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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been shit since his voice changed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      half the show was a narcissistic rant about how good he is. the only joke that was really good was the one where he talked about meeting jim carrey on the set of man on the moon and having to pretend he was andy kaufman for real and comparing it to meeting a troony

      cancel this chud

      His greatest gift to us is revealing the rate of trannies browsing Cinemaphile. It is easy not to notice them since they are men and type and behave like men on a core level.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine pretending this bitter old white hating Black person is funny

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay if he hates whites bro he is black lmao. You people are actually, literally insane about race (and your gender)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont like blacks so it's ok if he doesnt like whites.
            I'm a racist, not a hypocrit.

            Plus, half the time he says "white", he really means "white"(israeli)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont like blacks so it's ok if he doesnt like whites.
          I'm a racist, not a hypocrit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not the same thing at all wokie, so you aren't living in Africa, every Black person is an inherent hypocrite because they b***h about whitey but want to live in our countries, I guess living in tribal huts isn't as fun as they make it out to be?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wishing to have access to the wealth that white nations have amassed, partly due to warring and thieving is not the same as idolizing them as people.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black folk would've warred and thieved (as in, not just their moronic Black person neighbors but other continents) too if they were able to invent the wheel lol.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think he told any anti white jokes this special as if I'd even care, youre just a butthurt troony

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's been telling antiwhite jokes since the 90s. Its why the israelites at comedy central hired him in the first place. He's part of that wweird well-off-middle class college-educated black culture who, while enjoying the best of the western world, has been hating whitie all his life.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're brown

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He specifically says in the beginning that he doesn't hate white people. This is just your go-to line about Chappelle because you think it "owns the chuds" or whatever. Seethe, cope, and dilate. Ywnbaw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i literally laugh nonstop at those renaissance paintings of trannies but i can safely say chappele's standup is not transgressive or biting in any way. most of it just comes down to "why cant i make jokes about trannies". an off-handed comment from sam hyde about trans shit has more bite than an entire special from chappelle

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      was he on "gear"?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever said that, but it wasn't bad either, just not great.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I liked it more than any specials I can recall, the dreamer bit at the end was hilarious, only thing i felt like was dragging a bit was the russian mob story towards the end.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brings Musk on scene
    >crowd starts booing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do libs hate Musk?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They sucked his dick really hard but then he turned out to be capable of independent thought so now he must be destroyed. He also fricked up their little secret club at twitter so they resent that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Musk is an insufferable alt right grifting oligarch who sabotaged a somewhat useful app before he ruined it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >insufferable alt right grifting oligarch who sabotaged a somewhat useful app
            Twitter was pure cancer and you should go back.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was only usable if you held the same views as the people that owned it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Memes and porn worked just fine on it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Memes
                How? Lefties can't meme so a social media site full of lefty homosexuals wouldn't be a good place for memes at all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legacy auto and gas corporations have been trying to take down Musk and Tesla for years since his business model challenges the status quo. Libs bit their bait. With that said, Musk makes it very easy to hate on him since he routinely makes dumbass comments due to Musk feeling he was invincible. Musk cemented his shit reputation with the Twitter fiasco and has failed while trying to double down on that.
        With all that said, the hate against Musk avalanched when he made this ~~*vague*~~ tweet.
        https://www.rt.com/business/428007-musk-media-anti-semitism-row/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Libs
        >At a Nu-Chappelle show
        Lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Musk is so insufferable now not only libs hate musk

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta
            I used to fricking hate him before the libs, & now I hate that the libs turned on him cause now I have to hate them and him. Same with black science man

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saw Chappelle live in Charlotte. He had a troony, a self-hating white dude, and Ashy Larry open for him. He literally talked about disliking some politician locally simply because he was republican and said he still would have liked to see Hillary Clinton be president, to roaring applause.
          His fans are still morons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He allowed dissenting opinions on twitter. For all of their ballyhooing about muh "twitter is a private company, they can do what they want" when it came to banning their enemies off the platform, the second Musk decided the site would be free for just about anyone, they started b***hing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only cuckservatives suck on monebag's balls.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    half the show was a narcissistic rant about how good he is. the only joke that was really good was the one where he talked about meeting jim carrey on the set of man on the moon and having to pretend he was andy kaufman for real and comparing it to meeting a troony

