Would you still hate kenobi if Reva looked like this?
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Would you still hate kenobi if Reva looked like this?
Would you still hate kenobi if Reva looked like this?
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no if they cast a hot girl
This. Good looks make up for bad acting somewhat. Ugly and can’t act is abysmal.
where is the sex in disney wars? everyone is a weird eunuch
>we could have had her and maul in the sequels
She would look like pic rel and show 0 skin
>he wouldnt breed that
incel or volcel?
I would breed her, but I wouldn’t fap to her. She isn’t pretty.
>wolf shirt
Filoni is based and cringe at the same time
not if george was in charge. he likes cheesecake. too bad its tempered by his weird sense of humor.
No, because the show would still suck ass. The writers are unbelievably lazy; they ripped off a fricking video game (and did it worse), and rehashed the Mandalorian premise. The actors are all shit (the worst isn’t even Reva; it’s the Jedi hiding on Tattooine at the beginning who gets strung up). The Vader/Kenobi fight was poorly-choreographed. There’s no tension (everyone interesting survives to the OT). It’s a bad show all the way around.
>The Vader/Kenobi fight was poorly-choreographed
Somebody post the webm, I forgot to save it
nvm, found it
man, thats awful, doubt a half-naked bimbo twilek would made this a good scene, unless there was porn after it, because at least you would knew they had really small budget and time to get it right.
Checked. This fight was probably choreographed by a woman. I honestly don't get the point of Vader switching to Royal Guard to style on a weak bullshit Inquistor b***h. These shitheads are fricking useless as combatants and must exist purely to draw the attention to overzealous Jedi scum. Why would Vader deal with Inquisitors instead of training a capable secret apprentice?
Are you fricking shitting me? What the hell is this?
Why is Vader just kinda hitting the ground? Why the frick is she rolling on the floor for no particular reason? Does she think she's in Call of Duty?
hes toying with her for fun like a cat playing with a mouse before eating it
>hes toying with her for fun like a cat playing with a mouse before eating it
The absolute STATE.
Embarrassing how all the fights in the MCU they don't really have directors and actors who can deliver and know how to do it
>They go out of their way to show Vader as so overpowered that their new negress pulling out everything she can think of doesn't even stand enough of a chance to make him draw his own blade
>People still just laugh at a cut-up webm of a third of the fight because it's not some epic reddit swordfight with intense clashes
lmao
I've noticed that most lightsaber duels since The Last Jedi look completely moronic if you just watch one character and see how contrived the choreography is. Out of curiosity, I just watch the duel in ANH and it genuinely doesn't have that flaw. It's not flashy AT ALL, but neither character just looks like they're just hacking around at nothing or waiting unreasonably during an opening for attack, or anything else the Disney directors do to artificially prolong the fight.
One of the reasons for that is that the duel in ANH is a duel, with two characters engaging in a fight to the death
Can someone explain why are fans okay with prequels of things having prominent characters then never ever get mentioned in the main movie?
What's next, a prequel of Godfather coming out and telling us about a 4th Corleone brother who united all of their rackets, defeated their enemies and made every character what they are in the movie?
>Can someone explain why are fans okay with prequels of things having prominent characters then never ever get mentioned in the main movie?
It's supposed to be a huge galaxy.
Yeah but Vader and Kenobi never mentioned Vader's apprentice, the black woman, their duels. It's annoying as frick.
i was about to call you homosexual, but then i noticed its just one of her lekku.
Imagine a big shemale COOCKA alien oMG im COOMING
Imagine getting a blowjob while she sticks her tentacles in your ass to milk your prostate.
i was about to call you based, but then i noticed it's just one of her lekku.
No, 'cause if she looked like that Kennedy wouldn't be running the show.
>tattoos
No
men try their best if attractive females are near or no women at all are present.
wasnt this for a porno? if so, it still had better acting than Kenobi
>force wiener grab
>licking the lightsaber
kek
>literal porn parody is better than disney wars
Sad
Yes. I mean, it would be an improvement, but the rest of the show would still be shit.
Why not use the alien characters they came up with in the sequel trilogy without using boring humans all the time
>Sequel trilogy aliens.
Ah yes, please feature more generic aliens with wide-set, squinty eyes, earth-tone skin, and droopy mouth faces.
only if she was mute
No, if Reva was played by a white woman.
Time for some hot Russian b***hes. Talon should come with an furrin-sounding accent anyway.
The texture of that tentacle makes me feel uncomfortable
Why did you have to sell it George
George wanted the same thing as the fans but there is a Kathleen Kennedy in the way, she is just like Amy Pascal at Sony
Yes, I dont rate things by how much coom material is in them. The story, direction and fight choreography would still be dogshit.
Besides that, Reva is not bad visually.
Yeah. I don't hate it because it's not a porn show pitched at degenerate coomers, I hate it because it's badly written and acted.
If she were a hot white woman as a twi lek sith, much less
Kenobi is subversion done by the mouse's israelite agents.
It's another bait and switch story where the original legacy characters are gettign character assasinated because "wypipo bad".
Literal social engineering tier.
Of course not, the problem is that the Nu Star Wars aesthetics is ugly, colorful and still lost in the 70's style, they should look for George Lucas references from that period Flash Gordon Dune John Carter
An attractive woman being hot in media — when is the last time youve even seen that?