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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      without dubt

      This is sad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Define sad?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    without dubt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOUBT

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m both stupid and crazy enough to try it.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, it is my top fantasy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which top?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Number 1?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of moronic question is this? this shit would kill you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it would do the opposite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm different. I could control the crown and harness it's power. I'm uncorruptable.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moments before anon started calling everyone Gunter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        to me it still stretches believe that the Winter King could have done what he did. How did he have the presence of mind to even pull off a stunt like that? They should have said that he was *on the way* to full corruption, but barely managed to do the spell on bubblegum before he totally lost it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so? everyone is going to die someday

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and when I get that crown, they're gonna be dying a lot sooner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would keep you alive, but it would make you crazy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you need to save her, but who's gonna save you?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well i'm built different

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but I have nothing to live for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaggh! And HERE we have BENSON being a wet blanket like he always is! Why can't you let anyone enjoy things, you old coot!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m already insane, tbf I think my normal insanity would cancel out the magic insanity and I’d be the same as I already am, just with ice magic powers.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was about to be killed by the apocalypse.

  7. 7 months ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    I'm more into fire, but yeah. I'm already losing my mind anyway.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Because I want to live to watch the world end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cruel monster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's very dark of you anon.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't you just wish you can't get corrupted by it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't grant wishes anymore. Gunther fricked that one up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to actually choose a wish, it chooses what you subconsciously wish for most and you don't get to add in details like "but I'd stay sane"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, I just finished a manga about it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could you sauce me up boss ?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dungeon Meshi. Admittedly one of the better mangas that has come out in the last few years.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, Dungeon Meshi was great. Had a nasty cold last week and one day decided I would just sit down and read the entire thing in one sitting. Was completely worth it.
          >he turns into a monster so strong it stops a literal reality warper with zero limits and makes it frick off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would stay sane anyway as long as your wish isn't to be evergreen or ice king or any other such magical thing when you can't handle the secrets of ice and snow. Like if your greatest wish was to be a muscle chad it won't make you crazy, because the crown doesn't do that. It depends on the wish. Unless they retconned it in the other shits after the sow.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not directly stated but I think it can be inferred that all Wish Magic in AT has a monkey's paw element to it. The other elementals warn Evergreen about the dangers of wish magic and even Prismo, who is a nice guy and legitimately wants to help Finn and Jake, warns Jake that his wish must be very specifically crafted to avoid unforeseen consequences.

          So if the crown is a monkey's paw wish where you can't ask for specifics due to it acting off your subconscious, that's extremely dangerous.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's just prismo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The other elementals only said that Evergreen might not know what his true deepest desire is. There is no reason to think that if Evergreen was right about his wish and he wore the crown that anything would have gone wrong. How do you "infer" such a thing with no evidence?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's resetted. It can only grant one wish and a dinosaur already used it. And if you just wish for it not to corrupt you it will literally have no effect except for using up the wish.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes because i like snow and hate people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to say I wouldn't...but even knowing what would happen it's still tempting. It's a chance at some big power and you'll be able to enjoy it sane for a while if you're smart

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the ice crown or the wishing crown?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I'm already as degenerate and insane as the ice king. If anything the crown would do me some good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. Never thought about it?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't these both wear it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finn wears the crown, freezes entire planet.
      >Jake wears the crown, sandwich time.
      Is Jake too strong for the crown?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe we don't know about it yet?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something about that still bothers me though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The crown’s lore wasn’t thought of yet. Adventure Time is known for being the cartoon which has the most retcons.

          I think the madness only sets in permanently when there are no other alive subjects that wore it beforehand. If the Ice King for example was still alive and someone wore the crown, they could use its powers and only go a little crazy but can take it off and be normal again

          Gunter uses the crown to rebuild the Ice Kingdom after Frost & Fire. Abracadaniel also uses it one time. As long as Ice King exists nobody else can be corrupted

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which Gunter?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the penguin one moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the orgalorg one.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know that. Stop assuming.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally confirmed in the finale.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn't. What finale did you watch? Only thing that happened with the crown in the finale is that it got reset because golb ate it and then gunter wished to be ice king.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know it for certain but there is empirical evidence to show that wearing the crown one time doesn't instantly Evergreenify you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? Doesn't mean that only one guy is affected at a time. I don't see how the two things are related. Unless you're saying that it was implied that Simon went nuts immediately when he first put on the crown and no one else did besides Finn. But it's not like the others weren't affected by the crown at all. They did get powers. I think it's pretty clear that Simon and Finn went nuts the first time because they couldn't handle the secrets of ice and snow. They weren't magical, and they were even kind of normies. I think they just couldn't handle it. And the others who wore it were all already magic. Jake Gunter and Abracadaniel are not normal people. Jake's a badass chad, Gunter is a monster from before time even existed, and abracadaniel is already a wizard to begin with. It just makes sense to me that these guys can handle it. There's just no evidence either way, but thinking only one person can be evergreeny at once is a weird assumption to make. Just admit that it's something we don't know, damn. Why do some guys feel like they have to have "hekking wogical answers" for everything? You remind me of those zeldatoober gays. Literally everything they say is something they made up, they have this huge, and really lame and cliche fanfiction narrative that they keep peddling as truth to everybody. It's insanity.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why isn't Jake in the crowns labirynth though? Even if Jake and Gunther could handle the madness of the crown there was nothing stopping it from copying them to it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't know how that works or what it even is iirc. Again, asking questions for which we have no answers is not an argument. It's not evidence for anything at all, it only points at the lack of evidence for anything.

