Would you sign up to become a space trucker?

Would you sign up to become a space trucker, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. What's the bonus situation?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the bonus situation?

      How's the pay?

      You get a$10,000 dollar bonus after a two year contract. Plus base pay.

      How's the pay?

      It would have to be salary right? You're literally on the clock all the time. It's not as if you can get to go on leave. It'd be a little like boot camp how you stay on base so you really don't have shit to spend money on.

      As long as I get my own sleeping quarters I'd be down.

      Can I bring my cat?

      And this. I'd need like a stress relief pet. Sounds stupid but I'd want to get away from the crew wifi being by myself.

      I think about this a little too often. I work in a warehouse and one day I thought about how in the future warehouses are just going to be big ass freightships transporting gods from spacestations to planets and whatnot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd need like a stress relief pet
        I've heard their ships aren't lacking in that department

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, don’t start a fricking thread without full bonus info, OP a company shill.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      first post bonus post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys deserve bonuses for doing your job? Suck it up butter cup!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, looks like a comfy job.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's the pay?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I bring my cat?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    and the bonus situation?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever he says anything you say "right", Anon. You know that?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her face was so beautiful but her body was mournful to begin with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how Jonesy is doing now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >survives while the rest of the crew dies inlcuding ripley on fury
        that motherfricker took all the bonus and is living it up on some beach with some cat nip and free pussy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        retired at early age, he's settle for life, that shithead played the long game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun Fact!: Jonesy is actually Morris the 2nd.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIGGY A CUTE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a boner situation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Stanton smoking marijuana?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm done with this planet; but we're still 500 years away from seeing commercialized space travel between planets.

    Today, we have too many NEETs, Junkies, and Vagrants that we spend way too much money on, there isn't enough left over for colonizing into space.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, I'm done with this planet;
      You'll break her heart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Today, we have too many NEETs, Junkies, and Vagrants that we spend way too much money on, there isn't enough left over for colonizing into space.
      It always has been like this tbqh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just go to sea. It is an enormous industry. That's where weirdos go. They will even pay you enough to have a "girlfriend" in some foreign port. Everyone that does not belong goes to sea.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but do you have to learn autistical nautical slang or is that just a meme
          I don't mean necessary technical terms

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are technical schools and the pay can be very high. Look up Able Bodied Seaman. Don't do the fishing industry.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It is an enormous industry
          merchant marining seems like a borderline impossible industry to get into (at least as an american)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It is an enormous industry
          merchant marining seems like a borderline impossible industry to get into (at least as an american)

          Isnt it filled with asians because they do cheap labor and its mostly fixing and maintaining ships anyways?
          Correct me of im wrong

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go to merchant marine academy, don't sign up on some no skills boat. There's crews from all over the world but you don't wanna be on some China boat.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The US can't hire foreigners to do maritime work. They have to hire citizens.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's called the Jones Act. Trade to America must be done on American ships by American workers. There's obviously angry little israelites trying to change it like always to indeed flood it with people they won't pay and won't give benefits.
            https://www.cato.org/publications/policy-analysis/jones-act-burden-america-can-no-longer-bear

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          people have this stupid meme because of one guy's hat style that they are space 'truckers' but they are clearly merchant seamen and everything in the movie is named after stuff from joseph conrad novels about exactly these kind of 'bonus situation' people on merchantile ships in the 19th century

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're still 500 years away from seeing commercialized space travel between planets.

      Official Japanese state mouthpieces have made announcements about space elevators by 2050-- there were touch screens in the early 70s, now there are mining valuations on asteroids within our system ... it's going to get weird once the Cold War crab barrel backwards 3rd Worldist bullshit is finished off for good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres always the prospect of genocide anon
      im pretty sure the government is gonna attempt a mass killing to make the 20th centuries 100 million murders look like childs play

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what they want you to believe while billionaires take a private jet to another country just because they felt like german for lunch. Poor people in my country get $300 a month, which is not enough to live off of unless you’re homeless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >500 years
      It ain't happening. Space dreams are long dead. Any sort of project involving space is going to be big and complex enough to require a shit ton of people, and what comes with that now? Diversity hires, holes, work hours pissed away on meetings. Would you board a colony ship built by such staff? How about CREWED by such staff?
      >b-but muh non-western countries
      Would you really trust a Chinese rocket? Russian?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do we get to eat chinese food

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I despise that Weyland Yutani became like Umbrella. This super duper evil organization that somehow is still around always making money but even centuries in the future is still trying and failing hundreds of times to get the alien for some "bioweapon". Aliens had it correct in making them just a generic company again, and only some of the individual executives were scummy wanting to get a payday for themselves.

