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only if a regular size black haired girl with pale white skin pisses on me (she has to have hair vegana ass and armpits, legs I can go either way)
Are you me?
only if that girl keeps me in a cage and makes me clean her doc martins
i'm not into piss but you just described my girlfriend. she's great :^)
kino
Agreed
can i crawl inside a woman's vegana if so? it's an important factor in making the decision.
only if you get consent first
then no, obviously
cast him
I always found this show disturbing as a kid. Was he born like that, or was he involved in a freak accident? Either answer is upsetting.
Autism.
The canon explanation is that he was normal sized and then one night had a dream he was two inches tall and then woke up and was two inches tall.
he was dead all along
>My name is George
>My world is fire and blood
Only if I can date and sex with non downsized ladies
i'd clownsize
king
Baste
this movie was boring as shit.
It was a director wanting to make a divorce movie and got forced to use a scifi gimmick or no funding.
Fricking terrible and nothing like it was advertised in the trailer.
I wanted to sue to get my money back and I torrented it.
It was worse than boring - it was a boring movie *and* all-but-abandoned the sci-fi premise it was sold on and became a completely different movie.
It's like if 'I, Robot' completely dropped all the robots after the first twenty minutes and the rest of the movie was a romantic comedy about Spooner and Calvin.
>ywn be shrunk and kissed by a qt grill
oh frick that gave me a panic attack
In gullivers travels when he was the small one, all he noticed were women's blemishes, hairs, spots etc. Even when he had a great view of the big girls breasts he was turned off
this is why I will never get a 4k screen or prescription glasses
NTA, but I like that kinda shit. The ogreish-ness of giants pairs well with the power dynamics.
Haha, imagine if you had some nephews who were downsized visit you, and their cute, shota miniaturized forms contrasted with your giant ugly gross body to make them miserable
luckily you have no miniaturized boys anon
I get the Anna Kendrick appeal now.
Frick yeah, I hope my giantess mom sits on me without knowing I'm down there and is feeling gassy
you would die.
Nah, it'd smell bad but I'd be fine
you would suffocate and your bones would be crushed
Butts are very soft, and the gas would diffuse over time.
anon it'd be like a bouncy castle being dropped on you
Yes, and? A bouncy castle sounds perfectly survivable to have dropped on you.
you would die
You have to keep something in mind:
>There's a lot of cushioning on both ends (both on the couch and from her ass)
>Her entire weight isn't on me, most of it is on the couch, I'm only experiencing a small part of it
>If I'm beneath the crack, I may barely have any pressure at all since most of the pressure would be beneath the center of each cheek
Obviously you would survive a bouncy castle, they're 99% air
I think itt would be more akin to a bouncy castle filled with water
it would be like if she sat on a mouse
but in this scenario you're the mouse
I think you're missing that this is taking place on a sofa, you would just sink into the sofa a bit. A mouse would easily survive being sat on, given that it's on a soft surface.
So what you're saying is I should shrink even smaller so it's more like sitting on a bug then
This whole fetish conversation is getting more and more uncomfortable to read
just imagine how uncomfortable it would be to experience
a bug has a hard exoskeleton and would probably still die
you're still a fleshy human; at that size a stiff breeze would snap your neck
what are the cons in universe?
aren't the downsized the elite class and the regular sized the low class forced to do all the work for them?
you can't live outside of the dome because giant birds will eat you. thus you're completely dependent on some random corporation.
>giant birds
They're regular birds.
well yes, but they will be giant after you downsize
For you
what kind of birds can eat a 5-6" tall man?
Aside from birds of prey which aren't eactly common
they don't have to eat you to kill you, there's also giant cats, giant scorpions, giant spiders, giant rats, and most dangerous of all, giant kids.
Birds eat fricking plastic and stones. They're idiots.
Eating stones is an animal cope for weak stomachs. Rocks help grind the content
Okay then, cats will eat you. Have fun with being eaten by a cat.
cats will recognize you as human and act like normal cats
>birds of prey which aren't eactly common
Anon,
>Has tree with hundreds of impaled tiny humans
>Heh.. Nothing personal, kid.
Imagine him impaling mini turks
Our ancient ancestors lived in a world ruled by giant birds that would just swoop down and fly off with them if they were hungry.
