>WP2 premiering at stankfest
>fishtank s2 is on the way
>Sam's back doing stand up
he won
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>WP2 premiering at stankfest. >fishtank s2 is on the way. >Sam's back doing stand up
>tell Sam to buy an ad
>he does
wtf
That ad links to some random YT channel unrelated to MDE, they're just using someone who's popular here so they'll click
>WP2
how does one go about watching this?
lol
go to bawdfest, doggy
i'll watch it for free at home on my laptop or not at all
give the paypiggies something to pay for but I get for free
I can do ads/ad breaks, that's fine
>no job
Will Bobby Hutch be there?
That piece of shit needs to die already
kys fat homosexual
Hey Idubbbz, what's up with Anisa never showing her nipples but you acting like she shows her pussy up to her cervix in that one cuck video from 2020?
Was that a misleading marketing ploy for our b***h?
I cant wait to see him at bawdfest bros
he's going to be at bawdfest? why?
although LoS is a very shitty podcast, they're always supporters of comedy against the enemies of comedy
BLOP! BLOP!
sobby hutch is a b***h and will not be going anywhere
your 5 minutes is over Sam.
you wouldn't be down to trying open mic nights again if your other ventures were successful
did you miss the part where each of their ventures this past year have made them more than your life earnings?
That tends to happen when you have a group of orbiter neckbeards sending you their collective minimum wage paycheques ad infinitum.
Time is money, and you're here spending it all on someone you claim not to be obsessed with.
I don't understand how you can be moronic enough to fall for that poopdicker's grift. Even if you're a dumb zoomer surely you'd be able to see he doesn't practice what he preaches and exploited terminally-online Cinemaphile simps to make himself a millionaire.
This is the fanbase now:
https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/%22erm%20i%20love%20josie%22/
Pic related is the type of person making these posts.
>everyone that invested in this shit lost money (except for Sam tho)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PROFIT OFF STUPID PEOPLE IF I'M NOT DOING IT THEN IT'S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even care about Sam but this is just a nothing criticism.
>its bad when israelites do it but good when /myjew/ does it
leave it to a frogposter to have the absolute gaygiest opinions on earth. maybe if you grovel i'll promise to actively dislike sam hyde like you.
Immediately go back.
You're blind if you think he's anything other than an ugly, American Euromutt. As I said, idc about Sam but getting mad because he makes more money than you is not a valid criticism.
>nooooooooo you can't heckin say the israelite is a israelite
oy vey what an edgy community of young men with good fathers
There's a stand up video where he says he's a israelite, stop denying it
If he is a israelite then he must be a very acutely insane one in private
if they actually are un copy able, I imagine they could be worth quite a fortune in the future. They are one of the only NFT's that might actually end up valuable
>I don't understand how you can be moronic enough to fall for that poopdicker's grift. Even if you're a dumb zoomer surely you'd be able to see he doesn't practice what he preaches and exploited terminally-online Cinemaphile simps to make himself a millionaire.
or maybe i like him because he can still be funny? not everyone needs an e-daddy to follow their every word like you.
That's great. Maybe your discord should consider starting a subreddit.
Should I bring up the hundreds of times you linked the eprostitute rape allegation, kiwitroony?
Dude is unironically a racist and misogynist. Everybody has got prejudices but he wears them on his sleeve.
Damn that's terrible. I can't believe he'd be a racist and mysoginjst. I am not a racist and mysoginist. In fact my b***h is even a Black person. Take that bigots
yeah why wouldn't you be, are you gay and moronic?
>WP2 premiering at stankfest
what the frick is that, and when is it happening?
bawdfest is a weekend long stand up comedy festival.
It's really happening btw
would be funny if one of his zoomer fans volunteered their parents' house
>a few of the wp2 clips looked alright
>fishtank 2 is almost guaranteed to be awful
>sam's standup was terrible
>now begging for hygiene advice on twitter
lookin real grim for ol sammy guns
buy an ad next time
>wp2 clips
Link to these clips?
looks like watered down garbage
Imagine if Charls wasn't part of this
in a lot of ways he isn't, he was brought in late into production as an actor mainly
I'm gonna watch it for him.
i would imagine it would make no difference
great guy
i watch WP2 for he
The only reason I'm holding out for these dweebs is for my boy Charls
Too bad Andrew Ruse isn’t and I’m not saying that as a detractor or anything but the last thing the three guys did that truly had the MDE feel was with Ruse and Charls.
