would you say the descent was decent?

would you say the descent was decent?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its better than decent its fricking kino
    one of the few movies to actually scare me. not even the white asian people in the caves just exploring caves itself now seems fcking awful to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As Above So Below was the better underground movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i got told they accidentally walk to hell or something after a rave and i was immediately turned off

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That does not happen in the movie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh i could be thinking of another movie then
            so its not found footage and some weird witch lives in the tunnels that leads to hell?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It kinda does happen in the movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found footage was moronic but you can forgive them for it on account of the time period. Way too heavy handed with the alchemy feel good bullshit. Shame because it’s a decent idea for a horror movie. 5/10 as is, not terrible but definitely not better than the descent.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh. I get it. Because descent is spelt the same as decent, but with an s. Ha. Ha.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s pretty great I haven’t seen the second one

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah its a mess. Like they had multiple scripts, randomize them and just decide to film whatever the frick came out of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was 3 but they only did 1 and just made a different ending for euro and american releases

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same thing happened with apocalypse now and it was kino

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Careful not to summon that one guy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine de scent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The voice of a generation

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    loved it as a teenager. i'm a jaded adult now who doesn't feel anything so it doesn't do anything, but i can't bring myself to dislike it because it made me feel something once

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you make an orange juice itself?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    overrated as shit honestly

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember is it had real heavy lesbian vibes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole cast is a bunch of sporty, muscular women bonding and squeezing together in tight spaces

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to squeeze in her tight space if you know what I'm talking about.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? I don't understand what you mean

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the rocks even look like a vegana
          Genuinely curious now if that's intentional or coincidence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole cast is a bunch of sporty, muscular women bonding and squeezing together in tight spaces

      Now I'll watch your movie.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie. I don't think I like Dog Soldiers though. (never got to the end without falling asleep) Marshall is a one-hit wonder and a gay for not seeing the potential of a Descent sequel. My favorite part of Journey to the Center of the Earth is when they follow clues from prior generations of cavers to find their way down. The Descent had one tiny little callback to that, the sequel could've had much much more.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea it was alright

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