Would you cheat?

Would you cheat?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would have to meet a woman first so no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'd have to meet at least TWO women. it's fricking impossible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'd have to meet 2, actually

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even put myself in that position because I know my coomer hindbrain can't resist sexy temptresses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be in the same position as Homer because he was trying to do the same thing

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not anymore, cheating ruins lives

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no pussy like new pussy.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would I? Yes. Would I be haunted by it? Also yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The final panel
      Where's mindy? What's the thing on his belly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've watched a lot of porn and consider myself educated, but please can somebody tell me what part of the female anatomy this is?

        it's the stomach

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >haunted by it
      gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've cheated on every single one of my girlfriends. mostly with prostitutes. The first time the guilt only lasted a day. after that I'd only feel guilty for a few hours each time.

      Then again I've only cheated on girlfriends. I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
      I don't want to do that and am going to try and avoid it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to do that
        You do
        >and am going to try and avoid it
        You wont

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cheating with prosties isn't cheating

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
        No, it wouldn't. You are immoral scum, so don't flatter yourself by pretending that it would be in any way different just because of a formality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hookers don't count

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With fricking prostitutes? Lame

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you will fall back on old habits and destroy your home and the lives of your future children. Instead you should do a front flip off of a highrise building onto the pavement

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The first time the guilt only lasted a day
        I never felt guilty cheating with prostitutes. In fact the first time I felt awesome, because she was way hotter than any girl I'd pull without paying for it and she made me feel like she was into it. Pretty sure I'm a sociopath.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the wife of your kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched a lot of porn and consider myself educated, but please can somebody tell me what part of the female anatomy this is?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based on the positioning of her feet she's on her stomach with her legs up, and I guess that's Homer pushing his belly fat together for some reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's her ass cheeks you moron. Maybe look at more than the guys dick in porn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        water balloon ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Found the virgin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >His testicles aren't above his penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here, see you guys in a few days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Disappointing, but thank you for your service.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why is there banana pudding on the sheets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not banana pudding, it's steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mm, steamed clams!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's bird poop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's custard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >crustard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's 64 drops of inseminate sleaze.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cum can sometimes have that color. Especially if someone eats tons of junk and has other unhealthy lifestyle habits, so it's a good match for Homer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like someone that has up close and personal experience with this. can you give more details?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why would you ask for more details? Are you looking to incur in a close up and personal experience as well?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yea, been 12 days since i busted a nut and i've been edging for the last 4 hours. i was hoping you'd inspect it and let me know how my diet has been

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't go down without a fight bro take some jannies with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The cum at the top is moronic, it looks like shes spewing out of her butthole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron doesnt know how sex works

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Makes it even hotter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying that she isn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute legend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        respect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        King shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Homer visited the Chuck's?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bravo. Gentlemen, i propose a toast. To anon!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dis homie be lookin like he be made of cheese!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Almost home free!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Love doesn't begin to describe my adoration for you

        Also Marge and Mindy are both snacks but Marge loved him pretty much unconditionally even if he's a fat, balding, north american ape until they kept making "Is Marge gonna leave Homer in this episode?!" promo bait shit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is the reason I have two kids. Knew she was the one for me when she finished the turkey song. It's a good episode.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes the only way to teach a woman a lesson is to cheat on her

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you cheat
    No
    >Would you sleep with someone knowing they're in a relationship with someone?
    Yes and I've actually tried this (but failed)

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively speaking Mindy is his true soulmate. If he wanted to divorce Marge and marry her, I think he would have had every right to.

    >but but the kids
    He can make new ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      the episode is the definition of a blue pill
      homer would actually be happy and fulfilled and self actualized with mindy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >happiness being attached to another person
        Biggest bluepill of all. Relationships aren't for happiness, they're for commitment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          strawman somebody else you coping woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know what a strawman is.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you have shit on your face

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass, he hasnt lived with her for a year to determine who she actually is
        All relationships have a grace period, after thats gone you get to see the real person for all their flaws and thats where you decide if you want to commit or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Homer is sterile from repeated exposure to radiation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really disagree. All Mindy does is enabling Homer's worst vices. They both need a partner who is capable of counteracting their flaws, making them a better person. That's why Marge is the true soulmate for Homer: a woman who accepts all his flaws, and who manages to keep them at bay.
      Notice that Homer's family life is serene. All his woes, in the first seasons, came from either his work environment, or from his failed ambitions, and in all those cases Marge was always at his side helping him deal with that and improve as a person.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a coomer pervert. So ya, I want to plap soft wet pussy every day. I desire to dick a lot of the women I see.
    However, an affair destroyed my family when I was a kid. I hate cheating. I can't and won't ever do it. I think it is a truly despicable thing to do.
    I want to pound puss and put my hands all over these womens' bodies but I could never cheat on my wife.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t cheat on your wife if you don’t have a wife. Just saying maybe you can take her to a national parks. And maybe you turn around for a second. And maybe your wife is just gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was it aliens?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it was a grifter intentionally omitting select information to make the trend of people going missing in the middle of the wilderness seem somehow mysterious

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have kids
    never
    >no kids but wife barely puts out and nags a lot
    probably

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating is literally the most moronic, hedonistic thing someone can do.
    >hey I'm gonna invest all this time and effort into building trust with a person just to throw it all away for some mediocre pussy/dick
    It's even worse if you're married cause now you're getting a divorce, losing half of your shit and the kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships. But then you have homer. He had no reason for cheating marge, she loves him in a devote way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i mean, i comprehend people who are reaaally unhappy with their relationships
        Cheating is the coward's solution. Either sort that shit out or go separate ways.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cheating is a way to sort it out

