>this is the normie idea of a femcel
I feel sorry for them. At least incels get recognition.
Imagine being some fembot in your rotting room sitting in your sweaty, unwashed clothes and seeing other women think the girl in that image is considered extremely unattractive.
The joke is that there's nothing wrong with the women in this image. Also, femcels don't exist, because for everyone one femcel there's a million incels thirsting for her.
>no tattoo, no social media/goes outside, no fad diet >femcel
Eh...?
As a male version of those freaks, is being un-tattoed really that abnormal? Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
>tattoo
Yes, you'll find mixed into the usual rhetoric of feminism/racism that we shouldn't look down on a woman just because half their body is tattooed. >social media
Friends, workmates and employers will pressure you into this.
[...] >nooo I can't go underground like a fricking terrorist! >this is just like 1984!
If sharing bits of your life online is so awful, doesn't that imply you're ashamed of something? Shouldn't your weird obsession with avoiding Facebook be a wake-up call to unfrick your life?
Anime reaction face, shit opinion, name a more iconic duo.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
As an actual zoomer I can confirm that yes for some reason not putting yourself and your moronic opinions out there on some digital platform is seen by others as being behind the curve. >One of my first classes for my art studies required the creation of a snapchat profile to upload my shitty art onto >Have to do this because silicon valley people are too lazy to create websites for their shit and think there's more overall exposure uploading on an app crawling with normalgays even though normalgays don't want to look at your newbie modern art travesties that only exist to tick boxes
It gets worse outside of art if you're wondering >Taking a film studies course (it counted as a sociology course and I thought it would help with my story writing skills) >Actually need to buy the textbook to study because the teacher makes their own test/quizzes from the ground up instead of just using premade tests that exist somewhere already online >Can't find the thing on either the digital and physical library >Teacher response was basically "not my problem use Amazon lol"
Here's another one >Taking business studies course >first assignment is to make a Linkedin account by the end of the week >Basically have to make an account which is just me telling the world where I am and what I'm doing >Basically have to dox myself to get 5% of the total points in the class grade >Even if I just eat the points my professor will bug me to hell and back about it
The best part? you only ever have to use those accounts for a single semester but you have to keep them floating around for the entire time you attend college because you don't know if some other teacher in a similar class will try the same bullshit. So even if I do delete them they've probably been registered in some archive somewhere after floating around for 4 years.
>Teacher response was basically "not my problem use Amazon lol"
Students at my uni would "unionise" to fix this kind of shit.
Linkedin isn't too bad and boomers eat that shit up and will be more likely to hire you. It's just professional-related stuff and you never really have to post on it just respond to messages so people know you're active.
I don't have any other social media than that other than an Instagram I don't post on and doesn't have my name either.
Didn't Linkedin become a bot/recruiter farm 5 years ago that only serves headhunters/hunted, i.e. the people who don't need help to get a job?
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal
While checking in during labor, the nurse called my wife a unicorn for not having any surgeries, tattoos, or large piercings.
A lot of people get moronic surgical shit done for problems they could fix with a change in diet/environment or could fix cheaply with an easy to produce drug
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal?
No. >is not blogging and not having twitter or facebook really that abnormal
Yea actually. Most people have some online account which can show up their name.
statistically the vast majority of people will have some form of social media presence
If it's any consolation, it'll be pretty difficult to link anything you've said here back to your real life presence. Normalgays can get dragged through the mud for dumb comments made years ago if they become semi-famous
That depends on what you said, if you anyway implied that stop being fat can be done and that weighting as much as a blue whale is unhealthy then congrats, you are gonna get cancelled.
Being into zero (0) social media sites is an incredibly odd thing for 100% of normalgays, even when they say "frick Facebook" and quit, they usually leave to Instagram or Twitter, then go right back to Facebook, now on both sites simultaneously. Happens to everyone, social media is a drug, and FB is a gateway drug to Twitter, it's baffling how quick most normies get addicted to Twitter because they can "interact" with their favorite celebs, though I think more people are moving to TikTok for that instead because then there's a lot more videos of the celebs.
Same with TikTok, people get weird if you say you're not on there, which is weird considering how many times the platform has been caught farming people data for the CCP.
Tattoos, nah, that depends on where you live and what you do. I guess if you're in a "trendy" crowd, it might be a little weird to not have a tiny little SOMETHING somewhere, but I doubt anyone really cares that much. You'll get shamed to shit if you are in the military, though.
Not having any sort of social media presence nowadays is pretty sus, like not having an email address. You don't have to actively be on it, but some employers often scope out prospective hires beforehand just to make sure they're not too crazy
Yeah, that's kind of an annoying side effect to the whole shebang, some employers will absolutely not hire someone if they don't have a social media account because it shows they're probably antisocial or some kind of non-EEO-filling sperg.