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Mr Pregnant is so good. It doesn't get the recognition it deserves.
I have hope since Nick is involved
looks so good
>No Andrew Ruse
snake eyes
a false flag is still a false flag sammy boy
I’ve been an MDE fan for a long time but they’re only propped up by coping fanboys who think Sam is their dad and scams like Mondo Megabits
Fishtank was only successful because of the zoomers who tuned in after the Simmons thing which was a total disaster and willful misunderstanding on Sam’s part for clicks. Sam and Nick sound like out of touch boomers in all their podcasts
It’s over.
I was pretty shocked how hard he went on Simmons when kicking him out. The accusations were pretty flimsy, he struck me more as an autist with a child's mind than a predator. But when I re-watched it recently I laughed my ass off. It's a fricking great tv/stream moment. Sam speaking real Chinese, Simmons singing Baby on the karaoke machine, Simmons not taking it seriously at all and just shouting "i don't wanna gooo" while sam looks ready to punch his lights out. The extreme discomfort the other fish displayed and so on
>Zero (0) lawsuits.
>Not even one (1).
This is a garbage fire, like everything else homosexual pedophile Team Simmons does.
i feel bad for simmons. he was just trying to make a little money from amazon books and guess what sam you're a hypocrite and a bully!
Broken branch, you bring shame to the ghost of your grandfather.
I make more money than this unfunny homosexual. No (you) will alter this fact. He's a pedophile 100%.
>>WP2 premiering at stankfest
Probably looking for a broadcaster deal which could be a good or bad thing. We still haven't seen the cuts Andrew Ruse has of world peace 1
When do I get a cut of the money they paid the mods for shilling?
Do I have to sue the mods??
>he won
why do people say this? is sam still grifting people into thinking tim heidecker got world peace cancelled even though it was entirely his own fault?
Adult Swim wanted another season and Mike Lazzo thought it was hilarious.
>Sam and his crew riding high on the success of Fishtank and eventually WP2
>Adult Swim is completely irrelevant now
Tell me who won
>roll sam
always roll sam
Sam's funny but the amount of zeta males in his community is moronic, stop kissing his ass pussies just buy his shit if its funny
>amount of zeta males in his community is moronic
This
>edited episodes start dropping next month
>fishtank s2 is on schedule for winter
APOLOGIZE
Nick is way funnier
>le Nick is funnier meme
redpill me on Alex Schultz
Be nice to me productions
He's pretty good to be honest. I've seen some of his other stuff and it's pretty cool. I mean he's no Andrew Ruse but he's good
He's good. Him and Bobby Hacker know what they're doing.
Sam ends up "directing" half the stuff anyway.
BN2MProd has been killing it for years, I was an OG fan of his and was hoping he would become the *next* MDE, not join this new Wiggerfied MDE. He (and charls) will undoubtedly be the best part of WP2
omg I hate looking at this ugly frick every two or three days because you losers happen to look like him and pretend he's funny because of that
Sam's employees make most of the threads, they were especially active during fishtank when Sam paid off the jannies/mods and his entire shill team was here
I love how confident schizos are with their theories.
The initial batch of FTL generals all had the same graphic design watermark in the bottom corner, when someone called out how suspicious that was the shills immediately stopped doing it
They wouldn't need to make threads themselves, considering MDE has one of the most active fanbases online today.
Take your lithium schizoid
big if true
Link?
huh?
>12twenty
homosexual wigger you removed the URL as well. What a dutiful pay piggy
Wait is this real I was trying to get on did I miss out!
woah sketches about cancel culture and 5G towers woaaaaah
People on this website used to worship him, now it seems everyone has turned on him, why exactly?
overstayed his welcome, started more obviously grifting
i dont know man, i just like his comedy
i have never given him money, i dont like his grifting, his political and social commentary is pretty uninteresting and only absolute fricking losers ever watched his shitty big brother ripoff
im still looking forward to WP2 though
>why exactly?
Flooded by Cumtown watching Biden voters who still want to prerend they are le resistance.
obvious shilling, selling out, drones like
he was never that funny to begin with, and he's spending his last shreds of credibility on milking his piggies with fishtank and wp2.
