I've cheated on every single one of my girlfriends. mostly with prostitutes. The first time the guilt only lasted a day. after that I'd only feel guilty for a few hours each time.
Then again I've only cheated on girlfriends. I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
I don't want to do that and am going to try and avoid it.
>I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
No, it wouldn't. You are immoral scum, so don't flatter yourself by pretending that it would be in any way different just because of a formality.
you will fall back on old habits and destroy your home and the lives of your future children. Instead you should do a front flip off of a highrise building onto the pavement
>The first time the guilt only lasted a day
I never felt guilty cheating with prostitutes. In fact the first time I felt awesome, because she was way hotter than any girl I'd pull without paying for it and she made me feel like she was into it. Pretty sure I'm a sociopath.
Love doesn't begin to describe my adoration for you
Also Marge and Mindy are both snacks but Marge loved him pretty much unconditionally even if he's a fat, balding, north american ape until they kept making "Is Marge gonna leave Homer in this episode?!" promo bait shit.
Dumbass, he hasnt lived with her for a year to determine who she actually is
All relationships have a grace period, after thats gone you get to see the real person for all their flaws and thats where you decide if you want to commit or not
I really disagree. All Mindy does is enabling Homer's worst vices. They both need a partner who is capable of counteracting their flaws, making them a better person. That's why Marge is the true soulmate for Homer: a woman who accepts all his flaws, and who manages to keep them at bay.
Notice that Homer's family life is serene. All his woes, in the first seasons, came from either his work environment, or from his failed ambitions, and in all those cases Marge was always at his side helping him deal with that and improve as a person.
I'm a coomer pervert. So ya, I want to plap soft wet pussy every day. I desire to dick a lot of the women I see.
However, an affair destroyed my family when I was a kid. I hate cheating. I can't and won't ever do it. I think it is a truly despicable thing to do.
I want to pound puss and put my hands all over these womens' bodies but I could never cheat on my wife.
Can’t cheat on your wife if you don’t have a wife. Just saying maybe you can take her to a national parks. And maybe you turn around for a second. And maybe your wife is just gone.
No it was a grifter intentionally omitting select information to make the trend of people going missing in the middle of the wilderness seem somehow mysterious
Cheating is literally the most moronic, hedonistic thing someone can do. >hey I'm gonna invest all this time and effort into building trust with a person just to throw it all away for some mediocre pussy/dick
It's even worse if you're married cause now you're getting a divorce, losing half of your shit and the kids
i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships. But then you have homer. He had no reason for cheating marge, she loves him in a devote way
>i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships
Cheating is the coward's solution. Either sort that shit out or go separate ways.
agree with other anon, coward's way out. Too many boomers are in this stupid passive aggressive duel where both want out but neither wants to take the blame, so they subject each other to increasingly ridiculous treatment, compounding the misery until one or the other breaks and finally files.
yes, it's just cowardice. Sort your love life with your partner, be honest and open. And if it doesn't works out then just end it.
my uncle told me about some guy who the woman he was having an affair with worked in a café his wife frequented, and turns out they talked a lot. So obviously, eventually both of them realize what's happening and then surprise the guy. It was ridiculous.
cheated on my ex a year into our relationship, never told her, we lasted 5 years then eventually, in an ironic twist of fate, she cheated on me and was a very honest girl so she told me (it was with a girl so it barely counts lol) but still, you could say it was karma
yes, it's just cowardice. Sort your love life with your partner, be honest and open. And if it doesn't works out then just end it.
my uncle told me about some guy who the woman he was having an affair with worked in a café his wife frequented, and turns out they talked a lot. So obviously, eventually both of them realize what's happening and then surprise the guy. It was ridiculous.
[...] >barely
don't pull out a jeremy from peep show
you’re just feminists who don’t want men to have sex
I don't think so. My gf is beautiful and nice and loves me so much and I couldn't do that to her. I can be tempted by a pretty face and a sharp mind as much if not more than anyone though, and if anything, I would rationalize "emotional cheating" as me enjoying the company of such a woman in a completely unromantic way, even though the underlying sexual tension is there. Hypothetically. I'm happy with my gf and I hope the opportunity for temptation never arises.
I said that's not even possible, but I would convince myself she's filling a different role, maybe a hybrid gf-daughter role, and I would never let it become sexual or overtly romantic. I don't mean to say this is okay, I just know myself.
cheated on my ex a year into our relationship, never told her, we lasted 5 years then eventually, in an ironic twist of fate, she cheated on me and was a very honest girl so she told me (it was with a girl so it barely counts lol) but still, you could say it was karma
I have a wife and two children. I have loved my female best friend for about 6 years and she feels the same. She wants to meet on Saturday to officiate it. I am doing my best to push her away even though I love her, of course. There really is no justification is there? It’d be an absolutely selfish thing to do. My wife is perfect and there’s no grounds to hurt her either.
not worth it, you'd get found out in the end and more than likely lose custody and have a gigantic child support payment.
Frick your wife anon, frick her hard for the sake of your best friend.
You either have to choose to be with that female best friend or your wife. Trying to live in both worlds will see them both fallen when you are caught. Your female best friend would never be happy with you knowing she ruined your marriage and kids' lives, or if she did she is trash not worthy of you being with anyway.
My first concern though is why your best friend is a female. That is extremely unusual. Your best friend should be a man. I would definitely never be comfortable with being in a relationship with a woman where her best friend is a dude.
don't do this to your kids anon. I can't count how many people I know who've gotten fricked up in some way because they grew up in broken families. You just need to make a sacrifice for their sake here
yea, I think the most basic recipe to any fricked up kid is a parent cheating. sons don't admire their fathers for cheating, daughters hate their fathers for cheating.
Why do cheaters never consider divorce >but muh kids
Theyll survive >but muh child support
Actions have consequences >but muh wife is a good person
You dont love her and youre a selfish wiener head
yes but initiate a divorce. life is too short to not be with someone you're in love with even if it doesn't last, but you owe your wife and kids honesty. just my two cents
>and she feels the same.
Because you're married. I bet dollars to donuts if you weren't she wouldn't be interested in you at all and if you go along with her scheming you absolutely deserve to get buttraped in divorce court.
I cheated on my fiance with a childhood friend the night my fiance went shopping with her mon for shoes for our wedding. I feel like a piece of shit and only recently cut it off with the woman i cheated with. Its not worth it, man.
I like my gf but I’m not gonna pretend our relationship is perfect and I couldn’t be tempted. I’d probably just leave her if I found something better instead of sneaking around though
Cheating is totally pointless , sterile and destructive unless you get the girl pregnant and have kids with her.
There is literally no point in cheating unless you decide you want to have kids with another woman to increase how evolutionarily successful you are in the next generation.
Long term however, doing this is likely to reduce your evolutionary success since your children are likely to have fewer kids due to wishing to distance themselves from the pain you've caused them.
So long term , unless you manage to raise multiple families like a successful polygamist and have a great relationships with all of your kids which is very hard to do, it is much better to have many kids with one woman and raise each of those kids well so that they have a happy childhoood and want to follow your example.
No, I may have a dubious moral compass but I find any form of betrayal extremely disgusting.
A girl I used to work with made obvious advances towards me while having a bf and knowing I was aware of it. I called her prostitute and never spoke to her again.
Also a good friend accused me of banging his wife and sabotaging his marriage. I punched him in the mouth and left.
>I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
No, it wouldn't. You are immoral scum, so don't flatter yourself by pretending that it would be in any way different just because of a formality.
I work with a girl who’s engaged to be married. But I’m almost positive she’s fricking another dude at work. I hear them talking and laughing every fricking time I pass by their office, they eat together constantly, they even fricking share food when we go out and get lunch
The work husband memes are real. Imagine just letting your girl frolic around all day in a building filled with single dudes who are trying to frick her. You deserve whatever happens to you.
most girls working in any kind of office environment are just trying to frick upwards to not have to work anymore >t. married a girl I onboarded and trained
The sex is fire and we've got 6 kids
Frick you reminded me of this cute chubby redhead with a fat ass that called me her work husband when I worked at a call center. Sadly I moved not long after we started the contract together so never got a chance to wreck her. We are both in long term relationships. She was sort of plain Jane but in a super hot way. Idk. I'm obviously a dirt bag, but my coomer mind just got a tingle.
I'm an butthole with a homewrecking fetish and it's horrifying how easy it is getting most women to cheat. I'm not even good looking, I just give them attention, flirt a little, and buy them a couple small gifts. Can't trust any woman I date anymore because of it so I guess that's fair revenge from the universe.
Let me bestow any knowledge to any zoomers or coomers here - don't cheat. Frick the morality aspect of it, frick muh fidelity or muh honor or whatever it is. I worked with this like 6'5 moronic black chad when I was in early college. Guy was funny as frick but would spew out moronic anecdotes. One day when me and the interns were discussing cheating, he pipes in and gets serious and goes "Don't ever cheat. You'll find out how easy it is and it'll ruin any relationships." We laughed cause we pretended he was a monkey with no self control and went on our days.