I can see where they're coming from, but that's still stupid as shit, especially with how fricked the social media ecosystem is these last 5-6 years.
>tfw it's "sus" to not want to have random buttholes peeping at your shit >it's socially unacceptable to not want to be fricking bombarded with the tripe that passes for modern culture >it will potentially be required, in (you)r lifetime, to be registered on some cesspit """social""" network
I fricking hate this. I don't want to be logged in some fricking mass rectal probe registry or own a smartphone, nor pay for the "privilege" of having to deal with their bullshit.
>nooo I can't go underground like a fricking terrorist! >this is just like 1984!
If sharing bits of your life online is so awful, doesn't that imply you're ashamed of something? Shouldn't your weird obsession with avoiding Facebook be a wake-up call to unfrick your life?
go to r*ddit, you'll fit right in you fricking normie homosexual
nobody has any business knowing where the frick am i, who am i and what the fauck am i doing
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Anonymous
>So, let's start with a simple question. Tell me about yourself! >none of your business, fricking normie homosexual >I... see. I think we can end the job interview here, Mr. Anon.
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and that's the problem of society.
fricking human factor, and fricking long nosed homosexuals meddling in things that have nothing to do with them and obsessing over shit that dosent matter.
job interwies should be like this: >Can you do this thing? >yes >can you prove it? >yes >hired
>this guy isn't posting every shit he takes and every meal he eats on twitter, facebook, instagram, and tiktok he must be the next unabomber
Why normalgays are like this?
Fricking brainless twat, no it doesn't imply any fricking implications except for that """sharing""" my life is MY FRICKING BUSINESS. I am not fricking obligated and should not be to """"share"""" when I do not want to, it is as simple as that. You seem very blithe to the possibility that such an attitude could well represent more and more of an intrusion into your own life, which it very well represents, just as modern advertising ALREADY FRICKING REVOLVES AROUND TAKING YOUR FRICKING DATA. I will not make any fricking ""friends"" on fricking Facebook, I will not receive ANY fricking thing of any fricking value from fricking twitter nor fricking tiktok except for brain damage and yet your fricking empty head demands that I expose my life to these vapid cesspits.
Well-earned, this (you), I am actually fricking mad at how stupid you are.
Social media takes time to maintain. Why bother if you aren't interested? On top of that there are proven disadvantages to overusing it. Kind of a weird take, feels like a failed attempt at a banger. It clearly doesn't mean that you don't actually have a social life if you don't have the willpower to keep up with malding boomers crying about Impossible sausage on FB.
>tfw it's "sus" to not want to have random buttholes peeping at your shit >it's socially unacceptable to not want to be fricking bombarded with the tripe that passes for modern culture >it will potentially be required, in (you)r lifetime, to be registered on some cesspit """social""" network
I fricking hate this. I don't want to be logged in some fricking mass rectal probe registry or own a smartphone, nor pay for the "privilege" of having to deal with their bullshit.
I' fine with that.Considering the level of competence that goes into those goverment programs. >hey this guy doesn't have an e-footprint >better keep an eye on him >... >how?nothing of his shows up on any of my google searches
Not having any sort of social media presence nowadays is pretty sus, like not having an email address. You don't have to actively be on it, but some employers often scope out prospective hires beforehand just to make sure they're not too crazy
I have a twitter account but I don't use it like it most people do because I don't have anything to say, I just like/retweet funny stuff I see. Basically I've gone full boomer.
Probably.
My wife is un-tatted and refuses to use Facebook or any kind of social media that uses her real identity because she doesn't like the idea of people being able to look her up.
I have a theory that she may have killed someone in the past and this is an attempt to keep the heat off.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
For normies probably. Me, I have had zero online presence outside of Cinemaphile, and I never will. I hate the idea of saying something "problematic" and being "cancelled" and having held against me. Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
As an actual zoomer I can confirm that yes for some reason not putting yourself and your moronic opinions out there on some digital platform is seen by others as being behind the curve. >One of my first classes for my art studies required the creation of a snapchat profile to upload my shitty art onto >Have to do this because silicon valley people are too lazy to create websites for their shit and think there's more overall exposure uploading on an app crawling with normalgays even though normalgays don't want to look at your newbie modern art travesties that only exist to tick boxes
It gets worse outside of art if you're wondering >Taking a film studies course (it counted as a sociology course and I thought it would help with my story writing skills) >Actually need to buy the textbook to study because the teacher makes their own test/quizzes from the ground up instead of just using premade tests that exist somewhere already online >Can't find the thing on either the digital and physical library >Teacher response was basically "not my problem use Amazon lol"
Here's another one >Taking business studies course >first assignment is to make a Linkedin account by the end of the week >Basically have to make an account which is just me telling the world where I am and what I'm doing >Basically have to dox myself to get 5% of the total points in the class grade >Even if I just eat the points my professor will bug me to hell and back about it
The best part? you only ever have to use those accounts for a single semester but you have to keep them floating around for the entire time you attend college because you don't know if some other teacher in a similar class will try the same bullshit. So even if I do delete them they've probably been registered in some archive somewhere after floating around for 4 years.
