Would you help humanity if you had superpowers?

Would you help humanity if you had superpowers?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because despite having these powers, you'd never know when something bad is about to happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about things like ongoing wars? Or when that cargo ship got stuck for days in the Suez canal?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    anonymous

    well yeah duh i dont wanna be another lame homosexual 'evil' superman thats not cool anymore

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I would try atleast. but I would probably frick it up, doing some political and economical damage due to world being a complex system, not a black and white simple mechanism.
    Also, all that absolute power corrupts is MOM I'M DAMAGED tier cringeposting.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subtly and occasionally so as not to create dependencies or responsibilities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Like, I'd probably desalinize a bunch of water and relocate it to places. I'd do a bunch of seed distribution and kill all the politicians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie, the Hyperclan were evil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd eliminate all modern technology outside of Europe; just wreck all the major power stations.
        it's the only way to save the world.
        I'd also salt the earth wherever you plant seeds because I know it would be third world shitholes that exist only to reproduce like bacteria and leech.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Like, I'd probably desalinize a bunch of water and relocate it to places. I'd do a bunch of seed distribution and kill all the politicians.

      There is a Superman comic where he tries to help humanity by doing stuff like that and it doesn't go that well for him

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rape fem*ales and elevate males

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope, salvation comes from within.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'd help them by crushing all political power into a single God king that make all decisions and those who dont like it simply die I'd be an all powerful count Vlad

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best way Superman could ‘help’ humanity would be to start a eugenics program by which millions of human women could give birth to his superhuman babies, but that would destroy the superhero conceit of an endless power fantasy where one being’s power and abilities eclipse all ordinary people in society he inhabits without substantially altering it in any way.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm writing a novel about a random guy getting superpowers and I theorize that if you decided to help out in such a situation, governments (especially ameriisraelite) would start taking advantage of you obviously and even blackmail and threaten your family and friends to keep you from going ballistic. A do gooder homosexual hero would be an insufferable leftist preachy homosexual nowadays or he'd be literal hitler, not much in between

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then whats to stop me from vaporizing everyone who blackmails me.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could i use my powers to cure cancer?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but I'd ONLY help people I like.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had Superman's powers I would use them to learn the truth about history, religion, secret societies, occult shit... Basically everything that the top elites know about reality. Then I would either kill everyone who isn't white or just fly through the planet from one end to the other to destroy everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zased

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a chance.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I was fast enough to help every single person without fail. Otherwise the guilt is just too much. You have to engage in the trolley dilemma every hour.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is working at your maximum limit not enough? You could still alleviate a tremendous amount of suffering by just tackling the bigger problems that couldn't be solved without your powers like geopolitical conflicts like Israel-Gaza and help weed out corruption in governments and the political sphere in general. You could force the rich into redistributing their wealth which you know they would otherwise never agree to. You could force society to actually divert focus and funds towards issues it couldn't be bothered to address otherwise like the homeless. You could do a LOT of good (that would be pretty much impossible without your powers) even if you might not be able to save every single soul.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indeed, helping them finish off gaza as quickly as possible, while also steamrolling the ukrainian puppet government would be the sensible thing to do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had just the opposite in mind actually. I was aiming for acting like regular Superman you see, the one with morals and stuff. Unlike Homelander.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            morals would be saving the world instead of making it worse.
            the population of africa has been doubling every 20 years for the last century and will continue to do so for the next at least 80 years as projected by the UN.
            not sure why you would want even more living there while you irrigate the whole continent and plant seeds.
            you must have fallen for the "starving" meme. people who are starving don't go to 10x their population in a single century, that's a planet-killing locust swarm.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >let me help the israelite while also harming the israelites
          Damn, too busy trying to be edgy instead of trying to make sense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can only focus on israelites
            think about the bigger picture

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bigger picture
              Like even if you had powers, Israel has nukes pointed at all major civilizations and would nuke everything the moment you harm the hair on an immigrant black bipoc's head?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a mid-wing conspiracy fact.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even much of a secret, look up the samson option

