One of my biggest pet peeves is how all shows/movies about anitquity think making everyone a britbong lends authenticity. Mother frickers were looked down at as subhuman trash by the Romans (rightly so)
This show is so extremely high test I am amazed it was even allowed to be made. It really tickles that itch for over the top violence, sex, and historical (in)accuracy. All these giant beefy slabs of men do is workout and fight all day, eat, and then fight on the weekends. If you live they have red wine fueled orgies and if you do good enough you get a bust made of you with your wiener showing. Literally what I dream of
She isn't ugly just very generic. Looks like a typical skinny blond that a 15yr old boy would find "hot". So many more better looking girls in this show
The actress is an actual aristocrat(or the New Zealand equivalent) and she has the classic aristocratic look; tall, thin, elegant, blonde. Even if she's not your type, you can tell on some level that she is a superior breed of human. Like the other poster said, this triggers the primal urge to degrade her in a lot of guys.
As someone who watched Spartacus live on tv as it first aired, I can't describe what a let down Black Sails was. Camelot on the other hand, there is a Starz show that got cancelled too early.
he tried to have batiatus killed first though and pretty much wienerblocked him at every opportunity for years onend
Don't you remember Gods of the Arena? When they were still friends, Batiatus was constantly mocking him or talking shit about his ability and standing, plus his not finding a woman. He even told Solonius that he wasn't cut out for some of this because he was too timid and didn't have the balls to be cut throat, then he was surprised when Solonius finally grew a pair and took some moves that benefitted himself instead of Batiatus
8 months ago
Anonymous
rad solonius was always a good friend to batiatus who broke under the constant belittling and frickery he endured after which he took over vettius' gladiators in one cunning move. this made batiatus seethe until solonius' death
tbh I kinda forgot about gods of the arena. I am planning on rewatching it after I finish rewatching s1
8 months ago
Anonymous
Oh please Solonius coulnt handle the bantz.
When your longtime bro and business partners tells you heh you cant get your dick wet ey har har you dont try to fricking ruin and/or kill him.
rad solonius was always a good friend to batiatus who broke under the constant belittling and frickery he endured after which he took over vettius' gladiators in one cunning move. this made batiatus seethe until solonius' death
Blood and Sand, Gods of the arena are really good and are a gladiator arena show. Vengeance and War of the Damned are about the slave rebellion against Rome.
I would rather be the son of honorable Magistrate who is gifted a qt slave girl freshly captured from glorious conquest. Preferably, she would be an oddity because she was captured as part of the warriors that dared to defy Rome. Which is no surprise why those Barbarians fell on Roman blades so easily if they allow the women folk to fight alongside their men.
Never really understood that, he could've just admitted it and probably saved his skin, why would he immediately give his life for some rich prostitute he just met?
>random shots of floppy breasts in the arena audience just because >CAPUAAAAA SHALL I BEGIN? >bitter rivals become bros >caesar gets assraped
They dont make 'em like this anymore.
I became completely obsessed with the idea of her sneaking into my roman army base camp, completely naked under her furs right away.
Sometimes I cry because it will never happen.
That was just everyone >spartacus kills people weekly for his master >cucks roman higher up without blinking >escapes and indiscriminately slaughters romans regardless of how they treat their slaves >create a huge army that does the same
I meant on the inside
I dont think theres a single character that comes even close to being as much of a scheming scumbag. The best part is everyone knows he is a fricking snake but they need him for one thing or another so they deal with him anyway
I'm on Team Ashur. He was good at getting people things they wanted, moving stuff from one hand to another. But people treated him like absolute shit for really no reason, then were surprised when he retaliated. Like Barca and his homosexual friend, they were repeatedly pissing in the food and being shitheads to them. Or Batiatus granting them the mark because they're serving their master so well, then all the others still rejecting the Syrians hard. Plus them busting his leg. Ashur generally only fricked over those that had it coming to them. He wanted to move up in the world and stop being shit on just like every other person did.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Barca was literally moronic
8 months ago
Anonymous
he was not good enough to be a gladiator, but smart enough to realize that he would die if he didn't do anything about it. i can't really fault him for that.
at the same time the way he fricked over the other syrian and all his other rat actions were a direct result of being insecure about it. he knew he didn't deserve the mark and batiatus must have known that too but just didn't care what getting it without the final test would mean to the other gladiators. he was never truly a brother to them
8 months ago
Anonymous
Does he ever get what's coming to him? Like maybe in the end a bunch of Legionnaires corner him and just run a train on his ass until he bleeds out, raped and gaped, in the street.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Watch the later seasons Yes. Not like all that, but Naevia beheads him.
what of good ol' Solonius
His station rises ever higher as wiener does to waiting mouth.
kek
The way they speak is half the fun. I bet they burst out laughing at some of the lines
amazing wording
One of my biggest pet peeves is how all shows/movies about anitquity think making everyone a britbong lends authenticity. Mother frickers were looked down at as subhuman trash by the Romans (rightly so)
Words fall from mouth as shit from ass
no i would only kill spartacus if he would try to prevent me from raping her, which he probably would, to be fair.
