Would you rather

Elden Ring for three hours, or watch Oppenheimer?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is one of those games that you turn on and then you hear the birds chirping and see the morning sun rise light up your room.

    It's simply the best game of all time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waste your life away playing games goy. its the best game of all time! normalize being a loser and destroying vast amounts of time!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he said on the board where he discusses the Cinemaphile he watches

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody watches TV here or movies but I'd argue that movies and TV are far more productive and rewarding than a video game. Especially compared to an "open world" game designed to actually just waste time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            delusional

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israelites are furries inside?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What am I supposed to do? Waste it at work making someone else rich?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your job doesn't pay you? Tough. Are games paying you? No?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is Cinemaphile paying you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A physically and mentally healthy person can afford to spend a few days playing video games anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think spending days playing games is healthy? Who told you this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Read it again dumbass. If you are on top of things in your life, you can afford to take a break and do something purely for fun and no other benefit. Life isn't about waking up at 4am to check the stock market and spend every waking second optimising your day like some hyperaustist.

            a few days? out of what, a year? hope you dont mean week lmao. also hope you mean 24 accumulative hours and not literally playing games for several days

            However long it takes to play your game. I probably play like one game a year over the course of a week or something. A healthy person can gauge whether they're spending too much time on pointless bullshit. Obviously not multiple 24 hour non stop marathons per week. If you don't have a couple of hours every day to chill out and do nothing important, whether it be video games or anything else, then you're doing something wrong.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Life isn't about waking up at 4am to check the stock market and spend every waking second optimising your day like some hyperaustist.
              nobody said anything
              lmao Black person nobody said you have to be minmaxing daily life or being a millionare. you could be spending your free time at the gym. you could spend it courting/fricking women. you could spend it hiking or exploring nature. you make make works of art. you could be reading a book. you could be WRITING a book (no one will read it lol)
              instead you waste away playing world of warcraft for 8 hours a day
              also
              >optimizing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you could be spending your free time at the gym. you could spend it courting/fricking women. you could spend it hiking or exploring nature. you make make works of art. you could be reading a book. you could be WRITING a book (no one will read it lol)
                I do all of those things if you count journalling as writing. I also work on my motorbike, go climbing, play guitar, and I'm learning to sing. I also play video games every now and then when I feel like it. It's pathetic that it upsets you so much lol.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a few days? out of what, a year? hope you dont mean week lmao. also hope you mean 24 accumulative hours and not literally playing games for several days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering the cumulative number of reviews and challenge runs of Elden Ring I've watched on youtube, I think I know my answer
      no I've never played Elden Ring or any Souls game and never will

      Is this like Minecraft for zoomers?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's like people who exclusively watch citizen kane and call it the best movie ever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft is for zoomers you gay
        betting you're one of them coping zoomers born in 97 calling themselves "zillenials"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The term is zoomber.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch stuff about video games because I ran out of Ozu and Rohmer movies to watch, and I need something similarly comfy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering the cumulative number of reviews and challenge runs of Elden Ring I've watched on youtube, I think I know my answer
    no I've never played Elden Ring or any Souls game and never will

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elder King, all the way

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Oppenheimer. Watch almost anything, really. I stopped caring about video games long time ago.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymouse

    Elden ring since it has better explosions.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bjornthebear should do a video simulating whether an atomic bomb could defeat Malenia
    my bet is the explosion gets her to phase 2, but the mushroom cloud can't move fast enough to dodge waterfowl. Malenia wins

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played video games since 2007, but until recently I still cared and watched them on Youtube. I don't think I care anymore. I watched the new Zelda and most recently Tekken 8 and realized they are kind of childish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine watching someone play video games especially new ones. Anything to avoid going outside or to the gym or opening a book I guess.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was overrated ass.
    Was there even a point or story? I played about 2 hours before I finally said frick it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >story
      homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he says on the TV and and film bksrxt
        I'm sorry I'm not a bugman who just presses buttons for 0 gain

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a stupid homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is a story. its told through the game though so you cant learn it unless youre smart, and im not really joking and not trying to aound elitist. its very environmental. and characters you meet who are quite cryptic

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le open world garbage with rng loot
    Dropped

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONE WHO WALKS ALONGSIDE FLAME
    SHALL ONE DAY MEET THE ROAD OF DESTINED DEATH

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a huge Fromdrone and I simply didn't like Elden Ring. Too many reskinned bosses, open world has NEVER been good and still isn't good even when From tries it. Mounted combat suck and their idea of difficulty is "Ok how about TWO bosses this time, eh?".
    There are good parts and some good fights but overall it's a slog. I put 35 hours into it to give it a fair chance but it's just not fun.
    So yeah I'd watch Oppenheimer. Great movie.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This might sound autistic but is there a lore explanation for why some of the human enemies still act like moronic zombies from every other souls game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure there's some 4hr video essay on it but the real reason is because it's a game and basic game design requires trash mobs

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Simon says roll left
    >Simon says roll right
    >Roll left
    >UH OH I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS...YOU DIED!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i became the boss and it reacts to me

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good comparison seeing how Elden Ring’s gameplay is the equivalent to having a nuclear bomb go off right in your face for every three minutes.

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