It's >10 trannies/bronies samegayging. Sam stock is at an all time high
sam should create a self help book with nothing but bs and babble about manliness you guys would buy it
your hypothetical proves you just don't get it.
you probably think about sam hyde more in one day than i do in a year. keep seething homosexual
literally just some buthurt trannies and lefties who come here just to seethe, i really don't get why they wont stay on reddit
Like other replies said most the hate comes from a full handful of schizos including the guy who treats it like a full time job
he is washed up
he needs to be funny and he can't do that anymore
1. this place is full of tourists and anyone who wasnt completely fricked in the head moved on years ago
2. its funny to shit on sam since the JUST pics. he can take it, i don't fricking care. he's a greedy israelite who unironically tried to build clout on reddit
People started realizing that he's a fraud. Charls said it best.
>HE'S A TRUST FUND NERD
>https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
that's no secret
he went to the same art school as seth macfarlane
his dad payed
he is probably one of the top 10 succesfull students and that is sad
>HEESSS AAA FUCCCKINNN NEEEERDDDD
>link to 3 hour stream
When does he actually say that
you need to watch the entire thing
Yeah, he's a trust fund kid who's almost in his 40s with no wife and children and grifts as a life coach to zoomers while doing the same old tired Tim & Eric style comedy.
It’s crazy to think that people actually have to dilate
It’s not just an ironic insult, the meme has likely legitimately reminded someone that it is time to do it
Then just do it in quiet. I don't want to hear about your dilation problems.
shower thoughts
he has three bastard kids from women he coerced and manipulated. he thinks this makes him alpha, not some washed up deadbeat
A lot of “trad” guys literally thing they’re acting like kings by impregnating a bunch of women they’re not devoted to in marriage
They don’t see that this is exactly what deadbeat black men do
I guess Sam really took getting cheated on with a black guy to heart
Oh my science how dare he have sex with women of legal age!!!1!
Proofs?
He’s in the idubbbz video. He got bullied out by the zoomer crew
>bullied
in public settings the wigger zommer crew suck troony dick but in private they made jokes and that homosexual couldnt take it
They didn’t know that he was a troon/gay. Joeyy spoke about it once. Evan now has a discord dedicated to trying to ruin Joeyy’s music career
Weird because I watched it and didnt see him, its almost like you and your kiwisisters are gaslighting effeminate liars who cant be trusted
Lmao I’m not even the guy you were arguing with. Go and watch it, he’s there
you watched an hour and a half video in 4 minutes?
Sorry but I have a hard time trusting women or males who dress up and act like women aka (You)
im neither a woman nor a troony. ive got 5 inches on ur edad so not only am i bigger than him im huger that (You)
>im totally a 6'10 big alpha male bros
Care to indulge
?
sam claims to be 6'4 but in the harley training video he had to look up and harley is 6'4 1/2
weird
You're a kiwihomosexual, dude. You don't have to lie and make it sound as if you arent an obese neet like your edaddy null.
>You're a paypig, dude. You don't have to lie and make it sound as if you arent an obese neet like your edaddy sam.
>capitalism is LE BAD
Still have no idea who rocky is, obsessed troony. Get a job, you failed excuse of a man.
>Still have no idea who rocky is
that was the first time he was mentioned in this thread and i have 100k between bank accounts and shiny rocks, you failed excuse of a man.
>i have 100k between bank accounts and shiny rocks, you failed excuse of a man
Sure you do, misses 6'11 "lady"
All this edaddy talk makes me think you have your own issues
lol did he really impregnate some jungle asian? an ugly one at that, she better have the nicest ass, legs, and body all at once.
She’s half jap and flat everywhere
geez. i was smart enough to only frick decent to hot loooking girls since condoms are for literal gays but i knew if i was gonna get one pregnant eventually at least she was good looking considering i'd have to stick around.
the perfect outlet for Sam to cope with his pedo/gay tendencies
>SHE WAS ONLY 16 IN A STATE WHERE 16 WAS THE AGE OF CONSENT YOU SICK FRICK
he crossed state lines which makes it illegal check mate discordtroon
>state lines
Same line used against Rittenhouse, I figured you were a leftist
>discordtroon
Why did you diss your kiwisisters like that?
nice headcannon
>nice headcannon
But enough about kiwitrannies and their feminine lies
Why does he never show her off? Is he embarrassed on his hapa kid?
Exposing the fact that he's a dad to real children to his faux children/fans would make them disown him. They can relate to someone with the appearance of a slacker/slob like Sam but not to someone that has managed to reproduce lol.
Imagine Sam giving advice on "how to be a dad" instead of "dad advice". The world would implode.