                You do you, if you think your headcanon makes the most sense than have fun with it. I'm going to have fun with mine.

                It wasn't a headcanon really, it was just a random guess. The POINT is that we don't know anything about this subject, and it's weird to assume things about it as if there are no other possibilities.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do you, if you think your headcanon makes the most sense than have fun with it. I'm going to have fun with mine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The crown’s lore wasn’t thought of yet. Adventure Time is known for being the cartoon which has the most retcons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a retcon, but you can claim that it's still bonded with Ice King and so he's the only one who is most affected by it. In the first Fionna and Cake episode Cake put on Ice Queen's tiara and Fionna took it off saying that if she used it she'd go crazy like her eventually, and since that's a fanfic of Simon's creation then it stands to reason that the IK is somewhat aware of the danger the crown poses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        my headcanon is the original Owner should either die or undo the curse
        > Gunther was able to wear the crown and be Ice King after Simon became a human again
        > Alternate timeline Finn was able to become Ice King after Simon stopped the bomb and died under it

        also this screenshot is from my Fav Adventure Time ep the snow Golem and fire Pup episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the madness only sets in permanently when there are no other alive subjects that wore it beforehand. If the Ice King for example was still alive and someone wore the crown, they could use its powers and only go a little crazy but can take it off and be normal again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cake also worn the crown in the first f&c episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either that or it's because he is already magical so it can't turn him into an ice wizard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guess was that the crown was already "bound" to the Ice King and it couldn't affect 2 people at the same time.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wish granting version or the Ice King version?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try to get it to reset to default, the Wishing Crown is great. A Wishing Crown that has a poorly worded 'Turn the wearer into a crazy ice wizard' is not.

    Have to wonder what happens to all the mind/souls of the previous wearers though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel moronic for not realizing the crown turns people crazy and shit because of how it got distorted by the OG guthers wish

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind autist will the crown transform you? Me im gonna be the a.c. repair man i only do cooling though

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, ice powers.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reset crown is basically the Room from Stalker. You can wish whatever you want, but it will grant you what you actually want, even if you don't know it.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wear it. Seems like a spiffy hat.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming this is the mad ice crown based on the filename, I wouldn't wear it. I'd probably sell it for money if I can't destroy it

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin yes

    >my parents never care
    >i have no fricking job
    >i never had girlgays
    >they hate me cuz imma moron
    >i had no life

    I prefer to be insane ice making maniac than to be living in this moronic piece of rock

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I want to play drums.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice magic is boring.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw, it's the coolest kind of magic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no metal is

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, why not?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, does it turn you into a tumblr sexyman like Farmworld Finn, or a sex pest like IK?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr sexyman
      I keep seeing this. What does it mean? Also it depends on you oubviously. It'll just give you big nose, make you schizo and magic and immortal, stuff like that. What those things make you into is entirely depending on who you already are when you put on the crown.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thin and tall, somewhat attractive but really you barely have to look good, morally grey personality. there has to be traditional elements a woman likes but also something for them to try and fix.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be alive and crazy than dead.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I lost my son, otherwise nah.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess, but like Simon : quickly wearing it when needed then taking it off.
    Also I guess you wouldn't turn into a 1:1 Ice King copy : Simon was a really nice guy, hence why after his transformation he is goofy but not actively trying to do harm.
    Don't forget the Crown on its own is able to freeze the entire World, it's incredibly powerful.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I'd like to know what I'd become.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have worn it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just nutted to that picture

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epic manchild room with plushies and little ceasers shirt

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro he's like 15 chill out

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he looks 25

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he looks 25

          Split the difference and you got it, I'm 20

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post proof. Timestamp right now, and also pick your nose with your right middle finger in your left nostril.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that thing, bruh?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubleking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The unstoppable force

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat me to it.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already lost my mind. Not much else it could do to me.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah of course i can live forever and feel like im in speed forever

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Simon become Ice King again from putting on the crown if it was reset to its original state from before Gunter wished to be Evergreen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunther wished to be "like the IceKing".
      As for the Crown, Simon is/was looking for a similar Crown he used to wear, because he brought his fanfic world into reality, but without magic, it was a mess, the only way to save it was to put an Ice Crown again, so he explored several universes to find one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we dont really know what gunter wished for but it makes sense that he would frick it up like the og gunter did

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I probably would 2bh genetically I'm already going to lose my mind so I may as well get some sweet ice powers to go along with it

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to wear it to escape from your problems and depression, you are forgetting that the crown not only makes you crazy but sad because apparently, magic needs both feelings to work

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to fly around and do crazy shit

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i wear it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not would you wear it?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it fitto?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you put on the crown, what Cinemaphile show would be etched into the universe of the characters in your dreams?

