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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    think it was john wick 4 they kept saying (hotel) manager and i kept thinking of mr manager

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres always money in the banana stand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why go to a banana stand when these ladies can make YOUR banana stand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, I'm the guy in the $600 banana suit, COME ON

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's alway upvotes back on r*ddit.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MR F

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Pavlovianly heard that in my head as soon as I read your post

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same anon. I swear i will be on my deathbed and the doctor who is about administer my lethal dosage of morphine will be named dr. Fritz or something. A final Mr.F

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manager. We just say "manager."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter why.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was disgusting how fast he let power get to his head

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just binged this, dunno if I'm just nostalgic for my own childhood but Gob and George Michael had the best dynamic in the show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good manzai performance, even if the kid is a chronic pot smoker

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid as a rock!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure how the catchphrase "Solid as a rock" helps people forget we were building houses in Iraq.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took me years to figure out that's an actual pop song from the 80s

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daddy needs to get his rocks off

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTHIC ASSTLE?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEES!?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      beads

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BEADS?!?!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOB’s not on board

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the older brother, the matriarch if you will
            >Sure, I will

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      beads

      BEADS?!?!

      GOB’s not on board

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seal deal

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that pretends seasons 1, 2 and 3 are the only ones that exist?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where i stop on rewatches

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        After the show's original cancelation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sign of autism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few episodes into season 4 made me stop, I didn't even bother with season 5. 1-3 are the true seasons and the show wrapped up nicely

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're wiser than I. I slogged all the way through season 4, and the first 3 episodes of season 5 before I pulled the plug.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a weird feeling when I started Season 4. There were much fewer jokes per minute and the episodes seemed to stretch too long. Each individual scene stretched for far too long. Also Tobias, my poor man, what did they do to him? Seasons 1-3 had him be the butt of the joke but mostly because of his own dumb decisions but in Season 4 the showrunners seemed to have a sociopathic fixation with watching him get hurt.
        I never liked this trope, hell, I've always hated this trope where a character receives bullying or abuse that would border on criminal and we the audience are supposed to laugh. For example, parks and rec had Jerry being abused by his coworkers (ahaha, the latina b***h put his epi pen under a bowl of nuts, hahaha, when the characters have a hat to sort doing bathroom duty in the park they put Jerry's name inside, because frick him!).
        In Season 4, the first time I remember seeing Tobias was when he got inside the Chris hansen sting operation, some cop tackles him, bashes his head and we see a very graphic stream of blood jump on the wall.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, season 3 works as a finale, however loose. just take it as michael and jr escaping from the repetitive chaos of the family who will eventually completely self destruct

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 4 is honestly good. I like the original cut too
      Season 5 though... Nah

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original cut is actually great as a whole, the remix is unwatchable with the excess narration that ruins jokes and has to do constant exposition to keep the story in order

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree season 4 was a fine comeback that shoulda been one and done. The remix is unwatchable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never even watched season 4. If you haven't figured this out by now then you can't be helped.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This whole pretending bad seasons of shows didn't exist is really gay it's not funny or cute

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gob hate criming george micheals egyptian class mate during the school election will always be my favorite moment

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoa, bumpy road ahead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are ya' tryin' to say to me?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    way to plant, ann

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's as ann as the nose on plain's face

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guffaw

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well excuuuuuse me

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man puberty hit his face like a fricking airbus

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, anon, you're gonna get yo sorry ass banned for three days

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoouuu’re a crook Captain Hook-

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bit that most lives rent free in my head.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      steve holt says trans rights

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I really supposed to believe this family wasn't meant to be israeli? Was actually shocked when they weren't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're wasp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like a lot of shows they aware on the original pitch then the writers cannot help but self insert. Hurwitz admitted this (but said it was his wife's family). TV Tropes once had a very popular "you have got to have israelites" section but they had it removed because it was antisemitic and therefore untrue.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TV Tropes once had

          It's still there, just renamed under "A Nice israeli Index"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well George converted

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews don't get prison time, and they're malicious. Bluths were just stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jessica Walter's brother is the most stereotypical looking israelite who ever lived.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1541

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews would never write themselves in such a candid or demeaning way. Only for the goyim.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever heard of Curb your Enthusiasm?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're WASP's. Lucille is a good old fashioned anti-semite.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your father is religious now?
        >Yeah.
        >We'll play that up, it's very sympathetic.
        >Yeah, who doesn't love the israelites?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incest jokes
    >constant gay/sexual jokes
    >jokes about roofying people
    >mocking methadone addicts
    Yeah i'm thinking peak israeli degeneracy mixed with nonstop reddit jokes. Awful show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your favorite show, character?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It somehow wasn't as overt as the same jokes in sunny in Philadelphia.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's going to be all right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOUR PENNIES... HAVE BEEN IN MY ASS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        UCB was a great show, and he was great in it. He was funnier when he was a slimmer man.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that when Michael asks T-Bone if he burnt down the storage unit, Patrice says "Almost definitely" because that's a funnier line and quite literally what he says.

    People who claim he says "Oh, most definitely." need brain exams.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off Chris and take your meds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're an "oh they're tired" gay too aren't ya

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's 'overtired'

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can easily be confirmed with a (legit) copy of the dvd with subtitles enabled.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly, but I've seen some glaring errors in subtitles on DVDs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try ebooks. Retail, straight from Amazon, with some blatantly obvious errors. It makes me think no one even bothers to proofread these things anymore, or if they do, it's while drinking whisky or something.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've bet you seen some glaring numbers of red cars following you too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea what you're on about?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe you shouldn't buy the ones out of that chink's boot in the DMV parking lot.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about legit feature film DVDs, borrowed from the library.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Netflix's subtitles for Community's opening song is written as "Give me some rope, tie me to dream" rather than "Give me some more time in a dream".

          Disney+'s subtitles for the Alway's Sunny episode "Mac Day" has Frank subtitled as say "Alright, pee Country Mac" rather than "RIP Country Mac"

          Nobody checks the subtitles to see that they're correct or gives a shit on any platform.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody checks the subtitles to see that they're correct or gives a shit on any platform.
            Sadly, it seems to be the case. Ironically, the best sub files often come from subtitles.org, when some motivated person spends time correcting all the errors—OCR errors and otherwise.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >subtitles.org
              Oops. Frick that site. I meant subscene.org

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just get the scripts from springfieldspringfield

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, that is a much more clever joke. But weirdly "oh most definitely" is still funny, just in a different way.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which order to watch season 4, I've seen both once and they're both middling, but which one should I go next rewatch

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't like the name George Michael anymore"
    >"Why not?"
    >News: "George Michael was arrested for indecent behaviour in a public restroom"
    >"No reason"
    >"Well, we can't call you George, that's your pop-pop. Maybe we can start calling you Boy George!"
    >News: "Boy George was arrested last night for sexual assault in a public restroom."
    >"You know what, I think I will stick with George Michael... at least it was consensual..."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the fake name he picked later (George maharis) was also a guy that got busted for gay sex in a restroom in the 50’s.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the thread and I won't respond to it.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Egg?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so it's okay to like AD on Cinemaphile now? It's not reddit anymore?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching AD when it was popular on SomethingAwful

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My homie, I remember the halcyon days of 2004.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has always been an AD board, stupid c**t

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2023 Cinemaphile is 2012 reddit

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a husband and wife can't be tried for the same crime!

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we demand to be taken seriously

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She calls it a "Mayon-egg"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol i literally look like this and sound like this

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