Would you rather have Spider-powers or a Symbiote?

Would you rather have Spider-powers or a Symbiote?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A symbiote, only if I can have sex with it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see those images I think the artist just has a fetishistic hateboner for Spidey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fetishistic hateboner

      That's pretty much the purpose of Spider-Man period, when will anti omd fans understand this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We've reached a point where hating a blatantly bad story is now being an Anti
        Society has truly fallen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a decent powerset like webs, spider-sense, wall crawling and spider strength and ability
    >have a weakness to fire and sonics but stronger abilities including shapeshifting, invisibility, and symbiote constructs plus the spider ones
    Spider. Symbiote shit means somebody can spam Molotov me and im fricked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the fire and sound weakness is psychosomatic, exposure builds resistance and some symbiotes are born with its radically decreased or even absent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aversion therapy can make your symbiote stronger
        Huh.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they forget it often enough because otherwise Symbiotes kind of have a billion ways to mog the frick out of people, along with them inheriting things from hosts or their parent's past hosts, but it's a thing. It just really fricking sucks for them apparently but it's even inheritable to a degree, it's why Carnage shrugs off sonics and fire way better than Venom ever could.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't fire originally a weakness because the symbiotes were oily and flammable?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Originally it was not a goo monster at all but actual fabric and flammable. It was just semi intelligent fabric that could reshape itself into any kind of clothes.

          It also had the ability to absorb powers from any superhuman it latched onto for a while. A mid 80s What If had the symbiote attaching to Hulk and becoming stupidly powerful.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It also had the ability to absorb powers from any superhuman it latched onto for a while
            That's about as canon as Namor having electric powers and Magneto having telepathy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last I checked, Carnage can tank both sonic attacks and fire.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiote with spiderpowers duh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yerr

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, what's the mileage? Has it attached to a Spider-Man? Is it tamed?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A symbiote because I'll never have to spend money on clothes again.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiotes easily. They gave spider powers and more to begin with even become fricking donut steel Gary Sue deus ex machina writers pet characters that can literally do anything.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiote so I would have that Brock and Symbiote have

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spider-man powers obviously
    symbiote is gay shit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiote, that way I never feel alone.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiote

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbiote, because I could probably mimic most of the spider powers anyway

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has spider power
    >automatically dies to spider-vampire even if you have cosmic-tier power
    >has symbiote
    >automatically become moronic

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have to be a Knullspawn symbiote or can we go with The Enigma Force?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you get spider powers you'll get a symbiote eventually, not the other way round

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the symbiotes killing their hosts after a while?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Boco

    Can the symbiote feed on chronic illnesses?

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