Linkedin isn't too bad and boomers eat that shit up and will be more likely to hire you. It's just professional-related stuff and you never really have to post on it just respond to messages so people know you're active.
I don't have any other social media than that other than an Instagram I don't post on and doesn't have my name either.
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal
Not these days for either gender. Tattoos are normalized now. >Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
100%
My coworkers give me the "wtf is wrong with you" look whenever my lack of social media comes up.
Normalgays are so used to stalking people online and openly posting personal information freely. I was raised on message boards, so I've been conditioned to not self-dox. One girl said it was some serial killer shit, since I didn't have social media for people to inspect me. I told her that sociopaths and psychopaths know to hide in plain sight, and that she probably already cyber stalks sociopaths and psychopaths, and think that they're normal. She wasn't a fan of the conversation, and didn't talk to me for months.
There was a job I had applied for, that had a list of things to fill out. They said that you had to complete 80% of the list to even qualify. There was a "link your Facebook" for 20%, which means that I had to fill in everything else. I didn't get the job, and I'm reasonably sure that the entire thing is to get people to let the company cyber stalk everyone, before hiring anyone.
>I told her that sociopaths and psychopaths know to hide in plain sight, and that she probably already cyber stalks sociopaths and psychopaths, and think that they're normal
y'know for how much girls love true crime shit I don't get how they fail to understand this, most of the real successful serial killers are either charismatic or do their best to blend in at a minimum
I only got an Instagram account so women I tried to sleep with didn't think I was going to kill them. Ultimately I don't really think it was worth it but it might be useful to share some art later.
In my 30s, have no tattoos. Siblings and family around my age all have one or more tattoos.
I can only imagine using social media seriously if you're trying to network. I'd expect anyone on Cinemaphile who really wanted to draw for a living would have one, only for hobby or work.
I'm a tall male and I've been known to eat a whole pizza in the past but even I'd get fat if it were a regular thing. The artist is absolutely obese I'm guessing.
lmao I speedrope for twenty to fourty minutes at a time as a coping mechanism.
Put on anime and video game music and start fantasizing.
I've been listening to remixes of BIG SHOT for awhile now.
I'm a tall male and I've been known to eat a whole pizza in the past but even I'd get fat if it were a regular thing. The artist is absolutely obese I'm guessing.
>t. fatty who used to eat whole extra large pizzas at once
Depends on the pizza size, like any other food.
People who get a lot of exercise can eat like shit sometimes, get fricked sedentarycel
Pizzas do vary a lot. Some store and name brand pizzas can be under 1lb while some are 2lbs or more. Then you have CostCo pizzas.
My store brand pizza is like 1k calories for the whole thing, so not a massive gorging if she was working construction or something but her braps are probably strong.
average man should be eating about 2k calories a day, give or take a few hundred based upon height and exercise level
a thin frozen pizza (jack'sbros where are we located???) as one half of a day's nourishment is pretty reasonable to me, but a full-size restaurant pizza is usually much bigger
It's kind of a social group / class thing. You are going to find more tattoos at a bar then in the boardroom. Same with facebook, twitter and reddit. The rich and well connected have private chat groups.
It's shocking, but well educated women who grew up in a stable loving family aren't generally tattooed bawds. The conservative christian pharmacist isn't going to have tattoos. She might even be a virgin.
I read the whole comic series, and I still can't figure out if Mark was actually just a chubby chaser, or if he was trying his hardest to make Eve feel good so that she didn't kill herself or something.
After his fight with Conquest, she was eyeing up that noose like crazy.
I read the whole comic series, and I still can't figure out if Mark was actually just a chubby chaser, or if he was trying his hardest to make Eve feel good so that she didn't kill herself or something.
After his fight with Conquest, she was eyeing up that noose like crazy.
He's an architect, granted all her fat seems to be going to breasts and Ass at this point
>tfw twitter account but not under my name or any of the common usernames and i have never posted, liked, replied, followed, or retweeted anything on it and only got it because twitter decided to be a c**t about porn and block unregistered users from seeing
Pretty sure that I would still get cancelled in future if I somehow got famous, probably over some turbo-autism doxxing me and then going >this monster didn't put LGBTAIQ+-BLMNZPSSKGB-flag next to his user name in june
>>this monster didn't put LGBTAIQ+-BLMNZPSSKGB-flag next to his user name in june
correct. i am not a queer, therefore i do not advertise myself as such.
