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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I nearly shat my pants on the bus after eating nothing but chili for several days

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the geek show

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even though it was gross and scary to see you eat them, it made me want to get a 3 Musketeers bar like I used to when I was a young fatbody. I still haven't. I made do with a microwave keto coffee mug cake with extra sugar free chocolate chips. Wasn't the same, but better than being all fat again and addicted to bad foods. You help me stay strong, Whale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keto is a meme.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A meme that works.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a big guy

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals don't go to Heaven

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend asked me if I ever did notice all the people in management positions are tall. I never paid attention to it, but then I ran through my memory and he was right.

    I'm 1m70, but it has never held me back. If you want something, you go for it. Blaming it all on tallchads is for morons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem is when you go to concerts and a big guy stands in front of you. Which isn't a problem at all. I saw Rammstein at a concert and there was a guy in front of me who was Shaq size. I poked him in the back. He turned around and understood immediately. I got to sit on his shoulders, kek. It was a nice gesture, but two songs in and my legs were going numb. So he put me down again and I watched the rest while standing in front of him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only problem is when you go to concerts and a big guy stands in front of you.
        For you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing with life: 'Ask, and ye shall receive.'. We have this saying that goes: 'A 'no' is certain, and a 'yes' is something you can get'. It never hurts to ask.

          So, yeah, that's my honesty posting. OP is a homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please be a woman.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, but no. There was no poking in my back.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a big fan of black people.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm petrified for my future. I don't know where I'm heading. I'm not far away from 40. My life shouldn't be so insecure at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares bro. in 100 years no one will remember any of us.
      relax.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about being remembered, more about making something of my life. I don't know how it got away from me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm nearing 40 as well. I still blush. Which I hate because people immediately know who you are.

      I'm gathering possessions, even though I know it's better to look after people around you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it: Name one movie or television show that deals with blushing. It's a fricking hindrance. I've learnt to deal with it, because I can't find a way around it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm small, bald and I blush. By those metrics, I should be a gigantic failure. But there is this preconceived notion within me that the world would be a worse place if I wasn't here. I hope it never leaves me, this self conviction and thinking I'm necessary, because it's all I've got.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blushing is fine, if you're appealing then it'll be seen as cute and telling (honest). Just make sure you look as good/clean as you can and be a positive person, the blushing won't be a hindrance.

          I'm small, bald and I blush. By those metrics, I should be a gigantic failure. But there is this preconceived notion within me that the world would be a worse place if I wasn't here. I hope it never leaves me, this self conviction and thinking I'm necessary, because it's all I've got.

          >the world would be a worse place if I wasn't here
          Based, you're gonna make it. We all are.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm gathering possessions, even though I know it's better to look after people around you.
        I've burned out any passion for materialism. I don't buy any possession outside clothes any more and I don't buy many of those. My money just goes towards food and bills. I do nothing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're still communicating, so that is something.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm not in despair or anything. The future just seems insecure and if I'm being honest not great. I can see myself being an unfulfilled guy that just plods through life occasionally finding happiness through the rest of my life. While that might be bad per se, it doesn't sound great.

            This. I dither. I go to my construction job and I make money hand over fist and then I don't spend it on anything. I have tens of thousands of dollars in a checking account because I'm too lazy to open a savings account at the bank. I get high every night and play video games or scroll here for a while. That's it. I don't want anything. I don't want to die, but I don't want to live either.

            >I don't want to die, but I don't want to live either.
            I understand that sentiment.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't wanna die
              But I ain't keen on living either

              Literally a song lyric.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. I dither. I go to my construction job and I make money hand over fist and then I don't spend it on anything. I have tens of thousands of dollars in a checking account because I'm too lazy to open a savings account at the bank. I get high every night and play video games or scroll here for a while. That's it. I don't want anything. I don't want to die, but I don't want to live either.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think most people on here are burnt. They've experienced betrayal. At some point, I'm going to have to make the decision if I want to invest in other people again or not. I want to leave this world in a better state than it was when I first encountered it. And I'm working on it. I'm putting all of my emotional investment into my house, hoping the next people will get to enjoy it.

            Investing in other people is high risk. I know I should dare to live, but I'm too scared.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was being over dramatic but then I went to America for a month and holy shit you guys are fricking fat as hell.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get married and have kids but I've never even had a gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same bro
      same

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't. Immagine being responsible for a wife and kids 24/7. Can't even find rest in your bed because your blimp wife is hogging the space and is snoring. Only for the next day to wake up, not being rested, to go to your shitty job you hate because you have to support your wife and kids who shit on you all the time. Lesser men would kill themselves.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it works out, though every day it's looking worse. I probably should move on, but the heart wants what it wants and god damn does it want her.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im a 23 kissless virgin and Im considering doing something gay I’m so touched starved

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just hire a hooker you fricking idiot. They're a couple of hundred bucks so even if you're a broke you should still be able to get one every two months or so.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >paying for sex
        Imagine being this pathetic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only an incel would think fricking hookers is worse than being a kissless virgin.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd had sex and didn't have to pay for it though.
            You're sad bro

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah so have I. I've never hire a hooker before I'm just telling old mate to do it if being a virgin is such a burden on him. If it was possible for him to get a real gf it would have happened by now, your options do not get better after college or mid 20s. Also there's nothing wrong with paying for sex, some people have no alternatives and they should be able to enjoy sex like anyone else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Going to a prostitute when you're a virgin is too high of a tresshold. I did it, but I had a bro who was with me. I'd recommend a massage parlor.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When conservatives don't like you, they stay away. When liberals pretend to like you, they backstab you for their gains or power trips.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planning on creampie'ing my long distance girlfriend against her will the next time I visit her

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