Because that’s his side piece. And he wants to maintain the illusion of being single so that he can keep cheating on his girlfriends.
His side piece implies that he was a full time girlfriend. Which is her.
He lives with and has another child with a different girl.
Hahahaha just shut up if you’re not going to show proof
He doesn’t have kids but he wants them now.
Not his b***h btw
That is his side piece and they have a child
Proof that they actually had the kid.
https://www.potterybarnkids.com/registry/500809051/registry-list.html
Why would she have a baby shower for an aborted baby?
It doesn’t work what does it link to?
It's sad to see him in such a state. Happy charls is best charls.
Charls owes his life to Sam
like at the poster/post ratio in every MDE thread
incredibly obvious its a select few samegayging who hate sam
they made up, it's a schizophrenic meltdown don't hold it against him
Nothing on the GumRoad would be worth your time for free (while Ruse & Charles made great short films). And Fish Frick underscored the Turkey Earthquake drunk rant observations: gay homosexual that fricks men; only has stunts, and needs to be carried by actual writers. The rubber snake clogging the toilet, ironic demon summoning, ironic bible desecration, lite bdsm finale fakeout for the fourth time-- guy's burnt out and bent, and the funniest stunt he can pull now is getting a TBI from the pinko Turk after not taking cardio or footwork seriously in a 5 round fight.
It's the RLM effect
World Peace wasn't funny. The hype was unreal and the end result was a lamer version of Wonder Showzen with lots of gay costumes and irony poisoning.
He stopped being funny, fishtank was awful, his "comedy personas" like that irish guy at boxing event werent funny either. His crew of zoomers is not funny either
I think he peaked with MDE-WP 2012-2018 and his life guru arc up until 2020 was fun too. Then maybe roids fried his mind or something
probably some spurned fans. like they would watch everything he did religiously and then eventually got bored and now they have to let everyone else know.
He did all those mass shootings.
We liked MDE. Sam was kept in check by the others but has nkw become the standard unfunny grifty narcissist who keeps huffing his own fartsnand alienated the other guys. The last five years if Sam Hyde content is worthless, he exists to prompt Nick to say funny things and yet is clearly convinced he is the rpot of MDE's success and humor
it's mostly some schizophrenic samegays who have been seething at the fact that same isn't homeless or working at burger king for the past 5 years like they predicted
>muh paypigs
can't stop morons from giving money to streamers/content creators, and he would be stupid to turn it down. i don't really see what people mean by grifter though, he's using a lot of that money to produce new material and pay his staff. I would never give any money to a streamer or youtuber though, frick that shit.
All in all I like Sam. I think his standup is meh and some of his skit content misses the mark for me but I enjoy the podcast and his overall sense of humor. Most of the animosity towards him comes from homosexuals anyways so who cares.
Some people love his standup and hate everything else. Some people love his phone mirror vids and hate everything else.
Podcast, Fishtank, Skits, etc.
Pretty much there's nobody who likes 100% of what Sam does. He has a wide range of material, and a wide range of audience.
haters brah. leave em behind and stay on the grind
that's just the cycle of contrarianism
Refugees from troonyfarms, Its easy to weed them out by their overuse of the word "grifting"
I am deeply convinced you can get someone to start hateposting about anything if you posted it enough
I have tickets to bawdfest but i need a sponsor for the weekend. I will tape everything 24/7 if you sponsor me
Guys he needs one who is going to give it to him?
How much would a sponsor need to pay? Do you have receipts?
Hes at bawdfest? WTF
The thursday preshow afaik
I don't really understand why he let her won. Let alone having her on the show? Isn't she the embodiment of everything Sam hates in the world?
He does not have any principles or convictions, his tradlarp is just that, a larp
>I don't really understand why he let her win
It was going to be Vance vs Letty but Vance fell during that contest where he and Josie were supposed to continuously move. I feel like he would've won Fishtank if that didn't happen.
vance is the worst player and most boring player too. no way he was ever going to win.
vance wasn't boring. the schizo character he created was great
Yes he was
He could play into bits well but he was by far the most boring contestant and that includes Mauro in crypt mode
too bad that was the second week and he never did anything ever again except say "yeah" and actively not participate in antics so he wouldn't make his gf mad
> Isn't she the embodiment of everything Sam hates in the world?
That would actually be Letty, and Sam gave her special treatment because they both have BPD and like most men he secretly wants to frick all the women he hates
Letty was treated fairly with the payout, she had to take a lot of shit and leaned into the villain role.