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cancel this chud

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making fun of libtards isn't that funny it's too easy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People that say this never even watches the special, it's so fricking obvious when you say dumb sht like this. Goes to show all of you Black person homosexuals are just parroting the same take.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched sticks and stones. It was okay but nowhere near his earlier stuff.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nu-chappelle's best work has been his snl monologues

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My black gf got me into Chappelle and it's amazing how based he's been and continues to be. Special was great, trannies stay seething.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t funny and I like troony jokes

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tells a 10 minute story with no jokes in it
    >final punchline is …so anyways, i hate trannies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's turned into Carlin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you not understand what a punchline is?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the audience burst into laughter
      did you miss that part?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there was no jokes why did people keep laughing?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the black face of cis supremacy

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it isnt

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >say Black person forever
    >America laughs
    >Tells a couple troony jokes
    >Suddenly “he’s not funny anymore and overrated”

    White people will never stop seething over their failure to cancel him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White people
      The same ones with the long noses and funny hats?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The same ones with the long noses and funny hats?
        No, those are the successful ones who don't waste time shitposting on the internet. You think there's time to waste on morons like you when a whole company needs attention to be ran properly? Nice ego, but you're not that important to anybody.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, so you the guy they make do all their work for them

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man tells troony jokes
    >gets attacked

    a black troony tackling him on stage and giving him PTSD is peak comedy

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave Chappelle unironically hasn't said anything funny since 2004

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the MSM circle jerked over his melodramatic message to Trump after the 2016 election? Now apparently the dude is some far right figurehead because he refused to let trannies run his show kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a certain man who said George Bush doesn't care about black people, and only got into trouble once he started saying Obama doesn't care about black people either.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kanye is the hero we deserve.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kanye literally pulling up a /misc/ meme on his phone
        Fricking BASED

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    everytime this is posted you can see the trannies swarm the thread to call him not funny lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he is not
      >muh troony

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dave is telling the truth, that's why everyone laughs (except you, you disingenuous misogynistic pervert)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black chapelle is not funny now frick off Black person

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Um yikes trans sis, racism is not cool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true
      The Ricky Gervais kvetching from them and their friends has also been ridiculous too, they're barely mentioned, yet you'd swear it's all about them.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Juicy Smollei and defeating the troony menace has won Dave a lifetime of goodwill.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was trash. All he did was preach instead of being a comedian.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come join us in our watery grave

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that one was bad. Was he doing anti-comedy on purpose?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said no one laughs but he was gonna do it anyway.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that's right. After that preamble I thought it was gonna be something super edgy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was there to be used as a callback later when his wife reads his joke book

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          These fricks don't understand subtley & set up. They were raised on tiktok & need instant gratification

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Set up doesn't necessarilly need to be bad on its own, Dave.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious? I thought about that joke this morning and couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes it’s literally perfect one of the funniest fricking jokes ever written

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i literally laughed way to hard i thought he was over it LMAO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      best joke of the whole thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      his joke about the Ts wanting to get into the LGB-car was pretty funny
      this joke was too predictable and came after a 2 minute monologue about how he's friends with norm mcdonald and jim carrey, yea we get it dave, you're a big shot with important and cool friends

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norm MacDonald is dead, you moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know he was sick

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new chud kino is out
    Thanks OP, downloading it right now

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not defending his new style of delivery, mostly because I don't think most can pull it off & it sucks, but Chapelle has a distinctive voice & when he goes into his long winded stories I don't mind it cause it's like listening to an old funny dude at a barbershop or such. Maybe zoomers don't have enough life experience to get the same vibe. Young comedians should never do this though. Shane Gillis fricking sucks ranting about his small dick & how he asks moronic to avoid white guilt

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the name of the comedian who was getting cancelled a few weeks ago for a bit about having no empathy for women getting replaced by transwomen because that's how it felt for white guys when black guys started being allowed in sports?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright so I'm not American and trannies aren't really a thing where I live. Is the whole trannie thing really that prevalent in muttland? I mean every board here is infested with trannie threads, but Im not sure how annoying trannies actually are irl.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re more common now because of a couple key factors