>have Twitter but under a nonsense username and mainly use it for promoting gay furry art and the occasionally edgy political hottake
I’m going to have to cull it eventually and start a new sock puppet. The idea of that being used against me is grating, far more so than “I was mildly conservative 15 years ago”
You don't get what she's talking about. The dieter types where when you go out with them and eat anything their eyes bug out of their head and they go "WOW I could never eat that because of my DIET" which is "paleo" but also includes their daily starbucks but like, they get to feel superior towards you while losing 0 weight
They don't need humor or personality to get anywhere. It's like living under the effect of martian gravity your entire life, then when it comes to the Terran Olympics on Mars, you get lapped by the Earth's and because they're performing like John Carter.
I love this comic so much. Fricking hate how everybody has some moronic tattoo these days, is on some diet they think will hack them to the perfect body, and have to stay glued to social media 24/7.
>Actually goes out and does stuff
wow, mind breaking >doesn't even have her ears pierced
that just sounds unrealistic AF; I swear nearly every woman I have ever met had their ears pierced at one point in their lives
some even had their ears pierced as a child, it was common when I was a child to do so at the israeliteellery store, and then they'd put in the israeliteellery right away
>never got some stupid tattoo at 16 that she probably regrets >insulates herself from one of societies most prevalent social ills >mocks fad diets
Wonderful
I'm actually really good friends with a girl who's mostly like this. No tattoos, no social media, eats a lot and is slightly overweight but not fat. Only difference is she doesn't want children. We've hung out a lot recently and every time we hang out, it feels like we're in a relationship. Then she tells me she doesn't want a relationship. Then she calls me late at night wanting to frick.
Anyways yes, I wish we would date. I really enjoy all the time we're alone together.
>dont use social media >generally hate being photographed >have to put on an act and take a thousand pictures when im around normal people >my instagram is just pictures of food i make and shit i draw because im /wiener/ as frick
>this is the normie idea of a femcel
I feel sorry for them. At least incels get recognition.
Imagine being some fembot in your rotting room sitting in your sweaty, unwashed clothes and seeing other women think the girl in that image is considered extremely unattractive.
This is a girl's idea of a femcel after she gets rejected by a 10/10 ultrachad she had her eye on.
there's no such thing as a femcel, women just view having regular imperfections as being undatable weirdos because as
pointed out they only ever think about and pursue chad.
The term incel was invented to describe a woman though
being able to have sex is not the same as being able to have a happy marriage/family
Well yeah. Obviously there's no such thing as a femcel in general, I'm just using it as shorthand for the bottom of the barrel.
Yes but incel means not able to have sex, not "unable to be a trad-dad in a loving Christian marriage". There are no female incels.
Like a gut punch
If you can turn someone on enough for them to want to have sex with you, but you can't secure a LTR, that means you have a shitty personality.
>femcel
no such thing
Sounds awful. also, femcels don't exist
The joke is that there's nothing wrong with the women in this image. Also, femcels don't exist, because for everyone one femcel there's a million incels thirsting for her.
>Imagine being some fembot in your rotting room sitting in your sweaty, unwashed clothes
keep going I got my dick out
>no tattoo, no social media/goes outside, no fad diet
>femcel
Eh...?
>tattoo
Yes, you'll find mixed into the usual rhetoric of feminism/racism that we shouldn't look down on a woman just because half their body is tattooed.
>social media
Friends, workmates and employers will pressure you into this.
Anime reaction face, shit opinion, name a more iconic duo.
>Teacher response was basically "not my problem use Amazon lol"
Students at my uni would "unionise" to fix this kind of shit.
Didn't Linkedin become a bot/recruiter farm 5 years ago that only serves headhunters/hunted, i.e. the people who don't need help to get a job?
As a male version of those freaks, is being un-tattoed really that abnormal? Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
Kinda. Its definitely a trait of the times.
t.40 year old, only dude in my group of friends with no tatoos
Hell, my 10 year old niece think im kinda cool. Pretty sure the little bastard is just sucking up to me
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal
While checking in during labor, the nurse called my wife a unicorn for not having any surgeries, tattoos, or large piercings.
>surgeries, tattoos, or large piercings
Why are surgeries so common too? Are you talking fracture repairs or something?
I never asked since we all laughed it off. My wife never broke a bone somehow so maybe fracture repairs count.
A lot of people get moronic surgical shit done for problems they could fix with a change in diet/environment or could fix cheaply with an easy to produce drug
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal?
No.
>is not blogging and not having twitter or facebook really that abnormal
Yea actually. Most people have some online account which can show up their name.
statistically the vast majority of people will have some form of social media presence
>tfw my social media is this freak show site.
>10 years of not caring about normies sites.
I'm depressed and going insane.