>sam mde2 cant even get a private screening at bawdfest
All I know is the troony Discord that raided Sam Hyde threads suffered 41% fatalities when Fishtank took over Cinemaphile
>When fishtank took over tv
>only active threads discussing it were paid advertised posts
Sam sisters, we can't let them win!
>Paid advertisers were crying about how Josie and Letty are being abused, saying Fishtank is a satanic ritual, jokerposting, constantly trashing the wigger crew, and saying they should be arrested all while accusing eachother of being indian
the fishtank threads got wild after a few weeks when people started getting attached to certain contestants, goddamn the abuse and grooming accusations were funny
The new website looks like the fallout 1 aesthetic. I'm thinkin we're back
The threads were fun and all lefty ‘knights’ actually are Pakistani
>just buy his shit if its funny
There's a snowball's chance in Hell WP2 is gonna be good.
WP sucked
WP2 will suck too
Sam is only ever funny when he's being an obnoxious douchebag, whenever he tries to do something "serious" like WP it's just cringe because it actually turns out he has nothing to say and never matured emotionally beyond his teenage years
What about ugly neon green/pink 9/11 illuminati card game-tier "jokes" bro?? Bro you weird no cap fr, and I've been down with Sam since the Christ Dillinger era on god
Good for him for having so many things go right, only reason I'm not a fan is because he's so overly cynical about everything, it's just old at this point. An edgy late 20s dude is sort of interesting, but now he has everything he could want and is nearing 40 and is still putting people down. As soon as I started making decent money, I started to forget he existed.
He's like a bad fairy in your head, trying to put you down in an attempt to control you. It's funny how he put down some of his zoomer fans for making okay money and said some moronic advice like "YoU Won;T B able to Save MonEY, TruSt me". He's really reaching sometimes
I honestly only give a frick about WP2 bc of Charls, not his clown zoomer crew of egotistical asshats, but I'm not paying nor am I buying any gay merch. He's already loaded from Gumroad and Bitcoin.
I can't wait for Sam to fly coach to Vegas to humiliate himself in front of actual comedians again/blow some more troons
Sam humiliating himself on stage is funny thoughever.
>the worst combination of Henry Rollins and Anthony Bourdain-as-artgay has a new off-brand Big Brother rehash
Try not closing opening weekend just as engagement's soaring and Mr. Beast retweets you this time with spaghetti Fiver coders.
What's gayer? Donating to an egirl or donating to a 40 year old edgelord comedian on what to do when your libtard mom yells at you?
Obviously the second but if it didn't mean his "culture warrior" grifter shills are going to endlessly spam the board with this shit I wouldn't give a frick. If a right winger wants to give money to this talent-less hack and his reality show to own the libs feel free, I just wish they could do it directly on patreon and spare the rest of us the screeching moronation.
>his "culture warrior" grifter shills are going to endlessly spam the board with this shit I wouldn't give a frick.
"uh, yeah, we're *AIDS cough* antagonizing Cinemaphile, um, as a bit"
>Hello, fellow anons.
go back to bant and suck josie's dick some more
Sam just isn't funny anymore. He doesn't even try to be because he knows he lost the spark. Charls and Nick are way funnier and they also don't FRICK or get FRICKED by men
For me, it's Betty. gib crazy israelite gf now
I want Fishtank 2 to be comfy jokerposting again
sam hyde is an e-celeb for people who claim to hate e-celebs
oh great we cant wait to see more of uhhh "bic flame" and "jet neptune" and that fat guy with the bowl cut... nick and charls are basically checked out and phoning it in. none of them are having any fun
>none of them are having any fun
how do you know?
they barely laugh or smile, and when it's done it's forced, they all look tired and bored
The Jet Neptune success story is inspirational to me
> Schizo ‘musician’ named Jon wants to name his son after himself
> but he also wants to give a ‘unique’ name
> convinced his crackhead wife to name their son Jet Orion Neptune
> disappears
> his son tries to legally change his name to something normal
> Jon Sr posts Jet’s social security number and all his identifying information onto LULZ to ‘punish’ his son
> Jet accepts his cursed name and decides he needs to find someway to to become a bigger artist than his dad
> his business plan is to send emails to every big YouTuber he can think of and beg them to let him work in production
> the only person greedy and lazy enough to hire pill popping wiggers is Sam Hyde
> convinces Sam to loan him one million dollars to get a house, set up a website to compete with Twitch, and let him and his friends produce a tv show from the basement
> Sam says ok
> jet and his friends live in a tiny basement shitting into a bucket and getting swatted twice while running the program from 2 laptops
> they pull it off and make millions
It’s a beautiful story, he got very lucky his project didn’t implode, and Scuffed Realtor is worse without him (because his replacement, who’s only job is to read one sentence a minute, is illiterate)
None of this actually happened, take your meds
Are you claiming that Sam Hyde is not greedy and lazy enough to hire pill popping wiggers at minimum wage?
