Would you frick young Martha Stewart?
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Would you frick young Martha Stewart?
Would you frick young Martha Stewart?
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I'd frick old Martha Stewart.
Based
same
Imagine that voice right in your ear while you do the nasty
She looks like one of those weird girls in middle school or high school that would develop an obsession with one particular guy that lasted years, and everybody would cringe at her
Young Martha, old Martha, the only answer is yes.
>sports illustrated
>elderly chef
tf, I mean she’s hotter than the trannies they put there now but this makes no sense
Sports Illustrated bathing suit shoots are basically like how the tire company Michelin does restaurant reviews. It's just something that caught on for some reason and has nothing to do with the actual company.
Back before broadband was common, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and the women's underwear section of the Sears catalog were prime fap material.
first thing i did when i moved out in 2005 was sign up for a victoria's secret catalog. got three before they stopped sending them.
i jerked off hundreds of times to those.
is she a lezbo or what
The guy she loved is probably dead, she never got a chance with, used her, led her on etc.
She is divorced and has one daughter.
Also she briefly dated Anthony Hopkins in the 90s.
Allegedly she is a huge b***h and borderline sociopath irl which is probably why none of her relationships lasted.
>K-mart's Kitchen Korner
How did they get away with that one?
It was a different time. This is what MAGA Chuds want to drag us back to!
Sounds good.
>Kmart
What a fricking blast from the past.
I miss Kmart, something seems soulless about Walmart and Target
it's all soulless but k-mart had a comfy 90s vibe
now immortalized as such
Being a little kid playing in the shopping cart as my mom shopped while that crappy music player, those were the days! I miss Caldor, Bradlee’s, and Ames too which were like mini Kmarts, 90s department stores have a comfyness todays one stop shopping type department stores lack
we still have Kmart in Australia, but apparently it's unrelated to Kmart in America, the same as we have Target but it's also unrelated to American Target
They used to be related.
>Kmart Australia Limited was created out of a joint venture between G.J Coles & Coy Limited (Coles) and the S.S. Kresge Company which was the company that operated Kmart stores in the United States. Kresge owned 51% of the common stock in the company and Coles owned the remaining 49%; together they began to develop Kmart stores in Australia in 1968.
Kmart here in Australia is great. They were floundering but completely revamped their stores and basically became discount Ikea and turned their entire operation around. I love that they have so many 24 hour stores too. You would think the stores would be dead late at night but they're always full of people so it doesn't seem weird you're there getting bowls and towels at 3am.
>"""modeling jobs"""
filling 15yo martha stewart's womb with my cum
You just know old Martha Stewart would suck the absolute life out of you
Why wouldn't I?
Time cops
>Cinemaphile - Television & Film
She’s had multiple tv shows
>So lets make a thread about if you'd bang her
Yes.
I'd frick her today.
Yes
venture bros report in
Used to go there a lot as a kid. Then Kmart took over
I'd take her to dinner and a movie if you catch my drift.