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Massive cope.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nah what you say is cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            agree with other anon, coward's way out. Too many boomers are in this stupid passive aggressive duel where both want out but neither wants to take the blame, so they subject each other to increasingly ridiculous treatment, compounding the misery until one or the other breaks and finally files.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yes, it's just cowardice. Sort your love life with your partner, be honest and open. And if it doesn't works out then just end it.
              my uncle told me about some guy who the woman he was having an affair with worked in a café his wife frequented, and turns out they talked a lot. So obviously, eventually both of them realize what's happening and then surprise the guy. It was ridiculous.

              cheated on my ex a year into our relationship, never told her, we lasted 5 years then eventually, in an ironic twist of fate, she cheated on me and was a very honest girl so she told me (it was with a girl so it barely counts lol) but still, you could say it was karma

              >barely
              don't pull out a jeremy from peep show

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yes, it's just cowardice. Sort your love life with your partner, be honest and open. And if it doesn't works out then just end it.
              my uncle told me about some guy who the woman he was having an affair with worked in a café his wife frequented, and turns out they talked a lot. So obviously, eventually both of them realize what's happening and then surprise the guy. It was ridiculous.

              [...]
              >barely
              don't pull out a jeremy from peep show

              you’re just feminists who don’t want men to have sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody ever cheats knowing they're throwing it all away, they do it because they think they can have both.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's how stupid people think, yes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd have gone and gotten a separate room as soon as I realized they expected us to stay in one.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, cheaters are scum

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so. My gf is beautiful and nice and loves me so much and I couldn't do that to her. I can be tempted by a pretty face and a sharp mind as much if not more than anyone though, and if anything, I would rationalize "emotional cheating" as me enjoying the company of such a woman in a completely unromantic way, even though the underlying sexual tension is there. Hypothetically. I'm happy with my gf and I hope the opportunity for temptation never arises.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I would rationalize "emotional cheating" as me enjoying the company of such a woman in a completely unromantic way

      why would you ever enjoy the company of a woman in an unromantic way? literally just go hang out with a guy instead lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I said that's not even possible, but I would convince myself she's filling a different role, maybe a hybrid gf-daughter role, and I would never let it become sexual or overtly romantic. I don't mean to say this is okay, I just know myself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Hybrid gf-daughter role
          You are fricked in the head, my friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >maybe a hybrid gf-daughter role
          boy what the hell

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cheated on my ex a year into our relationship, never told her, we lasted 5 years then eventually, in an ironic twist of fate, she cheated on me and was a very honest girl so she told me (it was with a girl so it barely counts lol) but still, you could say it was karma

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a wife and two children. I have loved my female best friend for about 6 years and she feels the same. She wants to meet on Saturday to officiate it. I am doing my best to push her away even though I love her, of course. There really is no justification is there? It’d be an absolutely selfish thing to do. My wife is perfect and there’s no grounds to hurt her either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not worth it, you'd get found out in the end and more than likely lose custody and have a gigantic child support payment.
      Frick your wife anon, frick her hard for the sake of your best friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You either have to choose to be with that female best friend or your wife. Trying to live in both worlds will see them both fallen when you are caught. Your female best friend would never be happy with you knowing she ruined your marriage and kids' lives, or if she did she is trash not worthy of you being with anyway.

      My first concern though is why your best friend is a female. That is extremely unusual. Your best friend should be a man. I would definitely never be comfortable with being in a relationship with a woman where her best friend is a dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good points thank you anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't do this to your kids anon. I can't count how many people I know who've gotten fricked up in some way because they grew up in broken families. You just need to make a sacrifice for their sake here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yea, I think the most basic recipe to any fricked up kid is a parent cheating. sons don't admire their fathers for cheating, daughters hate their fathers for cheating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is she married too? If so I would say go for it, there's MAD keeping things in check. If she's single I think this is way too dangerous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do cheaters never consider divorce
      >but muh kids
      Theyll survive
      >but muh child support
      Actions have consequences
      >but muh wife is a good person
      You dont love her and youre a selfish wiener head

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're an idiot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this tard trying to talk himself into it. Go for it, bozo. Rip apart your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >female best friend
      An actual idiot, how about that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered suicide? there is many benefits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do it homosexual. If you don't you're a huge pussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah frick her you big moron
      Plap her wet pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes but initiate a divorce. life is too short to not be with someone you're in love with even if it doesn't last, but you owe your wife and kids honesty. just my two cents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and she feels the same.
      Because you're married. I bet dollars to donuts if you weren't she wouldn't be interested in you at all and if you go along with her scheming you absolutely deserve to get buttraped in divorce court.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I cheated on my fiance with a childhood friend the night my fiance went shopping with her mon for shoes for our wedding. I feel like a piece of shit and only recently cut it off with the woman i cheated with. Its not worth it, man.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like my gf but I’m not gonna pretend our relationship is perfect and I couldn’t be tempted. I’d probably just leave her if I found something better instead of sneaking around though

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating is totally pointless , sterile and destructive unless you get the girl pregnant and have kids with her.

    There is literally no point in cheating unless you decide you want to have kids with another woman to increase how evolutionarily successful you are in the next generation.

    Long term however, doing this is likely to reduce your evolutionary success since your children are likely to have fewer kids due to wishing to distance themselves from the pain you've caused them.