Who is Spartacus?
i'm spartacus
I must be loyal to my domina
caught me offguard
Lol
The likes of this show will never be seen again in the west. Once again the gods spread cheeks and ram wiener in ass.
Nah
I would for Mira though
I have a no kill rule
This show is so extremely high test I am amazed it was even allowed to be made. It really tickles that itch for over the top violence, sex, and historical (in)accuracy. All these giant beefy slabs of men do is workout and fight all day, eat, and then fight on the weekends. If you live they have red wine fueled orgies and if you do good enough you get a bust made of you with your wiener showing. Literally what I dream of
you're right but you don't have to be such a homosexual about it
The only person i ever met that watched this show was a flaming homosexual. I thought only gays watched this and you confirmed it
Women shoudn't be allowed to be this hot.
Wrong, they should only be allowed to be this hot
if i can't have them nobody should
Literally what's that hot about her? Looks like a generic roastie
Her character is what makes her so hot.
She isn't ugly just very generic. Looks like a typical skinny blond that a 15yr old boy would find "hot". So many more better looking girls in this show
The actress is an actual aristocrat(or the New Zealand equivalent) and she has the classic aristocratic look; tall, thin, elegant, blonde. Even if she's not your type, you can tell on some level that she is a superior breed of human. Like the other poster said, this triggers the primal urge to degrade her in a lot of guys.
you're just moronic mate. no biggie
Stills don't do her justice.
It's her voice, mannerisms, movements, b***hiness, etc.
looks trans. is that your type?
my queeeeeeeen
Black Sails wasn't bad either tbh
frick off homosexual, this is a spartacus thread
>10/06/13
As someone who watched Spartacus live on tv as it first aired, I can't describe what a let down Black Sails was. Camelot on the other hand, there is a Starz show that got cancelled too early.
I would rather kill Spartacus for her.
kino
I would commit unspeakable crimes for her
I liked that bawd in s2 that seduces the praetor.
Post it.
eh 🙂
And what of Good Solonius?
there he is
What was actually good about him? He wasnt as evil as batiatus but he was a roman lannista shit who probably raped his slaves.
How does one go about earning the title "good"?
Even roman senators use the title.
he tried to have batiatus killed first though and pretty much wienerblocked him at every opportunity for years onend
And he was always perving over lucy lawless.
Don't you remember Gods of the Arena? When they were still friends, Batiatus was constantly mocking him or talking shit about his ability and standing, plus his not finding a woman. He even told Solonius that he wasn't cut out for some of this because he was too timid and didn't have the balls to be cut throat, then he was surprised when Solonius finally grew a pair and took some moves that benefitted himself instead of Batiatus
tbh I kinda forgot about gods of the arena. I am planning on rewatching it after I finish rewatching s1
Oh please Solonius coulnt handle the bantz.
When your longtime bro and business partners tells you heh you cant get your dick wet ey har har you dont try to fricking ruin and/or kill him.
That's EXACTLY what you do.
rad solonius was always a good friend to batiatus who broke under the constant belittling and frickery he endured after which he took over vettius' gladiators in one cunning move. this made batiatus seethe until solonius' death
You can't "rape" your own property
And what of nude Solonius?
damm, solonius looks like THAT
All the morons saying >das gay lol
You are one of the reason we only get slop these days
no I love Mira
>I desire only sleep. And the absence of dreams.
God I loved this show.
is the show worth a watch?
Yes
🙁
Too soon
it's kino and stop asking if something is worth you dumb fricking zoomer
Season 1 good, but starts slow.
Season 2 is better.
Stopped watching there but it's worth watching that far at least.
Perfect mix of cute, hot and stuck up. 11/10 sexy.
>he doesnt know how it ends
Blood and Sand, Gods of the arena are really good and are a gladiator arena show. Vengeance and War of the Damned are about the slave rebellion against Rome.
the rebellion was necessary to raise the stakes but I loved the gladiator parts as well even if it is kinda soap operaish sometimes
Do you think that teen she fricked in the tub made her orgasm?
