Would you keep Cujo as a pet Cinemaphile?
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Would you keep Cujo as a pet?
Would you keep Cujo as a pet Cinemaphile?
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Can't believe St. Bernard-washed the character of Cujo. Should have cast an actual Pitbull to play him. Racists.
Apparently, the dog that played Cujo was the sweetest dog on the planet, which made all the serial killer scenes with him insanely difficult.
Because the doggo just wanted pets and cuddles.
Sure, Cujo was a good boy before he got Rabies. After Rabies however, he has to be put down
Remember to vaccine yourself and your pets.
It was a St.Bernad in the book as well
It wouldn't make sense. Cujo was a sweet tempered dog (as Saint Bernard are wont to be) driven mad by rabies so people didn't expect him to attack them. No one in their right mind would be surprised by a pitbull going on a killing spree.
I'm not a white woman so probably not
Was there anything supernatural going on with this god or not? i know you lurk here stephen king
Nope just a fricking moron (even for a woman) and a dog with rabies.
why does it always get mentioned in other king books alongside other incidents, like pangborn reminiscing about all the crazy shit that's happened and then, oh yeah some lady and her kid were attacked by a rabid dog
Because King is a fricking hack and loved the idea that all of his books are connected.
Of all the things you could call King a hack for, having his own established universe/multiverse long before it was fashionable isn't one of them.
Yes it fricking is, it’s lazy and bad writing. The motherfricker took it so far he put himself into the Dark Tower story. His books were more enjoyable when he was high as frick.
Not him but there's literally nothing wrong with a shared universe
the dark tower books were gay and him making fun of the geeks that liked them is based
Cujo even appears as a ghost. That fricking mutt was just Randall Flagg-levels of evil.
Needful things hints cujo was possessed by the soul of the dead serial killer from the dead zone
holy shit rabies can do that?
Frick, that is so gay. King is such a hack.
He is a hack but that guy was just making shit up, the dog just had rabies and then the woman saved the kid from dying of heat exhaustion by using CPR somehow.
I wasn't making up shit! Like I said its hinted in Needful things
King likes to re add supernatural shit to his non-supernatural novels all time. Hell, one of the dark tower books has cujo's ghost in it
What did Cujo's ghost do in the Dark Tower books?
I'm also curious about this, I could never get into the DT series.
>and then the woman saved the kid from dying of heat exhaustion by using CPR somehow.
Not in the book
>and then the woman saved the kid from dying of heat exhaustion by using CPR somehow
That part was changed in the adaptation, the kid is dead in the original story.
He'll write a 10/10 story and turn it into 4/10 shlock by adding in supernatural shit that doesn't belong because he's on too much coke to stop himself.
No, judt large dog with rabies mauling people. No more supernatural than everyday life in Africa
this bat flew into the lobby of the office building i work at. there was no janny to clean up the bat, so it fell to the next wagie: me, the security guard.
it was frightening, but mr noseberg wouldn't have been too happy about a potentially rabid bat flying around biting the rich investment bankers who'll come into the building in the morning. i had to do something about it.
the bat was jumping up and down about 4 feet into the air in an attempt to fly. i ended up smacking it with a snow shovel, killing it.
goddamn i risked rabies for $11/hr.
You probably should have got a prophylactic rabies shot anyway. Prion diseases don’t frick around.
Good thing rabies isnt a prion
It still doesn't frick around, they could test that bat corpse though
Yeah but still tho.
Why aren't you vaccinated against rabies you wienersucker?
You wagies go in hazardous situations like it's nothing and then go "guess i'll die" when you get bitten by a meth head or pricked by a junkie's needle.
> Muh vaxx
Don't mix old ass vaxx and your favorite covid polemic
For whatever reason people don't get rabies shots unless they've been exposed.
Not sure why dogs and cats can get a 3yr vaccine but humans don't.
I love st Bernard’s best dogs
I’d be hard pressed to imagine a less vicious dog than a goddamn St Bernard. They might be the laziest dogs known to man.
