I wouldn't split hairs. The bottom line is that Hawaii is the place to be if you've got terminal cancer and want to enter yourself into legend as a mythical rape demon.
It should be a sensible investment choice to go through a butt fat injection surgery, if you're a woman and you don't have enough of a bump in your rump. You do live in a world of men
Nani was always portrayed as a capable hard-working woman, you wouldn't have to pay all her bills because you'd have a double income with her. That being said I'd absolutely frick the everloving shit out of her until my balls were completely empty and help raise Lilo. Nani's hot as frick and Lilo's a cool kid so it's a win-win situation.
I would jave paid my bills and she could live in my house and vicariously experience a life of paid bills in exchange for cooking, cleaning, and having sex exclusively with me.
I'd pay her bills and then some. With me in her life, Lilo would get the therapy and counseling she needs, leaving Nani plenty of free time to surf to her heart's content and to get her recommended daily dose of dick. Everybody wins.
It's genuinely one of the best Disney movies with a touching story and incredibly strong characters. You'd think the alien thing would distract from that but it doesn't and they actually make it play into the themes of the movie extremely well. Also Nani's easily one of the top 5 hottest Disney girls.
The early 00's was the last chance for anyone to actually own a home on the Big Island. These days it's a perfect example of Neo Feudalism in terms of land ownership.
Haven't seen the movie in a while but wasn't their house like far away from everything kinda? Probably a little bit cheaper mortgage that she had to maintain after their parents died somehow. But she probably spent like 80-90% of her monthly maintaining it
It was 20 years ago. Though presumably it was their parent's house who'd pretty recently died. Who knows what their financial situation was or if their mortgage was paid off.
Also it's a movie, tv shows have it so broke losers living paycheck to paycheck are able to live in massive New York apartments and at best pay lipservice to rent.
Also they weren't on the Big Island, Lilo points out there are no big cities or anything on her Island. They were on Kau'i
>anymore >now
Why are you applying modern standards to a movie set over 20 years ago where their parents almost certainly got that house sometime in the mid 80s to mid 90s
It's sort of just an average 2000s-era cartoon, kind of fun but not anything to write home about. Some episodes are better than others. Might be most notable for those weird crossover episodes.
Nani seemed like a really sweet girl but also wasn't a pushover. 10/10 wife. Would give lilo tons of nephews and nieces
It'd be fricking weird if Lilo could call herself and aunt.
I’d rather pay her bills instead
I'd fill them both with babies and then frick off back to where I came from
small rejected peen energy
I wouldn't split hairs. The bottom line is that Hawaii is the place to be if you've got terminal cancer and want to enter yourself into legend as a mythical rape demon.
You mean like mah boi, Kuromaru?
i see you're man of culture as well.
It should be a sensible investment choice to go through a butt fat injection surgery, if you're a woman and you don't have enough of a bump in your rump. You do live in a world of men
>half measure
Coward.
I want her to be the mother of my children
These days she'd be sticking objects up her holes on OnlyFans.
Nani was always portrayed as a capable hard-working woman, you wouldn't have to pay all her bills because you'd have a double income with her. That being said I'd absolutely frick the everloving shit out of her until my balls were completely empty and help raise Lilo. Nani's hot as frick and Lilo's a cool kid so it's a win-win situation.
Turn that bungaloo into a daycare with all the kids she would have.
Threesome with her and the lifeguard
Yes.
Nani is out of my league. She's so lovely and I would only ruin her.
The frick is wrong with you?
I would jave paid my bills and she could live in my house and vicariously experience a life of paid bills in exchange for cooking, cleaning, and having sex exclusively with me.
The plot of a sequel: the fat ugly bastard pays all her bills and expect her to pay with marriage
I don't really have anything against liking younger girls, but Lilo looks like a fat toddler. What's the appeal?
Nani is a cartoon character. Some people are into toons. Mostly virgins.
Brat etc etc
The second most unrealistic thing about the film.
The first being the existence of a Polynesian family with only two kids.
this isn't anywhere near as bad as the other thing. if you know, you know
The edit?
>The edit?
the intro edit yea. pure autism at work
i think he's talking about the high quality sex doll, shit looks like it was officially licensed by disney
Darn it I always lose the post
It was just some dude saying he would only help Nani is she'd let him frick Lilo.
I'd pay her bills and then some. With me in her life, Lilo would get the therapy and counseling she needs, leaving Nani plenty of free time to surf to her heart's content and to get her recommended daily dose of dick. Everybody wins.
never watched this movie or even read a summary should I watch it?
It's genuinely one of the best Disney movies with a touching story and incredibly strong characters. You'd think the alien thing would distract from that but it doesn't and they actually make it play into the themes of the movie extremely well. Also Nani's easily one of the top 5 hottest Disney girls.
It's my favorite Disney movie. You should definitely watch it.
It's lovely
How the frick was she able to afford suck a nice place on the big island?
Last I heard no one can really afford to own a place there anymore and all the private property/actual homes have been converted to AirBnb's.
It's all just rentals now.
it was unironically a different time
It was their parents. If you look again it basically looks half derelict
The early 00's was the last chance for anyone to actually own a home on the Big Island. These days it's a perfect example of Neo Feudalism in terms of land ownership.
Haven't seen the movie in a while but wasn't their house like far away from everything kinda? Probably a little bit cheaper mortgage that she had to maintain after their parents died somehow. But she probably spent like 80-90% of her monthly maintaining it
>anymore
You put the keyword in your own post, 23 years ago home prices were only just starting to crest over their historical mean relative to wages.
It was 20 years ago. Though presumably it was their parent's house who'd pretty recently died. Who knows what their financial situation was or if their mortgage was paid off.
Also it's a movie, tv shows have it so broke losers living paycheck to paycheck are able to live in massive New York apartments and at best pay lipservice to rent.
Also they weren't on the Big Island, Lilo points out there are no big cities or anything on her Island. They were on Kau'i
>anymore
>now
Why are you applying modern standards to a movie set over 20 years ago where their parents almost certainly got that house sometime in the mid 80s to mid 90s
Me neither.
that butt looks perfect for slamming into my pelvis
already live in hawaii so yeah
I would have if she paid me back with that ass of hers.
Is it worth revisiting? All I remember are the crossovers and the sandwich stacking game.
It's just one movie, Satan.
It's sort of just an average 2000s-era cartoon, kind of fun but not anything to write home about. Some episodes are better than others. Might be most notable for those weird crossover episodes.
Need Nani feet…