    So long term , unless you manage to raise multiple families like a successful polygamist and have a great relationships with all of your kids which is very hard to do, it is much better to have many kids with one woman and raise each of those kids well so that they have a happy childhoood and want to follow your example.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I may have a dubious moral compass but I find any form of betrayal extremely disgusting.
    A girl I used to work with made obvious advances towards me while having a bf and knowing I was aware of it. I called her prostitute and never spoke to her again.
    Also a good friend accused me of banging his wife and sabotaging his marriage. I punched him in the mouth and left.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also a good friend accused me of banging his wife and sabotaging his marriage.
      Yeah I’m thinking you did that shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i have a dubious moral compass
        >so i punched a guy in the mouth when he accused me of cheating
        I'm with this anon, you fricked his wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i have a dubious moral compass
        >so i punched a guy in the mouth when he accused me of cheating
        I'm with this anon, you fricked his wife

        I'll break your fricking jaws too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just admit you did it, c**t
          we don't know your from adam so CONFESS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That won’t unfrick your friend’s wife bud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How was she? Was she good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think cheating on your wife, especially the wife of your kids would feel a lot different.
      No, it wouldn't. You are immoral scum, so don't flatter yourself by pretending that it would be in any way different just because of a formality.

      Clown moralist but based

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the deepest layer of Hell is reserved for cheaters and traitors.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF BASKIN WILL NEVER BE A MEME

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your gf isn't ugly there is an 80% chance cheated on you at a work party at one point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I work with a girl who’s engaged to be married. But I’m almost positive she’s fricking another dude at work. I hear them talking and laughing every fricking time I pass by their office, they eat together constantly, they even fricking share food when we go out and get lunch
      The work husband memes are real. Imagine just letting your girl frolic around all day in a building filled with single dudes who are trying to frick her. You deserve whatever happens to you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most girls working in any kind of office environment are just trying to frick upwards to not have to work anymore
        >t. married a girl I onboarded and trained
        The sex is fire and we've got 6 kids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She’s got 6 kids. You slipped maybe one or two past the goalie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you reminded me of this cute chubby redhead with a fat ass that called me her work husband when I worked at a call center. Sadly I moved not long after we started the contract together so never got a chance to wreck her. We are both in long term relationships. She was sort of plain Jane but in a super hot way. Idk. I'm obviously a dirt bag, but my coomer mind just got a tingle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an butthole with a homewrecking fetish and it's horrifying how easy it is getting most women to cheat. I'm not even good looking, I just give them attention, flirt a little, and buy them a couple small gifts. Can't trust any woman I date anymore because of it so I guess that's fair revenge from the universe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me bestow any knowledge to any zoomers or coomers here - don't cheat. Frick the morality aspect of it, frick muh fidelity or muh honor or whatever it is. I worked with this like 6'5 moronic black chad when I was in early college. Guy was funny as frick but would spew out moronic anecdotes. One day when me and the interns were discussing cheating, he pipes in and gets serious and goes "Don't ever cheat. You'll find out how easy it is and it'll ruin any relationships." We laughed cause we pretended he was a monkey with no self control and went on our days.
        Two years later, around a year into a relationship with a girl at college, I cheated on her. Felt immensely guilty but after a week I realized I literally won't ever get caught. Promised to never do it again, be faithful. Cheated on her again 4 months later during summer break and every 6 months for 4 years. When you realize how honestly easy it is to avoid if you aren't a fricking moron, you realize that anybody could be cheating at any time. It wears down on your view of relationships. "Oh not everybody is a coomer moron anon" but you don't know that. Nobody I know (including that ex) would ever assume I'd cheat, yet here we are.
        Just don't do it and don't break the illusion of trust.
        What says, basically.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the simpson threads lately ? There's seems to be more then normal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah can i gets a qrd? something is going on

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On Marge? No, she's a devoted wife who treats domestic duty as an actual job. If you have someone as virtuous as that in your life you should do right by them, even if you have to deny yourself pleasure.
    Then again I would never marry Marge in the first place, because her low IQ would bore me. Unfortunately high IQ tend to be highly neurotic and restless, which annoys me.
    I want Vulcans to be real so bad you wouldn't believe.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretical, sex may make masturbation less pleasure. Practical, don't have sex. Seems like a simple equation to me.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf would you cheat on Marge? She's literally the perfect wife. She's always supportive, she is a truly positive influence on her children, she's fairly attractive, and she's genuinely a good person. If you end up with someone like her you've won the lottery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's different pussy virgin

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would feel tempted but ultimately would not do it. I understand that I am an animal, I understand why I want to frick the other woman. Being desired feels good. Women lie, you don't know who or what they are when confronted with them, and pussy is pussy. If you love your wife, leave it alone.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised how many scumbags are on Cinemaphile but im more suprised people on here managed to get multiple girls to have sex with them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Having sex is not difficult at all. Even animals do it all the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >incels are worse than animals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think you are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the job market. First job's the hardest and no one will hire you when you're unemployed.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are with a woman who you're attracted to and also like as a person (very rare occurrence) then you lose any desire to cheat on her.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god mindy is so fricking hot, I wish redheads were real

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Mindy was just some random b***h from a business trip hell yeah. A co-worker? hell no.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but my wife of 10 years did and it wrecked me. I frickin fell off the wagon and got drunk for 7 months straight and vowed to kill the man whoever fricks my wife after me..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just get into cuck porn and goon your brains out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to kill the guy who has nothing to do with you and not the woman who betrayed your trust
      Cuck