I meant the first part, about Jet father and all
Its just something Jet made up to sound cooler
Is his name not really Jet?
Is his father not really named Jon?
His dad is a literal LULZ tripgay, I'm sure someone had screenshots
his dad has hundreds of posts on LULZ just check the archives
hydesister's were b-ACK!
Why are all of his friends a decade younger than him?
good morning Sam Hyde Heterosexuality Cope Crew
>he won
over who?
idubbz has ibs
owned Dr. Fred by being a wienersucking embarassment
I don't give a shit about World Peace, I just want more Fishtank
the bravest poster on Cinemaphile
don't see all the hate. call me what you want but this shit ill be funny.
Somebody told him how much bert kreischer makes a year and he thought about how many Ferraris he could buy
forgetting that he doesn't have a Hollywood agent and he isn't israeli
he's israeli but a mongrel israelite from his mom's side. that probably makes him even more mad because he feels entitled
Fishtank was just one long humiliation ritual with little creative merit. A money grubbing shekelberg like Sam probably only sees dollar signs, but I'd be embarrassed to expose myself as that untalented with a project like that.
erm I love Josie
How come no one talks about how he fricked minors and trannies in the mid 2010s? Lol. Just look it up.
Soph exposed him on youtube and Sam's army of trannies got so buttblasted that they mass reported her channel and got the whole thing taken down lol.
Archive link?
http://tinyDOTcc/lid7vz
replace DOT
Replace it with what? Sorry I’m moronic
I don't get it
is she the older version of the girl in pic related?
I have face blindness
she is a different girl, who got famous in alt right circles because she made right wing video content when she was like 12 or something
she turned on Sam when she talked directly with some of the girls he abused or something
watched the video
b***h is crazy, the type that would go to court if you bumped into her passing by.
she got mad that sam checked if he is was tagged on some picture of some high school mde fan which is actually believable
The sperg compares Sam to epstein because fricking a girl with her consent in a state where she is of legal age is the same thing as pimping children out to the world elite class for blackmail.
Who cares?
I don’t know how you can like the guy after knowing that
The people who have been spamming every Sam thread with this shit for as long as anyone can remember care a lot. Soph is basically a female version of Hyde anyways, which makes it even funnier. homies shitting on him for allegedly fricking trannies but would probably panic of their porn viewing history was made public. As for the minor thing I'm pretty sure Rhode Island age of consent laws made it fine even if it was true. So yeah, who cares.
My god, this is the first I’m hearing about this - if that’s true I’m sure that law enforcement has been notified about the laws he broke
all of these people are ugly and stupid
that's why they're attractive to the freaks here
they see them as freak leaders that will lead them to the light of day
that will lead them to be accepted by "normal people"
mde has absolutely no valuable social commentary
it's all greatest common denominator stuff copied from pol
they're 3 israelites, look at the shapes of their fricking heads, they're not human
jews doing what israelites do best, the one thing they can do: copy and lie
Anon, I’m not anti-semetic - if he is or isn’t israeli doesn’t matter
The only guy I met who paid for the gym road was a polish israelite
>eating garbage to own to normal food eaters
I’ve seen what the ‘normal food’ is on TV and that’s garbage too
What's Tim Heidecker up to?
I still watch early 2010s sam hyde vertical videos the most
>I am OBON, son of DUDU OSON
>MY PEOPLE
>VERY WISE, PEOPLE
>DEY PUT DA MUD ON THEIR HEAD TO STAY COOL
>VERY *WISE* PEOPLE
Good for Sam. He figured out that morons have money too and he worked that angle hard. A real American dream case. Good for him. Capitalism in action.
Where is Charls? he doesnt stream or really make youtube videos anymore.
he came back for WP2 after saying he wouldn't even for 80 million dollars
think he quit streaming too
True but wp2 filming wrapped up weeks ago. Does he have a real job now?