Two years later, around a year into a relationship with a girl at college, I cheated on her. Felt immensely guilty but after a week I realized I literally won't ever get caught. Promised to never do it again, be faithful. Cheated on her again 4 months later during summer break and every 6 months for 4 years. When you realize how honestly easy it is to avoid if you aren't a fricking moron, you realize that anybody could be cheating at any time. It wears down on your view of relationships. "Oh not everybody is a coomer moron anon" but you don't know that. Nobody I know (including that ex) would ever assume I'd cheat, yet here we are.
Just don't do it and don't break the illusion of trust.
What says, basically.
On Marge? No, she's a devoted wife who treats domestic duty as an actual job. If you have someone as virtuous as that in your life you should do right by them, even if you have to deny yourself pleasure.
Then again I would never marry Marge in the first place, because her low IQ would bore me. Unfortunately high IQ tend to be highly neurotic and restless, which annoys me.
I want Vulcans to be real so bad you wouldn't believe.
Why tf would you cheat on Marge? She's literally the perfect wife. She's always supportive, she is a truly positive influence on her children, she's fairly attractive, and she's genuinely a good person. If you end up with someone like her you've won the lottery.
I would feel tempted but ultimately would not do it. I understand that I am an animal, I understand why I want to frick the other woman. Being desired feels good. Women lie, you don't know who or what they are when confronted with them, and pussy is pussy. If you love your wife, leave it alone.
No but my wife of 10 years did and it wrecked me. I frickin fell off the wagon and got drunk for 7 months straight and vowed to kill the man whoever fricks my wife after me..
Dating post-covid is a fricking nightmare, all women have abandoned their sense of responsibility and act like they deserve a 6”10 Chad with a Trust Fund Band. Before I got into my current relationship I dated this one girl for a month. NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. I’m pretty sure she was banging a married guy on a business trip, she was a complete prostitute whose mom looked and acted like a talking dumpster. She sucked in the bedroom and spent all of her money on designer clothes. What’s even better is that I was job hunting and she broke up with me because I was still searching. A week later I get hired and making $10,000 more than her in the same role that she’s been at for 2-3 years. Women who aren’t devout Christian’s are prostitutes and shouldn’t be trusted. She claimed to be one but was the worst human being I have ever met.
>NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD
This is true, short story time. Fingered this married milf for like 20 minutes while making out on a trip. Much later she told me she didn't feel guilty because we "didn't do anything". For her it wasn't cheating because there was no penetration. She was married for like 15 years. lol
I hate cheating. One time I was involved with cheating life had instant karma for me.
>at a party >meet a girl >cute as hell face and ass from out of this world >she flirts hard with me >tells me she has a boyfriend >she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him >we meet secretly and frick for a while >she gets distant >I found out she is fricking another guy she met at the same party she met me >turns out she is a serial cheater
I actually felt cheated on and was depressed for a while, lol.
The fricked up thing is that I didn't even register her boyfriend in my mind. When those two were together I wasn't even jealous. But the second I got wind this other guy was fricking her I went nuts.
The girl was a walking red flag too. Every summer she goes abroad for work exchange, AKA gets fricked around Europe.
she is still with the original guy, I see them walking around sometimes
The guy she "cheated" me with did that shit and it was awkward.
>she dumped him >started bragging about fricking her >word got to her boyfriend >the b***h actually spun it around like he was just sliding into her DMs and she flirted with him but nothing happened and he just made shit up (boyfriend doesn't know that his girl is sexting from a burner phone) >bf believed her and for a few months she only went out with him, holding hands and going for long walks (she looked miserable as frick)
The funny thing is that she offered me the same explanation, the "I didn't frick him, see! See the insta messages!" as if I don't know her MO. She did that shit with me, actually had me sent her a fake messages so if people get suspicious of us, she can show our chats (for my birthday she sent me a fingering video for real and then she sent me a "hb buddy!" in a text). She is a fricked up individual and probably one of the evilest people I met.
Why can't your gays just be happy you had access to a woman's body.
I cherish ever sexual encounter I've had and look forward to the next one. At the same time I would never date a modern woman because I know how they are.
I love nobody and want nobody, but I love fricking girls.
You do know sexual immorality is a sin right? You might actually burn in hell for this if you don’t change your ways. The lake of fire is so hot it pops human skin like foil. The cacophony of agonistic screams can be heard echoing through every circle in the dark abyss. Harpies perch from their nests and swoop down to torment the perished souls.
Yeah that's bullshit they made up to keep smooth brains in line.
I don't even consider this a gamble. It is OBVIOUSLY a set of falsehoods. There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition.
>There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition that nothing else that we know exists has.
lol
you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?
>that nothing else that we know exists has.
a lack of evidence issue, not a proof that god exists or humanity is exceptional in some metaphysical sense.
i'm sure there is intelligent, what we would call "sapient" (itself a self-serving anthropocentric word) life out there.
It is no mistake that throughout human history, most of the gods including the judeo-christian God are personified as humans. Humanity is obsessed with itself and it's own greatness.
Something about being a meaningless animal on an unremarkable planet is just terrifying for the bulk of humanity.
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right. i'm responding to the guy who said it was OBVIOUS when it isn't
to be so certain of something that is uncertain is stupid and is just setting yourself to be incorrect
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I am that same guy.
It is very obvious all religions are made-up shit. And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe. It is most likely just an accident.
The universe and this planet were here for a VERY LONG TIME before humans came around. Dinosaurs didn't need a god. Why do we?
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>And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe.
it does? how so?
suppose that the universe did happen by accident as you say. where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
to say that there is no God, no higher power, takes faith to say just as it does to say that there is
i'm not attempting to sway you one way or the other, you can decide for yourself. i just think that it can be dangerous to be sure about anything that we don't definitively know the answer to
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>where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
We don't know, which is why I did not say "it was an accident" I said that was the most likely explanation.
Lots of thing just happen. The universe is a dynamic place, there are lots of particles and forces at work on those particles and what we don't know dwarfs our knowledge.
I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers. It's the safest more surefire way to attain eternal life, not in this world but in the next one. People want that so much they rationalize it. Even a man as smart as Thomas Aquinas had a religious experience. It was almost certainly some random phenomena or a quirk in the chemical computer he and other humans carry around in their skulls.
Many other smart men did not have religious experiences, they recognized that the universe has order and that implies a creator. But that is only because they have an even smaller sphere of knowledge than us. Now we now particles can blink out of existence and reappear elsewhere. It is obvious that there is much more going on than what is immediately obvious.
A human-like intelligence that just happens to care about humanity and has made a special place for us to go and live forever sounds nice, but it's about the least plausible metaphysical structure I have ever heard.
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>If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
omnipresence and always existing is the definition of Godhood. matter that has always existed doesn't make any logical sense. you could argue that God existing doesn't make sense (to you) but to say that matter having always existed is the more likely scenario is absurd since you and I, as you said, don't know a fraction of a percent of anything. all of those "smart" men also have zero intelligence relative to the universe. may as well be wearing a helmet in a vegetative state. their opinions aren't worth anything. blind leading the blind >I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers.
true Christianity is unironically very difficult. i'm not talking about going to church once a week and saying a prayer here and there. choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart
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>choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart
Everyone sins according to the Christians. There is only one man who never sinned and he was Jesus. He is the Perfect Man. I think it's a bit much, there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men, but the point is that sinning does not invalidate your automatically from the Kingdom of Heaven. You can repent and ask forgiveness for your sins. That is what Jesus died for.
The Christians thought a long time about this, it really is a perfect system. Guilt trip you into joining the club. It worked beautifully. 2000 years later still going, the Vatican has never been wealthier. gg no re.
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>there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men
you misunderstand what it is to be sinless according to the Bible. acting upon sin is obviously a sin but thinking about committing a sin is also a sin. no man has ever gone their whole life without thinking sinful thoughts, it isn't possible. my parents were sinful, therefore i cannot be sinless. it's our nature to sin
i can agree with you that the Vatican is cringe and gay and heretical. imagine confessing your sins to a "father" as if another sinful man can absolve you. they don't really follow the Bible since they pray to Mary (a sinner)
anyway, i enjoy talking about this stuff. none of us know anything so i'm just saying i believe it's important to never be certain of that which is uncertain, you and i can and usually are wrong.
good luck to you, bro
1 month ago
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>thinking about committing a sin is also a sin
But wasn't Jesus tempted in the desert?
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tempt - "entice or attempt to entice (someone) to do or acquire something that they find attractive but know to be wrong or not beneficial."
you can be tempted and refuse that temptation
take this thread for example, a woman can tempt a married man, it doesn't mean the man wants to have sex with that woman. he can refuse the temptation. he may not even desire it at all
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Seems like a boring moral if it's not about Christ having a moment of doubt but resisting out of a commitment to his beliefs and is instead just "Jesus was so special and good that Satan could show him so much stuff and He didn't care because He's perfect and you aren't".
>you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?
Yes it's called acclimation, it happens to just about everything we do.
>she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him
When women feel like cheating, they can come up with any excuse and feel totally justified. >t. fricked a “neglected” married lady for a while
In a fricking heartbeat. Can't stand Marge. I couldn't take hearing that voice for more than five minutes without stabbing her in the throat. I'd also have gone with the country and western singer.
I was super loyal to my girlfriend of five years, was put in multiple situations where I could've easily cheated but didn't. Even during a job conference a girl I met there knocked on my hotel room door and tried to come in, pressing her big booba against my chest and I had to turn her down. Still remember her saying that my gf was a lucky girl before she left.