      >Big Pharma pushing autism
      >Big Pharma pushing propaganda
      >Social media pushing porn addiction
      >Democrats looking for another political group to replace black people
      >Social media pushing attention seeking

      So what we have here is a bunch of autists lacking an identity looking for one that guarantees them the max amount of attention

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bolshevik style smearing to undermine rich masculine male and feminine female archetypes

      It's designed to kill the spirit of both genders making both weak and bond less

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, this is all social media bullshit. i have met like 2 trannies in my entire life and i live in a new england liberal city lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        really? just go into a starbucks you will see like 5

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live near the bay area in CA, so naturally there's an enormous amount of them.

      they're all old, upper/middle-class boomer types though, young ones are weirdly rare in my personal experience

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew one in my uni, she was cute, smart and talkative frick i regret not dating her.
        I live in Paris btw not america.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >talkative
          Meant charismatic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Least gay french

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I posted a picture of her you would have a hard time knowing she used to be a man, what really gives her away was her voice.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies know how to take pictures where they seem to pass. I've yet to see a trannie irl that fools any sober person. Even by just the way they talk, they sound like gay men at best and can't quite talk the way actual women do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think caused you to be gay? Uncle? Priest?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, troony is really just a replacement word for progressives, yesterday they were SJWs, before that they were cucks. you get the idea.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All part of the plan to normalize trannies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends where you are. I'm in grad school and it's gotten worse since covid. I'd say 1 in 50 of the random people I see on campus are trannies or crossdressers. Every time I go to the pharmacy on campus I'll be waiting behind at least one troony there waiting to pick up estrogen or test.

      University Housing has bent over backwards to appease them and they make all employees at the uni put their pronouns in their bios. Basically the only university employees that don't are the professors over 40. When I had an issue with being assigned a female roommate to my apartment by accident, the housing employee assumed I had a troony roommate and that I was being 'transphobic' and got mad when I explained that she was a "normal girl."

      It's weird because you can tell all of the MtFs are AGPs. I met one troony back in 2012 and the difference between her and these 'fetishistic trannies' is night and day. They're all fricking coomers and can't not bring up sex within 5 minutes of talking to them. Their whole identity is a fetish, not a gender.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the housing employee assumed I had a troony roommate and that I was being 'transphobic' and got mad when I explained that she was a "normal girl."
        Grim but also kek.
        You should have called her a "legacy woman", they don't like that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          But I really do feel like they were better people when they were called transsexuals and not transgendered. It's hard to respect someone saying they're a woman when they talk like an insanely horny dude that thinks drinking cum and getting fricked in a skirt is all it takes to make them a woman.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This really sums up the problem I have with trannies, its not that they're trannies. Its that they're troony larpers!
        They're not actually trannies, its just a movement for them so they can feel they were part of something.
        95% of the hippies didnt believe in the ideology, they just wanted free sex.
        This is the same, I actually feel bad for the real trannies, because instead of gaining acceptance they've just been turned into a counter culture filled with larpers who'll abandon the whole thing when the next big thing comes a long.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if it actually helps someone it's fine, but the vast majority of them just come off as coomers that are hyper horny all the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, but the answer is yes.
      My younger cousins (6-12) have had notes to give to parents to let them know a male child will be using the female bathroom because they identify a s a girl.
      At my work, we have "preferred pronouns". ironically, it's mostly women with short haircuts that want to go by "they/them". We don't really consider "ftm's" trannies because as women, they are usually docile, and not very vocal. As opposed to men, who still have that assertive, testosterone aggression to call them women.

      A few community events I have been to have had trannies, where I have accidentally misgendered. And you bet your ass I apologize, because a troony meltdown on video can cancel you, and I have shit to lose.
      So yes, I am afraid of them.

      This is not even counting all the movies, and shows that have trannies forcibly inserted in there to check off ESG scores.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cancel this chud

      >tranette no passto

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the rule hold?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prevalent? No. I work with one though (Bongland) and they aggressively insert themselves into everything and are an open degenerate.

