wouldn't it be cool if there was like a theater mixed with a public swimming pool. So you could like swim and frick around while also watching a moive
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wouldn't it be cool if there was like a theater mixed with a public swimming pool.
how about no
When you're asleep tonight I will reach from under your bed and pull a nail through the webbing of each of your toes after sewing your mouth shut with a rusty needle. You cannot escape this.
>opts out of your Saw trap
>am free to go at any time
>Don't like movie at Kinopool™
>Covertly pour out backpack of angry crabs into the water
>Piss in pool to add insulation to injury and then sneak out
the crabs wouldn't do anything because they'd be at the bottom of the water but I'd be in the 15 ft section
I would attach flotation devices to them then jackass
>Get absolutely bodied by Chad the lifeguard while Stacy calls the cops
Like nobody would notice moron?
Alamo Drafthouse "Road Shows" does this stuff. They play Jaws at this waterpark on a lake and everyone watches it from their floaty intertubes.
Would you invite them in, Anon?
Hot barely legal girls? In my pool? Oh HELL no.
Only if they bring that pizza
USC has been doing movie watch nights in their pool for decades now.
Black folk and hispanics would shit in the pool.
that doesn't happen at non-kino pools though and they allow Black folk and hispanics in
It absolutely does I've seen that almost every time I went to the pool growing up unless my mom drove way out to the good pool in the suburbs.
Not in a public setting. Public pools are for the dregs of society.
Yeah... I always wished I could smell chlorine and get all pruny by staying in the water for 2hr40min.
>and get all pruny
you are autistic if you notice this
they do this on cruise ships
I watched Apollo 13 with my fiance in the hottub, then later nutted in her, it was based
Are cruises worth it, always wanted to go on one
wrong thread or is this actually a bot
cruises are really based. never had a problem. bartenders are always solid. lots of kino on board and its insane being out in the middle of the ocean. unbeatable sensation.
I was unlucky. My aunt got the family on a cruise, but it was loaded with old people. Longest three weeks of my life!
Three weeks is a little too long in general.
Island hopping was the only fun bit. Just wish I had more time to take photographs on the beach.
Three weeks is what my ancestors did across the Atlantic, frick that. If I was going to cruise I'm doing maximum week-long.
So like what do you do on this ship exactly? Just fat around and drink?
you can just relax and eat and drink and read and swim and play free games
or you can bring money and drink, gamble, go on excursions if they make stops, like go snorkeling or shop or go see some touristy money pits
I went on 2 and they can get kind of boring, but that can also depend on who you're with.
Sneed's Movie Jacuzzi
it would get cold after a while
Good idea, but, there has to be no shallow end. The whole thing has to be 10 feet deep to keep those that can't swim out. . . the ones that like to yell at the screen and can't get their weaves wet.
>public swimming pool
private pool + movies projected on the big screen is maximum comfy
especially with the screen reflecting back in the pool and vice versa
more like pubic swimming pool
you'd be swimming in a giant toilet
Do you guys not watch movies in your bathtup?
I use a sandwich bag and a suction cup to hold up an old phone of mine in the shower so I can jerk off to porn.
I don't like jerking off in the shower.
Alamo Drafthouse's original location in Austin did this for Jaws on Lake Travis. floating screen, audience given tubes to float on, and they hired divers to swim around grabbing people's legs.
SHRINKAGE
a Cinemaphile poster would blast a giant cloud of diarrhea in that b***h immediately anon