Literally four months later I got a hold of my girlfriend's phone and saw that she had been cheating on me with multiple dudes for at least two years. After that I stopped doing relationships and now I just do fwb and hang out with girls sometimes, but I never make it "official" or anything like that. The vast majority of my relationships are with girls who are taken. The chick I'm seeing now has a fiancee, even. I feel bad for being the same sort of guy that ruined my relationship but that's on the girl far as I'm concerned. Thanks for reading my blog.
No. Seen what it does first hand because my dad cheated. I'm no saint but i would never cheat. You at least owe your (ex) partner that. You decided to spend a portion of your lives together.
If you are at a point you are considering cheating your relationship is already long fricking done. You just didn't give it the neckshot. Be a man and give it a proper one instead of being a coward.
My wife cheated on me with a coworker and it was so painful that I cannot watch anything that has infidelity in it. Like even True Detective was too much.
nah. my last gf let me do anything to her and her pussy was like a water slide. it's only funny when girls cheat. for a guy, your gf is yours to use else why would you even date
Yes, first chance I get. My partner is a fricking moron and only reason I'm with her is because we have a kid together. I am going to literally have sex with the next woman that wants to with me. I'm hoping to frick some hot single mom, maybe monkey branch to her and leave my worthless partner to die in the streets.
can't relate to sex havers, but it is interesting to hear about cheating.
it seems that even the biggest sex-chads in the world get cheated on. i was scrolling through youtube hell and caught a story where one of the BLACKED porn star dudes talked about how, before he got in the industry, his wife cheated on him and made him raise the other guy's daughter as his for 7 years. which just goes to say, you could be a literal porn-star tier sex machine and still have your wife go out and hunt for extra dick.
Humans crave novelty but also want a stable relationship. Cheating is a way to get both, albeit at the cost of trust in one’s partner. Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.
>Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.
They do. You want to frick around? Find a partner that wants to frick around. Any other solution is just selfish scumbags that get off on the thrill
Maybe. >be me >live in a really isolated area, so I mostly meet people online >who invariably live far, far away >talk to Girl A almost every day. She’s funny and interesting and I love talking to her >but she’s not attractive to me at all >talk to Girl B more sporadically. Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Would I marry Girl A if it was feasible? Would I be tempted to cheat? I don’t know.
>Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
i am not turned on by farts at all but the last girl i slept with farted in her sleep and i thought it was cute. no idea why
I've been in a long distance relationship because this girl is genuinely sweet and innocent and virgin. But I've slept with other women without her knowing.
I love where there are no decent women. I'm surrounded by prostitutes who you can't relax around. They're all malicious. Even my mother and sister agree that our women are awful evil b***hes.
i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me, i just broke up with her instead but it was the first time i understood cheating. i have slept with an engaged girl before while it was morally wrong she was so hot and the sex was amazing. wouldn't cheat on a girl who fricked me regularly though. thanks for reading my blog
>i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me
Im in a similar situation but i cant bring myself to break up with her. Shes younger than me, came from abroken home, and im the one stable thing in her life. Weve talked about it many times and she says its because her birth control completely removed her libido and made her depressed. She got her insurance activated last week and is looking to get off her birth control (she had the arm insert) so hopefully we can get back to normal but its been a solid year of no sex and ive come close to just breaking up with her.
Nope, no blowjobs either. She really doesnt satisfy me tbh. But i can bring myself to just kick her to the curb so im going to hold out and see how she is with the birth control gone before breakingbup with her. I know thats naive and im probably wasting both of our time but still
>dating a woman who won't put out
ultimate simp behavior and honestly unforgivable.
women have nothing to offer men, NOTHING, except their bodies. they are no interesting. they are not valuable. they are fun, and they are for fun. and if they won't be fun with you, you are being used.
remember courtship never ends, continue doing dates, building anticipation, and providing a fun time even after they move in with you.
depots are notorious for destroying women's libidos, they aren't steady state releases of incredibly small doses of hormone like an IUD, they tend to dump intermittently.
also remember estrogen causes brain fog and women don't think at all like men do in the first place, so your rationalizing isn't going to convince her to do anything.
I'd never cheat, but it's insane how having a girlfriend makes you a target for so many horny Jezebels. Is it jealousy? Or the fact that another woman already checked the box of you being a desirable partner? Fricking women, bros.
>woman blows me off >some time later get gf >first woman is now in a relationship and one night during a party starts insinuating she's not too happy with her bf and that she'd pick me instead if she had a do-over
lmao
However much you’ve noticed the opinions of other shaping your own, you can’t fathom how much stronger the effect is on women. Just knowing another woman wanted a guy makes the guy appear twice as desirable.
Female sexuality is auto-erotic. Breaking a vow with an S.O. to engage in some pussy validates them. They feel sexually aroused by their own perceived desirability, after all the man did something wrong to sleep with them.
I kissed a girl while super drunk once like 12 years ago when i was starting with my girlfriend i mean a couple weeks into the relationship and i still cringe about it
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Nah im not built to cheat
I lived at dorms and actually had social life for 5 years at university. From all the people Ive known, met or at least heard about I can tell you 99% of them cheated on their gf or bf at some point. Hell some of them cheated and are now engaged with the person they cheated on.
Sad reality of human race is that majority of people will cheat at least once. And I dont think this can be proved by statistics either, people bury that shit so deep they would never let anyone know.
>Was single, met a girl with a boyfriend, she really wanted to frick me but because she had a boyfriend I didn't do anything >Had a girlfriend, she became single, still really wanted to frick me, but because I had a girlfriend I didn't do anything >Broke up with that girl after a year >Day of the breakup, call this girl, she comes over, figure it out >Dated only for a few weeks and it was mostly annoying bullshit, sex was very good for that period though
At the time, I felt that I was being overly moral and stupid. I was very, very attracted to her. In the end, it turned out that it didn't matter one way or the other.
>heheh there's nothing wrong with cheating, I cheat on the ol cow with hookers all da time! >what do you mean I have to give her all my money and the house HEEEEEEEELLLLP
I’ve had several opportunities to and have had times when I really considered it, almost going through with it. But I never did.
I made my girl come to an agreement with me when we were first official and that’s if we ever truly want to sleep with someone else or want to explore other options that we would break up with each other first. It’s the correct way to end a relationship you’re not happy in. Cheating is inexcusable. I say that as a man. When I was younger I was dating girls and would frick others on the side, but even then when I’m in an official relationship or have said ‘I love you’ it’s not a game anymore. Perhaps it’s the way I was raised or just came from my values from life experience. I’ve had a lot of friends who cheated on their girlfriends who still to this day never found out. I’m not a snitch, I won’t tell them but I do see my friends differently. It feels very relieving to not have that guilt on my shoulders.
Ultimately you have to realize that any relationship that’s worth it will have times where it will be tested. Your faith, your faithfulness, your resolve to work together to overcome your issues in the name of love. It’s possible if both people earnestly try. The hard times will actually strengthen the bond if you get through it. Temptation will always be out there, especially if you’re younger and get a lot of attention from the opposite sex. But you have to take responsibility and do what you can to remove it. I have a big crush on this girl at a bar & grill my girl and I go to and I have a strong feeling it’s mutual so now I just avoid the place the days she works. I let the feeling go through me and then let go of it. Even if the other girl is prettier than mine I still cherish what I have, despite its imperfections. Perfect 10/10 match made in heaven couples don’t exist outside of movies and even if they do it’s only maybe 1 out of every 1000 relationships.
I've been cheating on my ldr gf with a jap qt for a month or so now
Might break it off though cause she's talking about us getting together and wants me to help her get a visa
Cheated many times. Few things can match the thrill.
Now that I am married though, no. Once you get married thats a promise and more importantly, legally binding.
All these stories about people cheating and fricking around before settling just strengthen my resolve to be alone forever and instead invest into daydreaming and AI waifus.
There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them. Trash attracts trash, your in a thread about people sharing their cheating stories on a website full of social rejects. Youd have to be a full blown autist to think this is representative of normal people.
Like i said trash attracts trash. No one im friends with has cheated, nor have they been effected by cheating. Im sorry cheating and fomo or whatever are constant problems in your life. I suggest seeking out better people to spend your time with
None of your friends are going to admit to bad behavior man. LOL do you realize the kind of secrets people keep? People are ANIMALS.
Fear Of Missing Out is real and it's why people cheat. For most people the most exciting thing that can happen to them is getting laid, it's no wonder people cheat. We need a sex-positive culture, but we don't have one, and that's why people cheat.
>There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them.
Everyone thinks they are a good judge of character until they get disappointed. I figure the people who think they didn't get cheated on were just clueless. Either way I couldn't deal with the paranoia.
[...] >and no one will even notice
Well that's good so I have no reason to be embarassed.
You must live very sad lives. I mean were on Cinemaphile but still
None of your friends are going to admit to bad behavior man. LOL do you realize the kind of secrets people keep? People are ANIMALS.
Fear Of Missing Out is real and it's why people cheat. For most people the most exciting thing that can happen to them is getting laid, it's no wonder people cheat. We need a sex-positive culture, but we don't have one, and that's why people cheat.
Sex is the dumbest thing ever. There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off. That makes it so frustarting to see the harm people cause just to get off temporarily.
