Would you get along with her?

Would you get along with her?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would beat her with my fists

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would beat THE SHIT out of her.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch her sleep

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be interested in talking with her.
    Also i dropped the show at season 3 when things started getting over the top nonsensical.
    Also Daria is a good character, a lot of the times she's in the right, a lot of the times she's wrong. She's not a Mary Sue because that would be Jane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i dropped the show at season 3 when things started getting over the top nonsensical.
      When you read nonsense statements like this you know ChatGPT isn't working accurately.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 5 is decent
      3 and 4 were awful
      1 and 2 are legendary

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ChatGPT making inapplicable statements again

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would beat THE SHIT out of her with my fists while she sleeps.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    first gf was a hmong emo girl who was a cross between daria and jane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she was fat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah. she had a weird nose

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ew, a wierd nose is the fatness of the face

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            shes asian
            they all have flat nose bridges unless they're indonesian or hapa

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think her "quips" would get real old real fast (which now that I think about it, I think it was even addressed in universe). Other than that I would gladly bust a nut so huge in her butthole that she would cum out her mouth.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get along with Jane

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the second she's give me some lip I'd bust it open wide
    it's difficult to b***h and nag and moan, with a broken jaw, isn't it

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sold her drugs and taken her virginity then ghosted her freshman ass when I left for college.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my preferred types in the 90's. Outwardly socially aggressive for no reason except to satisfy the need to be heard, used sarcasm as a defense mechanism. You soon found out they were compensating for something once you got them into bed they were ultra submissive and let you do anything to their holes.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Daria? More like diarrhea.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I actually lifted that from famous neo nazi boyd rice's spoken word poetry album hatesville
    this number in particular

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldnt care less.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a good album anon
        smoke a joint and give it a listen

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too much like Beavis and Butt-Head, so probably not.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she hanged out with B & H though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bojack and Horseman?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bing won't let me generate Daria and Jane as the Columbine shooters 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trenchcoat. holding gun, school

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm getting DOGGED like a white appalachian meth prostitute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          trenchcoat. holding gun, school

          that wouldnt go through?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People think she's antisocial, but she wasn't really. Jane was a her friend, but remember when she got sick and got all the popular kids from school visiting her because they were really worried.

    Brittany and her also get along quite politely for being so different.

    So yes, most of us would be in good terms with her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's largely because Brittany was a ditzy optimist along with Kevin. If Brittanys personality were switched with Sandys Daria would probably not have any friends outside of Jane and maybe that one other goth chick.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure I dated her for a while and now I'm kinda disappointed that I never asked her if she watched Daria.

    I did ask her if she had watched Clerks after she said that she had sucked 37 dicks.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the epitome of girls I met that i could easily have sex with but don't because I'm not a low class charlatan who is a slave to his lower impulses.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked a Persian girl named Daria once

    (I’m Greek btw)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked a lot of hot, rich Iranian girls. First gen, their dads came here in the late 80s and 90s for tech jobs where I grew up and had some bangin' hot daughters.
      Vid unrelated but Persian women are fricking gorgeous

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    same paramount advertiser

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what? Either join the discussion or shut up and the thread will die on its own. The only thing worse than a janny is a homosexual like you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >marketing tourist doesn't understand sage
        many such cases
        good luck with your worthless ispot currency

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone who doesn't agree with me is a marketing tourist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shut up and the thread will die on its own
        >doesnt know what sage is
        kys newbie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to point out that I'm not a Paramount advertiser and the only way to watch true Daria now is through the Daria Restoration Project that is available on Piratebay. There are also subtitles for at least the first two seasons.

      I only advertise online casinos but that's not on weekends.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get along better with Jane. Daria would get on my nerves after awhile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jane would try new things and was the one dragging Daria around, proving that being an antisocial is by choice most of the times. In the first episode she says she chooses being this way. Definitely a more open person than Daria.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brittany is married and has kids and a job.
    Quinn got married, got kids, and divorced. She has a podcast.
    Jane is married although no kids. She became an artist.

    Daria is still single and works as a writer for a late night show.

    This is canon.

    Brittany was the real winner.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't have strong personalities and would conform to any strong male influence in their life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more hot to tame girls like Daria though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        turning daria into a submissive housewife

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would get along with her well enough for her to introduce me to her more attractive friend Jane or her hotter sister Quinn

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be able to comfortably exist in the same room until one of us has an out

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. I'm kinda like that guy she dated able to take shit to a point then fire back.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    get along with her? I dated her. She was honestly snobby unless you were a hot male. She was like all of the cheerleaders she hated, but just smarter. Notice how she melts into goo when Trent is around.

    Seriously, the only difference between smart straight women and dumb straight women is their IQ. Their plumbing and hormones are the same.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daria would crave my... "Companionship".