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dating post-covid is a fricking nightmare, all women have abandoned their sense of responsibility and act like they deserve a 6”10 Chad with a Trust Fund Band. Before I got into my current relationship I dated this one girl for a month. NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. I’m pretty sure she was banging a married guy on a business trip, she was a complete prostitute whose mom looked and acted like a talking dumpster. She sucked in the bedroom and spent all of her money on designer clothes. What’s even better is that I was job hunting and she broke up with me because I was still searching. A week later I get hired and making $10,000 more than her in the same role that she’s been at for 2-3 years. Women who aren’t devout Christian’s are prostitutes and shouldn’t be trusted. She claimed to be one but was the worst human being I have ever met.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women who aren’t devout Christian’s are prostitutes
      Buddy I got some bad news for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You do know there’s such thing as claiming to be something and not being that, right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course it's impossible to ever know another's heart, so we can omly act on what others claim and appear to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL IN THE BUSINESS WORLD
      This is true, short story time. Fingered this married milf for like 20 minutes while making out on a trip. Much later she told me she didn't feel guilty because we "didn't do anything". For her it wasn't cheating because there was no penetration. She was married for like 15 years. lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Deep kissing and digital play is "nothing"
        Then why can't they be nice and share with me?
        I hate women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women can do the worst to appear good . I hate women so much

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate cheating. One time I was involved with cheating life had instant karma for me.

    >at a party
    >meet a girl
    >cute as hell face and ass from out of this world
    >she flirts hard with me
    >tells me she has a boyfriend
    >she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him
    >we meet secretly and frick for a while
    >she gets distant
    >I found out she is fricking another guy she met at the same party she met me
    >turns out she is a serial cheater

    I actually felt cheated on and was depressed for a while, lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually felt cheated on and was depressed for a while, lol.
      I fell in love with a girl who was cheating with me and I had the same feeling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fricked up thing is that I didn't even register her boyfriend in my mind. When those two were together I wasn't even jealous. But the second I got wind this other guy was fricking her I went nuts.

        The girl was a walking red flag too. Every summer she goes abroad for work exchange, AKA gets fricked around Europe.

        she is still with the original guy, I see them walking around sometimes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not telling the boyfriend about what happened out of sheer pettiness to ruin her life a little bit
          you should, at least, consider it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The guy she "cheated" me with did that shit and it was awkward.

            >she dumped him
            >started bragging about fricking her
            >word got to her boyfriend
            >the b***h actually spun it around like he was just sliding into her DMs and she flirted with him but nothing happened and he just made shit up (boyfriend doesn't know that his girl is sexting from a burner phone)
            >bf believed her and for a few months she only went out with him, holding hands and going for long walks (she looked miserable as frick)

            The funny thing is that she offered me the same explanation, the "I didn't frick him, see! See the insta messages!" as if I don't know her MO. She did that shit with me, actually had me sent her a fake messages so if people get suspicious of us, she can show our chats (for my birthday she sent me a fingering video for real and then she sent me a "hb buddy!" in a text). She is a fricked up individual and probably one of the evilest people I met.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Can I get her number?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be athletic, above 6 feet and have a thick beard. Also you have to be a catholic, she is religious lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow she sounds like an insufferable c**t

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The guy she "cheated" me with did that shit
              Based
              >probably one of the evilest people I met
              Good men do nothing yadayadayada

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >insta
              I will never not want people who call instagram this to be fricking brutally murdered.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah that's some woman shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't your gays just be happy you had access to a woman's body.
      I cherish ever sexual encounter I've had and look forward to the next one. At the same time I would never date a modern woman because I know how they are.
      I love nobody and want nobody, but I love fricking girls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You do know sexual immorality is a sin right? You might actually burn in hell for this if you don’t change your ways. The lake of fire is so hot it pops human skin like foil. The cacophony of agonistic screams can be heard echoing through every circle in the dark abyss. Harpies perch from their nests and swoop down to torment the perished souls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God isn't real, and neither is your wife's fidelity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's bullshit they made up to keep smooth brains in line.
          I don't even consider this a gamble. It is OBVIOUSLY a set of falsehoods. There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >There is nothing special about humanity, except our unique cognition that nothing else that we know exists has.
            lol
            you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >that nothing else that we know exists has.
              a lack of evidence issue, not a proof that god exists or humanity is exceptional in some metaphysical sense.
              i'm sure there is intelligent, what we would call "sapient" (itself a self-serving anthropocentric word) life out there.
              It is no mistake that throughout human history, most of the gods including the judeo-christian God are personified as humans. Humanity is obsessed with itself and it's own greatness.
              Something about being a meaningless animal on an unremarkable planet is just terrifying for the bulk of humanity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                right. i'm responding to the guy who said it was OBVIOUS when it isn't
                to be so certain of something that is uncertain is stupid and is just setting yourself to be incorrect

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am that same guy.
                It is very obvious all religions are made-up shit. And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe. It is most likely just an accident.
                The universe and this planet were here for a VERY LONG TIME before humans came around. Dinosaurs didn't need a god. Why do we?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And it stands to reason there is not some supernatural or purely metaphysical entity that is responsible for the universe.
                it does? how so?
                suppose that the universe did happen by accident as you say. where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
                to say that there is no God, no higher power, takes faith to say just as it does to say that there is
                i'm not attempting to sway you one way or the other, you can decide for yourself. i just think that it can be dangerous to be sure about anything that we don't definitively know the answer to