If it's any consolation, it'll be pretty difficult to link anything you've said here back to your real life presence. Normalgays can get dragged through the mud for dumb comments made years ago if they become semi-famous
>once left a bunch of comments about fat acceptance on Facebook
The idea of what could come of it haunts me.
That depends on what you said, if you anyway implied that stop being fat can be done and that weighting as much as a blue whale is unhealthy then congrats, you are gonna get cancelled.
What's this gif?
There was a thread about the background character in Dexters Lab anons liked...a cool drawgay made a bunch of stuff.
>I'm depressed and going insane.
Don't worry, most people are.
I keep basic social media just to be reachable by family and shit, never post too often though. The internet was best when everyone was anon
Being into zero (0) social media sites is an incredibly odd thing for 100% of normalgays, even when they say "frick Facebook" and quit, they usually leave to Instagram or Twitter, then go right back to Facebook, now on both sites simultaneously. Happens to everyone, social media is a drug, and FB is a gateway drug to Twitter, it's baffling how quick most normies get addicted to Twitter because they can "interact" with their favorite celebs, though I think more people are moving to TikTok for that instead because then there's a lot more videos of the celebs.
Same with TikTok, people get weird if you say you're not on there, which is weird considering how many times the platform has been caught farming people data for the CCP.
Tattoos, nah, that depends on where you live and what you do. I guess if you're in a "trendy" crowd, it might be a little weird to not have a tiny little SOMETHING somewhere, but I doubt anyone really cares that much. You'll get shamed to shit if you are in the military, though.
Not having any sort of social media presence nowadays is pretty sus, like not having an email address. You don't have to actively be on it, but some employers often scope out prospective hires beforehand just to make sure they're not too crazy
Yeah, that's kind of an annoying side effect to the whole shebang, some employers will absolutely not hire someone if they don't have a social media account because it shows they're probably antisocial or some kind of non-EEO-filling sperg.
I can see where they're coming from, but that's still stupid as shit, especially with how fricked the social media ecosystem is these last 5-6 years.
>tfw you will end up on government watchlist for not having enough social media precense
Welcome post-cyberpunk dystopia, population 7,96 billion.
>nooo I can't go underground like a fricking terrorist!
>this is just like 1984!
If sharing bits of your life online is so awful, doesn't that imply you're ashamed of something? Shouldn't your weird obsession with avoiding Facebook be a wake-up call to unfrick your life?
go to r*ddit, you'll fit right in you fricking normie homosexual
nobody has any business knowing where the frick am i, who am i and what the fauck am i doing
>So, let's start with a simple question. Tell me about yourself!
>none of your business, fricking normie homosexual
>I... see. I think we can end the job interview here, Mr. Anon.
and that's the problem of society.
fricking human factor, and fricking long nosed homosexuals meddling in things that have nothing to do with them and obsessing over shit that dosent matter.
job interwies should be like this:
>Can you do this thing?
>yes
>can you prove it?
>yes
>hired
Autism.
>this guy isn't posting every shit he takes and every meal he eats on twitter, facebook, instagram, and tiktok he must be the next unabomber
Why normalgays are like this?
>uhhh if you're hiding something it must be due to that something being awful
Subhuman.
>uhhh if you're hiding something it must be due to that something being awful
Yes, unironically. The most honest people I know all have an OnlyFans.
Ironic, considering everything on social media is a façade, a mask tailored towards garnering as many likes as possible.
Have a (you)
Fricking brainless twat, no it doesn't imply any fricking implications except for that """sharing""" my life is MY FRICKING BUSINESS. I am not fricking obligated and should not be to """"share"""" when I do not want to, it is as simple as that. You seem very blithe to the possibility that such an attitude could well represent more and more of an intrusion into your own life, which it very well represents, just as modern advertising ALREADY FRICKING REVOLVES AROUND TAKING YOUR FRICKING DATA. I will not make any fricking ""friends"" on fricking Facebook, I will not receive ANY fricking thing of any fricking value from fricking twitter nor fricking tiktok except for brain damage and yet your fricking empty head demands that I expose my life to these vapid cesspits.
Well-earned, this (you), I am actually fricking mad at how stupid you are.
Social media takes time to maintain. Why bother if you aren't interested? On top of that there are proven disadvantages to overusing it. Kind of a weird take, feels like a failed attempt at a banger. It clearly doesn't mean that you don't actually have a social life if you don't have the willpower to keep up with malding boomers crying about Impossible sausage on FB.
thanks rabbi
>tfw it's "sus" to not want to have random buttholes peeping at your shit
>it's socially unacceptable to not want to be fricking bombarded with the tripe that passes for modern culture
>it will potentially be required, in (you)r lifetime, to be registered on some cesspit """social""" network
I fricking hate this. I don't want to be logged in some fricking mass rectal probe registry or own a smartphone, nor pay for the "privilege" of having to deal with their bullshit.