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>There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off.
It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes. Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex. Bad sex is worse than jerking off, but good sex is the pinnacle. It's like excellent drugs. There's no better high than good sex with an attractive person.
>There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them.
Everyone thinks they are a good judge of character until they get disappointed. I figure the people who think they didn't get cheated on were just clueless. Either way I couldn't deal with the paranoia.
you're going to die a virgin and no one will even notice
>and no one will even notice
Well that's good so I have no reason to be embarassed.
OK based but you should probably invest in bitcoin too. Then you can stop daydreaming about fricking girls and actually frick some.
You don't need a relationship my friend you just need to get laid.
i really have 0 desire to do so. like any amount of effort is not worth it to me when I can just jerk off and go about my day. I just don't understand putting in so much effort and risk for such a low easy to please temporary desire.
>There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off.
It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes. Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex. Bad sex is worse than jerking off, but good sex is the pinnacle. It's like excellent drugs. There's no better high than good sex with an attractive person.
>It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes.
and you jerk off again.
> Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex
It's good enough and after you nut you don't care about it anymore. I just dont understand you neurotypicals.
If you're a virgin you can't really argue this since you have no idea what it is you are forgoing. Which I guess is nice for you, since getting sex is such a pain in the ass.
I mean whatever works for you man but you should really give it a try if you can. God I miss having sex.
I go over to my buddy’s house to “play video games” while my fat pregnant cow of a wife stays at home thinking im just hanging with the bro. Meanwhile im tagging his fuzzy butthole with my ballsack as I slide my bare wiener in and out of him
best part, i can cum inside of him as much as I want and no kids!
Most people you know have done bad shit but just not told anyone about it
This. Morality is an illusion. What we have is a system enforced mostly through shame (which doesn't always work) and SOME repercussions for SOME stuff SOMETIMES. Thats different from people actually being concerned with doing the right thing. Actual good people in life are extremely rare. And the reason is that you don't get too far being a good person, and also take on a lot of second hand pain and suffering that the average person doesn't because he simply doesn't care about stuff.
I had a friend who's dad was a real life chad. Aggressive, successful, handsome. He cheated on his wife when she was pregnant and the woman he cheated with told his wife out of guilt. His wife forgave him and they're still together 30 years later. Her logic was, why destroy our family over one thing? It makes a lot of sense. People are too proud. Now serial cheating is something else. But we're only human.
I’ve had two separate occasions when coworkers literally asked me for sex. Once she literally tried to kiss me. I couldn’t do that to my then gf, so I did not. I’m married with her now with one baby. I’m proud of what I did, however I’m not sure how many more of these assaults I can withstand bros.
Cheated on my gf of 5 years, we were having issues, mostly with her family and stuff
She found out because I had scars on my back so I told her, she broke down, we stayed together but 2 years later we're not together anymore and she's gonna frick some Chad soon with 0 fricks given
Should've dumped her
Honestly I felt like shit when I did it, was afraid to have STD even with a condom and shit, barely enjoyed it
snead arrested for feed and seed
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/cartersville-teacher-accused-of-sexual-assault/85-17e2097e-d858-4dd3-86df-5a774b23d436
I've never actually fricked anyone besides my gf but I keep going on these chat sites and sexting with strangers. I try and rationalise it in my head that it's not that bad and tbh most of them are probably dudes posing as girls anyway, but it still feels pretty grim. My gf has this guy friend I'm suspicious of, I don't think anything has happened yet but of course he would frick her in an instant given the chance. I've told her that but she's a woman so doesn't get it or is deflecting, and continues to hang out with him so I'm like frick it, if she's going to be disrespectful I don't care. But I'm also projecting a little I guess. Obviously I can't say for certain but irl I would try to avoid putting myself in a compromising situation to begin with. I'm just an animal at the end of the day, and I assume being starved of sex and touch for a good chunk of my life would make me more susceptible if you put me in a room with a girl I know wants my dick. I don't think it's even the sexting I'm after, in fact I'm sure it's not cos most people are dogshit at doing it, it's just this weird coping mechanism I've formed of avoiding negative emotions
it feels fricking weird bros at least I don't have to interact with the fricking guy but knowing some dude out there has slurped up my baby batter is unsettling (he insists on going down on her after she comes home from seeing me)
Here's how I see The Simpsons ending while addressing this:
Mindy comes back into Homer's life at a time when Marge is becoming very ill, let's say throat cancer or something like that, Marge gets worse and dies but Homer reconnects with Mindy. He finds out he fathered a bastard child on her during their stay in the hotel, this leads to problems and a lot of internal conflicts within Homer. A while after Marge's death Lisa and Bart give consent for Homer to start dating again after sometime they get married and the ending so someone saying something along the lines of "We're finally The Simpsons again".
I would have to meet a woman first so no.
you'd have to meet at least TWO women. it's fricking impossible.
you'd have to meet 2, actually
I wouldn't even put myself in that position because I know my coomer hindbrain can't resist sexy temptresses.
you'd be in the same position as Homer because he was trying to do the same thing
not anymore, cheating ruins lives
Ain't no pussy like new pussy.
Would I? Yes. Would I be haunted by it? Also yes.
>The final panel
Where's mindy? What's the thing on his belly?
it's the stomach
>haunted by it
gay
I've cheated on every single one of my girlfriends. mostly with prostitutes. The first time the guilt only lasted a day. after that I'd only feel guilty for a few hours each time.
Then again I've only cheated on girlfriends. I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
I don't want to do that and am going to try and avoid it.
>I don't want to do that
You do
>and am going to try and avoid it
You wont
Cheating with prosties isn't cheating
>I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
No, it wouldn't. You are immoral scum, so don't flatter yourself by pretending that it would be in any way different just because of a formality.
hookers don't count
With fricking prostitutes? Lame
you will fall back on old habits and destroy your home and the lives of your future children. Instead you should do a front flip off of a highrise building onto the pavement
>The first time the guilt only lasted a day
I never felt guilty cheating with prostitutes. In fact the first time I felt awesome, because she was way hotter than any girl I'd pull without paying for it and she made me feel like she was into it. Pretty sure I'm a sociopath.
>the wife of your kids
I've watched a lot of porn and consider myself educated, but please can somebody tell me what part of the female anatomy this is?
Based on the positioning of her feet she's on her stomach with her legs up, and I guess that's Homer pushing his belly fat together for some reason
It's her ass cheeks you moron. Maybe look at more than the guys dick in porn.
water balloon ass
Found the virgin
>His testicles aren't above his penis
Here, see you guys in a few days
Disappointing, but thank you for your service.
why is there banana pudding on the sheets
That's not banana pudding, it's steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mm, steamed clams!
It's bird poop.
It's custard
>crustard
it's 64 drops of inseminate sleaze.
Cum can sometimes have that color. Especially if someone eats tons of junk and has other unhealthy lifestyle habits, so it's a good match for Homer
you sound like someone that has up close and personal experience with this. can you give more details?
Why would you ask for more details? Are you looking to incur in a close up and personal experience as well?
yea, been 12 days since i busted a nut and i've been edging for the last 4 hours. i was hoping you'd inspect it and let me know how my diet has been
Don't go down without a fight bro take some jannies with you
The cum at the top is moronic, it looks like shes spewing out of her butthole
moron doesnt know how sex works
Makes it even hotter
>implying that she isn't
Absolute legend
respect
King shit
Homer visited the Chuck's?
bravo. Gentlemen, i propose a toast. To anon!
Dis homie be lookin like he be made of cheese!
Almost home free!
Love doesn't begin to describe my adoration for you
Also Marge and Mindy are both snacks but Marge loved him pretty much unconditionally even if he's a fat, balding, north american ape until they kept making "Is Marge gonna leave Homer in this episode?!" promo bait shit.
This scene is the reason I have two kids. Knew she was the one for me when she finished the turkey song. It's a good episode.
sometimes the only way to teach a woman a lesson is to cheat on her
>Would you cheat
No
>Would you sleep with someone knowing they're in a relationship with someone?
Yes and I've actually tried this (but failed)
Objectively speaking Mindy is his true soulmate. If he wanted to divorce Marge and marry her, I think he would have had every right to.
>but but the kids
He can make new ones.
this
the episode is the definition of a blue pill
homer would actually be happy and fulfilled and self actualized with mindy
>happiness being attached to another person
Biggest bluepill of all. Relationships aren't for happiness, they're for commitment.
strawman somebody else you coping woman
You don't know what a strawman is.
you have shit on your face
Dumbass, he hasnt lived with her for a year to determine who she actually is
All relationships have a grace period, after thats gone you get to see the real person for all their flaws and thats where you decide if you want to commit or not
Homer is sterile from repeated exposure to radiation
I really disagree. All Mindy does is enabling Homer's worst vices. They both need a partner who is capable of counteracting their flaws, making them a better person. That's why Marge is the true soulmate for Homer: a woman who accepts all his flaws, and who manages to keep them at bay.
Notice that Homer's family life is serene. All his woes, in the first seasons, came from either his work environment, or from his failed ambitions, and in all those cases Marge was always at his side helping him deal with that and improve as a person.
I'm a coomer pervert. So ya, I want to plap soft wet pussy every day. I desire to dick a lot of the women I see.
