no it wasn't, it was well rated by people who watched it, but there were only four of us, and two torrented it because frick netflix. normies can't into puppet fantasy kino.
keep pulling shit out of your ass, it was hard enough trying to convince autists on here to give a try when it first aired, normies didn't give a shit, they would rather watch garbage like the witcher because it has breasts and violence, that's why it's getting renewed for four or five seasons and dark crystal was dead on arrival, the suits at netflix don't care about quality just views.
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Choke on it!
3 months ago
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what bullshit is this, because it isn't viewing figures
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Only Netflix has the viewing figures, goof!
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and they were too low to justify the cost of the show, so they didn't renew. I'm glad we're all on the same page.
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>hasn't seen the numbers >still claims he knows them
The sheboon canned the show in a powerplay.
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In any netflix ratings list for the period DC:AOR usually doesn't even appear because it was barely watched
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are you just pretending to be moronic now?
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what's a "titans"?
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3 months ago
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You have a point
I would have never have gotten into the Dark Crystal if my mother had not already been a big fan of the original movie and had show them to me multiple times as a kid. We watched the netflix show together and she loved it, which means that I can never let her know that it will never get another season since it would genuinely sadden her
>Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive
Correct. All the props were already made. After season one, it was set to get exponentially cheaper. All future seasons would have been glorified puppet shows, so we know it has frick all to do with the budget.
I've seen it explained in every dark crystal thread why this is such a dumb oversimplification, but you keep saying it anyway, unfathomably based.
>Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive
Correct. All the props were already made. After season one, it was set to get exponentially cheaper. All future seasons would have been glorified puppet shows, so we know it has frick all to do with the budget.
yes, if you want to be a pol schizo about it, in the real world it was an expensive flop, one of netflix biggest ever money pits, the israelite behind lost their job it cost so many shekels.
I haven't watched this since release but am thinking about watching it with my 2-year old. I know it's a bit scary but the original movie was fine. I can't remember if it goes beyond that though, is there anything inappropriate for a young child?
Jim Henson was knee deep into the occult and there is a reason he targeted children with his media.
Jim Hensons films are all based upon MKUltra theory.
It has mostly been forgotten these days but Jim Henson Co was set to merge with Disney. They were THAT israeli. After Labyrinth, which not coincidently starred Bowie, another prolific occult member and sex icon shown with a bulge in his pants at all time in the film, Henson proved himself useful enough to the cause to be let in and take over for the failing Disney engine.
Unfortunetly for ol' Jim, Don Bluth came around and indirectly sparked the Disney rennaisance and so the Disney israelites killed Jim, no longer needing him to push sexual imagery onto children.
>he didnt pay attention to the lyrics of the end credits
No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection (na na)
No love injection
Life can be easy
It’s not always swell
Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl
‘Cause it hurts like hell
But down in the underground
You’ll find someone true
Down in the underground
A land serene
Daddy, daddy, get me out of here
Ha ha I’m underground
Heard about a place today
Nothing ever hurts again
Daddy, daddy, get me out of here
>NOOOOO MY CHILDREN CANNOT WATCH ANYTHING MILDLY FRIGHTENING EVER
I don't care about "frightening" but I don't want them seeing >overt sexual references >explicit violence and gore
Not hugely thrilled about stories where all the characters are morally grey either, it's hard for infants to understand a story without a hero.
I cannot believe that there is a warehouse somewhere full of Age of resistance puppets that will nev er be used.
They shouldn't have spunked their budget on Hollywood actors who added nothing to the production
shortly before Covid I went to an exhibition for the show at the museum of the moving image in NYC where they had a bunch of the puppets from the show. They were really cool, the vulture people are huge.
Did they really cancel the show because the villains too closely resembled israelites?
Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive and not highly watched in comparison to other shows.
It was highly watched tho.
no it wasn't, it was well rated by people who watched it, but there were only four of us, and two torrented it because frick netflix. normies can't into puppet fantasy kino.
Nonsense, it won awards and did BTFO whatever cape-shit show was trying to steal the fomo back then!
keep pulling shit out of your ass, it was hard enough trying to convince autists on here to give a try when it first aired, normies didn't give a shit, they would rather watch garbage like the witcher because it has breasts and violence, that's why it's getting renewed for four or five seasons and dark crystal was dead on arrival, the suits at netflix don't care about quality just views.
Choke on it!
what bullshit is this, because it isn't viewing figures
Only Netflix has the viewing figures, goof!
and they were too low to justify the cost of the show, so they didn't renew. I'm glad we're all on the same page.
>hasn't seen the numbers
>still claims he knows them
The sheboon canned the show in a powerplay.
In any netflix ratings list for the period DC:AOR usually doesn't even appear because it was barely watched
are you just pretending to be moronic now?
what's a "titans"?
You have a point
I would have never have gotten into the Dark Crystal if my mother had not already been a big fan of the original movie and had show them to me multiple times as a kid. We watched the netflix show together and she loved it, which means that I can never let her know that it will never get another season since it would genuinely sadden her
>show being massively expensive
It was a puppet show, the puppets were already made and the money was already paid.
