Would you take Carrie to the prom?

Would you take Carrie to the prom?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because i'm too terrified to talk to girls. but if she would have asked me, i would have said yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have fricked the Carrie out of her

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I hate boring anxious girls who are too scared to do anything

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sissy Spacek interview: 'I'm very shy, and an introvert, so the Carrie shower scene was terrifying'

    still.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish she was my mommy

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got my prom privileges taken away both times, that's how badass I was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you do?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he threw tampons at a girl in the shower and then refused to serve detention for it

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not because renting a tux, limo and buying a corsage is fricking expensive.

    Back in high school my grillfriend went to prom with her incredibly gay best friend. Then afterwards the limo the sucker had rented dropped her off at my Mom's house and I fricked her all night.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need a limo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because high school girls absolutely need to try to out mog each other with superficial shit like that.

        And of course, it's up to the man to pay for said superficial shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then she wasn’t worth it and you’re better off dumping her

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? I meant all high school girls. I'm 38 now, senpai.

            ...

            Winter is coming.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          my gf specifically asked for us to show up at prom on my motorcycle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dated a girl in high school who’s dad owned a limo service
      >he drove us to prom himself
      >spent the rest of the night after the dance pounding her ass
      good times

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For sophomore year, it might have been a food fight where I filled up condoms with chocolate milk and threw them at a buddy
    Junior year could have been anything, skipping pep rallies, leaving early, mouthing off, it was kind of like a prison more than a school

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you went to a shitty school

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those 11 years from ages 6 to 17, were the darkest and bleakest period in my life. I can't even believe I survived it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad you survived it anon, I hope your life is better now

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ginger
    Nope

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it for the first time last year and it was absolutely brutal, she didn't deserve any of that.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was so cute

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she still had her natural nose

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW I like Tommy's hair. And Carrie looking like a blood splattered angel.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to prom with my now wife no kidding. Rented a tux and split a limo with like 6 other people, good thing I had a job for 2 years at that point it was expensive. My gf was like the only sophomore there which was pretty amusing, I was high on drugs too cause of anxiety over the whole thing and in my mind I was a party animal but my gf glared at me a lot as we drove home.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I knew that she liked me yes. But she was shy. I'm shy too, never went to prom. But girls like Carrie are just my type.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fictional character, moron

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