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd slowly drive the world insane doing stuff I find funny at the moment like changing historical monuments from their places, destroying mountains, leaking nude photos of world leaders, etc. No mass genocide or anything just random shenanigans I come up with.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if random people were given supermans powers, and how would they manage their daily lives knowing everybody depended on them for help. would they finally understand what superman is going through?

    youre stealing my shitpost, you homosexual frick

    t RAD

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the power
    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pestilence_Manipulation
      I'd help humanity alright.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Segmented_Wings
      yup, it's over

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how powerful. If I was Superman and no one else had powers then yeah I'd help. I'd kill lots of bad people who would normally be untouchable.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Secretly. Id basically Clark Kent it with fewer morals.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had fantasies where I take over at least parts of the world and then offer the local women to line up to try and be the one who gets my seed. You'll regret ghosting me then, stupid b***hes

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At best I'd be a mixed blessing.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of The Boys is 2edgy4me but I'd be lying if this wasn't literally me right here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't understand their logic why he couldn't hold up the plane. By that scene's logic he shouldn't be able to hold up stormfront while he's fricking her in the air but I guess maybe he's not strong enough to carry a plane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Planes are all aluminum foil except for a very intentionally designed frame made to support it only when all three tires hit a runway

        A Boeing 747 weighs 200 tons which sounds like a lot except, say, a ship of the same dimensions would weigh 3,000 tons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't understand their logic why he couldn't hold up the plane. By that scene's logic he shouldn't be able to hold up stormfront while he's fricking her in the air but I guess maybe he's not strong enough to carry a plane

          It'll be like trying to lift 400 pounds using an aluminum foil wrap shell. You'll burst right through it!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but the excuse in the show was that he had nothing to support himself on or something. I don't remember the whole scene but I remember it didn't make much sense and they abandoned the "reddit science realism" parts of the show like that pretty quickly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have his patience. You talk even the remotest bit of shit to super-me and I'm eye lazering your face off. One thing I would do though is just fly around for fun, just doing loops and rolls and shit, would be so much fun. Dunno why flight is always shown as just "efficient transport" and no super heroes have fun with it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        patience comes from power, you'd know if you had any.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it really doesn't. You can be an old cripple in a wheelchair and still be patient.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say it couldn't come from elsewhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “Get out there and lift it”
      >Lift it HOW? It’s frickin’ air
      they have a couple good keks in that first season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still doesn't make sense though. if he can generate the force to fly through buildings or travel at the speed of sound himself, he has the power to level out the plane to gift it natural lift.
        as for the "he'd rip right through it" plebbitors, for reason they are so permanently stunted by wild sensationalism that they can't think outside of intense extremes - and are incapable of realising that gradually increased pressure does not cause things to explode instantly. he could just hold onto the front landing gear or spread his body out along a section of the front and gently ascend in stages.
        the plane would stabilise.
        if he wanted to reduce weight and hazard, he could laser the engines off and poke a hole in the fuel so there's no fire risk.
        it was just a meme scene that plebbitors blindly took as fact without the slightest bit of thought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nihilistic horseshit made by dumbshit millenial troons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's time to go back.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would only help White people. My actions may also be interperated as villianous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best post in thread and deserves dubbelz

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes but I'd also kill billions

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would just focus on making my small nation a heaven on earth, forbidding most foreigners to enter
    ignore the rest of the world, except if it interferes with our little heaven

