Would you still cheat if your wife looks like this?

Would you still cheat if your wife looks like this?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. She's older now, but so am I.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldnt cheat in my wife anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      Women don't like men who cheat, but they love men that could. Don't ever forget that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, right here, is truth. Sadly, but it is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do I do this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, make her insecure about her looks by being more attractive than her?
          My GF soon to be wife is very aware that women constantly flirt with me when we are out. I don't flirt back, but she still gets worried
          >t. 6'5", in shape, been told I look like ryan gosling + clint eastwood

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that- no. some fat fedora manlet wrote this, i’m convinced.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >women love attractive men
        Share your wisdom

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more than that, anon. She will legitimately fight to keep your attention if she sees other women displaying attraction to you. She sees you have options even if you don't act on them. It's why "getting rid of your roster" is a shit test as opposed to a good idea.

          Competition anxiety will turn even the most b***hy feminist into a docile and willing housewife. If she wants you badly enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This I tell my wife if she don't put out ill find someone who will. I hate all women but don't cheat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would cheat in your wife

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Padmé peaked in AOTC

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't if she looked like this

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably. If you only eat your favorite meal every day, you'll eventually get tired of it and search something else even if it's inferior.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugger me she looks rough. If I was Chad enough to marry an actress I would be chadding.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because I too am Megamind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He seems like a smart guy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        for you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t believe Jimmy Neutron is that old

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he wearing a black, shiny jacket with his dark, shiny blue shirt? Don't rich people have slaves to dress them?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, not cheating only sets you up to be a cuck down the line. Cheating gives you all the power. Plus if your wife is attractive it makes cheating on her even easier

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    It's not about what you have it's about having more

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She seems the type who would grow colder as a marriage progressed and probably refused to sleep with the dude. Some dude's put up with it sadly and some dudes get side pussy to fulfil their needs. Check out reddit.com/r/deadbedroom for more examples.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do one for 4chins with all the gay ass buzzwords you obese losers bark at each like bots

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile please make a meme for me so I can steal it
          yep, it's reddit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          4chinisms are far gayer than redditorisms just for how overused they are. Redditors use them because they're dumb enough to think they're saying something, 4chinners do it when they know they lost the argument and just want to feel like they still won so they post one line banalities at each other until one party tires of it and the other party thinks it was right.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s this combined with obviously clueless ESLs constantly misusing said Cinemaphile buzzwords so they can fit in.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do the coping and seething sir

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get a load of this histrionic sodomite.
            Shoo homosexual. Everyone hates you

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cheat with an UFO so I appreciate my wife even more

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that saying? Show me a hot chick and Ill show you a guy tired of her shit.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a gay feminine dancer man
    >Natalie fricking Portman flirts with you during the Swan masterpiece
    >she kisses you
    >you romance
    >get marry and have sex without condoms
    >cheat on her
    Wtf..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she better cheat on me or I'm leaving

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hershlag always seemed like she’d be a total b***h

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have two types of cheaters: those who just want to bang a younger or more beautiful woman, and those who want to get away their wife's personality. There's usually at least some overlap going on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The third type: those who just want ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you assuming only guys cheat? How does this apply to a woman?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't cheat on my wife, because I love her.
    Not because she is Natalie Portman (Whom I do not love).

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I would cheat on her with Keira Knightly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Uh sorry honey! I thought she was you!

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she needs to hook up with hayden

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes if I got bored with her

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh Grant banged a 4/10 prostitute when he had a legitimate 10/10 to come home to. His reasoning was when you eat steak every night sometime you just feel like a sausage. No matter how hot a woman is someone out there is a man tired of fricking her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why this is such a difficult concept to understand
      I frick a lot of gorgeous high end escorts, by the third date you start to get bored of them, a man needs variety

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you find a good service? I have money to spend, but even in places where you'd think it's overflowing it's hard to find one that isn't garbage.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          First, I'm not American, prices there are ridiculous
          Here were I live the top escorts never pass the $500 dollar range and many mongers tell me I'm insane for paying that price, but I'm relatively wealthy and I'm a visual person so who cares
          I can't really post my top providers here since they don't have a website or anything, they work via private whatsapp/telegram accounts and you need references, that are easy to get once you enter the monger scene

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >First, I'm not American, prices there are ridiculous
            >Here were I live the top escorts never pass the $500 dollar range and many mongers tell me I'm insane for paying that price, but I'm relatively wealthy and I'm a visual person so who cares

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were probably trannies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I'd never take my dick out of Liz.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's perfect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh did it as a protest to Liz getting regulargy creampied by a certain young man. But this was mostly kept in British tabloids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZHtlIk6.jpg

      Would you still cheat if your wife looks like this?

      Arnold also cheated on Kennedy with a ugly Goblins.
      I agree with Foids that men are pigs.
      Incels and Foids are.borh right about the respective gender.
      Humanity is just trash. Horny apes nothing more.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incels and Foids are.borh right about the respective gender.
        >Humanity is just trash. Horny apes nothing more.
        This.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, that prostitute looks a lot more attractive than I originally thought. She's thick af ethnic and english broads like liz tend to turn into decrepit white skeletons with huge egos in their later years.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Portman would age well. I was wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you post those two ugly bawds tho

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the one on the right walled.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the one on the right walled.