All they had to do is film more.
I've seen it explained in every dark crystal thread why this is such a dumb oversimplification, but you keep saying it anyway, unfathomably based.
>Yes. It had nothing to do with the show being massively expensive
Correct. All the props were already made. After season one, it was set to get exponentially cheaper. All future seasons would have been glorified puppet shows, so we know it has frick all to do with the budget.
yes, if you want to be a pol schizo about it, in the real world it was an expensive flop, one of netflix biggest ever money pits, the israelite behind lost their job it cost so many shekels.
No, it was a stupid power-struggle between Netflix suits. The one that pimped the show lost.
chase any cars today?
I'm not reading all that, sorry.
How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?
its ratings were shit and it cost loads to make.
No you stupid person.
Depends on the gelfling.
deet is so insanely cute
Features are too exaggerated, this is like western moeshit
Brother, I'd frick YOU
Why do they look like nip girls?
The eyes are creepy. I'd have to see the ass to be sure.
this post made me laugh my ass off
but then it occurred to me that you might not even have been trying to be funny
Depends on the situation.
If I'm stuck in their world indefinitely probably yes after a few years. Same as ponyville
No. Depending on the gelfing, they're either top precious or too stupid for me to see them as sexual beings. Aughra on the other hand, she can get it
bet the guy who won the auction for that puppet has absolutely ruined it.
I'd frick the muppet. There's a hand in there, right?
I'd frick the girl from Better Call Saul who dressed as the gelfling.
Gelflings have canonically small dicks
Which means you'd probably be too big
>canonically
The puppets don't have genitals, anon.
Oh really, anon?
https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/f0/87/f08780a2a89ce1c14a4bd95600ce04e5
A rule34 link isn't proof, goof.
You are one stupid stupid guy
It's an official Dark Crystal book, numbnuts
I haven't watched this since release but am thinking about watching it with my 2-year old. I know it's a bit scary but the original movie was fine. I can't remember if it goes beyond that though, is there anything inappropriate for a young child?
No, it's great for kids to watch unironically. All Henson stuff us
Jim Henson was knee deep into the occult and there is a reason he targeted children with his media.
Jim Hensons films are all based upon MKUltra theory.
It has mostly been forgotten these days but Jim Henson Co was set to merge with Disney. They were THAT israeli. After Labyrinth, which not coincidently starred Bowie, another prolific occult member and sex icon shown with a bulge in his pants at all time in the film, Henson proved himself useful enough to the cause to be let in and take over for the failing Disney engine.
Unfortunetly for ol' Jim, Don Bluth came around and indirectly sparked the Disney rennaisance and so the Disney israelites killed Jim, no longer needing him to push sexual imagery onto children.
Take your meds unironically
>he didnt pay attention to the lyrics of the end credits
No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection (na na)
No love injection
Life can be easy
It’s not always swell
Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl
‘Cause it hurts like hell
But down in the underground
You’ll find someone true
Down in the underground
A land serene
Daddy, daddy, get me out of here
Ha ha I’m underground
Heard about a place today
Nothing ever hurts again
Daddy, daddy, get me out of here
>2-year old
>NOOOOO MY CHILDREN CANNOT WATCH ANYTHING MILDLY FRIGHTENING EVER
>MILDLY FRIGHTENING
I don't care about "frightening" but I don't want them seeing
>overt sexual references
>explicit violence and gore
Not hugely thrilled about stories where all the characters are morally grey either, it's hard for infants to understand a story without a hero.
It's a puppet show, not a kid's show.
"Kid's show" is a nonsense term. But is it a show that is appropriate for children with parental guidance? That's the real question.
They're gonna be terrified.
No, but I would geld a frickling like you
If it wasn't for Covid-19, the show would have been picked up.
>Of sad words of tongue and pen
>the saddest are these
>it could have been
They could have double-featured this with Wendy & Richard Pini of ElfQuest.
>same plot
>CGI instead of puppetry
Would the normies have cared?
If anything it would've fared worse. The puppets at least stand out from the crowd.
100%, Deet is frickable.
>Would you frick a gelfling?
Only if it's Deet.
Of course I would
Yes (the puppet)
I would die happy, if it was around gelfing poon.
A former gf got super pissed at me because I said I wanted to frick one the muppets.
Ngl, Kira gives me a boner.
I cannot believe that there is a warehouse somewhere full of Age of resistance puppets that will nev er be used.
They shouldn't have spunked their budget on Hollywood actors who added nothing to the production
>They shouldn't have spunked their budget on hollywood actors who added nothing to the production
>Imfrickingplying the voice of the only good Joker was not a perfect pick
shortly before Covid I went to an exhibition for the show at the museum of the moving image in NYC where they had a bunch of the puppets from the show. They were really cool, the vulture people are huge.
Not the ones from the movie but the tv show? Hell yeah
I'm fricking one right now.
Dark crystal's biggest flaw has always been that the good guys look like fricking shit compared to the skeksis
Yep, they look weird and uncanny.
That's what killed the Netflix show
Gelflings only look good in 2D sketches