Yeah, but they're massive and strong. So if you get one that has turned uber-agressive, you are sooooo fricked. You aren't wrestling a St. Bernard, or subduing one if it jumps you. You are just going to get fricked up or die.
If we’re getting technical about it dogs big fur covered dogs need lots of water to function and rabies causes hydrophobia, big dogs with full blown rabies don’t last long. Certainly not days.
>Movie is not realistic
Shocked
Hey shitbird the comment I’m responding to went there first.
frick you, Black person. go suck your father off some more.
I can totally wrestle a st Bernard.
t. white woman
hecking chonker
There's already plenty of idiots who own a cujo
I know "you have to ask for money in case michael vick's looking for a new bait dog," but goddamn. I'm sure that dog just ended up in the pound.
>$200 for that corpse
Jesus, I adopted my lab from the pound for 10 dollars 8 years ago. People are moronic.
Truly the dog of peace
The government needs to ban these fricking things staffys included, im fricking sick of it.
Hang on, staffy's are fine they just look like pits. They are lazy as frick and have a decent temperament.
they're just as dangerous when they snap and lockjaw onto things and don't let go, I have seen it happen myself with completely placid dogs we lived next door to for 10+ years
>vax status
> dog bites man
> ahhhhhhh im going insane!!!!
I am a rabed beast every day
My uncle find rabed when trans come
Every time!
Neat and sweet, anon!
my fur baby wouldn't hurt anybody!
It's how you raise them
What if the only way to cure Cujo of the rabies was to frick him in the ass and cum inside him? Would you do it Cinemaphile? I would.
As a glowie deterrent? Yes
Cujo or The Beast from Sandlot who wins?
Cujo takes the knot.
Hercules was an English Mastiff is I remember correctly.
So he'd probably win.
CAN WE BOOP THE SNOOT
Not as a pet. As a lover. He is sexy.
absolutely, im tired of human Black folk.
sorry already got my chopper
Cujo being possessed by the spirit of Frank Dodd from The Dead Zone is established in the book itself.
Cujo was written at the height of King's cocaine days and it comes across in the writing. The central story could be told in a short story, but he rambles off on various subplots and tangents such as:
- The spirit of Frank Dodd (who also haunts the kid in the books bedroom closet) possessing a rabid bat to bite Cujo.
- A storyline about advertising executives trying to save the reputation of a breakfast cereal after defective food dye makes it appear that kids are shitting blood.
- The mother's affair with a local carpenter who later breaks into their house and jerks off onto the bed after she ends their relationship.
- The gastrointestinal problems of the local mailman who keeps changing his diet to keep from farting so much.
That is hilarious
>The gastrointestinal problems of the local mailman who keeps changing his diet to keep from farting so much
Did he try garlic?
>The gastrointestinal problems of the local mailman who keeps changing his diet to keep from farting so much.
literally the point that i shelved the book and didn't touch it again. King is such a fricking hacky homosexual. Why am I reading, in detail, about a characters rusted farting butthole? I read The Stand and it has the same thing in a few sections. Stephen King fricking SUCKS
I don't read tweets. I only read Threads from Meta.
This is my favorite coked out King novel, I love how much time he dedicated to the insane cereal advertising plot as he kept doing lines thinking he had struck solid gold while the "horror" was an afterthought
Reminder: In the book, the kid dies. Furthering more that Stephen King hates children.
Absolutely my good boy and best friend, I raised him.
>trying to roll triple 6's at 238
what exactly was the appeal in the 80s/90s of trashy low-budget adaptations of King's coke-era pulp he doesn't even remember writing in most cases anyway?
even att everyone knew they were terrible
Women made him #1 seller on every book he wrote because he wrote with a female brain and view of the world. Because life is hell on women in this world, and men live like gods. Women really believe they have it worse than men because the men at the top of society have it better than the. No rational reasoning behind it.
Women are literally empty vessels for filling with thoughts and cum and will live a blissful life, israelites ruin that before high school sweet hearts pair bond. This pisses me off and I realize the demon isn't the one I thought it was.