He's gonna jump off a cliff when wp2 fails to resurrect MDE and the money from it runs out. Imagine being such a sellout lol.
This made me lose all respect for charls. Nick is a degen swinger too. Sam is the best of the bunch, which is crazy to say
>Nick is a degen swinger too
my stomach just turned into a knot, please tell me this isnt true
it’s not but he’s known to have been addicted to porn before
I liked him too before I grew up. He is the dane cook of e-celebs. He entertains you the same way your generic, woke e-celebs do with a little bit more edge a lot more "if you dont laugh at this, you're stupid" energy. Total hack and his arrogance has set him back years. He shouldve kissed tims ass at adult swim. Everything in sam's act is lifted from tim and eric. Sure, they took it from tom green, but tim was clearly an influence on sam and that c**t shouldve shown some respect. He wouldve had world peace on season 5 or 6 by now if not for his own hubris.
Hi Tim. You and Eric are fat unfunny israelites.
All of Sam Hyde's comedy is just emulating Tim & Eric.
Okay, and how many times have you called Sam an unfunny israelite on this board? Be honest.
I'd agree Sam shot himself in the foot with the adult swim gig, but it was for the best in the end anyways. He didn't need them. Tim is a c**t, and it wouldn't have been worth it.
Sam is the definition of safe edgy.
>fishtank s2
cant wait to watch sam box and train poorly while people sit and do nothing all day
what happened between these videos?
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
Charls's wife threatened divorce if he didn't take Sam's offer.
embarrassment probably
probably sam reaching out to help
the stuff he said was probably true but nevertheless it was an schizophrenic episode
a genuine apology from sam.
CHARLS IN CHARGE of Sam's gay blackmail
Fricking embarrassing how the so called outcasts worship such a try hard literal documented homosexual and pretend his shit is funny
zoomies need their dad simulator
These homosexuals online constantly talk shit about all these celebrities and media then go around praising some homosexuals who got on tv in a channel that was niche even in it's prime, when television was already dead, back in 2014 or something, almost a decade ago, for about five seconds, only to be fired when it turned he was shoving his political bs into the show like the right constantly attacks the left for doing...can't think of anything more gay
the appeal to sam hyde is that he is ugly as sin
a lot of neckbeards/incels can relate to him
>only to be fired when it turned he was shoving his political bs into the show like the right constantly attacks the left for doing
Yeah! Only they get to do that! Upvoted!
As if anybody said that homosexual. Keep crying, only literal losers and really let it sink in when I say losers, like this homosexual.
>calls Sam a pedophile for fricking his favorite ethot and a grifter
>worships null who tried to frick a preteen and bought child porn with 8koon money
Lol
Lmao
Kiwitroons have no self awareness
so in other words null is an expert on this
it means he's projecting his own trauma and insecurities onto other people
>my edad is rubber and anyone that has something bad about him is glue
>anything you say about him bounces off and sticks to (You)!!
Sounds like you have your own personal problems if you project your own daddy issues over people finding a comedian funny, "mrs" armchair psychologist. But that goes without saying since you're a kiwitroon tbh.
60% of people on KF suck sam's dick, why would you talk about your ebrothers like that??
So were you raised by a single mother or not?
wtf does that pic have to do with anything? is sam deplatforming people again like how all pics in the 8kunt thread got deleted
I dont browse redditfarms because I'm not transgendered nor do I have an inferiority complex
if you lurked sam's thread for an hour you'd see a majority of them suck his dick
>Null talking about people with weak father figures
lol Null is literally from a broken home
his dad wasn't around and his mum's crazy boyfriend set fire to their house
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/lSWNKr7C-O7LkNg0iozpjA/
Lol
Were you raised by a single mother or did your dad hit you? Imagine seething about a comedian for years and that fat prostitute soph hit the wall at the speed of light
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/lSWNKr7C-O7LkNg0iozpjA/
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/fUEsUTGGNQhDhvQilZospQ/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/6mMlsEPrAYN-fNLfl-RCzw/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/DPXtXGcMZXmsFXIF5PnCAw/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/PJx_hWBw-0Rc12rZspAOeA/
Despite all your rage she wont unlock your little cage
>you heckin posted the same bad thing over a hundred timesarino!
>you heckin checked the archive to see if I posted it over a hundred timesarino!