However, an affair destroyed my family when I was a kid. I hate cheating. I can't and won't ever do it. I think it is a truly despicable thing to do.
I want to pound puss and put my hands all over these womens' bodies but I could never cheat on my wife.
Can’t cheat on your wife if you don’t have a wife. Just saying maybe you can take her to a national parks. And maybe you turn around for a second. And maybe your wife is just gone.
Was it aliens?
No it was a grifter intentionally omitting select information to make the trend of people going missing in the middle of the wilderness seem somehow mysterious
>have kids
never
>no kids but wife barely puts out and nags a lot
probably
Cheating is literally the most moronic, hedonistic thing someone can do.
>hey I'm gonna invest all this time and effort into building trust with a person just to throw it all away for some mediocre pussy/dick
It's even worse if you're married cause now you're getting a divorce, losing half of your shit and the kids
i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships. But then you have homer. He had no reason for cheating marge, she loves him in a devote way
>i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships
Cheating is the coward's solution. Either sort that shit out or go separate ways.
cheating is a way to sort it out
Massive cope.
nah what you say is cope
agree with other anon, coward's way out. Too many boomers are in this stupid passive aggressive duel where both want out but neither wants to take the blame, so they subject each other to increasingly ridiculous treatment, compounding the misery until one or the other breaks and finally files.
yes, it's just cowardice. Sort your love life with your partner, be honest and open. And if it doesn't works out then just end it.
my uncle told me about some guy who the woman he was having an affair with worked in a café his wife frequented, and turns out they talked a lot. So obviously, eventually both of them realize what's happening and then surprise the guy. It was ridiculous.
>barely
don't pull out a jeremy from peep show
you’re just feminists who don’t want men to have sex
Nobody ever cheats knowing they're throwing it all away, they do it because they think they can have both.
That's how stupid people think, yes.
No, I'd have gone and gotten a separate room as soon as I realized they expected us to stay in one.
No, cheaters are scum
I don't think so. My gf is beautiful and nice and loves me so much and I couldn't do that to her. I can be tempted by a pretty face and a sharp mind as much if not more than anyone though, and if anything, I would rationalize "emotional cheating" as me enjoying the company of such a woman in a completely unromantic way, even though the underlying sexual tension is there. Hypothetically. I'm happy with my gf and I hope the opportunity for temptation never arises.
>I would rationalize "emotional cheating" as me enjoying the company of such a woman in a completely unromantic way
why would you ever enjoy the company of a woman in an unromantic way? literally just go hang out with a guy instead lol
I said that's not even possible, but I would convince myself she's filling a different role, maybe a hybrid gf-daughter role, and I would never let it become sexual or overtly romantic. I don't mean to say this is okay, I just know myself.
>Hybrid gf-daughter role
You are fricked in the head, my friend.
>maybe a hybrid gf-daughter role
boy what the hell
cheated on my ex a year into our relationship, never told her, we lasted 5 years then eventually, in an ironic twist of fate, she cheated on me and was a very honest girl so she told me (it was with a girl so it barely counts lol) but still, you could say it was karma
I have a wife and two children. I have loved my female best friend for about 6 years and she feels the same. She wants to meet on Saturday to officiate it. I am doing my best to push her away even though I love her, of course. There really is no justification is there? It’d be an absolutely selfish thing to do. My wife is perfect and there’s no grounds to hurt her either.
not worth it, you'd get found out in the end and more than likely lose custody and have a gigantic child support payment.
Frick your wife anon, frick her hard for the sake of your best friend.
Thank you anon
You either have to choose to be with that female best friend or your wife. Trying to live in both worlds will see them both fallen when you are caught. Your female best friend would never be happy with you knowing she ruined your marriage and kids' lives, or if she did she is trash not worthy of you being with anyway.
My first concern though is why your best friend is a female. That is extremely unusual. Your best friend should be a man. I would definitely never be comfortable with being in a relationship with a woman where her best friend is a dude.
Good points thank you anon.
don't do this to your kids anon. I can't count how many people I know who've gotten fricked up in some way because they grew up in broken families. You just need to make a sacrifice for their sake here
yea, I think the most basic recipe to any fricked up kid is a parent cheating. sons don't admire their fathers for cheating, daughters hate their fathers for cheating.
Is she married too? If so I would say go for it, there's MAD keeping things in check. If she's single I think this is way too dangerous.
Why do cheaters never consider divorce
>but muh kids
Theyll survive
>but muh child support
Actions have consequences
>but muh wife is a good person
You dont love her and youre a selfish wiener head
You're an idiot.
Lol this tard trying to talk himself into it. Go for it, bozo. Rip apart your life.
>female best friend
An actual idiot, how about that.
Have you considered suicide? there is many benefits
Do it homosexual. If you don't you're a huge pussy.
Yeah frick her you big moron
Plap her wet pussy
yes but initiate a divorce. life is too short to not be with someone you're in love with even if it doesn't last, but you owe your wife and kids honesty. just my two cents
>and she feels the same.
Because you're married. I bet dollars to donuts if you weren't she wouldn't be interested in you at all and if you go along with her scheming you absolutely deserve to get buttraped in divorce court.
I cheated on my fiance with a childhood friend the night my fiance went shopping with her mon for shoes for our wedding. I feel like a piece of shit and only recently cut it off with the woman i cheated with. Its not worth it, man.
I like my gf but I’m not gonna pretend our relationship is perfect and I couldn’t be tempted. I’d probably just leave her if I found something better instead of sneaking around though
Cheating is totally pointless , sterile and destructive unless you get the girl pregnant and have kids with her.
There is literally no point in cheating unless you decide you want to have kids with another woman to increase how evolutionarily successful you are in the next generation.
Long term however, doing this is likely to reduce your evolutionary success since your children are likely to have fewer kids due to wishing to distance themselves from the pain you've caused them.
So long term , unless you manage to raise multiple families like a successful polygamist and have a great relationships with all of your kids which is very hard to do, it is much better to have many kids with one woman and raise each of those kids well so that they have a happy childhoood and want to follow your example.
No, I may have a dubious moral compass but I find any form of betrayal extremely disgusting.
A girl I used to work with made obvious advances towards me while having a bf and knowing I was aware of it. I called her prostitute and never spoke to her again.
Also a good friend accused me of banging his wife and sabotaging his marriage. I punched him in the mouth and left.
>Also a good friend accused me of banging his wife and sabotaging his marriage.
Yeah I’m thinking you did that shit
>i have a dubious moral compass
>so i punched a guy in the mouth when he accused me of cheating
I'm with this anon, you fricked his wife
I'll break your fricking jaws too.
just admit you did it, c**t
we don't know your from adam so CONFESS
That won’t unfrick your friend’s wife bud
How was she? Was she good?
Clown moralist but based
Reminder that the deepest layer of Hell is reserved for cheaters and traitors.
FRICK OFF BASKIN WILL NEVER BE A MEME
If your gf isn't ugly there is an 80% chance cheated on you at a work party at one point
I work with a girl who’s engaged to be married. But I’m almost positive she’s fricking another dude at work. I hear them talking and laughing every fricking time I pass by their office, they eat together constantly, they even fricking share food when we go out and get lunch
The work husband memes are real. Imagine just letting your girl frolic around all day in a building filled with single dudes who are trying to frick her. You deserve whatever happens to you.
most girls working in any kind of office environment are just trying to frick upwards to not have to work anymore
>t. married a girl I onboarded and trained
The sex is fire and we've got 6 kids
She’s got 6 kids. You slipped maybe one or two past the goalie.
Frick you reminded me of this cute chubby redhead with a fat ass that called me her work husband when I worked at a call center. Sadly I moved not long after we started the contract together so never got a chance to wreck her. We are both in long term relationships. She was sort of plain Jane but in a super hot way. Idk. I'm obviously a dirt bag, but my coomer mind just got a tingle.
I'm an butthole with a homewrecking fetish and it's horrifying how easy it is getting most women to cheat. I'm not even good looking, I just give them attention, flirt a little, and buy them a couple small gifts. Can't trust any woman I date anymore because of it so I guess that's fair revenge from the universe.
Let me bestow any knowledge to any zoomers or coomers here - don't cheat. Frick the morality aspect of it, frick muh fidelity or muh honor or whatever it is. I worked with this like 6'5 moronic black chad when I was in early college. Guy was funny as frick but would spew out moronic anecdotes. One day when me and the interns were discussing cheating, he pipes in and gets serious and goes "Don't ever cheat. You'll find out how easy it is and it'll ruin any relationships." We laughed cause we pretended he was a monkey with no self control and went on our days.
Two years later, around a year into a relationship with a girl at college, I cheated on her. Felt immensely guilty but after a week I realized I literally won't ever get caught. Promised to never do it again, be faithful. Cheated on her again 4 months later during summer break and every 6 months for 4 years. When you realize how honestly easy it is to avoid if you aren't a fricking moron, you realize that anybody could be cheating at any time. It wears down on your view of relationships. "Oh not everybody is a coomer moron anon" but you don't know that. Nobody I know (including that ex) would ever assume I'd cheat, yet here we are.
Just don't do it and don't break the illusion of trust.
What says, basically.