I' fine with that.Considering the level of competence that goes into those goverment programs.
>hey this guy doesn't have an e-footprint
>better keep an eye on him
>...
>how?nothing of his shows up on any of my google searches
I have a twitter account but I don't use it like it most people do because I don't have anything to say, I just like/retweet funny stuff I see. Basically I've gone full boomer.
i know more people who have tattoos than none even in my own family of 3 other siblings and dad and grandparents only me and my mom don't have tattoos
Is your mom single
Probably.
My wife is un-tatted and refuses to use Facebook or any kind of social media that uses her real identity because she doesn't like the idea of people being able to look her up.
I have a theory that she may have killed someone in the past and this is an attempt to keep the heat off.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
For normies probably. Me, I have had zero online presence outside of Cinemaphile, and I never will. I hate the idea of saying something "problematic" and being "cancelled" and having held against me. Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
As an actual zoomer I can confirm that yes for some reason not putting yourself and your moronic opinions out there on some digital platform is seen by others as being behind the curve.
>One of my first classes for my art studies required the creation of a snapchat profile to upload my shitty art onto
>Have to do this because silicon valley people are too lazy to create websites for their shit and think there's more overall exposure uploading on an app crawling with normalgays even though normalgays don't want to look at your newbie modern art travesties that only exist to tick boxes
It gets worse outside of art if you're wondering
>Taking a film studies course (it counted as a sociology course and I thought it would help with my story writing skills)
>Actually need to buy the textbook to study because the teacher makes their own test/quizzes from the ground up instead of just using premade tests that exist somewhere already online
>Can't find the thing on either the digital and physical library
>Teacher response was basically "not my problem use Amazon lol"
Here's another one
>Taking business studies course
>first assignment is to make a Linkedin account by the end of the week
>Basically have to make an account which is just me telling the world where I am and what I'm doing
>Basically have to dox myself to get 5% of the total points in the class grade
>Even if I just eat the points my professor will bug me to hell and back about it
The best part? you only ever have to use those accounts for a single semester but you have to keep them floating around for the entire time you attend college because you don't know if some other teacher in a similar class will try the same bullshit. So even if I do delete them they've probably been registered in some archive somewhere after floating around for 4 years.
Linkedin isn't too bad and boomers eat that shit up and will be more likely to hire you. It's just professional-related stuff and you never really have to post on it just respond to messages so people know you're active.
I don't have any other social media than that other than an Instagram I don't post on and doesn't have my name either.
>linkedin
Yeah I googled some classmates from elementary school and found like 3 profiles, thats pretty creepy
>is being un-tattoed really that abnormal
Not these days for either gender. Tattoos are normalized now.
>Is not blogging and not having Facebook or Twitter really that abnormal?
100%
My coworkers give me the "wtf is wrong with you" look whenever my lack of social media comes up.
Normalgays are so used to stalking people online and openly posting personal information freely. I was raised on message boards, so I've been conditioned to not self-dox. One girl said it was some serial killer shit, since I didn't have social media for people to inspect me. I told her that sociopaths and psychopaths know to hide in plain sight, and that she probably already cyber stalks sociopaths and psychopaths, and think that they're normal. She wasn't a fan of the conversation, and didn't talk to me for months.
There was a job I had applied for, that had a list of things to fill out. They said that you had to complete 80% of the list to even qualify. There was a "link your Facebook" for 20%, which means that I had to fill in everything else. I didn't get the job, and I'm reasonably sure that the entire thing is to get people to let the company cyber stalk everyone, before hiring anyone.
>I told her that sociopaths and psychopaths know to hide in plain sight, and that she probably already cyber stalks sociopaths and psychopaths, and think that they're normal
y'know for how much girls love true crime shit I don't get how they fail to understand this, most of the real successful serial killers are either charismatic or do their best to blend in at a minimum
I only got an Instagram account so women I tried to sleep with didn't think I was going to kill them. Ultimately I don't really think it was worth it but it might be useful to share some art later.
In my 30s, have no tattoos. Siblings and family around my age all have one or more tattoos.
I can only imagine using social media seriously if you're trying to network. I'd expect anyone on Cinemaphile who really wanted to draw for a living would have one, only for hobby or work.
Eating a whole pizza is absolutely disgustang unless they're tiny
t. fatty who used to eat whole pizzas at once
I'm a tall male and I've been known to eat a whole pizza in the past but even I'd get fat if it were a regular thing. The artist is absolutely obese I'm guessing.
>t. fatty who used to eat whole extra large pizzas at once
Depends on the pizza size, like any other food.