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >where did the original matter from the big bang come from? where is the origin point?
                If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
                We don't know, which is why I did not say "it was an accident" I said that was the most likely explanation.
                Lots of thing just happen. The universe is a dynamic place, there are lots of particles and forces at work on those particles and what we don't know dwarfs our knowledge.
                I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers. It's the safest more surefire way to attain eternal life, not in this world but in the next one. People want that so much they rationalize it. Even a man as smart as Thomas Aquinas had a religious experience. It was almost certainly some random phenomena or a quirk in the chemical computer he and other humans carry around in their skulls.
                Many other smart men did not have religious experiences, they recognized that the universe has order and that implies a creator. But that is only because they have an even smaller sphere of knowledge than us. Now we now particles can blink out of existence and reappear elsewhere. It is obvious that there is much more going on than what is immediately obvious.
                A human-like intelligence that just happens to care about humanity and has made a special place for us to go and live forever sounds nice, but it's about the least plausible metaphysical structure I have ever heard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If there is a God where did he come from? HMMMM?
                omnipresence and always existing is the definition of Godhood. matter that has always existed doesn't make any logical sense. you could argue that God existing doesn't make sense (to you) but to say that matter having always existed is the more likely scenario is absurd since you and I, as you said, don't know a fraction of a percent of anything. all of those "smart" men also have zero intelligence relative to the universe. may as well be wearing a helmet in a vegetative state. their opinions aren't worth anything. blind leading the blind
                >I think the success of Christianity is explained by what it offers.
                true Christianity is unironically very difficult. i'm not talking about going to church once a week and saying a prayer here and there. choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >choosing not to sin is extremely difficult and many "Christians" don't live that lifestyle in their heart
                Everyone sins according to the Christians. There is only one man who never sinned and he was Jesus. He is the Perfect Man. I think it's a bit much, there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men, but the point is that sinning does not invalidate your automatically from the Kingdom of Heaven. You can repent and ask forgiveness for your sins. That is what Jesus died for.
                The Christians thought a long time about this, it really is a perfect system. Guilt trip you into joining the club. It worked beautifully. 2000 years later still going, the Vatican has never been wealthier. gg no re.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there's probably been at least a handful of Perfect Men
                you misunderstand what it is to be sinless according to the Bible. acting upon sin is obviously a sin but thinking about committing a sin is also a sin. no man has ever gone their whole life without thinking sinful thoughts, it isn't possible. my parents were sinful, therefore i cannot be sinless. it's our nature to sin
                i can agree with you that the Vatican is cringe and gay and heretical. imagine confessing your sins to a "father" as if another sinful man can absolve you. they don't really follow the Bible since they pray to Mary (a sinner)
                anyway, i enjoy talking about this stuff. none of us know anything so i'm just saying i believe it's important to never be certain of that which is uncertain, you and i can and usually are wrong.
                good luck to you, bro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking about committing a sin is also a sin
                But wasn't Jesus tempted in the desert?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                tempt - "entice or attempt to entice (someone) to do or acquire something that they find attractive but know to be wrong or not beneficial."
                you can be tempted and refuse that temptation
                take this thread for example, a woman can tempt a married man, it doesn't mean the man wants to have sex with that woman. he can refuse the temptation. he may not even desire it at all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like a boring moral if it's not about Christ having a moment of doubt but resisting out of a commitment to his beliefs and is instead just "Jesus was so special and good that Satan could show him so much stuff and He didn't care because He's perfect and you aren't".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you ever wonder why doing the same sin over and over affects your conscious less the more that you do it?
              Yes it's called acclimation, it happens to just about everything we do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your entire post is just a sexual fantasy. Throwing stones glass houses etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S A MAN EATER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she tells me some horseshit how she is unhappy with him
      When women feel like cheating, they can come up with any excuse and feel totally justified.
      >t. fricked a “neglected” married lady for a while

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Marge cheats constantly in a bunch of episodes
    >I'm sowwy Homie do you forgive me? :~~*~~*
    >aww I can't hate you sweetie

    >Homer cheats (almost) once
    >YOU FRICKING MONSTER HOW COULD YOU FRICK YOUUUUUU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of all women. They should not be allowed to drive, vote, or have jobs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cheats constantly in a bunch of episodes
      never happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those things never happened though

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a fricking heartbeat. Can't stand Marge. I couldn't take hearing that voice for more than five minutes without stabbing her in the throat. I'd also have gone with the country and western singer.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did and yeah
    Women are crazy shrews

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was super loyal to my girlfriend of five years, was put in multiple situations where I could've easily cheated but didn't. Even during a job conference a girl I met there knocked on my hotel room door and tried to come in, pressing her big booba against my chest and I had to turn her down. Still remember her saying that my gf was a lucky girl before she left.

    Literally four months later I got a hold of my girlfriend's phone and saw that she had been cheating on me with multiple dudes for at least two years. After that I stopped doing relationships and now I just do fwb and hang out with girls sometimes, but I never make it "official" or anything like that. The vast majority of my relationships are with girls who are taken. The chick I'm seeing now has a fiancee, even. I feel bad for being the same sort of guy that ruined my relationship but that's on the girl far as I'm concerned. Thanks for reading my blog.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Seen what it does first hand because my dad cheated. I'm no saint but i would never cheat. You at least owe your (ex) partner that. You decided to spend a portion of your lives together.