What's up with the simpson threads lately ? There's seems to be more then normal
yeah can i gets a qrd? something is going on
On Marge? No, she's a devoted wife who treats domestic duty as an actual job. If you have someone as virtuous as that in your life you should do right by them, even if you have to deny yourself pleasure.
Then again I would never marry Marge in the first place, because her low IQ would bore me. Unfortunately high IQ tend to be highly neurotic and restless, which annoys me.
I want Vulcans to be real so bad you wouldn't believe.
Theoretical, sex may make masturbation less pleasure. Practical, don't have sex. Seems like a simple equation to me.
Why tf would you cheat on Marge? She's literally the perfect wife. She's always supportive, she is a truly positive influence on her children, she's fairly attractive, and she's genuinely a good person. If you end up with someone like her you've won the lottery.
Because she's different pussy virgin
I would feel tempted but ultimately would not do it. I understand that I am an animal, I understand why I want to frick the other woman. Being desired feels good. Women lie, you don't know who or what they are when confronted with them, and pussy is pussy. If you love your wife, leave it alone.
Im surprised how many scumbags are on Cinemaphile but im more suprised people on here managed to get multiple girls to have sex with them
Having sex is not difficult at all. Even animals do it all the time
>incels are worse than animals
Where do you think you are
It's like the job market. First job's the hardest and no one will hire you when you're unemployed.
If you are with a woman who you're attracted to and also like as a person (very rare occurrence) then you lose any desire to cheat on her.
He didn't
god mindy is so fricking hot, I wish redheads were real
If Mindy was just some random b***h from a business trip hell yeah. A co-worker? hell no.
No but my wife of 10 years did and it wrecked me. I frickin fell off the wagon and got drunk for 7 months straight and vowed to kill the man whoever fricks my wife after me..
Just get into cuck porn and goon your brains out
>wanting to kill the guy who has nothing to do with you and not the woman who betrayed your trust
Cuck
Dating post-covid is a fricking nightmare, all women have abandoned their sense of responsibility and act like they deserve a 6”10 Chad with a Trust Fund Band. Before I got into my current relationship I dated this one girl for a month. NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. I’m pretty sure she was banging a married guy on a business trip, she was a complete prostitute whose mom looked and acted like a talking dumpster. She sucked in the bedroom and spent all of her money on designer clothes. What’s even better is that I was job hunting and she broke up with me because I was still searching. A week later I get hired and making $10,000 more than her in the same role that she’s been at for 2-3 years. Women who aren’t devout Christian’s are prostitutes and shouldn’t be trusted. She claimed to be one but was the worst human being I have ever met.
>Women who aren’t devout Christian’s are prostitutes
Buddy I got some bad news for you.
You do know there’s such thing as claiming to be something and not being that, right?
Of course it's impossible to ever know another's heart, so we can omly act on what others claim and appear to be.
>NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD
This is true, short story time. Fingered this married milf for like 20 minutes while making out on a trip. Much later she told me she didn't feel guilty because we "didn't do anything". For her it wasn't cheating because there was no penetration. She was married for like 15 years. lol
>Deep kissing and digital play is "nothing"
Then why can't they be nice and share with me?
I hate women.
Women can do the worst to appear good . I hate women so much
I hate cheating. One time I was involved with cheating life had instant karma for me.
>at a party
>meet a girl
>cute as hell face and ass from out of this world
>she flirts hard with me
>tells me she has a boyfriend
>she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him
>we meet secretly and frick for a while
>she gets distant
>I found out she is fricking another guy she met at the same party she met me
>turns out she is a serial cheater
I actually felt cheated on and was depressed for a while, lol.
>I actually felt cheated on and was depressed for a while, lol.
I fell in love with a girl who was cheating with me and I had the same feeling.
The fricked up thing is that I didn't even register her boyfriend in my mind. When those two were together I wasn't even jealous. But the second I got wind this other guy was fricking her I went nuts.
The girl was a walking red flag too. Every summer she goes abroad for work exchange, AKA gets fricked around Europe.
she is still with the original guy, I see them walking around sometimes
>not telling the boyfriend about what happened out of sheer pettiness to ruin her life a little bit
you should, at least, consider it
The guy she "cheated" me with did that shit and it was awkward.
>she dumped him
>started bragging about fricking her
>word got to her boyfriend
>the b***h actually spun it around like he was just sliding into her DMs and she flirted with him but nothing happened and he just made shit up (boyfriend doesn't know that his girl is sexting from a burner phone)
>bf believed her and for a few months she only went out with him, holding hands and going for long walks (she looked miserable as frick)
The funny thing is that she offered me the same explanation, the "I didn't frick him, see! See the insta messages!" as if I don't know her MO. She did that shit with me, actually had me sent her a fake messages so if people get suspicious of us, she can show our chats (for my birthday she sent me a fingering video for real and then she sent me a "hb buddy!" in a text). She is a fricked up individual and probably one of the evilest people I met.
Can I get her number?
You have to be athletic, above 6 feet and have a thick beard. Also you have to be a catholic, she is religious lol.
Wow she sounds like an insufferable c**t
>The guy she "cheated" me with did that shit
Based
>probably one of the evilest people I met
Good men do nothing yadayadayada
>insta
I will never not want people who call instagram this to be fricking brutally murdered.
nah that's some woman shit
Why can't your gays just be happy you had access to a woman's body.
I cherish ever sexual encounter I've had and look forward to the next one. At the same time I would never date a modern woman because I know how they are.
I love nobody and want nobody, but I love fricking girls.
You do know sexual immorality is a sin right? You might actually burn in hell for this if you don’t change your ways. The lake of fire is so hot it pops human skin like foil. The cacophony of agonistic screams can be heard echoing through every circle in the dark abyss. Harpies perch from their nests and swoop down to torment the perished souls.
God isn't real, and neither is your wife's fidelity.
Yeah that's bullshit they made up to keep smooth brains in line.
I don't even consider this a gamble. It is OBVIOUSLY a set of falsehoods. There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition.
>There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition that nothing else that we know exists has.
lol
you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?
>that nothing else that we know exists has.
a lack of evidence issue, not a proof that god exists or humanity is exceptional in some metaphysical sense.
i'm sure there is intelligent, what we would call "sapient" (itself a self-serving anthropocentric word) life out there.
It is no mistake that throughout human history, most of the gods including the judeo-christian God are personified as humans. Humanity is obsessed with itself and it's own greatness.
Something about being a meaningless animal on an unremarkable planet is just terrifying for the bulk of humanity.
right. i'm responding to the guy who said it was OBVIOUS when it isn't
to be so certain of something that is uncertain is stupid and is just setting yourself to be incorrect
I am that same guy.
It is very obvious all religions are made-up shit. And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe. It is most likely just an accident.
The universe and this planet were here for a VERY LONG TIME before humans came around. Dinosaurs didn't need a god. Why do we?
>And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe.
it does? how so?
suppose that the universe did happen by accident as you say. where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
to say that there is no God, no higher power, takes faith to say just as it does to say that there is
i'm not attempting to sway you one way or the other, you can decide for yourself. i just think that it can be dangerous to be sure about anything that we don't definitively know the answer to
>where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
We don't know, which is why I did not say "it was an accident" I said that was the most likely explanation.
Lots of thing just happen. The universe is a dynamic place, there are lots of particles and forces at work on those particles and what we don't know dwarfs our knowledge.
I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers. It's the safest more surefire way to attain eternal life, not in this world but in the next one. People want that so much they rationalize it. Even a man as smart as Thomas Aquinas had a religious experience. It was almost certainly some random phenomena or a quirk in the chemical computer he and other humans carry around in their skulls.
Many other smart men did not have religious experiences, they recognized that the universe has order and that implies a creator. But that is only because they have an even smaller sphere of knowledge than us. Now we now particles can blink out of existence and reappear elsewhere. It is obvious that there is much more going on than what is immediately obvious.
A human-like intelligence that just happens to care about humanity and has made a special place for us to go and live forever sounds nice, but it's about the least plausible metaphysical structure I have ever heard.
>If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
omnipresence and always existing is the definition of Godhood. matter that has always existed doesn't make any logical sense. you could argue that God existing doesn't make sense (to you) but to say that matter having always existed is the more likely scenario is absurd since you and I, as you said, don't know a fraction of a percent of anything. all of those "smart" men also have zero intelligence relative to the universe. may as well be wearing a helmet in a vegetative state. their opinions aren't worth anything. blind leading the blind
>I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers.
true Christianity is unironically very difficult. i'm not talking about going to church once a week and saying a prayer here and there. choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart
>choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart
Everyone sins according to the Christians. There is only one man who never sinned and he was Jesus. He is the Perfect Man. I think it's a bit much, there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men, but the point is that sinning does not invalidate your automatically from the Kingdom of Heaven. You can repent and ask forgiveness for your sins. That is what Jesus died for.
The Christians thought a long time about this, it really is a perfect system. Guilt trip you into joining the club. It worked beautifully. 2000 years later still going, the Vatican has never been wealthier. gg no re.
