Would you hitch up with Brak's mom Marsha, even if it meant you had to raise Brak as your son?

Would you hitch up with Brak's mom Marsha, even if it meant you had to raise Brak as your son?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he doesn’t seem that bad a bit annoying but I lived around literal morons before so it’s nothing new.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even if it meant you had to raise Brak as your son?
    That's not the downside. The downside is doing my man Dad like that, I could never

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brak is pretty cool, only a tiny bit stupid.(Though he seems to be around average considering the rest of the society they live in), fricking the mom is certainly worth it
      but I agree with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPIBP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well I dunno but I've been told
        alien pussy is mighty cold

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    being in a wholesome nuclear family, and zorak is there, too! What's not to love.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats zorak doing there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he puts up with and pretends to be friends with brak for the chance of banging his mom (and hurting others), so he does this like being in his musical despite his mom not showing any interest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frick is going on with her apron, that is not a digital animation artifact..

          https://i.imgur.com/8uUm1SF.jpg

          Would you hitch up with Brak's mom Marsha, even if it meant you had to raise Brak as your son?

          wait a minute.. which voice? because that makes a huge difference.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be Brak's dad if it meant I had to have Brak's mom as a wife. Not saying she's bad, just that Brak is not in any way a deal breaker.

  5. 9 months ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    Despite my taste in women i'd be more interested in raising brak than plowing his mom, she's not unattractive just not one i'm interested in.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAD to? Brak is the best son -ever-
    the only issue is he's always hanging out with that Zorak kid.
    god.. damn. Still missing Clay. This is not going to go away is it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having Brak as a son is a positive thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a hell of a guy
      have you seen andy's youtube? He likes to just play us silly ukulele songs

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I'd like to live in a society that uses grandma prison as punishment

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I ever need mouth-width staples taken out, i'm calling Brak

      also Brak for president Brak for president Brak for president Brak for president

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even if it meant you had to raise Brak as your son?
    You mean I get to raise Brak as my own son? Forget Marsha, I'm in!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how genuinely pleased Brak would be to know all of Cinemaphile thinks he's a good boy and would like to be his dad. I think he'd be in tears.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He seemed like a very nice boy in the show, would just have to keep him away from Zorak and you'd have an easy life.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never do that to Dad. I'd go to hell and back for that man.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thought of having Brak as a son made me tear up.

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