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it the wishing crown… i wanna be able to turn into every Kamen Rider in existence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait. Does it grant wishes?

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the crown would make me hobo crazy
    The kind of crazy were you mutter and fight with yourself and you forget what you were doing mid fight then you start rambling about something else completely unrelated
    I would probably be dangerous mostly because not even I know what the frick I'm doing it's unpredictable as shit

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find PB
    >imprison her
    >force the madness onto her
    >bury her somewhere since she's immortal anyway
    >live a great life with winter powers
    Really why didn't the other Simon do that?
    PB is pretty much the devil, I'd sleep every night like a baby with 0 regrets.
    Just consider that when Simon is Ice King, he kidnaps PB but never hurts her but when PB ends up with the same craziness she escalates it with fricking murder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when Simon is Ice King, he kidnaps PB but never hurts her but when PB ends up with the same craziness she escalates it with fricking murder.
      Great song though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winter King Simon was still Simon and was still somewhat crazy (Ice Marcy dicky ToT). He just pushed most of the crazy onto PB. He couldn't imprison PB due to her smarts and boosted magic from the madness, she'd escape and be very, very angry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he can move the madness to anyone just do it to some butthole noone cares about like wyatt

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put it on once
    >become immortal but lacking ice magic
    >Chuck it into nearest river
    I win bye bye
    Even if I have to go full ice pilled it’s not that bad

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the crown i'd rather have the Fridjitsu.
    Man if only Finn had kept all the one off powers he got throughout the show.
    Would have been awesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ice Ninja. Neat concept

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Episode name

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        chambers of frozen blades i think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      would have been OP if he kept The Ultimate Wizard powers.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be forever senile and never die? No.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be forever senile and never die? Hell Yeah!

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Ice Princess Marceline

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      topkek
      Now I want to make a AI version of Gaben's TF2 commentary with IK's voice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        now that's funny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        THESE STEAM SALES KEEP ME ALIVE
        BUT THEY'RE MAKING ME LAZY
        AND I NEED TO WORK ON HL2
        BUT WHOS GOING TO WEIGH ME?
        PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR WHATEVER I DO
        WHEN I DON'T #SAVETF2

        saved

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        saved

        Excellent works anons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      THESE STEAM SALES KEEP ME ALIVE
      BUT THEY'RE MAKING ME LAZY
      AND I NEED TO WORK ON HL2
      BUT WHOS GOING TO WEIGH ME?
      PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR WHATEVER I DO
      WHEN I DON'T #SAVETF2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not bad m8

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very nice

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would wear it if it only made you crazy
    the thing about the crown is it doesnt just make you crazy its pretty much is guerenteed Ego Death to the point you may as well be dead because the thing wearing the crown is not you anymore

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Cinemaphile react to the christmas episode when it first aired? I bet they had no clue what it would lead to.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty crazy but I think almost no one at the time thought it would be a recurring plot point. Like everyone thought it was just there for shock value and then would be ignored until the final episode or something.

      That's actually one thing that pleasantly surprised me about AT, is that all the throwaway stuff from the early seasons ended up having actual consequences.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if my life depended on it

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, frick it why not? Sanity is overrated anyways.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would. There's a chance you can get fixed like Winter King and all you have to do is curse someone temporarily, then find someone who deserves it, curse him, then lock him up to be mad while you have sick ice magic and live forever.
    Or you could just go halfway between insane and sane and live forever with no power and some slight memory problems like Simon in Simon and Marcy. Or go insane right away.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already socially isolated without a cursed crown, so I would love to stop being fully aware of the reality of my situation in favor of derangement since I don't have much to lose. Also ice powers or whatever.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure, being batshit insane in a way that's not totally harmful isn't a terrible cost for living forever with wicked ice powers

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wear it
    >Wish to not become insane
    >Free Ice powers and immortality

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason Simon’s crown is able to give him ice powers and immortality is because of Gunther’s wish to be evergreen. If the crown is in the wishing stage again, and you wish to not be insane, that’s all you’ll get from the crown, no ice powers.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very tempting here

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes homie. My life is boring as FRICK. I’d love to be a fun wacky ice wizard.

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