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I would have licked her soles instead. And then coom on her feet
I could get my dick sucked for half that price
Too expensive
I don't even like blowjobs that much and $1000? Frick off. I'd offer her $200 to stick my dick in her pussy bareback and wait for her counter offer.
I would have haggled her down so that Brandt could at least watch for free.
Sure, I could use $1000.
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what did he mean by this?
Great job anon.
Genuinely how do you frick this up this badly?
microsoft changed the way screencaps work in a recent update when you press "Print"
it uses the shitty snipping tool and if you load that screencap into paint and save it (like you did with print previously) you have to crop the whole screen because it also saves the white canvas behind the actual screencap for some godforsaken reason
but you can revert the change of using snipping tool by pressing print in the windows options at least
out FRICKIN standing
Hi mark
the absolute state of zoomers
zoomers don't use pcs
lel
That's what I always thought that line meant. She hated her sugar daddy and wanted to destroy him in the most humiliating way possible. Paying a bum to let her suck his dick is atrocious.
im pretty sure you could get a better looking prostitute for a better price than that in a big city in the 90s
no
You know this guy is the one skilled at deep thoat
For a $1000 I would expect a LOT more than just a blowjob.
ya but it's a Bunny blowjob
10 minutes bareback, finish with a bj and I film it. Also not adjusting for inflation.
yeah, would just need to find an ATM.
If I were Mansa Musa of Mali I wouldn't pay a b***h a THOUSAND dollars for a blowie. b***h has too much of an ego plus we shouldn't put a price tag on freedom like that.
A blowjob must come from spontaneous love.
For sucking wiener.
Insanely overpriced, especially in the 1980s or whenever this gen x overrated meme movie came out
That’s okay, but would like you like to come to church with me and learn about freedom from your pain?
Is this the fate of every rich old ugly or fat guy with a trophy wife?
He must know deep down she is just there for the cash.
Do you look the other way and let her bounce on poorgay chads dick to get her to stick around as long as she puts out for you too? Or do you try to become extra controlling p, just pushing her father away?
I regularly jerk off to this image. I enjoy juxtaposing it with images/videos of femboys and feminine young men (not including Shinji, he's a loser). I prefer imagining anal sex with Rei since she is best girl and is already quietly presenting her ass anyway, while ordering Asuka to sixty-nine with her sister as I frick her, thus giving her the musky humiliation of my poopdick in her sister's ass as the two girls complete each other's ports. Naturally, they comply. Such is Asuka's reward for her little shit test.
On other days, when I feel like it, I make use of the boys.
All this autism could be avoided if you morons realized what Asuka has in her mouth is an éclair.
But the eclair doesn’t have whipped cream on it
Therefore she must only be referring to the donut on Rei's ass.
Not at all. Asuka having a certain pastry in her mouth (which I actually dislike) has little to do with my preference for Rei. If anything, Asuka's annoying shit test with the pastries only increases my preference for the girl with her ass up, ready to go, watching godzilla like a good girl. Asuka serves here as a distraction from the main event, and at best she can be a helping piece if she's sweet and doesn't cause problems.
Are you stupid? A blowjob costs like 50 euros from a clean high class escort
uh im just gonna go find a cash machine
I would cum inside her for free. Dark triad, b***hes. Any girl with even the slightest damage or mental weakness is instantly frickable for dark triad bastards like me.
What a horrendous composition of body parts.
in 2023 the Dude would offer to suck her toes for $1k instead
a thousand fricking dollars? maybe if it were full on sex and for a hundred and an hour to do whatever
obviously that doesn't happen so
The Dude said.
>Uhhhh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
That's an ATM, children
They should have stated ATM
Cohen Bros. missed an obvious joke here
Bunny should have ended with:
>ATM? Well, that'll be $2000, then.