Write a movie where he is the main character.
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Write a movie where he is the main character.
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literally every football hooligan movie ever made ever
This. Just make a biopic of that guy from a month ago who singlehandedly stopped the WAG box from getting stormed by foreign skinheads
>every football hooligan movie ever
frodo is the main character in green street hooligans
[Spoiler] a fackin yank journo [/Spoiler]
>Putting a capital S on his spoilers
posh c**t
peak kino
Greggs FC man is a parody of those characters
He's like an English equivalent of a Cuckservative
>He's like an English equivalent of a Cuckservative
Jesus Christ way to not get it yankee boy. Norfman is not a pitiful character to be mocked, he is to be looked up to. Sure he is fat and drunk but he protects his own and is proud of who he is and makes no apologies.
The key ingredient is SOUL.
>Greggs FC man is a parody of those characters
He's not
He's a caricature of your average northern football fan. Nothing to do with hooliganism
NONCE BASHER
he runs around beating nonces dead
take any movie where Kurt Russell is the leading star and make him play Kurt Russell's character, without him altering his norf accent or behavior at all to fit the setting
>Escape From New York
>The Thing
>Stargate
>Tombstone
>Overboard
etc
EFNY: ORRITE WOSS ALL THIS ABOUT THEN I CAN'T FIND NO SOSSIJ ROLLS NOWAT
>COR BLIMEY U CALLED DOWN THE BLOODY THUNDER WELL NOW U GOT IT
>SEE THAT? IT SAYS SCOTLAND FACKIN YARD
>THE NONCES ARE FINISHED. I SEE A SOUF SASH I BASH THE IDJIT WEARIN IT
>SO RUN U NONCE, AND TELL THEM THE NORF IS COMIN
>TELL THEM OIM COMIN, AN NGUBU'S COMIN WIV ME YA 'ERE! NGUBU'S COMIN WIV ME
>Big bazza manages to beat Tommo in a drinking contest in his local pub
>Everyone cheers, he is the pride of the North
>He tries to do a little dance but falls and hits his head, landing himself in a coma
>He wakes up 20 years later horrified to find that his family had to move down south for work and have all become Southerners
>His son sounds like Jacob Reese Mogg
Then IDK they do some sad shit as it's a UK film so has to be depressing as frick but with an uploading message that at least we have Caribbean and Pakistani people living on our street now, that's fine.
>It turns out that Soufman Steve and Norfman Neil were being manipulated into fighting each other by Midland Mick who was teaming up with Welsh Wmffre to drink beer and place bets on the outcome of the fight
Jock James and Norn Irish Nate weren't invited for some reason though. Wonder what they're up to.
The glazers dont sell man united, and he orchestrates the first pogrom of the 21st century. The film would star Tango in the lead role
Are Norfs as chill as they seem? They seem like the equivalent of American hillbillies of the less trashy sort where they eat a lot, drink a lot, are borderline incomprehensible, both love and resent their wives, and never don't drink a beer after work. Yet unless extremely provoked they're harmless and pretty cool people.
>Are Norfs as chill as they seem?
As a Norf myself I'd say yes
Generally people from around here are some of the friendliest people you'll ever meet, genuine give the shirt off their own back types of people
The white ones are.
big souf fc geezer
>wienerney of some sort, uses lingo no poofy youngster or foreigner can understand
>Can't stop talking about the docklands and all the old local industries destroyed by property developers and "paki c**ts"
>has a strangely well versed knowledge of British history
>listens exclusively to 60's counter cultural music but is almost universally right wing
>was probably in the National Front
big norf fc COONT
>looks like a Polish person
>skin pink or bright red from excessive stout drinking
>goes down the canals for his holidays
>socially conservative but always pushes for communialism
>ancient Anglo-Nordic dialect that is non-understandable to anyone outside his county
It's called 'Nuf Said and it's about him going around sortin out problems wiv simple logic and faks
>No one has mentioned any movies starring actual norfmen
>Chooses a southern movie with 2 joke northerners in it
It's a great film but allow me, a Midlander, to big up the North with its true kino media:
>Billy Elliot
>The Full Monty
>Brassed Off
>Kes
>Wallace and Gromit
>League of Gentlemen
>Royle Family
>Shameless
>Phoenix Nights
>Boys from the Blackstuff
>Lock stock
>Norfman
Apart from the 2 scousers its all wienerneys
Sting is about as Norf as it gets to be fair
Just because that's the only film you've seen with northerners in doesn't mean you have to defend it to the death as a "Northern film" anon.
You can come off that hill.
I didn't say it was northern
I said it was starring notherners all I said was starring
It doesn't star Northerners. Sting doesn't have a main starring role and neither are the scousers.
Now please, before I smash yer head in.
Fook off
Grimsby (that sascha baron Cohen one)
Life imitates art
newbie
Trainspotting but instead of heroine, it's meatpies.