He came before she even got in the water.
Casting directors are literally 99.99999% women but did one man slip through the cracks at Starz?
all of them are naked onscreen so nah
mrs. varro
If illythia and sybil were hanging from a cliff and you could only save one who would you chose?
for me, it's seppia
Andy's death is the only celebrity death that still makes me sad
She was best grill. Too bad she only did nude scenes in 1 other work besides Spartacus
the most blackpilled scene is when crixus takes off his loincloth in that slave barter scene
I would rather be the son of honorable Magistrate who is gifted a qt slave girl freshly captured from glorious conquest. Preferably, she would be an oddity because she was captured as part of the warriors that dared to defy Rome. Which is no surprise why those Barbarians fell on Roman blades so easily if they allow the women folk to fight alongside their men.
>xena does nude scene
The way they crucified that guy and cut his dick off was gruesome.
But he remained loyle to his waifu.
Gotta admire that.
Never really understood that, he could've just admitted it and probably saved his skin, why would he immediately give his life for some rich prostitute he just met?
He said he would do a thing and he stuck with it.
>Ye this b***h told me to do it
>He's lying
I wonder in who's words they would've believed in, the slave or the wife of a praetor
Why did Andy have to die bros?
>Gannicus does backflips while rock music plays
>shit from mouth
>Spartacus distraught after the duel
>good solonius
>Lucretia naked
>orgy
Take me back bros
>random shots of floppy breasts in the arena audience just because
>CAPUAAAAA SHALL I BEGIN?
>bitter rivals become bros
>caesar gets assraped
They dont make 'em like this anymore.
Season 3 was shit and never happened
It was better than season 2 and crassus btfoing hoes forever salvaged it into watchable territory.
Never got the obsession with her. She isn't even top5 of all the girls on the show.
Shes the stuck up rich girl you want to degrade
I became completely obsessed with the idea of her sneaking into my roman army base camp, completely naked under her furs right away.
Sometimes I cry because it will never happen.
u a shit
I love villain factions where sociopathy is so ubiquitious that it becomes trivial.
That was just everyone
>spartacus kills people weekly for his master
>cucks roman higher up without blinking
>escapes and indiscriminately slaughters romans regardless of how they treat their slaves
>create a huge army that does the same
dat scene
>immediately gets her pregnant on the first go
Too bad his kid didn't live, that could have been interesting
>Never saw any of these actors in anything ever again
This show is more cursed than Star Wars
>fricking Ashur!
Oh yeah forgot about him, was expecting him to be a shifty frick in The Expanse as well but he turned out to be a 'good guy'
Fricking hell I just made the connection now. I knew he seemed familiar
crixus was deathstroke in arrow. and then i saw him in the news getting divorced raped and that's it.
>And what of General Solonius?
YOU WANNA FACE MEEEE??????
I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
I think there were trannies in this scene too.
close, it was a hermaphrodite
whoops
this is the single most israeli character I have ever seen
he's syrian
I meant on the inside
I dont think theres a single character that comes even close to being as much of a scheming scumbag. The best part is everyone knows he is a fricking snake but they need him for one thing or another so they deal with him anyway
I'm on Team Ashur. He was good at getting people things they wanted, moving stuff from one hand to another. But people treated him like absolute shit for really no reason, then were surprised when he retaliated. Like Barca and his homosexual friend, they were repeatedly pissing in the food and being shitheads to them. Or Batiatus granting them the mark because they're serving their master so well, then all the others still rejecting the Syrians hard. Plus them busting his leg. Ashur generally only fricked over those that had it coming to them. He wanted to move up in the world and stop being shit on just like every other person did.
Barca was literally moronic
he was not good enough to be a gladiator, but smart enough to realize that he would die if he didn't do anything about it. i can't really fault him for that.
at the same time the way he fricked over the other syrian and all his other rat actions were a direct result of being insecure about it. he knew he didn't deserve the mark and batiatus must have known that too but just didn't care what getting it without the final test would mean to the other gladiators. he was never truly a brother to them
Does he ever get what's coming to him? Like maybe in the end a bunch of Legionnaires corner him and just run a train on his ass until he bleeds out, raped and gaped, in the street.
Watch the later seasons Yes. Not like all that, but Naevia beheads him.
And what of good Cossutius?
Anything for domina.
>Madness, Doctore? This is Spartacus!
Holy shit. I never noticed it was the same guy
She was my favorite, so yes