>there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men
you misunderstand what it is to be sinless according to the Bible. acting upon sin is obviously a sin but thinking about committing a sin is also a sin. no man has ever gone their whole life without thinking sinful thoughts, it isn't possible. my parents were sinful, therefore i cannot be sinless. it's our nature to sin
i can agree with you that the Vatican is cringe and gay and heretical. imagine confessing your sins to a "father" as if another sinful man can absolve you. they don't really follow the Bible since they pray to Mary (a sinner)
anyway, i enjoy talking about this stuff. none of us know anything so i'm just saying i believe it's important to never be certain of that which is uncertain, you and i can and usually are wrong.
good luck to you, bro
>thinking about committing a sin is also a sin
But wasn't Jesus tempted in the desert?
tempt - "entice or attempt to entice (someone) to do or acquire something that they find attractive but know to be wrong or not beneficial."
you can be tempted and refuse that temptation
take this thread for example, a woman can tempt a married man, it doesn't mean the man wants to have sex with that woman. he can refuse the temptation. he may not even desire it at all
Seems like a boring moral if it's not about Christ having a moment of doubt but resisting out of a commitment to his beliefs and is instead just "Jesus was so special and good that Satan could show him so much stuff and He didn't care because He's perfect and you aren't".
>you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?
Yes it's called acclimation, it happens to just about everything we do.
Your entire post is just a sexual fantasy. Throwing stones glass houses etc.
SHE'S A MAN EATER
>she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him
When women feel like cheating, they can come up with any excuse and feel totally justified.
>t. fricked a “neglected” married lady for a while
>Marge cheats constantly in a bunch of episodes
>I'm sowwy Homie do you forgive me? :~~*~~*
>aww I can't hate you sweetie
>Homer cheats (almost) once
>YOU FRICKING MONSTER HOW COULD YOU FRICK YOUUUUUU
The absolute state of all women. They should not be allowed to drive, vote, or have jobs.
cheats constantly in a bunch of episodes
never happened
Both of those things never happened though
In a fricking heartbeat. Can't stand Marge. I couldn't take hearing that voice for more than five minutes without stabbing her in the throat. I'd also have gone with the country and western singer.
I did and yeah
Women are crazy shrews
I was super loyal to my girlfriend of five years, was put in multiple situations where I could've easily cheated but didn't. Even during a job conference a girl I met there knocked on my hotel room door and tried to come in, pressing her big booba against my chest and I had to turn her down. Still remember her saying that my gf was a lucky girl before she left.
Literally four months later I got a hold of my girlfriend's phone and saw that she had been cheating on me with multiple dudes for at least two years. After that I stopped doing relationships and now I just do fwb and hang out with girls sometimes, but I never make it "official" or anything like that. The vast majority of my relationships are with girls who are taken. The chick I'm seeing now has a fiancee, even. I feel bad for being the same sort of guy that ruined my relationship but that's on the girl far as I'm concerned. Thanks for reading my blog.
No. Seen what it does first hand because my dad cheated. I'm no saint but i would never cheat. You at least owe your (ex) partner that. You decided to spend a portion of your lives together.
If you are at a point you are considering cheating your relationship is already long fricking done. You just didn't give it the neckshot. Be a man and give it a proper one instead of being a coward.
My wife cheated on me with a coworker and it was so painful that I cannot watch anything that has infidelity in it. Like even True Detective was too much.
Did you get a divorce?
Divorce? Im tne prepper now
Ex wife?
Yes and after I'd go home and make Marge suck the other womens c**t juice off my wiener.
every simpson character is ugly as frick theres literally no such thing as an attractive simpsons character the artstyle simply does not allow it
nah. my last gf let me do anything to her and her pussy was like a water slide. it's only funny when girls cheat. for a guy, your gf is yours to use else why would you even date
Yes, first chance I get. My partner is a fricking moron and only reason I'm with her is because we have a kid together. I am going to literally have sex with the next woman that wants to with me. I'm hoping to frick some hot single mom, maybe monkey branch to her and leave my worthless partner to die in the streets.
Shitting where you eat is extra risky business.
can't relate to sex havers, but it is interesting to hear about cheating.
it seems that even the biggest sex-chads in the world get cheated on. i was scrolling through youtube hell and caught a story where one of the BLACKED porn star dudes talked about how, before he got in the industry, his wife cheated on him and made him raise the other guy's daughter as his for 7 years. which just goes to say, you could be a literal porn-star tier sex machine and still have your wife go out and hunt for extra dick.
the world's a confusing place indeed.
porn is not real sex , theyre on all the drugs most of the time or painkillers you mongoloid.
Humans crave novelty but also want a stable relationship. Cheating is a way to get both, albeit at the cost of trust in one’s partner. Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.
>Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.
They do. You want to frick around? Find a partner that wants to frick around. Any other solution is just selfish scumbags that get off on the thrill
>Cinemaphile is full of normalgay sex havers now
I fricking hate this shit hole. Ban phone posting for gods sake
Cheating is a family tradition
Maybe.
>be me
>live in a really isolated area, so I mostly meet people online
>who invariably live far, far away
>talk to Girl A almost every day. She’s funny and interesting and I love talking to her
>but she’s not attractive to me at all
>talk to Girl B more sporadically. Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Would I marry Girl A if it was feasible? Would I be tempted to cheat? I don’t know.
>Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
i am not turned on by farts at all but the last girl i slept with farted in her sleep and i thought it was cute. no idea why
I've been in a long distance relationship because this girl is genuinely sweet and innocent and virgin. But I've slept with other women without her knowing.
I love where there are no decent women. I'm surrounded by prostitutes who you can't relax around. They're all malicious. Even my mother and sister agree that our women are awful evil b***hes.
No. If you can't stick with one woman don't commit to one.
i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me, i just broke up with her instead but it was the first time i understood cheating. i have slept with an engaged girl before while it was morally wrong she was so hot and the sex was amazing. wouldn't cheat on a girl who fricked me regularly though. thanks for reading my blog
>i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me
Im in a similar situation but i cant bring myself to break up with her. Shes younger than me, came from abroken home, and im the one stable thing in her life. Weve talked about it many times and she says its because her birth control completely removed her libido and made her depressed. She got her insurance activated last week and is looking to get off her birth control (she had the arm insert) so hopefully we can get back to normal but its been a solid year of no sex and ive come close to just breaking up with her.
Not even blowies?
Nope, no blowjobs either. She really doesnt satisfy me tbh. But i can bring myself to just kick her to the curb so im going to hold out and see how she is with the birth control gone before breakingbup with her. I know thats naive and im probably wasting both of our time but still
>dating a woman who won't put out
ultimate simp behavior and honestly unforgivable.
women have nothing to offer men, NOTHING, except their bodies. they are no interesting. they are not valuable. they are fun, and they are for fun. and if they won't be fun with you, you are being used.
you're way more patient than i was mate
I mean i like her a lot, i see a lot of potential in her, and i guess a part of me likes the fact that im helping out of her shitty situation.
remember courtship never ends, continue doing dates, building anticipation, and providing a fun time even after they move in with you.
depots are notorious for destroying women's libidos, they aren't steady state releases of incredibly small doses of hormone like an IUD, they tend to dump intermittently.
also remember estrogen causes brain fog and women don't think at all like men do in the first place, so your rationalizing isn't going to convince her to do anything.
I'd never cheat, but it's insane how having a girlfriend makes you a target for so many horny Jezebels. Is it jealousy? Or the fact that another woman already checked the box of you being a desirable partner? Fricking women, bros.
>woman blows me off
>some time later get gf
>first woman is now in a relationship and one night during a party starts insinuating she's not too happy with her bf and that she'd pick me instead if she had a do-over
lmao
However much you’ve noticed the opinions of other shaping your own, you can’t fathom how much stronger the effect is on women. Just knowing another woman wanted a guy makes the guy appear twice as desirable.
Female sexuality is auto-erotic. Breaking a vow with an S.O. to engage in some pussy validates them. They feel sexually aroused by their own perceived desirability, after all the man did something wrong to sleep with them.
FOMO
Yes. However, I wouldn't sleep with a cheater. If I do it, it's ok, if they do it it's sus. Simple as.
I kissed a girl while super drunk once like 12 years ago when i was starting with my girlfriend i mean a couple weeks into the relationship and i still cringe about it
12 years ago
Nah im not built to cheat
If my gf was shit then yes but she's good so no. A lot of people just get into relationships for the sake of it
I lived at dorms and actually had social life for 5 years at university. From all the people Ive known, met or at least heard about I can tell you 99% of them cheated on their gf or bf at some point. Hell some of them cheated and are now engaged with the person they cheated on.
Sad reality of human race is that majority of people will cheat at least once. And I dont think this can be proved by statistics either, people bury that shit so deep they would never let anyone know.
more of these
classic
No. In fact, I would never even get that far. Homer's mistake was letting his relationship with that woman get as far as it did.
test
With Michelle Pfeiffer? Absolutely.
>Was single, met a girl with a boyfriend, she really wanted to frick me but because she had a boyfriend I didn't do anything
>Had a girlfriend, she became single, still really wanted to frick me, but because I had a girlfriend I didn't do anything
>Broke up with that girl after a year
>Day of the breakup, call this girl, she comes over, figure it out
>Dated only for a few weeks and it was mostly annoying bullshit, sex was very good for that period though
At the time, I felt that I was being overly moral and stupid. I was very, very attracted to her. In the end, it turned out that it didn't matter one way or the other.
yea, my wife would understand.