    If you are at a point you are considering cheating your relationship is already long fricking done. You just didn't give it the neckshot. Be a man and give it a proper one instead of being a coward.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife cheated on me with a coworker and it was so painful that I cannot watch anything that has infidelity in it. Like even True Detective was too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get a divorce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Divorce? Im tne prepper now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ex wife?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and after I'd go home and make Marge suck the other womens c**t juice off my wiener.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every simpson character is ugly as frick theres literally no such thing as an attractive simpsons character the artstyle simply does not allow it

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah. my last gf let me do anything to her and her pussy was like a water slide. it's only funny when girls cheat. for a guy, your gf is yours to use else why would you even date

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, first chance I get. My partner is a fricking moron and only reason I'm with her is because we have a kid together. I am going to literally have sex with the next woman that wants to with me. I'm hoping to frick some hot single mom, maybe monkey branch to her and leave my worthless partner to die in the streets.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shitting where you eat is extra risky business.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't relate to sex havers, but it is interesting to hear about cheating.

    it seems that even the biggest sex-chads in the world get cheated on. i was scrolling through youtube hell and caught a story where one of the BLACKED porn star dudes talked about how, before he got in the industry, his wife cheated on him and made him raise the other guy's daughter as his for 7 years. which just goes to say, you could be a literal porn-star tier sex machine and still have your wife go out and hunt for extra dick.

    the world's a confusing place indeed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      porn is not real sex , theyre on all the drugs most of the time or painkillers you mongoloid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Humans crave novelty but also want a stable relationship. Cheating is a way to get both, albeit at the cost of trust in one’s partner. Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes I think that swingers have the right idea.
        They do. You want to frick around? Find a partner that wants to frick around. Any other solution is just selfish scumbags that get off on the thrill

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is full of normalgay sex havers now
    I fricking hate this shit hole. Ban phone posting for gods sake

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating is a family tradition

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe.
    >be me
    >live in a really isolated area, so I mostly meet people online
    >who invariably live far, far away
    >talk to Girl A almost every day. She’s funny and interesting and I love talking to her
    >but she’s not attractive to me at all
    >talk to Girl B more sporadically. Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
    Would I marry Girl A if it was feasible? Would I be tempted to cheat? I don’t know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
      i am not turned on by farts at all but the last girl i slept with farted in her sleep and i thought it was cute. no idea why

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been in a long distance relationship because this girl is genuinely sweet and innocent and virgin. But I've slept with other women without her knowing.

    I love where there are no decent women. I'm surrounded by prostitutes who you can't relax around. They're all malicious. Even my mother and sister agree that our women are awful evil b***hes.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. If you can't stick with one woman don't commit to one.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me, i just broke up with her instead but it was the first time i understood cheating. i have slept with an engaged girl before while it was morally wrong she was so hot and the sex was amazing. wouldn't cheat on a girl who fricked me regularly though. thanks for reading my blog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i've come close but it was becasue my gf stopped fricking me
      Im in a similar situation but i cant bring myself to break up with her. Shes younger than me, came from abroken home, and im the one stable thing in her life. Weve talked about it many times and she says its because her birth control completely removed her libido and made her depressed. She got her insurance activated last week and is looking to get off her birth control (she had the arm insert) so hopefully we can get back to normal but its been a solid year of no sex and ive come close to just breaking up with her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even blowies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, no blowjobs either. She really doesnt satisfy me tbh. But i can bring myself to just kick her to the curb so im going to hold out and see how she is with the birth control gone before breakingbup with her. I know thats naive and im probably wasting both of our time but still

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dating a woman who won't put out
        ultimate simp behavior and honestly unforgivable.
        women have nothing to offer men, NOTHING, except their bodies. they are no interesting. they are not valuable. they are fun, and they are for fun. and if they won't be fun with you, you are being used.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're way more patient than i was mate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean i like her a lot, i see a lot of potential in her, and i guess a part of me likes the fact that im helping out of her shitty situation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        remember courtship never ends, continue doing dates, building anticipation, and providing a fun time even after they move in with you.
        depots are notorious for destroying women's libidos, they aren't steady state releases of incredibly small doses of hormone like an IUD, they tend to dump intermittently.
        also remember estrogen causes brain fog and women don't think at all like men do in the first place, so your rationalizing isn't going to convince her to do anything.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd never cheat, but it's insane how having a girlfriend makes you a target for so many horny Jezebels. Is it jealousy? Or the fact that another woman already checked the box of you being a desirable partner? Fricking women, bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >woman blows me off
      >some time later get gf
      >first woman is now in a relationship and one night during a party starts insinuating she's not too happy with her bf and that she'd pick me instead if she had a do-over
      lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      However much you’ve noticed the opinions of other shaping your own, you can’t fathom how much stronger the effect is on women. Just knowing another woman wanted a guy makes the guy appear twice as desirable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Female sexuality is auto-erotic. Breaking a vow with an S.O. to engage in some pussy validates them. They feel sexually aroused by their own perceived desirability, after all the man did something wrong to sleep with them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FOMO

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. However, I wouldn't sleep with a cheater. If I do it, it's ok, if they do it it's sus. Simple as.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kissed a girl while super drunk once like 12 years ago when i was starting with my girlfriend i mean a couple weeks into the relationship and i still cringe about it
    12 years ago
    Nah im not built to cheat

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If my gf was shit then yes but she's good so no. A lot of people just get into relationships for the sake of it

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lived at dorms and actually had social life for 5 years at university. From all the people Ive known, met or at least heard about I can tell you 99% of them cheated on their gf or bf at some point. Hell some of them cheated and are now engaged with the person they cheated on.
    Sad reality of human race is that majority of people will cheat at least once. And I dont think this can be proved by statistics either, people bury that shit so deep they would never let anyone know.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more of these