People who get a lot of exercise can eat like shit sometimes, get fricked sedentarycel
>tfw have to eat 3000 calories per day during summer to not go full skeletor-mode
Why the frick did I start using long walks as a coping method?
lmao I speedrope for twenty to fourty minutes at a time as a coping mechanism.
Put on anime and video game music and start fantasizing.
I've been listening to remixes of BIG SHOT for awhile now.
Pizzas do vary a lot. Some store and name brand pizzas can be under 1lb while some are 2lbs or more. Then you have CostCo pizzas.
https://www.albertsons.com/shop/product-details.960134220.html?cmpid=ps_alb_soc_ecom_bng_20210617_71700000082408668_58700006968084452_92700062772736537&msclkid=9a5a8ed740d41759311eec2694e9233d&gclid=CIOX9KjouPkCFfEBfQod9rwBZw&gclsrc=ds
My store brand pizza is like 1k calories for the whole thing, so not a massive gorging if she was working construction or something but her braps are probably strong.
average man should be eating about 2k calories a day, give or take a few hundred based upon height and exercise level
a thin frozen pizza (jack'sbros where are we located???) as one half of a day's nourishment is pretty reasonable to me, but a full-size restaurant pizza is usually much bigger
Quick google says an average dominos thin crust large pizza is like 2k calories, guess I was about right.
I wouldn't eat any 12 inch+ pizza in one sitting
1000 calorie frozen pizzas are fair game though since I only eat twice a day
The rising crust is twice as many calories for the same price.
https://www.albertsons.com/shop/product-details.960137138.html
Either way, I prefer the spicy chicken or Hawaiian.
https://www.albertsons.com/shop/product-details.960132551.html
My metabolism is such that I could eat an entire pizza and chug a 2-liter of Pepsi and somehow lose weight.
I eat whole pizzas, but its like my only meal of the aside from toast in the morning, and get spicy vegetarian, am I still a fatty?
what's your weight and height
Like 6 foot give or take and 85 KG/187 pounds
FAT
Hopefully its a personal or a medium pizza
My wife checks off two of these boxes.
Thank fricking christ she doesn't have tatoos.
Oh my, no.
Imagine getting SUCC from the carb(and soon jizz) swallower hnnng
Then dump her once her metabolism catches up with her diet
Is this a parody of the "not like the other girls" thing? Tons of women do the same shit
Is this a serious comic? None of these are even remotely unattractive in any way.
having a Twitter is more of a red flag than not having one
Do women like that even exist nowadays?
It's kind of a social group / class thing. You are going to find more tattoos at a bar then in the boardroom. Same with facebook, twitter and reddit. The rich and well connected have private chat groups.
So you're saying I have to find myself an office girl that is somewhat well-off and has a healthy relationship with her family?
It's shocking, but well educated women who grew up in a stable loving family aren't generally tattooed bawds. The conservative christian pharmacist isn't going to have tattoos. She might even be a virgin.
I don't get it. At all.
oh frick, I'm all of them, I'm teh ultimate freak
Funny enough, Mark would date all of them.
I read the whole comic series, and I still can't figure out if Mark was actually just a chubby chaser, or if he was trying his hardest to make Eve feel good so that she didn't kill herself or something.
After his fight with Conquest, she was eyeing up that noose like crazy.
He got his powers back while fricking fat Eve. He loves Eve but that love grows along with her body.
i mean... look at her knockers dude. huge breasts and ass? who wouldnt like that
He's an architect, granted all her fat seems to be going to breasts and Ass at this point
The faces. Oh my frick how I hate how faces are in this
except the being a woman part, which you will never be
A femanon here??
Its Cinemaphile so there's like a 50% higher chance that there's actually a woman, but ironically a 75% higher chance that they're also a man.
>No one likes me because I'm a fat pig so I'll make up some other reasons
Stop getting takeout boxes you c**t. Why do you always order a full meal and do this?
this just seems like a normie version of the X year old -oomer wojaks
Women like these don't exist, not anymore at least.
>no piercings/no tattoos
Unicorn status.
>goes out and actually does stuff
Like what?
>fat pig
Common.
a surprising number of girls my age are the bottom left. is this a trend (social media fatigue or w/e) or do i just keep running into them?
unless there's carbs in semen frick off
>tfw twitter account but not under my name or any of the common usernames and i have never posted, liked, replied, followed, or retweeted anything on it and only got it because twitter decided to be a c**t about porn and block unregistered users from seeing
Pretty sure that I would still get cancelled in future if I somehow got famous, probably over some turbo-autism doxxing me and then going
>this monster didn't put LGBTAIQ+-BLMNZPSSKGB-flag next to his user name in june
>>this monster didn't put LGBTAIQ+-BLMNZPSSKGB-flag next to his user name in june
correct. i am not a queer, therefore i do not advertise myself as such.