    There are other companies to be a space trucker for and other interesting worlds in the alienverse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      where does this world building even come from?
      Do you have to real the novelizations or something?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from 'Alien the Roleplaying Game'. Sadly they've decided that every movie in the alienverse needs to have Weyland Yutani and the Xenomorph and nothing else even though there room for so much more. At least Alien Isolation brought in the new company Seegson.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          word.
          is there any extra content you recommend getting into besides the tabletop games? like books or comics or video games? I only know of Isolation.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a tough question since there are a ton of them and Alien has been split into multiple canons. This should be a helpful list to start:
            https://roguereviewer.wordpress.com/2020/10/12/defining-canon-in-an-alien-world/
            I liked Nightmare Asylum and the comics set on future Earth
            Alien Dark Descent is also a good game and it's on sale right now

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn Newt became an adult? Did this ever happen in the movies?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, didn't you watch you Alien: Resurgence (2004)?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Move the series back to the Aliens time period. Have that same look/feel of the used future with old technology. Have a completely new cast. Weyland Yutani tries but can't cover up the destruction of their colony and the reason behind it: discovery of alien life. Now all the big companies are in a race to find any new source of xenomorph eggs or information of the origin of the space jockeys. There could be intercompany warfare with ships fighting each other over distant planets. There could be pirates/scavengers running across derelict human ships that captured xeno eggs. One of the companies could successfully get some of the aliens and bring them back to an inhabited planet.

              Nightmare Asylum was great. It's the only story that did controlled xenomorphs well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked that aliens dark descent included seegson

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So did fireteam elite. Due to isolation being popular it will probably keep popping up.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sega treats Isolation like a failure and condemns CA to work on GAAS shit (that they cancel at the last minute) instead of Isolation 2
              >meanwhile in reality Isolation is so good that other developers are inspired by it and make some decent games

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It do be like that. From what I read about the fireteam devs who did the story writing they were essentially given guidelines about what they could include or not include in their game in reference to other movies or games in the alien universe and the isolation stuff is now part of that. They are still limited in what they can expand on it, everything had to go through an approval process but they were allowed to use the company name and working Joes as well as one or two other things from isolation's story. It's like a design Bible of sorts.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a tough question since there are a ton of them and Alien has been split into multiple canons. This should be a helpful list to start:
                https://roguereviewer.wordpress.com/2020/10/12/defining-canon-in-an-alien-world/
                I liked Nightmare Asylum and the comics set on future Earth
                Alien Dark Descent is also a good game and it's on sale right now

                One of the interesting things about the alien universe is that the tabletop game wrote in an entire space cold war between future america and a unified communist bloc, which basically serves to explain where the demand for bioweapons is coming from, and further emphasize the 70s-80s retrofuturism.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No Isolation 2 is pretty much a blessing in disguise. From Alien Blackout, they have no further story and their ideas for anything are REALLY bad. The character Amanda should be retired and her story ended satisfactory as-is. They then have every opportunity to make a new character to lead another game with similar play as Isolation and a new story set after Aliens. But we know they'd just stick with Amanda and it'd be "then she fought xenomorphs over and over for years dozens of times even if it doesn't make a lick of sense"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                in reality Isolation is so good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                When that happened to me I legit almost shit myself. Another time I went through an entire fricking level with the alien in it and never saw it once, just occasionally heard it running around growling far away. Imo this is not a bad thing at all.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                people complain about both, kek. "it's around too much, it's not around enough, it knows where I am, it's too easy to fool" blah blah. The game was so much fun and the ultimate xeno simulator. Scarier than the movies, and capturing the first feel perfectly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imo this is not a bad thing at all.
                Bruh.

                [...]

                Never happened. Never happened.