>you're not allowed to be irreverant of an irreverant trust fund baby on Cinemaphile
>my eceleb isn't gay you must be gay for some other eceleb
>not killing yourself after months of fishtank spamming
Sorry Sam took your egirl's anal virginity, kiwiredditor
Sam's wiener riders lost when they were exposed as a bunch of mentally ill simps. No amount of archive posting can cover thousands upon thousands of posts of them simping over some e-prostitute Sam trotted in front of them lol.
they're even tracking her down IRL and trying to shove Sam's "dad advice" down her throat in attempts to woo her lol
josie will never frick you
>josie will never frick you
Cool but I don't care about some chug. The same can be said for you about soph who is now a gross landwhale.
I'm not a troony so I dont use troonyfarms
sam is fricking josie in the ass while you jerk off on /bant/
nah, sam only fricks children and trannies
Jet is the one fricking Josie.
>exactly one minute apart
Everyone on kiwifarms is mentally ill, transgendered/female, obese, raised by a single mother, teenaged and or brown/israeli
The sophgay is probably a bot or future mass shooter if he ever manages to get a job
why do you give sam a pass for hiring homosexuals/trannies to work for him lol
You have encyclopedic knowledge on this second-rate eceleb you don’t even like
answer the question
I’m not the guy you were replying to, I’m just impressed you know all this stuff and have it saved
It's an absolutely obsessed troony who spams every single sam hyde thread for years. Literally no life
you're an absolutely obsessed paypig who spams every single sam hyde thread for years. Literally no life
The buzzwords and hundred(s) image count pics thrown around give me the impression its a bot. IE: edaddy, grifter, soph said, null was right, paypiggies, etc.
Said the pot to the kettle.
I literally just think sams videos are funny among the hundreds of other things on the internet I find funny. You are absolutely obsessed with sam to the point of dedicated thousands of hours of your life to spamming this board nonstop about him. Get a fricking life
NOOOO STOP FINDING HIM FUNNY NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU SIMP PAYPIGGIES HE IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN EPSTEIN BECAUSE HE HAD SEX WITH THIS EGIRL I LIKED IN A LEGAL STATE
how was my sophgay impression?
Extremely accurate
Yeah sophgay has serious issues, he dropped his dogs
Sam and Epstein would get along pretty well, they both share the israelite wavelength.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/dq-w79miBDI0R3OQVhkgjg/
She wont suck your micropenis, kiwitroony
What happened to that troon after Joeyy bullied him kek
Double standards when most of the redditfarms moderators are some flavor of lgbtp
>here is some pic of a troony on twitter please stop finding mde funny
that troony worked for sam, his name is evan
>mentally ill simps
Pot calling the kettle black from a kiwicuck who samegays and foams out the mouth over Sam for literal years tbh
I bet the colony of Josie-enjoyers that congealed on /bant/ never heard of Sam until Fish Tank.
fishtanks season 1 was rigged
the winner was the only person in the fricking trailer. the entire thing was staged and pre-planned. im embarrassed for ever entering those threads and you should be too
>obese, raised by a single mother, teenaged and or brown/israeli
really makes you think
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/_nXfThXTRmw2HOsimU9k6Q/
Post body, kiwitroon
Sam won
Post ironic humor is a mind virus that is 1:1 as damaging as wokism. Sam is an intelligence asset working to erode the socio cultural cohesion of young people that would otherwise initiate or take part in positive, meaningful counter culture movements. He is a huxter, his followers are insecure hipster homosexuals and his content is of the same calibre as any other talentless e celeb fraud.
Where can i watch the first season ?
internet archive. the uncesored version is much better
Full season is on b***hute. I think soph's army of trannies got so buttblasted that they mass reported it and got the whole thing taken off adult swims site lol.
if it wasn't for that FRICKIN NERD
Rochefort is a genius
Erick was a genius
Charls was the creative powerhouse
Try doing the heavy lifting yourself you frickin NERD
you forgot Ruse being an amazing director
What, do you wanna be a MAN you frickin NERD?
Ruse was actually the guy that was special
He's in the industry now. Worked on a ASAP Rocky video and the Joji Glipse of Us video as a producer. Dude is very talented, makes sense he didn't get blacklisted.
a big nerd and a school shooter, that it
that's what he'll be known as
I don't mean to be this agressive it's just
it makes me MAD
I just want to see Charls happy. If charls can deliver on this project that he swore he wouldn't work on for 800 million dollars then something good will come out of it. He's by far the most creative dude connected to MDE.
Noooo charles made mde wp and he is bad he worked with sam who raped my precious innocent egirl i got 5 inches on you