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’d make it a point not to get along with me.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape correction, simple as.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm basically Trent. She would suck my dick in the back of my "funny smelling" car
    it wasn't funny when it happened

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of his shows are parody/social commentary though. Beavis and Butthead is what he thinks of the MTV generation, King of the Hills is what he thinks of rednecks. And Darla is what he thinks of feminists. Well, 90s feminists. So, I don't know to what degree you're supposed to agree with her though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Judge didn't write a single thing for Daria (and did not come up with the OG version on B&B, that was a staff writer he hired) and had absolutely no involvement besides approving the character's use in a different show. Try again ChatGPT.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He created the character Daria. I didn't realize he wasn't involved the her spinoff show though.
        >Although Judge allowed the character to star in a spin-off, he had no involvement in the production of Daria himself,

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't. I know far more about Mike Judge's career than you. Your zero shame in confidently making sweeping statements on his career and then frick up a basic understanding of whether he made an entire show or not and then continue to make more authoritative statements is Lynchian.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, but why is it phrased as 'he allowed the character to be used in a spinoff' if he had no involvment in the original chacter? He just owned the rights to the character because she was a Beavis and Butthead character, but she was created without any involvment from him in that show?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daria the character is quite literally outspokenly antifeminist from the start probably because in those times you still had to have some common sense to write for tv.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have not watched Daria why are you wasting your time talking about something you have no experience with.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did at the time back in the 90s. I haven't gone back and watched it since, and didn't realize he wasn't inolved in writing her spinoff show.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of her friends pissed me way off than her. kind of surprising, just judging by her face and expression i thought daria would be the intolerable one. but she's ok, even when she's wrong

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I'd get along with Jane, if you know what I'm saying 😉

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i probably would've wanted to frick her but she had a thing for jane's older drug addict rocker boyfriend so she probably wasn't going to let me smash. she also seems like she doesn't want to frick in general, so i don't see how she could keep my attention

    she was the typical shy, introverted person who thinks negativity about everyone, peering down an ivory tower of her neoursis but completely incapable of taking a realistic look at herself, someone she would also judge hardly. unaware glass cannon of sorts, doesn't have many friends and troubled to keep any she has because her overly judgmental act is so tiring. my least favorite type of person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we did it bros, we found the guy who's "fun at parties"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'D LIKE TO TITFRICK HER ASS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peering down an ivory tower of her neoursis
      Don't forget her middle class upbringing where she literally has to do nothing to maintain her lifestyle.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >middle class
        i'd consider her family to be more than middle class. they obviously lived in a very well to do neighborhood, both had very high status careers, and drove expensive cars.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. There's obviously much to be said and always will be much to be said about wealthy parents failing to provide their children with direction (Steve-O from Jackass, Bam Margera, etc.) and the consequences of that, but as a 29 year old dude I can't really take Daria seriously. Not the show, the show's fine, but the character. She's kind of a c**t that needs guidance or a good boyfriend.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's crafted her aloof personality and does the dry humor and harshly judgemental act as a defense mechanism

            It was actually slightly arousing when she was just sitting there on stream and flossing her teeth
            It's kind of weird looking back at that time period and knowing that streaming was a thing, but streaming didn't really take off until this last decade

            it was called WEBCAMS and it was huge, you fricking moronIC zoomers

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember chatroullete and omegle and whatnot (porn cams) but the way it's so streamlined and organized now is different

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, a character you can understand by also not necessarily like is a valid form of writing, millennial. Unlike the Tenants of Whedomism which purports that every character must be intensely likable to the audience at all times and every decision covertly or overtly justified there are alternative means of telling a person's story.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, a character you can understand by also not necessarily like is a valid form of writing
              I didn't say otherwise.
              >Unlike the Tenants of Whedomism which purports that every character must be intensely likable to the audience at all times and every decision covertly or overtly justified there are alternative means of telling a person's story.
              I have no idea what you're talking about.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm on Cinemaphile
                >i don't know what joss whedon's writing style is like and i haven't noticed its abhorrent influence on mainstream writing of the last nearly 20 years
                Got it bro. So sick, you are *SO* above it all.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Got it bro. So sick, you are *SO* above it all.
                he's almost like Daria

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're being needlessly hostile to somebody who hasn't said anything bad about you man. Take care of yourself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're being patronizing to him with fake concern to try to score an ego-win for yourself with condescension

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're being patronizing to him with fake concern to try to score an ego-win for yourself with condescension

                Passive-aggressive, bourgeois feminine energy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >about wealthy parents failing to provide their children with direction (Steve-O from Jackass, Bam Margera, etc.)

            bam wasn't rich, that shitty little house vito lived in during viva la bam was the house he grew up in. his dad made cakes at a local ACME supermarket and april was like a receptionist, the total combined income was probably like 90k in today's dollars

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Receptionists make like 30k maximum and supermarket bakers make less than 30k. I dont think you've ever participated in the labor market NEET.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Receptionists make like 30k maximum and supermarket bakers make less than 30k. I dont think you've ever participated in the labor market NEET.

                >$60,000 in 2000 is worth $107,243.55 today
                https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/2000?amount=60000

                supermarket bakers weren't making 30k back then either lmao, that was totally a 9 to 10 dollars and hour job with no overtime

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIARRHEA CHA-CHA-CHA

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show predicted streamers!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually slightly arousing when she was just sitting there on stream and flossing her teeth
      It's kind of weird looking back at that time period and knowing that streaming was a thing, but streaming didn't really take off until this last decade

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jane didn't want to motorboat those fellow arthoe breasts
        what a homo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jane didn't want to hook up with that babe
        fricking gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, girls had webcams and love attention so they would even webcam while doing nothing. If they liked you they would send you a link for a private show and flirt and show their breasts/jerk off.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    even at 14 i knew she was an insufferable c**t who felt smug and superior for no reason.
    she's like if twitter had human form
    wanted to like it, beavis and butthead is awesome

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Daria.

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