Would you frick your bro if he transformed into your oneitis?

Would you frick your bro if he transformed into your oneitis?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's still gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really
      biologically, if he copied Jean's body perfectly, your brain would see nothing wrong with that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wolverine can tell by smell. For him, it's always gonna be homo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He can copy Jean's sweat glands.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How drunk am I?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if pregnancy locks him into that form.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would the baby be half jean or half that thing or half jean, half that thin and half wolverine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the latter, I dont think Morph can replicate DNA.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, yeah. I don’t really see the downside.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is Morph so weird?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they to make clear how much LGBT is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        E to make S how much L is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Morph wants to shave that Wolverine bussy dense jungle.

        Based

        E to make S how much L is

        Not Based and gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically Roger from American Dad in this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's been a fricking weirdo this whole season

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know, this actually raises some interesting questions about trans stuff. You hear people say "but they're not real women because XYZ", but in Morph's case, he is. He decides to turn into a woman, and he is a woman in every way possible. So like, if people could do that, would the trans thing even be an issue at that point? Not that I expect this board to have a serious discussion about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The trans thing is an issue because incels here are deeply jealous of the ones that try to game the system. Most people here are jealous of women and wish they could be them but they know they can't so they treat being a male as some heroic burden they bear. Then they see trannies refusing to bear that burden and their ass goes BOOM!!! The average 4chud can't stomach the thought of someone being happy by doing something he himself would be too ashamed to ever do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Most people here are jealous of women and wish they could be them
        Uh. No they don't. Do you, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is that people only accept trannies when they're passable, and the most passable trannies tend to be disease ridden sex worker BPDemons because sex work is the only way most of them can afford all the alterations and surgeries.

      I have some bisexual tendencies and could go for an LTR with a Bailey Jay type who was malebrained and down to earth, but most of the trannies I've met IRL and on Grindr had lots of red flags.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he transformed into your oneitis
    Platonically right?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick my bro regardless, shame he stopped being friends with me one day, I'm not even sure why. He stopped responding to text or logging into any accounts, and his household is weird where all the blinds are always shut, nobody answers the door, and nobody answers the phone. I think he might have actually died one day and since his family is weird and refuses outside contact until one of them contacts you first, you'll never know where the frick they went. Maybe my bro never existed and was some government spying program thing, who knows, but it has been 10 years since my best friend just disappeared from my life entirely. I even tried looking up mortuary records, googling his name, but maybe he's going under his original name as he's Chinese, which I wouldn't know cause he only ever went by his English name.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly can't tell if this is a brilliant gag story about you creeping on your friend and scaring him off, or if you really have been creeping on your friend and are completely clueless as to how badly you were doing it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not surpised liberals are never self aware about how creepy they are around others it's why there trying to normalize sexualizing kids.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTFikAP6MXDCJjWzgMIOvpsT1ji-HwO-rLEvNE8e-cfCGh0YHoZluIG5TEsmwFub7MzIDfh0XgvcWL8/pub

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When is Wolverine just going to give up and slip Morph the dick?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming to comfort him with beers when he's sad
    >Sneaking up on him to scrub his back in the showers
    >This shit
    Morph desperately wants Logan to frick them.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it's not gay if your bro it's a blob.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no heckin' cute and valid enby shapeshifter bro who will occasionally transform into your crush or a pornstar or a celebrity and let you act out your wildest fantasies just to be a G

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Lemonfont

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/beaudemayo/status/1790902190997110787?s=46&t=CZiAIPRNeKEW762nNOH_Jg

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why was 90s Morph so fricking edgy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because everything in the 90's was edgy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They gave Morph the most flamboyant voice actor

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i told you guys them homies was weird since ep 1 but no one believed me

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeh.

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