Nightmarish.
lindy
A Russian guy I served with in the military once told me that Russian’s have a telepathic connection with bears…the more videos I watch of bears in Russia, I’m starting to lend credence to his claims.
>completely dependant on some random corporation
Oh sweetie....
go on
He's not THAT tiny. Just a little taller than my dick, which is massive according to all the girls I do in the vegana.
Oh, honey.
I'll downsize as long as they only downsize my penis 80%
Yes if it was a well regulated and safe sort of thing that basically everyone older did as the norm for retirement. It's too bad the film was so terrible being the set up was so good.
Lemme guess. once they're shrunk the entire movie devolves into a generic relationship drama?
Worse, it devolves into a sequel to An Inconvenient Truth
yes but with immigration and global warming politics. the movie must occasionally remind the viewers that the characters are actually tiny, because the plot has nothing to do with it.
this movie sucked... the trailer made it out like a fun comedy. But it turned out to be a frick bugs, buy water bottles, and invest into crypto shit feast.
This, frickers baited me big time
>couldnt tell from the trailer it was going to be about environmentalism
Cinemaphile confirmed lowest IQ board
>He watched trailers
I bet you drink onions latte at starbucks as well, homosexual.
In downsize Russia, the bugs eat you!
>when he is irreversibly downsizing and his wife changed her mind last minute and they didn't stop his procedure and ask him if he wants to still do it but instead just shrink him
>When his wife divorces him and takes all his money so the main benefit of being smaller is lost because he has to get a job
>Shrunk people ghettos
>Weird plot about human rights and climate change in a movie about shrinking people
This whole movie was a fricking mess, it stick with as being a shit movie to this day
remember the wife was behind in the queue so when she was being shaved he was likely already in the shrinking stage.
They do these homies in batches, like 30 people get shrunk at once, why is there a queue for a married couple?
men and women are in a different batch
For no reason, btw
because they have to be naked
Then wouldn't it make sense to do married couples in catches with each other. They can have beds rolled in, why not privacy curtains. Why don't they have each person be in a partitioned bed area if being nude around other people was a concern
Why why why.
Dunno, probably cheaper
If value was a concern, why have beds and sheets?
People would be fine being split up by gender but not laying naked on the cold floor while getting shaved I guess
Just say it has to happen for the procedure to work. I mean just lie about it, it's weird science to shrink people, they can do anything. They can probably make every just be naked and on the floor with mixed genders because they have to.
It's more expensive to not have the beds, too. You would have to hire at least two people to carry a single person around instead of just one person to push a bed on wheels around.
movie
anon you're thinking about it too much
it's science fiction you're supposed to think about it
>Weird plot about human rights and climate change
They always have to do this, hollywood writers cannot think a single original thought.
yeah they should go on strike so they'll be paid better
>>when he is irreversibly downsizing and his wife changed her mind last minute and they didn't stop his procedure and ask him if he wants to still do it but instead just shrink him
>>When his wife divorces him
She should have kept him as her property
>ywn be a shrunken shota bouncing on your mom's butt like it's a bouncy castle
Is this movie a Trans allegory for gender-conformation surgery?
how?
yeah
I wonder if parents are allowed to legally downsize their children.
Give me one good reason I shouldn't downsize.
Small wiener
The small women won't mind.
what if a regular-sized man with a small benis wienerblocks you and your now-smaller-than-his benis
How the frick is he going to wienerblock me? He couldn't even stick it in her.
he blocks your tiny doorway with his wiener
I'll stab his dick with a sewing needle then
he cums and you drown
I'd stab him in the ass then
how are you gonna get to his ass if his wiener's blocking the doorway
Then he farts and you choke and die.
> Then he farts and you choke and die.
Delightful tbh
Realistically regular men can't do anything to tiny women other than bukake/hot glue, while tiny men could try to stimulate a regular women.
> Realistically regular men can't do anything to tiny women other than bukake/hot glue, while tiny men could try to stimulate a regular women.
Regular men can hot glue tiny men, too. Imagine, that would just be awful. So sticky!