                Literally happened to me, on the first and only run. Made me drop AvP1 forever.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably bought his copy in Ohio fr fr no cap what the dog doing

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with that? You hiding like you're supposed to. It's distracted by the other humans shooting at it. There's 99% of the rest of the game for it to constantly be chomping at your ass.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe try playing it on hard, you amateur. Also kino scene and game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien comics are actually a pretty fun read, lots of works building there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that, but in year of our Lord 2023 we're already seeing companies merge and get bought or absorbed. In just 50 years we'll have like 5-10 companies left running everything. Weyland-Yutani being an expansive megacorp is not only realistic, but maybe even too lenient in its prediction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always probably just a few of them in either of the first two movies. Everything after that is just stupid nonsense but we never find out who compelled Mother and Ash to prioritize the alien. The people we meet in the board room meeting are probably what most of WY were like. They were just businessmen, not even particularly cold or cruel, they just had a job to do and no reason whatsoever to believe Ripley's story when she was on the hook for destroying an entire ship. Why would they believe some convenient alien story to excuse her losing the ship as the XO? Noone in that universe had ever seen an alien before.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What part of company policy is having a secret evil android pretending to be a space trucker?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pay attention to the movie. They replaced the regular science officer with Ash that one time because they had detected an unknown signal in the area the ship would be going to. They wanted to ensure whatever happened that they would get any discovered lifeform brought back. The majority of the time there aren't any androids on board. Of course, Ash ended up being shit at his job and letting it hatch instead of freezing Kane.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably at least some of Ash's bizarre behavior was it malfunctioning from being compelled by Mother and whomever sent it to disobey the 3 laws. It's clearly struggling to hold it together the entire movie and grows incredibly disturbed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lore
      The Alien franchise has a few good movies. Why do people feel the need to expand upon a good final product?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Alien RPG is legitimately really good and pretty well written so I'll take it.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    come on!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    me and a crew of women right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no frame of reference here

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          his entire bridge crew is women except for one homosexual asian guy (aka an honorary woman)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are they hot?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, all black men, however they will suck your dick depending on the bonus situation

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you hear "space trucker" you think of Alien
    >when I hear "space trucker" I think of Space Truckers
    we are not the same

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those square hogs
      >those killer female cyborgs
      >that breacher M16
      >all those cans of beer
      I did not expect much out of the movie, but i enjoyed it very very much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Debi Mazar was hot in that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stuart Gordon's low budget films are much better than his mid budget films. He has an interesting filmography than most horror centric directors.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casual sex among the crew was canonically commonplace
    Sign me up

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. I would never want to be a trucker on the ground because of having to worry about traffic and shit. I've backed up boats the size of the 18 wheelers when I worked at a marina (on land for winter) and it was just stressful as frick despite being able to do it in a small tractor.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you get a good bonus I heard.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd want to be part of the WY special operation force

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy with the huge vhs camera needs edited to holding his personal 'android' phone. Yes in future, tis oke to use Android phone because waifu are android. See Ripley went to be strong woman in space. Cause we dont need her at home, Single mother who leave her daughter alone yrs at time......

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OI MATE I'M TRUCKY THE NONCE

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you sign up to become a space colonist?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks comfy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me at the top left.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Movie=ruined!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The marine campaign in AvP2 (not PH) is some proper fricking hell at times.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That whole game is ugly bullshit. First game is a classic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          First game has aliens fail to follow you (marine) up a fricking ladder, running like morons around the room's perimeter.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never happened. Never happened.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the crews in these movies get dumber and dumber with each film, I would only be down to be on a Nostromo tier vessel. The stupidity and ineptitude of the guys and gals from Alien Covenant (beside the main chick) was off the charts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have all the research, planning, tools, etc etc to colonize a specific planet
      >land on random green planet under suspicious circumstances
      >within 5 minutes say shit like "look at this beauty! lets live here! have faith"

      im not the type to really care about plot nuances or plot holes or whatever like most of the autists on here but that shit was too dumb for even me. at least they had the main character 'Ripley version 3' voice how stupid it was. She actually wasn't even a bad character, better than Shaw but didn't have the on screen charisma of Sigourney or Noomi.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was mostly out of fear of being burned alive in their cryo pods like with what happened to the captain. The crew didn't seem too keen on settling there. Only the 2nd in command who took over. Everyone else just wanted a break to stretch their legs and not jump right back into the pods.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other Future jobs are there?
    Space trucker didn't look all that appealing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shuttle pilot, working on the space hospital, colonial marine?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        space hospital sounds reasonable.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shuttle pilot or space hospital. Either is alright. Colonial marine? Nah.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      space cowboy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >space cowboy
        sounds like something a space trucker calls himself when he goes and picks up chicks at a space diner