No because I don't like strangers touching me. My wife is the only one who doesn't make my autism alarm bells start screaming.
>heheh there's nothing wrong with cheating, I cheat on the ol cow with hookers all da time!
>what do you mean I have to give her all my money and the house HEEEEEEEELLLLP
If I didn't have kids and hated my wife? Yes. In Homer's situation absolutely not.
I’ve had several opportunities to and have had times when I really considered it, almost going through with it. But I never did.
I made my girl come to an agreement with me when we were first official and that’s if we ever truly want to sleep with someone else or want to explore other options that we would break up with each other first. It’s the correct way to end a relationship you’re not happy in. Cheating is inexcusable. I say that as a man. When I was younger I was dating girls and would frick others on the side, but even then when I’m in an official relationship or have said ‘I love you’ it’s not a game anymore. Perhaps it’s the way I was raised or just came from my values from life experience. I’ve had a lot of friends who cheated on their girlfriends who still to this day never found out. I’m not a snitch, I won’t tell them but I do see my friends differently. It feels very relieving to not have that guilt on my shoulders.
Ultimately you have to realize that any relationship that’s worth it will have times where it will be tested. Your faith, your faithfulness, your resolve to work together to overcome your issues in the name of love. It’s possible if both people earnestly try. The hard times will actually strengthen the bond if you get through it. Temptation will always be out there, especially if you’re younger and get a lot of attention from the opposite sex. But you have to take responsibility and do what you can to remove it. I have a big crush on this girl at a bar & grill my girl and I go to and I have a strong feeling it’s mutual so now I just avoid the place the days she works. I let the feeling go through me and then let go of it. Even if the other girl is prettier than mine I still cherish what I have, despite its imperfections. Perfect 10/10 match made in heaven couples don’t exist outside of movies and even if they do it’s only maybe 1 out of every 1000 relationships.
blessed doubles
>I’m not a snitch, I won’t tell them but I do see my friends differently.
wdym? do you still trust them or what?
I've been cheating on my ldr gf with a jap qt for a month or so now
Might break it off though cause she's talking about us getting together and wants me to help her get a visa
>ldr
>wants me to help her get a visa
I'm talking about the jap moron
Yes, I was making a point about you being double moronic.
>ldr gf
she is fricking someone else
just end it and get with the jap girl you moron
So am I so we're even lmoa
Cheated many times. Few things can match the thrill.
Now that I am married though, no. Once you get married thats a promise and more importantly, legally binding.
All these stories about people cheating and fricking around before settling just strengthen my resolve to be alone forever and instead invest into daydreaming and AI waifus.
Life sucks
People are cruel
Adapt or die
There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them. Trash attracts trash, your in a thread about people sharing their cheating stories on a website full of social rejects. Youd have to be a full blown autist to think this is representative of normal people.
>Youd have to be a full blown autist to think this is representative of normal people.
But is it. FOMO affects everyone. Cheating is a form of FOMO.
Like i said trash attracts trash. No one im friends with has cheated, nor have they been effected by cheating. Im sorry cheating and fomo or whatever are constant problems in your life. I suggest seeking out better people to spend your time with
>No one I'm friends with has cheated
Yeaaah you don't know that champ
You must live very sad lives. I mean were on Cinemaphile but still
Annnd here comes the cope
Yes im coping not the ones cry about muh fomo
None of your friends are going to admit to bad behavior man. LOL do you realize the kind of secrets people keep? People are ANIMALS.
Fear Of Missing Out is real and it's why people cheat. For most people the most exciting thing that can happen to them is getting laid, it's no wonder people cheat. We need a sex-positive culture, but we don't have one, and that's why people cheat.
>We need a sex-positive culture
Sex is the dumbest thing ever. There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off. That makes it so frustarting to see the harm people cause just to get off temporarily.
>There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off.
It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes. Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex. Bad sex is worse than jerking off, but good sex is the pinnacle. It's like excellent drugs. There's no better high than good sex with an attractive person.
Sorry to tell you but you have no friends
>There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them.
Everyone thinks they are a good judge of character until they get disappointed. I figure the people who think they didn't get cheated on were just clueless. Either way I couldn't deal with the paranoia.
>and no one will even notice
Well that's good so I have no reason to be embarassed.
AI waifus are total prostitutes, don't fall for the meme
you're going to die a virgin and no one will even notice
OK based but you should probably invest in bitcoin too. Then you can stop daydreaming about fricking girls and actually frick some.
You don't need a relationship my friend you just need to get laid.
>you just need to get laid.
i really have 0 desire to do so. like any amount of effort is not worth it to me when I can just jerk off and go about my day. I just don't understand putting in so much effort and risk for such a low easy to please temporary desire.
>It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes.
and you jerk off again.
> Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex
It's good enough and after you nut you don't care about it anymore. I just dont understand you neurotypicals.
If you're a virgin you can't really argue this since you have no idea what it is you are forgoing. Which I guess is nice for you, since getting sex is such a pain in the ass.
I mean whatever works for you man but you should really give it a try if you can. God I miss having sex.
Depends on how much my wife was annoying me lately.
Janny just woke up.
Abandon ship everyone it's ogre.
Marge is a good woman, so no.
I go over to my buddy’s house to “play video games” while my fat pregnant cow of a wife stays at home thinking im just hanging with the bro. Meanwhile im tagging his fuzzy butthole with my ballsack as I slide my bare wiener in and out of him
best part, i can cum inside of him as much as I want and no kids!
thats…great anon…
Wtf
This tread made me feel sad. I'm too sensitive to accept that most people cheat. It can't be true, right guys?
It's not "most people" but it's definitely more people than you would expect.
Sorry the fomo is too strong all hail fomo all hail fomo
Most people you know have done bad shit but just not told anyone about it
Life is pretty sad
A lot of them grow out of it but practically no one is loyal in their early 20s.
This. Morality is an illusion. What we have is a system enforced mostly through shame (which doesn't always work) and SOME repercussions for SOME stuff SOMETIMES. Thats different from people actually being concerned with doing the right thing. Actual good people in life are extremely rare. And the reason is that you don't get too far being a good person, and also take on a lot of second hand pain and suffering that the average person doesn't because he simply doesn't care about stuff.
Can't say since never cared to have a long term relationship with any girl I know.
On Marge? Never. On Peggy, every time
Probably not because I have too high standards and I wouldn't want to ruin anything
Fricking women is kinda gay
The three rules are
>Don’t bring home any drama
>Don’t bring back any STDs
>Don’t make any children
So yeah.
I had a friend who's dad was a real life chad. Aggressive, successful, handsome. He cheated on his wife when she was pregnant and the woman he cheated with told his wife out of guilt. His wife forgave him and they're still together 30 years later. Her logic was, why destroy our family over one thing? It makes a lot of sense. People are too proud. Now serial cheating is something else. But we're only human.
No
I would sneed
I’ve had two separate occasions when coworkers literally asked me for sex. Once she literally tried to kiss me. I couldn’t do that to my then gf, so I did not. I’m married with her now with one baby. I’m proud of what I did, however I’m not sure how many more of these assaults I can withstand bros.
Cheated on my gf of 5 years, we were having issues, mostly with her family and stuff
She found out because I had scars on my back so I told her, she broke down, we stayed together but 2 years later we're not together anymore and she's gonna frick some Chad soon with 0 fricks given
Should've dumped her
Honestly I felt like shit when I did it, was afraid to have STD even with a condom and shit, barely enjoyed it
snead arrested for feed and seed
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/cartersville-teacher-accused-of-sexual-assault/85-17e2097e-d858-4dd3-86df-5a774b23d436
I've never actually fricked anyone besides my gf but I keep going on these chat sites and sexting with strangers. I try and rationalise it in my head that it's not that bad and tbh most of them are probably dudes posing as girls anyway, but it still feels pretty grim. My gf has this guy friend I'm suspicious of, I don't think anything has happened yet but of course he would frick her in an instant given the chance. I've told her that but she's a woman so doesn't get it or is deflecting, and continues to hang out with him so I'm like frick it, if she's going to be disrespectful I don't care. But I'm also projecting a little I guess. Obviously I can't say for certain but irl I would try to avoid putting myself in a compromising situation to begin with. I'm just an animal at the end of the day, and I assume being starved of sex and touch for a good chunk of my life would make me more susceptible if you put me in a room with a girl I know wants my dick. I don't think it's even the sexting I'm after, in fact I'm sure it's not cos most people are dogshit at doing it, it's just this weird coping mechanism I've formed of avoiding negative emotions
>tfw I'm the bull in a cuck relationship
it feels fricking weird bros at least I don't have to interact with the fricking guy but knowing some dude out there has slurped up my baby batter is unsettling (he insists on going down on her after she comes home from seeing me)
That's fricking vile, I wouldn't be able to get hard thinking about that.
Here's how I see The Simpsons ending while addressing this:
Mindy comes back into Homer's life at a time when Marge is becoming very ill, let's say throat cancer or something like that, Marge gets worse and dies but Homer reconnects with Mindy. He finds out he fathered a bastard child on her during their stay in the hotel, this leads to problems and a lot of internal conflicts within Homer. A while after Marge's death Lisa and Bart give consent for Homer to start dating again after sometime they get married and the ending so someone saying something along the lines of "We're finally The Simpsons again".