Imagine some dad downsizing his son and stuffing him in his back pocket
I would make the little people do gladiator battles with the hamster and guinea pig
Hot if a passing tgirl or cute trap
Pee
What if you go into the machine with your erection sticking out and it stays normal size while the rest of you shrinks?
then all your blood goes to your penis and you die
its not a machine its a drug
everything is cheap, you'd be rich
That sounds purely beneficial
transistors can't get any smaller, you'd be stuck with 50 year old tech, you'd be stuck watching movies on 720p forever
honestly drawing blanks
big pusy
israeli plot.
shorter than Warwick Davis
earth disasters like a giant ass flood or a cave-in are much more brutal when you're 6inches tall as opposed to you being 6feet tall
There are places that don't get natural disasters.
Yes, downsize goy, the entire world population, except the chosen people, will live in a small dome.
Imagine shrinking down and worshipping israeli women's feet
I'd do it
So would I. It'd become my religion
What are you going to do to stop norms from enslaving or just outright killing you?
Why would a norm want to do either?
Cast it
Warwick Davis
Yes I downsized my entire company. Turns out firing all of your employees means that there is no one to do work for you which means I had to file for bankruptcy. I'm now going to do ketamine and kill myself.
ntpbp
built for wienervore
I imagine if this were possible there would be rich elites that shrink down people and torture them in various ways. Shove safety pins inside them etc. Perhaps build a mock city and give them little apartments, let them settle in, then come dressed as baphomet while on designer drugs and destroy the city like a giant monster, eating children in front of their parents, biting their limbs off 1 by 1 and licking their tiny genitals before smashing them in their molars.
realistically you wouldn't even have to be rich to do this, you can go to one of those tiny people slumps and do this for free, easy to hide the evidence too
>neighborhood kids got eaten by ants again
it's like kids these days don't listen to the siren and run inside like they're suppose to
>overseer spilled his coke again
>80 people died in the flood
>trailers make it look like a screwball comedy with a sci-fi twist
>it’s that for maybe 5 minutes total and is actually a drama about muh immigrants or some shit
I barely remember the back half of the movie because I was so bored out of my mind.
that was a really strange movie, nothing like how I expected
>people I know who are into the violent gore stuff who like being the larger one tend to be fricking egotistical as hell
>meanwhile the people I know who like being gentle while being the larger one are absolute sweethearts
Sounds exactly as you'd expect. Revers would be stranger
Revers?
>people who like being the larger one tend to be egotistical as hell
>people who like being the larger one are absolute sweethearts
>Revers would be stranger
yeah it would be really strange if
>people who like being the larger one are absolute sweethearts
>people who like being the larger one tend to be egotistical as hell
???????????????
Can you only read half of a sentence?
Not if it's written by an ESL
Did your brain just auto-delete certain words from your mind?
No I would not. In the film it's sold as a way to avoid poverty and to save the climate. Therefore only the most absolute hard left and lowlifes would do it. I would not want to live in a society only filled with those people.
>downsizes
>wife leaves him
When will manlets learn?
You would probably get killed by a cat at some point. They are some of the best predators on the planet, but we don't think about it much because we're too big to be hunted by them.
i guess they try to go to sleep on your face and suffocate you, its just cat roasties mistake that for affection
wouldn't even last until the cat, you'd be killed be some random fungus spore in your lungs
>Welcome... to Tiny Park!
>running away from the cat
Guaranteed death by activating its kill instinct. Best chance of survival is to go limp/stiff and hope it gets bored of batting you around, then escape while it's preoccupied licking its butthole.
I’ve watched cats hunt, this is a sound strategy
What if instead of running away I approached the cat instead? What if I came as close as I liked?
then you get fricked by the cat
Nope. I don't let society tell me who I am and what I have to do.
One of the worst films ever made.
Complete waste of potential.
Also it comes across as badly thought out shitlib propaganda.
only if i could bang hong chau.
when she said
>no, i want
i got rock hard
Her fake attempt at an already extremely off-putting accent was very grating.
This movie could play out the exact same way if he was normal sized. He doesn't have to be small for any of the events that happen.
This movie was a moronic clusterfrick of ideas. If you're gonna make a movie about shrinking people, then make it about shrinking people. Don't shove in immigrants, disabled people, environmental issues, etc. Very unfocused film.