      It's not about making everyone one, it's about making you aware that they can do whatever they want and you can do nothing about it.

      ?si=elS9_GZEG-hK3rbg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a few troony coworkers over the years and they always make everyone around them irritated or uncomfortable. They're not as bad as working with hood nignogs and people who come to work strung out but they suck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's mostly an online phenomena. I live in Southern California and I've only seen like 3-4 max, most of which were picking up prescriptions at the pharmacy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the SE US, so I don't see too many of them, but online, they have to be the most annoying frickers to have ever put fingers to a keyboard, mainly due to how they worm their way into every single online community. Even just outside of Cinemaphile, it's gotten to be where you see another troony arrested for child porn or for trying to psy on little girls in bathrooms. Granted, that's mainly in big cities.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would transflix allow this to be released on their platform?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money, obviously. At the end of the day that's all they care about.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE YT PPL LMAO

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he ever make fun of Muslims? Nobody is immune from being made fun of right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is a muslim

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't he ever make fun of Muslims? Nobody is immune from being made fun of right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the seething muslim shitskin!

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude just isn't that funny anymore
    I think turning down that 50 million from Comedy Central and going to Africa broke his brain

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too preachy now. Ever since his voice changed and he bulked up, his specials have played more like Ted talks. When the guy spends more time lecturing you on why he made a joke rather than, you now, making new jokes, he's done for.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Found the seething muslim shitskin!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why doesn't he ever make fun of Muslims? Nobody is immune from being made fun of right?

      He makes fun of israelites or just keeps on beating poor drug addicted whites?

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it was mid for chapelle. His previous ones were way better.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    man got a standing ovation for his meeting jim carrey punch line
    >pic.twitter.com/6PKYEi5dvL
    this is how everyone feels about delusional trans psychos

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god this Black person gets it you wanna pretend to be a girl?fine thats on you enjoy but why the frick do i have to play along with it?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this comparison to meeting Jim Carey who thought he was Andy Kaufman to meeting a trans person.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this last night after Gillis and it wasn't really funny. Pretty tame besides the trolling of trannies. Gillis wasn't great either but I laughed more and he definitely has more creativity at this point

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just hate trans people
    >please clap

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>I just hate trans people
      clap
      [DEAFENING CLAPPING INTESNSIFES]

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave Chappelle has never been funny. all his bits are racial b8 stuff
    I dare you to name 1 (one) bit of his which is funny AND is not about race
    >hard mode: no Michael Jackson is the cure to cancer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Copy shop sketch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ja Rule 9/11 bit
      >Baby selling weed in the projects bit
      >AIDS comes from fricking monkeys bit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How was my weekend??!!
        >I got my dick sucked, by the KING OF POP!!!

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you realise hating trans people is christcuck shit and anti white? why do you think a black muslim pushes it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the morals of cutting your dick off is a religious debate

      lol

      lmao, even

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating trans is anti white
      So it has come to this, accept my fetish or ur a self hating whitey!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        seriously an insane notion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most israeli thing I've seen since Israel bombed that hospital.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like someone needs some jesus in they life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol you couldn't find a regular picture of a grandma holding a bible so you had to make an ai generated picture?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, just how many levels of subversion are you on today, rabbi?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went to africa
    >became unfunny and tribal
    oh boy I hope he tells another mediocre story while inserting his schizophrenic thoughts about white oppression again!

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45 minute cynical and jaded ted talk with 3 ""jokes""
    tiresome

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the guy in the audience just said "tv" and that was enough to send this yid into psychosis

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the power of Cinemaphile

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the weed and roids is getting to him. Surprised hes not as much a burnout as the white guy from the stoner movie he made.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tired of comedians thinking they're smarter than they really are, stop trying to be a philosopher and just fricking be funny. George carlin ruined comedy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comedy ruined Comedy.

