Would you go on a game show knowing that this is your last name?

Would you go on a game show knowing that this is your last name?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone at Ellis Island had a sense of humor

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was nothing back then. People had some self control. Now every idiot records the shit out of you and shares it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t they tell people to not use their phones while watching a show?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he can it take it on the chin.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pronounced Fah-Go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the host pronounce it as homosexual then?

      >One chance at life
      >Mom and Pop call me Virgil
      >Theyre not even well read
      FRICK YOU TWO I WANTED A NORMAL NAME

      Sorry man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was a slur only grand wizards knew at the time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did the host pronounce it as homosexual then?
        Probably a chud

        >One chance at life
        >Mom and Pop call me Virgil
        >Theyre not even well read
        FRICK YOU TWO I WANTED A NORMAL NAME

        LOL UR A VIRGIN

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          99% of people before 2000 were Chuds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I call gays.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you get away with it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, people just think I'm moronic. Fricking idiots lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and they don’t think about sending you to a mental hospital?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Couldn't tell you since I don't think like a fa-goh.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One chance at life
    >Mom and Pop call me Virgil
    >Theyre not even well read
    FRICK YOU TWO I WANTED A NORMAL NAME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go by Virgin for short

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a pretty based name. Could have been worse. A lot worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro virgil will get some autistic girl hot and bothered. Own that shit mang

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably wanted to name you after the astronaut. Virgil is a cool name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's not Gaylord. If you want a good laugh google search for "naming son gaylord" and you'll see tons of men having falling outs with their wifes because they want to ruin their son's life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virgil Abloh did aight

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >26
    >never married
    Boomers screamed and shat their pants at this
    and then 90% of them got divorced anyway

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why that man look 42

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >26
      the dude looks like he is 40

      Cigarettes and margarine will do that to ya.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >26
    the dude looks like he is 40

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. homosexual, I can bring a lot to homosexual & homosexual. I'm a go-getter, homosexual material all the way
    >winks
    >So, am I your man, Mr. homosexual?

    >The name is gayot (Fa-Go)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Couldn't tell you since I don't think like a fa-goh.

      Understandable

  10. 11 months ago
    sadamandler

    no, kill myself before i win money

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pronounced "Fah-goh", the accent on the second syllable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come he didn’t say anything about it then?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fah-goh residence, the master of the house speaking.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who's Dr. gayo?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my high school there was a ghetto black kid named Deshawn Gay and in the yearbook he was listed as Gay Deshawn and me and my friends in the early 00s could not stop laughing our asses off. It was like the best joke in the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he still alive?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a stupid name Roofus. I've been called
    >Roofie
    >Rough ass
    >Fussy
    >Pussus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an awesome name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that a dog's name

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because that dude looks like he played varsity football so he could certainly get the word out that his wiener is varsity and ready to play.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Had a teacher in HS with the last name "Bonar"
    >We somehow didn't make fun of it that much
    We made fun of a kid for his last name sounding similar to "queer" but the teacher with errection as a surname managed to avoid mockery.

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