Would you frick a gelfling?

Would you frick a gelfling?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really cancel the show because the villains too closely resembled israelites?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive and not highly watched in comparison to other shows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was highly watched tho.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it wasn't, it was well rated by people who watched it, but there were only four of us, and two torrented it because frick netflix. normies can't into puppet fantasy kino.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nonsense, it won awards and did BTFO whatever cape-shit show was trying to steal the fomo back then!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep pulling shit out of your ass, it was hard enough trying to convince autists on here to give a try when it first aired, normies didn't give a shit, they would rather watch garbage like the witcher because it has breasts and violence, that's why it's getting renewed for four or five seasons and dark crystal was dead on arrival, the suits at netflix don't care about quality just views.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Choke on it!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what bullshit is this, because it isn't viewing figures

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only Netflix has the viewing figures, goof!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and they were too low to justify the cost of the show, so they didn't renew. I'm glad we're all on the same page.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hasn't seen the numbers
                >still claims he knows them
                The sheboon canned the show in a powerplay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In any netflix ratings list for the period DC:AOR usually doesn't even appear because it was barely watched

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you just pretending to be moronic now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's a "titans"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a point
                I would have never have gotten into the Dark Crystal if my mother had not already been a big fan of the original movie and had show them to me multiple times as a kid. We watched the netflix show together and she loved it, which means that I can never let her know that it will never get another season since it would genuinely sadden her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >show being massively expensive
        It was a puppet show, the puppets were already made and the money was already paid.
        All they had to do is film more.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive
          Correct. All the props were already made. After season one, it was set to get exponentially cheaper. All future seasons would have been glorified puppet shows, so we know it has frick all to do with the budget.

          I've seen it explained in every dark crystal thread why this is such a dumb oversimplification, but you keep saying it anyway, unfathomably based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive
        Correct. All the props were already made. After season one, it was set to get exponentially cheaper. All future seasons would have been glorified puppet shows, so we know it has frick all to do with the budget.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if you want to be a pol schizo about it, in the real world it was an expensive flop, one of netflix biggest ever money pits, the israelite behind lost their job it cost so many shekels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was a stupid power-struggle between Netflix suits. The one that pimped the show lost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chase any cars today?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not reading all that, sorry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its ratings were shit and it cost loads to make.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you stupid person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the gelfling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      deet is so insanely cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nonsense, it won awards and did BTFO whatever cape-shit show was trying to steal the fomo back then!

      >same plot
      >CGI instead of puppetry
      Would the normies have cared?

      >Would you frick a gelfling?
      Only if it's Deet.

      Features are too exaggerated, this is like western moeshit

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother, I'd frick YOU

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they look like nip girls?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes are creepy. I'd have to see the ass to be sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post made me laugh my ass off
      but then it occurred to me that you might not even have been trying to be funny

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the situation.
    If I'm stuck in their world indefinitely probably yes after a few years. Same as ponyville

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Depending on the gelfing, they're either top precious or too stupid for me to see them as sexual beings. Aughra on the other hand, she can get it

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bet the guy who won the auction for that puppet has absolutely ruined it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick the muppet. There's a hand in there, right?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick the girl from Better Call Saul who dressed as the gelfling.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gelflings have canonically small dicks
    Which means you'd probably be too big

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canonically
      The puppets don't have genitals, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh really, anon?
        https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/f0/87/f08780a2a89ce1c14a4bd95600ce04e5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A rule34 link isn't proof, goof.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are one stupid stupid guy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an official Dark Crystal book, numbnuts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this since release but am thinking about watching it with my 2-year old. I know it's a bit scary but the original movie was fine. I can't remember if it goes beyond that though, is there anything inappropriate for a young child?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's great for kids to watch unironically. All Henson stuff us

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jim Henson was knee deep into the occult and there is a reason he targeted children with his media.
        Jim Hensons films are all based upon MKUltra theory.
        It has mostly been forgotten these days but Jim Henson Co was set to merge with Disney. They were THAT israeli. After Labyrinth, which not coincidently starred Bowie, another prolific occult member and sex icon shown with a bulge in his pants at all time in the film, Henson proved himself useful enough to the cause to be let in and take over for the failing Disney engine.
        Unfortunetly for ol' Jim, Don Bluth came around and indirectly sparked the Disney rennaisance and so the Disney israelites killed Jim, no longer needing him to push sexual imagery onto children.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds unironically

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he didnt pay attention to the lyrics of the end credits

            No one can blame you
            For walking away
            Too much rejection (na na)
            No love injection
            Life can be easy
            It’s not always swell
            Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl
            ‘Cause it hurts like hell
            But down in the underground
            You’ll find someone true
            Down in the underground
            A land serene

            Daddy, daddy, get me out of here
            Ha ha I’m underground
            Heard about a place today
            Nothing ever hurts again
            Daddy, daddy, get me out of here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2-year old

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO MY CHILDREN CANNOT WATCH ANYTHING MILDLY FRIGHTENING EVER

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MILDLY FRIGHTENING

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOO MY CHILDREN CANNOT WATCH ANYTHING MILDLY FRIGHTENING EVER

            I don't care about "frightening" but I don't want them seeing
            >overt sexual references
            >explicit violence and gore
            Not hugely thrilled about stories where all the characters are morally grey either, it's hard for infants to understand a story without a hero.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a puppet show, not a kid's show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Kid's show" is a nonsense term. But is it a show that is appropriate for children with parental guidance? That's the real question.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna be terrified.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I would geld a frickling like you

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't for Covid-19, the show would have been picked up.
    >Of sad words of tongue and pen
    >the saddest are these
    >it could have been

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could have double-featured this with Wendy & Richard Pini of ElfQuest.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same plot
    >CGI instead of puppetry
    Would the normies have cared?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything it would've fared worse. The puppets at least stand out from the crowd.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    100%, Deet is frickable.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you frick a gelfling?
    Only if it's Deet.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I would

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes (the puppet)

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would die happy, if it was around gelfing poon.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A former gf got super pissed at me because I said I wanted to frick one the muppets.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, Kira gives me a boner.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot believe that there is a warehouse somewhere full of Age of resistance puppets that will nev er be used.
    They shouldn't have spunked their budget on Hollywood actors who added nothing to the production

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They shouldn't have spunked their budget on hollywood actors who added nothing to the production

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imfrickingplying the voice of the only good Joker was not a perfect pick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shortly before Covid I went to an exhibition for the show at the museum of the moving image in NYC where they had a bunch of the puppets from the show. They were really cool, the vulture people are huge.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not the ones from the movie but the tv show? Hell yeah

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking one right now.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark crystal's biggest flaw has always been that the good guys look like fricking shit compared to the skeksis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, they look weird and uncanny.
      That's what killed the Netflix show

      Gelflings only look good in 2D sketches

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