      Stand up was never funny.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both Chapelle and Rowling don’t really hate trannies, they hate whites and men respectively. It’s blatantly obvious in Rowling’s big missive that she’s just frightened of men, whether they’re wearing dresses or not. And Dave thinks of trooning out as a privileged white person thing, and is doubly annoyed that it’s being touted as the next big civil rights issue, when all he really cares about are blacks.
    But instead of taking a little bit of ribbing with dignity, trannies have a meltdown anytime someone mocks or criticizes them at all. And they don’t seem to realize the more they antagonize someone, the more that person is going to keep shitting on them.
    Dave hasn’t been that funny since he came back, but the troony crusade is pretty funny to me.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw him at the hardrock last week and it sucked. he would just tell a nonjoke about how he has to tiptoe around telling troony jokes then he'd do this sloppy jog laugh thing laughing at his own joke then take like 30 second pauses between sentences to take a drag on his cig and look like an og ol hed then he finished with some bizarre speech about how he is sometimes the dreamer and sometimes hes in someone's else's dream and he is will smith he is chris rock he is the dreamer he is in your dream

    it was all complete burnout horseshit, nothing funny or profound

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did he bend over "in laughter" and slap the mic on his knee a bunch?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You civilians just dont get "it."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes actually, when he wasnt doing the light sloppy jog thing he would slap his knee with the mic and pretend to laugh

        also the opener was ashy larry from his show and he was kinda funny in an oldschool black comedian kinda way but he was pretty hacky and not great. like an example of one of his jokes was after walking out to nina simone's feeling good and singing a few lines of it, he went NOW SHE SOUND LIKE A homie, THATS A VOICE OF A WOMAN WHO COULD MAKE SOME GOOD COLLARD GREENS

        like bernie mac lite stuff i guess

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that fricking hack. Hes one of those moronic Black folk that cant think up or buy decent jokes and makes a set out of being a loud obnoxious coon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            ya at one point he just took that edit someone did of the greens beans potatoes woman and had the dj cut in and out of it while he replaced the foods with le bland white people foods he was like

            "now imagine dat song was about white folks"

            and he started singing "celery, unseasoned chicken, nutmeg"

            it was incredibly hacky but the audience was eating it up. I think standup is for actual morons

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening with Radiohead is a little pretentious for a comedian

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was really good too outside his last bit falling flat and kinda confusing me at the very end

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Cinemaphile is calling me out for being a hack again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Decepticons going to sperg out everytime he fleeces netflix into paying him to talk shit about troons. Because thats based and I hope he keeps doing it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can have an opinion on his material besides "oh my god he's triggering the troons again! xD"

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baltimore jokes
    The fix is in for the Superbowl

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    agreed

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024, I am forgotten

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of trannies coming out of the woodwork to shit on this is hilarious, my gf was busting up laughing the whole show

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I laughed really hard at the watery grave impression.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dave's first dad joke

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ditto, I'm always happy to hear when those imploded morons are mocked

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny. ITT lots of butthurt anons with no sense of humour

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did chappelle choose to stop being and become whatever this is supposed to be?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's surrounded by people calling him the goat and all this shit so he stopped being funny and just started thinking he was a wise old Black

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trannies make me uncomfortable
    not sure that's a punchline, seems more like a dude sharing how he feels.
    Is this the thing where someone says something you agree with and so you gotta defend it from ppl that disagree no matter the context otherwise you feel like you're personally being attacked?

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the people important or rich enough who get to go to these tapings?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just pay for the ticket but since the attack you need to get through the troony inspection booth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm gonna need to see this motherfricker suck some dick

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was funny that Dave thinks the idea of dead Titanic people welcoming the submarine people is the most hilarious thing. It's so dumb.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre a low iq zoomer. Its a reference to the survivors of the titanic disaster that survived and were trapped at the bottom of the ocean.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just say you're transphobic and move on

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was him taking off his jacket supposed to be some big reveal of his wrist tattoo or something?