        I was just going to comment how pretty Kate looked there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portman is 42 and kept herself slender and attractive. What more do you want from a milf?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she had the classical good looks that would take her right into her 50s and still look good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if she didn't have kids she'd still look great.

          it's weird, some women can slip them out any look back to normal in six months, some age 10 years in 12 months like hersh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What more do you want from a milf?
        access to her daughters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. She hung on for awhile but she looks fricking BEAT now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese cube sir?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warning: Wall Incoming

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    porthole

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The woman he cheated with is like 25. His wife is in her 40s.

    That's all there is to it.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes if she doesn't put out

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're going to cheat then don't be in a relationship in the first place

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating is fricked up but I can see her husband's side too. Sure she is cute and smart but you see her all the time. Meanwhile you run a dance studio and you are the center of attention to bunch of fit 20 year olds. Also he probably assumes she is doing the same so he got to work.

    Also for God's sake, he cheated on his gf and left her for Natalie. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd? Did her husband cheat on her?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They tried to resolve it with therapy but ultimately didn't work out and she just filed for divorce.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a dick. Wont pretend to know the details of their relationship (dont really care either), but cheating is not cool.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, she should've seen it coming when she married a frog that runs a ballet studio and is surrounded by skinny, wiener-hungry teenagers at all times. Frogs are dishonest by nature.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frogs are dishonest by nature
            This. I wouldn't trust a Frenchman to stand alone in a field on my property.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              god damn she really was perfect wasn't she

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loved her appearance here

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              10/10 would circumcise

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her whole “times up” fantasy bullshit was hilarious to watch and even funnier after the fact.
            >muh stronk womanz
            Please

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          an actually loyal woman would understand her fading charms fail to satisfy her man's needs and allow him to partake of some young pussy, perhaps even hold her down for him. it's her own damn fault.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    gayged

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who looked like a woman who hit the wall? Yes

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your wife fricked Moby you'd be disgusted to touch her too

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that her Husband cheated on her with a ballet dancer?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    4chinisms are far gayer than redditorisms just for how overused they are. Redditors use them because they're dumb enough to think they're saying something, 4chinners do it when they know they lost the argument and just want to feel like they still won so they post one line banalities at each other until one party tires of it and the other party thinks it was right.

    [...]
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    cucked

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning I hate women

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can pull hot pussy than sure.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he practiced eating her butthole every night this wouldn't have happened.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a nice woman. She's getting older obviously, but still beautiful and more importantly, able to hold a conversation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, this is depressing. When did she get the manjaw?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would if she looked like that but wouldn't role play Matilda in bed.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    She walled at 30 and her inner israelite goblin has been revealed.
    It's only fair that I frick younger more attractive women while she rims my butthole.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She used to be so cute.
    What an ugly old hag.
    Women shouldn't be allowed out in public when they get this old an ugly.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I hate women

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. There's nothing more exciting than a secret fling.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty unsurprising
    That blind item site had been running stories for YEARS about how her husband regularly cheated on her with his dance students
    She apparently knew all about his affairs but she didn't do anything for the sake of their young kids
    I think this time it started appearing in the tabloids and now she can't pretend he's not a philandering frog like they all are
    And yes I still would

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >once young and attractive woman slowly transforms into a israeli demon
    they hit 30 and every stereotype comes out in full force

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was cheating as well. There is no such thing as a loyal woman, not anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She was cheating as well.
      hershlag sisters....

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking prostitute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That Annihilation scene makes more sense now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She was cheating as well.
      hershlag sisters....

      Fricking prostitute

      That Annihilation scene makes more sense now

      Thats one of her two bodyguards you chud-cucklords..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know
        Anon..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's actually jar-jar

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad cheated on my mom and so I don’t think I could ever bring myself to doing such a thing to someone I love. Especially seeing the private moments of despair that lingers in both parties, much less on Natalie Portman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are not attracted to men who don't have the capacity to cheat, she sees your dick as no different to the mad scramble for red shoes on sale.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The temptation is there but having the discipline or will to avoid from regressing to a dumbass baboon is on the pro-column for a healthy marriage. Especially if you know what the consequences are

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd gas her too! 😀

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated on Maria Shriver because, apparently, she was a prude and didn't like having sex. Now I'm not suggesting Shriver is in the same league of hotness as Portman, but it is possible Portman doesn't frick at the rate she once did, and her husband sought sex elsewhere.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even prime Arnold can fail the green line test.
      It’s over.

      • 9 months ago
        Naggers Tongue My Anus

        Green line test?
        Your fixing for a cokkk slap, Nagger.

  50. 9 months ago
    Naggers Tongue My Anus

    Yes, especially if she had an identical twin sister.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you still cheat if your wife looks like this?

    *Especially* if she looked like that

  52. 9 months ago
    Naggers Tongue My Anus

    Only if she repeatedly refused intimacy, women exist to milk cum from cokkk.
    If they deny this then they're useless...

    I was reading a blog about how 'innocent angels' (women) are living tortured lives married to ASD husband's.
    Apparently only autistic married men are the only ones that expect their wives to put out - I'm apparently autistic (says my sister, good friend I live with) but I'm not hypersexual, I'm more indifferent to intimacy and habitually jerk off.

    Trying to quicky detox from porn because I want to frick my new housemate (tiny Indian woman that wants this Big Aryan Cokkk).

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cheats more often than her husband. And, if you're married to her, you better have a set of side pieces, because you're not going to get any from her.

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