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity never helped me. Why should I show it mercy when it gave me none? If I had the power, they would regret what they did to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a logical way to think about it. And regardless of whether the others in the thread will admit it who are talking about not trying to help anyone and just wreak havoc and serve their own interests, they're driven by the same logic. But just because something is logical doesn't mean its good or that you should do it. There's children out there who are just like you were once. Where you expected to be treated like you mattered but you weren't. If you adopt this mindset of tit for tat for humanity, you become the same person to those children that others were to you when you were also innocent like them. Thus perpetuating the never-ending cycle. This would be even something that needs to be said if society weren't so hell bent on forcing people to 'move on' and stop taking their traumas seriously. As this line of reasoning would occur naturally if the person sees what happened to them as being wrong and unacceptable rather than just 'meh' or 'whatever'. If something is objectively wrong, then you'll take steps to prevent it from happening to others as well. Whereas if you're told that its a 'you' problem, then the person is going to inevitably resort to thinking in terms of me, me, me and frick everyone else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will all pay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id get rid of like 70% of violent crime if you know what I mean, but beyond that I think society would heal itself and there'd be no need for me to use my powers for anything other than misogyny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you mean, if you know what I mean

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love All Star Superman and DC keeps using the artwork for their new Gunn led DCU and I know they aren't going to even try to be as comfy as that story is.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only help in situations I could fully understand and situation where the help needed is immediate and obvious. For instance a train fire or like a murder in progress or terror attack.
    Unless part of my powers are drastically increased intelligence or mind powers I guess but if it's my current level of ignorance but with Supermans powers I have no doubt getting involved in more complicated affairs would only cause bad shit.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play Dr Manhatten and unite the world against me.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My assumption is that if I have superpowers, then someone else probably has them too. Thinking this, I wouldn't want to announce such a power in case someone comes and tries to highlander me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      already on my way

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you help humanity if you had superpowers?
    Actively trying to better society and help them? Probably not. I would probably be like Goku. Just enjoying life to the fullest with my powers. Still, I would help my family and loved ones.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would help humanity by pushing the entire planet into the sun then stabbing myself in the heart with kryptonite

    This place is a miserable shithole with no joy and cruel people

    Euthanizing it would be a blessing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just starve all the problems to death and the world will improve overnight

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd probably be like Hanwiener at the beginning of the movie.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had Superman's powers I'd slice down the Washington Monument with my laser eyes and make sure it didn't fall on anyone. Seems satisfying

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go help out with major natural disasters, basically superhuman power to counteract superhuman events.
    But otherwise I'd provide energy. I don't really know if Supes' heat vision has a limit but he's basically running on solar power and can transfer that power efficiently. I think most of the worlds human scale problems can be solved by a clean source of energy.
    If not that then the whole flying fast to create water funnels and just go around putting water up hydro electric lakes.
    If not that then the giant concrete block towers that lower on pulleys and dynamo's to store energy. Except I put the blocks up.

    I'd prefer a way that allows me to have breaks, but putting a days work solving humanity's energy needs would be good.

    Probably just fly around in my spare time since flying is fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to provide energy then you should help push for fission power and research fusion

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with superman powers i would focus on boosting space colonization
    help build a space elevator, bring things to the moon, etc.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itd probably be kinda hard to find crimes if im just flying around. i guess thats what the super hearing is for. yea. id fix up all the black towns with all the crime and everything. try and melt every gun over there in a week.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I helped humanity without super powers. It wasn't worth it.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would but in a benevolent dictator sort of way where I shape the world for the better even when the people in charge try to resist. Once my vision is complete and people see that it is in fact now better, I will leave humanity to their own devices and disappear.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would be a good goy that leaves all the pedo elites alone, I'd go after plebs only.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, by purging specific ethnic groups.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd definitely not help certain countries and populations.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to improve humanity with superpowers is to kill all billionaires and people making shit bad for the masses

    We could be living like star trek today if it wasn't for corporate greed

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thing about superman is that he was raised with good parents and nice people so he will help humans

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like ozymandius. Just run it from the shadows and try to have people remain peaceful on their own volition

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, because humanity will inevitably exploit and destroy me over it. Better to keep acting like a powerless normie and maybe at best enjoy a small binge in secrecy.

    Basically, Alex Mack had the right idea. Look at how fast everything went to pieces once somebody squealed on her in the last episode, and now due to the chemicals that gave her powers leaking into the sewers, her town is no doubt going to be filled with more superpowered mutates like her but with zero restraint.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re-create the world in my image

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