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            classic

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. In fact, I would never even get that far. Homer's mistake was letting his relationship with that woman get as far as it did.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With Michelle Pfeiffer? Absolutely.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Was single, met a girl with a boyfriend, she really wanted to frick me but because she had a boyfriend I didn't do anything
    >Had a girlfriend, she became single, still really wanted to frick me, but because I had a girlfriend I didn't do anything
    >Broke up with that girl after a year
    >Day of the breakup, call this girl, she comes over, figure it out
    >Dated only for a few weeks and it was mostly annoying bullshit, sex was very good for that period though
    At the time, I felt that I was being overly moral and stupid. I was very, very attracted to her. In the end, it turned out that it didn't matter one way or the other.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yea, my wife would understand.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No because I don't like strangers touching me. My wife is the only one who doesn't make my autism alarm bells start screaming.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >heheh there's nothing wrong with cheating, I cheat on the ol cow with hookers all da time!
    >what do you mean I have to give her all my money and the house HEEEEEEEELLLLP

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn't have kids and hated my wife? Yes. In Homer's situation absolutely not.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve had several opportunities to and have had times when I really considered it, almost going through with it. But I never did.

    I made my girl come to an agreement with me when we were first official and that’s if we ever truly want to sleep with someone else or want to explore other options that we would break up with each other first. It’s the correct way to end a relationship you’re not happy in. Cheating is inexcusable. I say that as a man. When I was younger I was dating girls and would frick others on the side, but even then when I’m in an official relationship or have said ‘I love you’ it’s not a game anymore. Perhaps it’s the way I was raised or just came from my values from life experience. I’ve had a lot of friends who cheated on their girlfriends who still to this day never found out. I’m not a snitch, I won’t tell them but I do see my friends differently. It feels very relieving to not have that guilt on my shoulders.

    Ultimately you have to realize that any relationship that’s worth it will have times where it will be tested. Your faith, your faithfulness, your resolve to work together to overcome your issues in the name of love. It’s possible if both people earnestly try. The hard times will actually strengthen the bond if you get through it. Temptation will always be out there, especially if you’re younger and get a lot of attention from the opposite sex. But you have to take responsibility and do what you can to remove it. I have a big crush on this girl at a bar & grill my girl and I go to and I have a strong feeling it’s mutual so now I just avoid the place the days she works. I let the feeling go through me and then let go of it. Even if the other girl is prettier than mine I still cherish what I have, despite its imperfections. Perfect 10/10 match made in heaven couples don’t exist outside of movies and even if they do it’s only maybe 1 out of every 1000 relationships.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blessed doubles
      >I’m not a snitch, I won’t tell them but I do see my friends differently.
      wdym? do you still trust them or what?

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been cheating on my ldr gf with a jap qt for a month or so now
    Might break it off though cause she's talking about us getting together and wants me to help her get a visa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ldr
      >wants me to help her get a visa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the jap moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I was making a point about you being double moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ldr gf
      she is fricking someone else
      just end it and get with the jap girl you moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So am I so we're even lmoa

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheated many times. Few things can match the thrill.
    Now that I am married though, no. Once you get married thats a promise and more importantly, legally binding.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All these stories about people cheating and fricking around before settling just strengthen my resolve to be alone forever and instead invest into daydreaming and AI waifus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life sucks
      People are cruel
      Adapt or die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them. Trash attracts trash, your in a thread about people sharing their cheating stories on a website full of social rejects. Youd have to be a full blown autist to think this is representative of normal people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Youd have to be a full blown autist to think this is representative of normal people.
        But is it. FOMO affects everyone. Cheating is a form of FOMO.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like i said trash attracts trash. No one im friends with has cheated, nor have they been effected by cheating. Im sorry cheating and fomo or whatever are constant problems in your life. I suggest seeking out better people to spend your time with

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No one I'm friends with has cheated
            Yeaaah you don't know that champ

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              None of your friends are going to admit to bad behavior man. LOL do you realize the kind of secrets people keep? People are ANIMALS.
              Fear Of Missing Out is real and it's why people cheat. For most people the most exciting thing that can happen to them is getting laid, it's no wonder people cheat. We need a sex-positive culture, but we don't have one, and that's why people cheat.

              >There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them.

              Everyone thinks they are a good judge of character until they get disappointed. I figure the people who think they didn't get cheated on were just clueless. Either way I couldn't deal with the paranoia.

              [...]
              >and no one will even notice

              Well that's good so I have no reason to be embarassed.

              You must live very sad lives. I mean were on Cinemaphile but still

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Annnd here comes the cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes im coping not the ones cry about muh fomo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            None of your friends are going to admit to bad behavior man. LOL do you realize the kind of secrets people keep? People are ANIMALS.
            Fear Of Missing Out is real and it's why people cheat. For most people the most exciting thing that can happen to them is getting laid, it's no wonder people cheat. We need a sex-positive culture, but we don't have one, and that's why people cheat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >We need a sex-positive culture

              Sex is the dumbest thing ever. There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off. That makes it so frustarting to see the harm people cause just to get off temporarily.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off.
                It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes. Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex. Bad sex is worse than jerking off, but good sex is the pinnacle. It's like excellent drugs. There's no better high than good sex with an attractive person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry to tell you but you have no friends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of good people around you just have to find them.