Downsizing is a brilliant political satire and you’re all to stupid to get it.
Having such a small body would cause alot of metabolic problems. Small bodied animals have higher metabolisms and higher heart rates. You can only live a few years at that size because your circulatory system burns out.
Yes and I'd live in the womens toilet
>thread full of people pointing out logical flaws in shrinking people
>movies whole point was that downsizing would cause tons of harm and wouldn’t actually fix anything
>Owls, Hawks, ect
>Ants, wasps, mantis, spiders, ticks, etc.
>Rats
>Cats
>Frogs
>Everything on this planet wants to eat you!
Even people will too!!
Imagine a reverse Gone Girl scenario
Having a larger gf that gets tired of taking care of your tiny form and one day during dinner you end up missing
you have no idea OP
Heck yeah! Double downsize me!
Matt Damon is 5'9". At that point he might as well downsize to 5 inches, it makes no difference. No one over 6 foot would ever downsize.
5'9 is perfectly doable depending on the county and ethnic makeup of your immediate social circle
Sexo with big yellow lady
yes please
>Get downsized
>Get a downsized girl pregnant
>the baby is not downsized and rapidly expands leaving the mom hanging mid-air over a giant belly by week 2
Tops voregays tbh
It's my fetish but lets be real the only woman whould' like to date me would have to have the fetish and thats pretty relsky tbqh
what's the worst that could happen anon??
It is a ruse and I am fool'd
Nta but certain fetishes attract certain kinds of people more than others. It’s like how certain subcultures only attract certain things. Take “rockabilly” girls, for instance. On its surface, it sounds based, girls who are into wearing dresses, being feminine, wearing makeup, doing their hair, but a little rough around the edges so not what you’d consider they typical trad. Sounds good, right? Invariably, the only chicks into it are ugly fat bluehair tatted up feminist slags, and it’s the worst thing ever.
Just hope it becomes trendy for down sized men to become pocket boyfriends, or sex slaves.
>ends up being an allegory for illegal immigration
What a complete waste
I DEMAND TO BE BIGGER, UPSIZE ME NOW!
i never understood why some of the tytans are midget proportioned
no. it's basically a retirement community. i would dread be among so many grannies.
I'd go into my giant GF's stomach.
I would use the Downsizing tech on animals to create new pets. Imagine having a guinea pig sized bear or a cat sized elephant?
I want a herd of mini bison for my front lawn.
This would be the way to go. Miniature animals for everyone.
I don’t see why I shouldn’t
>would you downsize?
Would I live longer?
Yes
Then there's obviously only one choice a rational white man would make.
Yes, getting shrunk
I imagine whites would be the most encouraged to shrink. Especially cis white men. To payback the oppression of women we will be owned and used by them
H-Haha
I wish this is what they were agitating for
No
Shorter people live longer
Smaller exotherms live shorter
Humans are not exotherms
*endotherms
You knew what I meant.
Yeah, so I can die inside my oneitis's shoe.
>Yeah, so I can die inside my oneitis's shoe.
Based. I now desire this beyond all rationality.
Hell yeah I would
id upsize my mom to about 10ft with zzz cups then slightly downsize to 5ft and live in her bustline
How the frick is it even legal for children to be downsized in that universe?
Considering what's happened in the years following it, I'd say it was damn prescient.
modern society encourages parents to put their own wants above the best interests of their children.
Tbf downsizing is for the best of the children
explain?
Bigger inheritance for them
If you were a kid, wouldn’t you want to be downsized?
Yes, so I could crawl inside women's shoes. Babysitter, best friend's mom, teacher, ect... Plus, being able to explore my toy sets at that side would have been cool
>teacher hold you back at the end of the day
>she knows you've been staring at her feet since before you were downsized
>slides her feet out of her shoes and places them in front of you with a smug, hungry look on her face
>Can feel, taste, and smell the damp heat wafting from them
She was blond. A little older with hair neat nudy past her ears. Wore leather flats. Tan ones
For me she was like 20-30 years older MILF wore pantyhose and red painted toenails
My teacher was late 30s I think. Usually had blue toenail polish. Sometimes wore red. I think she did notice me being distracted and looking at her toes but she didn't seem to mind
For me she was an overweight chubby blondie with a huge ass and an ill temper
Only if I get to live with a normal sized older woman who likes makes me rub and worship her feet
Haha imagine
>endo thread on Cinemaphile
>when the endo thread on trash or d is dead
what
Which thread you teasing frick?
oh wait its actually there, i missed it
>tfw there’s a scene in the movie where a downsized mom is explaining how her downsized son is terrified whenever they meet his normal sized grandparents
You have to wonder what the grandparents are thinking
Imagine all the shrunken tiny tomboys
what would you do with them anon?
