Would you watch a Mirror's Edge film?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    running scenes are kinda boring to watch
    i like the first game's visuals and music though

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Even if it was first person it wouldn't be able to capture the player interaction

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if Hitomi Tanaka is Faith

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only to fap to.

      Only if she has giant breasts and looks down the whole time

      If I get dubs I'll post her r34 in this thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off post it anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's AlienAlly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >me2 model
          meh

          She has too much of a man jaw and extremely pointy chin. I don't understand why or how developers think it's okay because majority of girls/women simply don't have such features.

          the first game's design or the second?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitomi Tanaka
      wrong Tanaka

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    women and asians don't belong in film

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but id buy a new game if they made it like the first one and the levels were hand crafted

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. enough adaptations, and especially video game adaptations. there hasn't even been one good one.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already made one though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BLOWS YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

      nice

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they made it like Hardcore Henry it would probably be enjoyable, I don't know why they don't make more films like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know why they don't make more films like that.
      Aside from being kinda hard to film, most people just get sick after a while

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's puzzle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very good. Have you listened to much of Solar Fields other music?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually like Faith's ME1 ayy lmao ass face more than how she looks in ME2
    >99% of the porn is of ME2 Faith
    Shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know the feeling, buddy. it's because her ME1 model is pretty low quality since you never see her face outside the obligatory 'looking at skyscraper' scene at the start and all the cutscenes are cartoony animations, while me2 has a full detailed model that was ripped so that's what every SFM 'artist' uses
      me1 faith isn't an ayy, just more Asian

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What sucks the most is that nobody's done porn of her in the cutscenes' style. I remember they got a lot of hate back in the day but I like them. They feel very contemporary to flash anims of the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erin Esurance if it was epic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has too much of a man jaw and extremely pointy chin. I don't understand why or how developers think it's okay because majority of girls/women simply don't have such features.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only to fap to.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she has giant breasts and looks down the whole time

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Story is bland and the niche source material means the budget would be low and the gorgeous city would like CG shit. The only thing this game was remarkable for was the first person free running, which would have the depth of Hardcore Henry if filmed in that POV. Hardcore Henry deserves props for the attempt but it’s not a style worth repeating for the screen.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if they don't cast some white hag and there are scenes of her taking her shoes off after running around all day

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they cast a hot chick as the lead, she's got the moves, and the camera remembers we're here to look at her during action scenes and in between panoramic shots of the city.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, but the story is pretty simple

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, actually. Is there any kinos about parkour?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      District B13 (2004)

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would edge in front of a mirror

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If done right, Mirror's Edge could be more successful as a TV or movie series. The 2 games, original and reboot, were both financial losses for EA or non-blockbuster games.. They're just cult classics like Beyond Good and Evil.

    The game are just a chick running around, give me 60 bucks. No replay value.

    The show or movie would be loosely based on the games. Would be an Asian chick protagonist that does parkour and is hunted by the government.

    Would probably be a ripoff of Kiefer Sutherland's Rabbit Hole.

    Only problem, who wants to watch a show about a woke tatted up Asian female protagonist?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they replicate that kino art direction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too kino for brainlet directors

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It all needs to look like an architectural render.

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