        Everyone thinks they are a good judge of character until they get disappointed. I figure the people who think they didn't get cheated on were just clueless. Either way I couldn't deal with the paranoia.

        you're going to die a virgin and no one will even notice

        >and no one will even notice

        Well that's good so I have no reason to be embarassed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AI waifus are total prostitutes, don't fall for the meme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to die a virgin and no one will even notice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OK based but you should probably invest in bitcoin too. Then you can stop daydreaming about fricking girls and actually frick some.
      You don't need a relationship my friend you just need to get laid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you just need to get laid.

        i really have 0 desire to do so. like any amount of effort is not worth it to me when I can just jerk off and go about my day. I just don't understand putting in so much effort and risk for such a low easy to please temporary desire.

        >There are so many desires I will never be able to fulfil but sex is the one desire you can fulfil for free by just jerking off.
        It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes. Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex. Bad sex is worse than jerking off, but good sex is the pinnacle. It's like excellent drugs. There's no better high than good sex with an attractive person.

        >It's only temporary, the need returns time and again as long as you have functioning testes.

        and you jerk off again.

        > Besides, jerking off is never as good as good sex

        It's good enough and after you nut you don't care about it anymore. I just dont understand you neurotypicals.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're a virgin you can't really argue this since you have no idea what it is you are forgoing. Which I guess is nice for you, since getting sex is such a pain in the ass.
          I mean whatever works for you man but you should really give it a try if you can. God I miss having sex.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how much my wife was annoying me lately.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Janny just woke up.
    Abandon ship everyone it's ogre.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marge is a good woman, so no.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go over to my buddy’s house to “play video games” while my fat pregnant cow of a wife stays at home thinking im just hanging with the bro. Meanwhile im tagging his fuzzy butthole with my ballsack as I slide my bare wiener in and out of him

    best part, i can cum inside of him as much as I want and no kids!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats…great anon…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This tread made me feel sad. I'm too sensitive to accept that most people cheat. It can't be true, right guys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not "most people" but it's definitely more people than you would expect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry the fomo is too strong all hail fomo all hail fomo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people you know have done bad shit but just not told anyone about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life is pretty sad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of them grow out of it but practically no one is loyal in their early 20s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people you know have done bad shit but just not told anyone about it

      This. Morality is an illusion. What we have is a system enforced mostly through shame (which doesn't always work) and SOME repercussions for SOME stuff SOMETIMES. Thats different from people actually being concerned with doing the right thing. Actual good people in life are extremely rare. And the reason is that you don't get too far being a good person, and also take on a lot of second hand pain and suffering that the average person doesn't because he simply doesn't care about stuff.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't say since never cared to have a long term relationship with any girl I know.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On Marge? Never. On Peggy, every time

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not because I have too high standards and I wouldn't want to ruin anything

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking women is kinda gay

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The three rules are
    >Don’t bring home any drama
    >Don’t bring back any STDs
    >Don’t make any children

    So yeah.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend who's dad was a real life chad. Aggressive, successful, handsome. He cheated on his wife when she was pregnant and the woman he cheated with told his wife out of guilt. His wife forgave him and they're still together 30 years later. Her logic was, why destroy our family over one thing? It makes a lot of sense. People are too proud. Now serial cheating is something else. But we're only human.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I would sneed

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve had two separate occasions when coworkers literally asked me for sex. Once she literally tried to kiss me. I couldn’t do that to my then gf, so I did not. I’m married with her now with one baby. I’m proud of what I did, however I’m not sure how many more of these assaults I can withstand bros.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheated on my gf of 5 years, we were having issues, mostly with her family and stuff
    She found out because I had scars on my back so I told her, she broke down, we stayed together but 2 years later we're not together anymore and she's gonna frick some Chad soon with 0 fricks given
    Should've dumped her

    Honestly I felt like shit when I did it, was afraid to have STD even with a condom and shit, barely enjoyed it

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    snead arrested for feed and seed
    https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/cartersville-teacher-accused-of-sexual-assault/85-17e2097e-d858-4dd3-86df-5a774b23d436

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never actually fricked anyone besides my gf but I keep going on these chat sites and sexting with strangers. I try and rationalise it in my head that it's not that bad and tbh most of them are probably dudes posing as girls anyway, but it still feels pretty grim. My gf has this guy friend I'm suspicious of, I don't think anything has happened yet but of course he would frick her in an instant given the chance. I've told her that but she's a woman so doesn't get it or is deflecting, and continues to hang out with him so I'm like frick it, if she's going to be disrespectful I don't care. But I'm also projecting a little I guess. Obviously I can't say for certain but irl I would try to avoid putting myself in a compromising situation to begin with. I'm just an animal at the end of the day, and I assume being starved of sex and touch for a good chunk of my life would make me more susceptible if you put me in a room with a girl I know wants my dick. I don't think it's even the sexting I'm after, in fact I'm sure it's not cos most people are dogshit at doing it, it's just this weird coping mechanism I've formed of avoiding negative emotions

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I'm the bull in a cuck relationship

    it feels fricking weird bros at least I don't have to interact with the fricking guy but knowing some dude out there has slurped up my baby batter is unsettling (he insists on going down on her after she comes home from seeing me)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking vile, I wouldn't be able to get hard thinking about that.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how I see The Simpsons ending while addressing this:
    Mindy comes back into Homer's life at a time when Marge is becoming very ill, let's say throat cancer or something like that, Marge gets worse and dies but Homer reconnects with Mindy. He finds out he fathered a bastard child on her during their stay in the hotel, this leads to problems and a lot of internal conflicts within Homer. A while after Marge's death Lisa and Bart give consent for Homer to start dating again after sometime they get married and the ending so someone saying something along the lines of "We're finally The Simpsons again".

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