Oh, me? Nothing.
I’d rather be one.
Based shrinkee anon.
Thank you
I wish you were my shrunken tiny tomboy.
>thinking I'll be anybody's
I'll kick the ass of any giant who thinks I'm just some trophy or pet for them to claim
How do you think you'd survive in the big people's world then?
I'll hide in your walls, doing the Borrower lifestyle, scavenging, farming, and when necessary, setting traps
Sounds pretty comfy. Of course I'd try to catch you though. Maybe we could make a game of it.
Ah, the good old "Tom and Jerry" shenanigans. Would make my life significantly more interesting for sure.
Pretty much. I honestly wouldn't mind having you skittering around, it would be fun, hopefully you'd be really clever so it wouldn't be too easy.
Trust me, I can be pretty clever. Although since you are trying to capture me it's only fair that I prank you back. Itching powder on your feet while you sleep, a thumbtack on your sofa while you're not looking, stuff like that.
Naughty.
Do you think we'd talk much? Even in the form of notes we'd leave for each other or whatever. You'd probably be too cautious to get close enough for regular conversation.
We'd certainly talk. I'd just find clever ways to do it without getting captured. Talking to you from inside your walls, or from inside your vents, or from under the couch where you can't quite reach. And of course, teasing you the whole while that you can't catch me.
Can't say I'd mind the teasing, it would make it all the more satisfying when I eventually nabbed you.
Feel free to add if you feel like it. Fryn44#9658
>implying
But sure, I'll humor you. I suppose you will have some satisfaction in catching me if you do...but don't expect it to last too long. I'm something of an escape artist.
go ERP somewhere else
Stay ERP precisely here
What happens when you catch him?
Anon of absurdly good taste, how would you adapt this into a movie? I've been wanting to write a book along these lines forever but keep getting cucked by my own self-doubt. Premise is most tinies live on private lands with select oddballs being in charge of "maintaining" the associated house/title with or without a human in the equation. Protagonist is a tiny that's been managing a house for a few years after the granny owning it died, only to discover grandaughter was just studying at uni and is set to claim the house. Too proud to become a borrower, he tries to scare her off but ends up coming to like her.
Make them run obstacle courses and fight each other with cotton swabs for my amusement. Losers will live together in a shoebox and are fed canned foods while the winners get their own private doll house and can eat from my plate.
Hope you like thumbtacks on your chair
>I found myself inexplicably reduced to the size of an ant, trapped in a labyrinthine nightmare. The once familiar corners of my home transformed into treacherous landscapes teeming with terror. Hungry ants scurried with malicious intent, relentless roaches emerged from the shadows, and sinister spiders wove their webs, patiently awaiting their diminutive prey.
I wonder how many parents wish they could shrink their children like that
why do you think they get them vaccinated, circumcised, and feed them sneed oils?
so they'll grow big and strong?
Without bothering to read the thread I guarantee at least 75% of the posts are about being put in a woman's pusy, butthole or booba
Women's shoes or stomach's
Imagine downsizing and then someone like Veruca Salt finds you?
In this universe how many pretty young women die slow deaths inside cum jars?
Yes.
Give me a number
>the movie you watched but don't really remember anything from it
I guess it would be OK for retirement
this thread is why Gigantic was cancelled.
Dreamworks will have their B-list movie fill this nich for the 3rd/4th time
>find a downsized community
>drop random cool insects into it and see what happens
It would be kino and you know it
>downsized person finds you
>sneaks into your bed under your covers
>lights your bedsheets on fire
I'd pay Ukrainian prostitutes to vore them