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>Tiffany Haddish Confesses She Wanted to Sleep With Henry Cavill Until She Met Him

>Tiffany Haddish shared that she had a huge crush on Henry Cavill, but when she met him, she found him to be a little too awkward, joking, "I should be talking to him about Dungeons & Dragons."

https://www.eonline.com/news/1400706/tiffany-haddish-confesses-she-wanted-to-sleep-with-henry-cavill-until-she-met-him

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do women not realise how vapid and moronic they sound when they keep repeating the same old shite about Cavill
    >I don't like his hobbies, ew
    I'm sure he's devastated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like he does this on purpose when the woman is ugly and boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do women not realise how vapid and moronic they sound when they keep repeating the same old shite about Cavill
      >>I don't like his hobbies, ew
      >I'm sure he's devastated

      They constructed an image of Cavill in their minds based on his public persona and his films, then meet the guy and he's kind of quiet and reserved with insular nerdy interests. It shows that yes, they're stupid fame seeking prostitutes.

      Related, but Ryan Gosling had women swooning for him in the audience when he was performing I'm Just Ken song. I'm certain many women had rejected him or thought he was lame and boring. But there he is on stage and they swooned for him because he has status now.

      Women are drawn to status, remember that.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt look that bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Widows peak. I have them too, they have been the same for 20+ years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chad hairline tbh
      just the perfect amount of recession

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Circle the hands instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Circle the hands instead
        It took Cinemaphile like 8 years to notice the size of his hands.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude i love Hellboy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying that she wouldn't still sleep with him

      he is 40 years old
      most zoomers are already balding by the time they are 20

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just a bad haircut. He looks better with longer hair. Hairline hasn't receded that much if you compare to older pics where he had longer hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Argyle
      failed
      >The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
      failed
      >DCEU
      failed
      >Witcher
      failed
      >40k
      Will fail

      >Balding
      >Small hands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Argyle
        >failed
        he’s barely in it
        >The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
        >failed
        no ad campaign. Doomed to fail
        >DCEU
        >failed
        Dog shit writing, not in his control. He and Affleck put in great performances in spite of the material
        >Witcher
        >failed
        Dog shit writing and actively antagonistic show runner. He was borderline forced off the show for trying to course correct
        >40k
        >Will fail
        we’ll have to see

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
        >failed
        Only released in US theaters and Prime streaming everywhere else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying his hairline looks bad or pointing out that he’s fixed it?

      Bc he’s obviously fixed it since Man of Steel, and it looks great now. Widow’s peaks are cool, and a slight bit of recession is masculine. It’s literally called a ‘mature hairline’

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks pretty stupid because his hair is too long and standing up straight, making it look dumb. taken to its ridiculous extreme in argyle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Omg is that his exposed forehead? Why doesn’t he have a thatch of pubes down to his eyebrows like zoomers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mentall illness

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape should be legal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay pal, bend over. Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I consent then it's not rape, moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can remove consent later.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's probably intimidated, she seems loud and overbearing like a lot of black women

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why being universally attractive man is so tough. Gotta be hot enough to draw them in, and then charismatic enough to close the deal. I had to learn it all in stages. When you get Cinemaphile and brush up your look you'll suddenly get a lot more interest, but then be confused because it isn't really going anywhere. Then you have to figure out the silver tongue. Then you hate women because you realize how formulaic and petty it is.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiffany Haddish
    It's wild how confident she is, he could have a hotter girl any night of the week.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Henry Cavill want anything to do with a gorilla looking b***h? Watching ugly chicks trying to neg Cavill to boost their own egos is hilarious.
    "Hurr durr I am too good for Henry Cavill"
    It's all just thinly veiled venal narcissism and resentment.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEEEEEEEEERD

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is me
    he is us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he's just racist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, exactly
        >he is me
        >he is us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus frick its like they claim so much horse shit but provide no proof, or just plainly sounding moronic
      >he he just couldnt stop talking using gamer bro code !!!
      >he didnt want sex scenes with no purpose for them !
      that poor guy having to deal with those fricking morons
      where is that from anyway ?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I should be talking to him about Dungeons & Dragons."

    What should Henry Cavill be talking about with Tiffany Haddish?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if a man said this about a woman, he wouldn't last the day before he was permanently cancelled

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >please talk about me after haunted mansion bombed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pfffff as if henry would want to sleep with that horrid brown monster.

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