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >norm taking Dave to meet Jim Carrey when he was in his Andy Kaufman method acting phase
    Classic Norm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i died at that part because thats something Norm would do
      >dam daves dad died
      >he always did tell me he loved jim carrey...
      >i know ill introduce him to jim when hes not being himself
      cracked me up

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine doing some comedy & some homeless leftist alphabet pwrson who was planted by CIA to kill you for resisting The Agenda rushes the stage but Django pops up out of the crowd to save you. Also apparently Jon Stewart started kicking him too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. Also apparently Jon Stewart started kicking him too
      Like some kinda Super israelite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometime I hear about Jon Stewart doing something & for a brief amount of time I'm not 100% antisemetic, he might be okay, but I don't know everything

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it last night. It was fricking funny. Also frick trannies

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did this Black person forget hes a comedian and supposed to tell JOKES. not just preach like the most pretentious black man on earth? Jesus. fame went to his head big time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH THOSE TRANSES AM I RIGHT GUYS? WITH THEIR PRONOUNS AND FORCED AGENDA!
      What, anon? Don't you find the same 3 jokes funny anymore? We've only been hearing them for 10 years so far

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a joke about trannies
        >trannies try to get you fired
        >trannies protest outside of Netflix to get your show canceled
        >trannies call every venue you are scheduled to perform at to get the show canceled
        >trannies send you thousands of death threats
        >trannie tries to stab you on stage
        wtf why is he talking about trannies still?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          just because it's still relevant doesn't mean it's not boring as hell and NOT FUNNY.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was funny and all your astroturfing won’t change that.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix isnt even promoting it like the last few specials
    KEK you can tell they want the contract to be over already

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had no idea it existed until I saw this thread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means Chappelle got what he wanted...
        irrelevancy.

        He hasn't been a crowd pull in years.
        Better he learns it now, and walks away like he did last time. Roseanne still hasn't learned the hard lessons.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Roseanne still hasn't learned the hard lessons.
          Wat don’t make fun of Iranian monkey girl?

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to get back into telling jobs and not stories because he also trying to be too insightful with his stories as if he fashions himself some sort of black culture icon. Dreamer was fine but it felt like it barely had any jokes and the major laughs were just the tongue-n-cheek "trannies m i rite"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young comedians should never do stories, but older comedians should. It's a tone shift, but older folks work better when doing longer form comedy than just shooting jokes.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also i didnt even know about the stabbing trannies literally sent someone to stab him because he wont play along with the crotch games, wild.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess,
    -he talks about political topics everyone already got sick of from 5 years ago.
    -Everybody claps and says "omg it's so true".
    -He forgets to tell jokes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess
      -you cut your dick off

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join my watery grrrave

    That was the funniest part. What's this type of humour called?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QNWu6SC.png

      wow. this is Dave Chappelle's best work ever. his magnum opus.

      Bill Burr is the best current stand up comedian since Chapelle has been certifiably bad for a decade now

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chappelle hasn't been funny since his TV show got cancelled. He was castrated by Oprah and Al Sharpton.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMO it's trannies who are castrated.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the kosher twitter conservatives tell everyone to like this special or something?

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought we weren't watching Netflix because it was pozzed? Which is it?

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand up is such a fricking shit medium for comedy. just the worst.
    it always has this feeling that the performers are restrained.
    even the best ones that ever did it such as louis ck and patrice o'neal were much funnier off the cuff. podcasts are the real test for comedians.

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they allow these shit Chapelle waifu threads? Reminder that Chappelle was BTFO by Dane Cook and never recovered.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me more senpai

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember his old bit about the homeless guy jerking off on a bus? 1000x funnier than anything in this

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2014: "I'm done with stand up. There's no point in doing comedy anymore since everyone loves me and all my stand up routines are gold."

    >2023: "Welcome, ya'll. Today, I'm celebrating my 3,004th stand up tour since 2014. You all paid $800 a ticket for this shit? You dumb motha frickas. Well, since you paid for it, here's a joke about transexuals."

    And the scariest part of all is that he's a father.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And the scariest part of all is that he's a father.
      Something you'll never be since you cut off your wiener.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love how polcucks let go of their racism whenever it's time to talk about wieners.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how everyone, even black comedians, hate you and yet you automatically go to muh /misc/

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even black comedians
            Dave Chappelle certainly doesn't hate anyone obsessed with troony wiener, that's 90% of his act.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Cinemaphile zoomers are this sensitive imagine how sensitive the normies are. Unbelievable

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing what sam hyde did for 10 years
    wow

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