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve always loved how the millennium falcon is parked in the back there.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it's pretty cool.
            i like it's got it's own gravity and you can go stand and piss of the edge as you drink in the sights of the cosmos.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, I only now realized that clone Wars were referencing space balls

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Power Loader operator, the forklift chads of WY.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alien if she impregnate a taxi cab

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw the ladies find out you're power loader certified

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw the ladies find out you're power loader certified

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id like to be a tomato on board the ship, if theyd let me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, we’re all good on tomatoes, we do however have an opening for a potato in engineering.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a heartbeat.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you could actually own vehicles like that IRL.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game respects game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My cat watching me trying to catch the live bird she brought indoors

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No space terrifies me. It's not even aliens or some shit. Just the complete lack of breathable air.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but no

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a Xenomorph had a pussy would it be acidic as well? Or would it be kinda normal but the squirt is acidic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, piss would be normal, just like their slime that they leave everywhere.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      An acidic pussy would be a wonderful defense mechanism now that I think about it.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenomorphs are better with digitigrade legs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. It makes the rest of the body look small.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's good. Because then it's also tall. And otherwise it looks like a puny little human with a giant head. And very unscary.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's only because the use manlets in suits instead of seven foot Nigerians or animatronics

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's go over the bush situation.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn get siggy's pubes stuck between your teeth after going down on her
      i am made to suffer

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Both Mars and Earth coming together to actually enslave or kill the entire belter population would be realistic

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if I sign up to become a space trucker, do I get full shares? Look, I'm not going to do any more work until we get that straightened out.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Isolation such a good game? It just kept going on forever I didn’t want it to stop. I want to replay it but remember how lost I was before running into the alien and I chicken out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw dont have the patience for stealth games and just want to run through the halls and murder everything in my way
      i really hate missing out on this game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helpless victim simulator is ultimately a female rape fantasy so you're not missing much.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Build up your patience. It's worth it to get through

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It captured the look and feel of the original movie perfectly. They put in everything the audience loved about the film in a plausible new scenario. They did great with the alien, and it was terrifying. The sounds were top notch. Plus all the new stuff they added went perfectly and respected the lore. I'd only wish they'd fleshed out some of the side characters more.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made it into a mini-movie if you want to watch the story that way. It's obviously not as scary. It has a few new scenes though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it went on for too long and got a bit shit near the end.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where could you possibly take the alien from here? Hasn't everything been done with already
    >egg, chestburster, alien, queen
    I wish they'd bring new Giger concepts into it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move the series back to the Aliens time period. Have that same look/feel of the used future with old technology. Have a completely new cast. Weyland Yutani tries but can't cover up the destruction of their colony and the reason behind it: discovery of alien life. Now all the big companies are in a race to find any new source of xenomorph eggs or information of the origin of the space jockeys. There could be intercompany warfare with ships fighting each other over distant planets. There could be pirates/scavengers running across derelict human ships that captured xeno eggs. One of the companies could successfully get some of the aliens and bring them back to an inhabited planet.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because they are a bunch of under achieving losers, there's no bonus.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll sign up, but can we discuss the situation?

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can be a Space Sheriff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or a Space Cop.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do it as long as I didn't have to wear pants

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about the bonus situation?

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than landing and liftoff I can just put it on autopilot and listen to Stern, sounds pretty great to me

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Androids there to 'accident' you - because dead crew and cargo on time > any hit to the huge profits involved - is a plausible scenario even without the Xenomorph or rogue HAL 2001 AI.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    le ebin bonus situation!!!! back to plebbit with you lot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off limey

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    truckers sleep for years
    not sure if thats a pro or a con

    but you could also be a terraformer, military, and just about any low ranking job as well.

    I assume the truckers bonuses are based off what the haul is..
    Like fishing voyages

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Nostromo was carrying a load of rare minerals wasn't it? Some kind of mining shipping?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nostromo was carrying a load of rare minerals wasn't it?
        Yes. Precious ores.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the lot lizards are really lizards

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd be space management, but definitely not like that b***h, Burke.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2380050/Star_Trucker/

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather work in marketing or something. Space Trucking sucks. Alien was proof of that. Those guys on the Nostromo were getting fricked over on their money.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weyland-Sneedtani

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but space is fake.

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