>have Twitter but under a nonsense username and mainly use it for promoting gay furry art and the occasionally edgy political hottake
I’m going to have to cull it eventually and start a new sock puppet. The idea of that being used against me is grating, far more so than “I was mildly conservative 15 years ago”
Which one is more sus; no social media accounts at all or accounts with zero activity?
if you have a social media or a tatoo you are literal cattle person
the ungoogleable gal is cuddle material
She'll murder you in your sleep just like she did with her last 15 victims.
I fail to see the issue here.
that right there is the perfect woman
>Actually goes out and does stuff
>Doesn't give a shit about the paleo diet
Pic went from normalgay garbage to high horse normalgay garbage.
>nearly a third of women have mutilated their body with ink these days
I hate living in clown world.
>27% ankle
Kinda hot though, ngl.
>1/4th of people regret one of their tattoos
>Arms: 75% men 7% women
>1/4 regret their tattoos
These stood out to me
>nearly a third of women
>22%
why not say nearly a quarter?
Literal slave markings.
Top right is my mother. I know girls without tats, but piercings, not even ears is impossible
i dont have tattoos but i like seeing them sometimes. they can be cute
First two? Absolutely. The third doesn’t fit the joke though, fat carb swallowing wildebeests are likely to be tatted and have social media.
You don't get what she's talking about. The dieter types where when you go out with them and eat anything their eyes bug out of their head and they go "WOW I could never eat that because of my DIET" which is "paleo" but also includes their daily starbucks but like, they get to feel superior towards you while losing 0 weight
Why can’t women be funny?
They don't need humor or personality to get anywhere. It's like living under the effect of martian gravity your entire life, then when it comes to the Terran Olympics on Mars, you get lapped by the Earth's and because they're performing like John Carter.
I love this comic so much. Fricking hate how everybody has some moronic tattoo these days, is on some diet they think will hack them to the perfect body, and have to stay glued to social media 24/7.
I can’t recall the last time I saw a female between 20-40 that didn’t have a tattoo.
>Actually goes out and does stuff
wow, mind breaking
>doesn't even have her ears pierced
that just sounds unrealistic AF; I swear nearly every woman I have ever met had their ears pierced at one point in their lives
some even had their ears pierced as a child, it was common when I was a child to do so at the israeliteellery store, and then they'd put in the israeliteellery right away
Why are you so offended by the prospect of a woman being unpierced it's not that wild
>never got some stupid tattoo at 16 that she probably regrets
>insulates herself from one of societies most prevalent social ills
>mocks fad diets
Wonderful
>this is not from 2022
>it's from 2014
>8 years ago
Bros have women ALWAYS been terrible?
Probably?
Exclusively 1
I'm actually really good friends with a girl who's mostly like this. No tattoos, no social media, eats a lot and is slightly overweight but not fat. Only difference is she doesn't want children. We've hung out a lot recently and every time we hang out, it feels like we're in a relationship. Then she tells me she doesn't want a relationship. Then she calls me late at night wanting to frick.
Anyways yes, I wish we would date. I really enjoy all the time we're alone together.
… dude you’re a side homie. She’s jusy using for sex and attention. Someone better comes along she’s gone
>I wish we would date
NO. Go find a different girl, she is not worth it.
I wish i could get a gf who doesn't use social media. Then again, I wish I could get any gf at all
I wish I never had to read your posts again.
I'm un googleable
only thing that ever showed is my hald deserted LinkedIn account
a woman who doest socializes is like a man without hobbies; take out of that what you will
I'm not wasting my money on a corporation that hates my guts just to waste time until I die. Frick you.
>dont use social media
>generally hate being photographed
>have to put on an act and take a thousand pictures when im around normal people
>my instagram is just pictures of food i make and shit i draw because im /wiener/ as frick
>there are five facebook accounts with my exact first and last name
>only one with a middle name even has a variation on my middle name
Yes
What's the appeal of a tattoo
im actually all 3 irl
Everyone on this board is, you're not special, dumbc**t.
>MARVEL AS SHE EATS A WHOLE PIZZA
>mfw the untattooed lady
I don't mind piercings though, at least you can take those out later if you don't like them
Dibs on the Carb Swallower.
I'm also ungoogable but that's because i don't do anything
>people don't know that this is a joke image
>doesn't have facebook or twitter
A goddess
Yeah, she's a real weirdo, only has Insta and Snap, and she like, barely even uses her Tinder account anymore.
Totally not like the other girls.
Oh boy, I am sure glad that Gemma Correll can't be searched on Google, because she actually does things outside instead of making 4 panel webcomics.
Also, I might date the carb eater, but my kind of girl absolutely, positively and cathegorically has to be terminally online.
This person's got a pretty narrow world view if they think these are somehow rare