wow this sucked. nothing but cheap jumpscares and a paper thin plot and premise

wow this sucked. nothing but cheap jumpscares and a paper thin plot and premise

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the commercial was so good though

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it was really bad. should've just been about an evil pool that ate people

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this heralds a return to the shitty horror film of the week that is released in theaters

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it last weekend and yeah the idea was interesting but they took it in a moronic direction

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the idea was interesting
      A haunted pool?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can’t they make a horror movie about being tiny and a serial killer using a a shrink ray as his weapon?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What trailers did you get?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spider ma'am
      >detective action movie
      >Kong and godzilla
      >Ryan gosling stunt double kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >detective action movie
        Who was in this one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember, it looked super reddit. Half the trailer was low effort quips about a cgi cat

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you expected. It didn't market itself as an A24 copy.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw this one really close to the screen and i fear the person who printed my ticket thought i only got such a close seat to best see all the kids swimming in their swim suits

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that not the reason for your seat selection?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fell asleep for like 75% of the movie and only saw it because i couldnt stay at my apartment

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why couldn't you stay at your apartment?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's haunted

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ghosts.

              Anon NEEDS to stop drowning children in his bathtub.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How old is the apt? Burn some sage, or yell you don't want to bother them and to just leave you alone.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ghosts.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea what the plot of this movie was but apparently it's about the Evil Pool giving the Dad roid rage?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a metaphor about how men need to sacrifice for their family or else their family will get killed by a violent pool. basically don't become a father because it means you have to have a nice day and there's no upside.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pool was originally a natural spring that has healing powers, but needs a sacrifice as trade off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dad wants to get healed so he can go back to playing baseball. Doesn't seem like he was that successful even before his career ended based on the house he buys.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a metaphor about how you have to sacrifice your life and ambitions and dreams and happiness and hobbies to be a father who doesn't torture and ruin his kids

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like The Shining if a dumb person made it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being a father will drive you fricking insane and make you want to kill your family

              does any film have a more positive view of fatherhood

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stephen King hated the movie because Jack doesn't get some redemption like he does in the novel. When he wrote the book King couldn't really admit to himself that he was Jack Torrance (alcoholic writer destroying his family).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                im glad his self-insert got the come-uppance he deserved and was way cooler than him through the whole thing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baseball was his job and the only thing he knew. Also, they wanted a pool for his physical therapy, and having a pool is cool

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just finished it 30 mins ago. Terrible. 3 out of 10 on a good day.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Bed but a pool?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the commercial and thought "wow the bar is rock bottom for horror". Funny to see that it's James Wan. What's next, 'Spin The Bottle'?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you avoid death by not swimming in it at night?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell buys a pool and doesn’t go in it at night?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. it was made clear that the pool ghosts could get you during the day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it today after seeing all the horrible review scores. Honestly it wasn't that bad, they failed the ending but then again most horror movies today do. The atmosphere was good and the plot wasn't as moronic as it could have been.
      >tldr
      Not ground breaking or memorable, but better than most horror slop we get now.

      It tries to kill people during the day too

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ever watch a horror movie released at the beginning of the year? That’s where they dump all the shitty ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive never heard of this practice. why is this the case?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Halloween exists.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a movie studio that realizes they have a stinker on their hands the best place to dump it is in January. You don't want to send a good movie out then because audiences are tired of moviegoing after the holidays and weather could easily close venues on your opening weekend.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was a movie length remake of pic related

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The preview trailers were way worse than this movie.
    >oh boy a new strong womyn marvel goyslop but this time with......LE EVIL SPIDERMAN?!?!?!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do producers have much of a say in how things are directed? Because Wan hasn't made a kino horror movie since conjuring2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess those scenes were deleted for a reason.

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