That delivery guy pissed me off so much. He tried to act concerned and like a good guy, then sticks around to take a peek at the guy, just to shit his pants and run away. Even if you were in shock, at least wave to the guy or something instead of looking horrified.
I think the dude was hoping he’d be some cute loner so he could blow him or something. I see whales at Wal-Mart constantly and I’ve never gotten scared and ran away
If I could go back in time to my childhood with all my current memories, I wouldn't live a better life with the foreknowledge I'd have. I would make all the same mistakes again, AND get into bad habits SOONER.
>doesn't use this knowledge to make one big investment that is sure to pay off with a massive return
How could you possibly know the future but end up worse off?
I jerked off when I was 9 years old by slapping my meat into my tummy, I was petrified to find white translucent liquid pouring out, I genuinely thought I punctured some internal organs.
i'm about to be 34, seems like everyone is married with kids and has a better job than me, i feel more than 10 years behind everyone else for this reason, but if i had all that i doubt i would be happy, i would be stressed and would have time or money to myself, where as at least with being "behind in life" all my free time is mine, but i worry about being completely alone one day, i'm terrible at making and sustaining even friendships, i worry that if my life doesn't start to look like seemingly everyone elses i will regret it
I'm 22 but I look 30. Haven't been asked for ID since I was about 19. I think I've only ever met one person in their mid 20s or above that could still be mistaken for a teenager and that's because he was chubby in such a way that he could be mistaken as a late bloomer who hasn't hit puberty.
Same boat except I don't take care of myself at all.
>18+ in my country for a frickton of things >constantly get checked for ID >"You look younger." >usual jokes about it being a compliment
Like yeah they probably see a guy who's borderline, early-20s maybe, better to be safe and check. But surely that also suggests I could pass as below 18? (Not about to try tbqh.)
Does bother me when next up buying booze is clearly an undergraduate student and then the same doesn't apply. He can just get vodka no questions asked (of course he can, he's clearly in university).
>walk into hospital for visitation >front desk asks if I'm 18
many such cases
You're probably just skinny with a youthful haircut. The bored wagie working the counter who's carding you isn't taking a close scrutinising look at your face. They just get a general impression and their mind fills in the blanks and if you look youngish they ask for ID to be safe. I'm not trying to be bitter, I'm sure you look good for your age, but virtually nobody in their 30s *literally* looks like a teenager.
Yeah fair enough. Had my hair swept down for a while which I do think some twentysomethings can pull off, but then I went with a short back and sides in my 30s.
Casual wear because frick it, I'm buying bread. Office wear probably adds five years. Honestly I don't want to look younger (even 'could be in your mid-20s still!') I want to look my actual damn age.
The just-have-to-check-for-ID thing bothers me though. Staff making a quick judgement call, a 19-year-old who looks 19 is buying beer and a few cigarettes. That's fine. I'm buying a cleaning spray or some glue. That's an age-restricted product: they 'have to check everyone :)' ???
It's genuinely nearly impossible for me to imagine someone else taking a genuine interest in me as a person
I just can't imagine it, the more time passes the more I feel like some kind of weird flesh automaton that only exists to perform behaviours I cottoned onto as a child, pay taxes and then die alone in 50 years
The woman I loved most and hardest in all my life is a full blown mental case worse than you can imagine who had to go to Japan for special medical treatment, and I still think about her every day. She was my best friend for 6 years straight. To this day when I see a picture that reminds me of her I get the irresistible urge to squeeze something soft and hug it close because I never got the chance to do it to her. There's no future for us, and yet if she showed up tomorrow, I'd drop whoever I was involved with without thinking twice.
>"You're a fat homosexual."
>A+
That's basically what she writes, isn't it?
>deliveryman gives him an honest look of disgust, causing the whale to spiral
That delivery guy pissed me off so much. He tried to act concerned and like a good guy, then sticks around to take a peek at the guy, just to shit his pants and run away. Even if you were in shock, at least wave to the guy or something instead of looking horrified.
Pushing him over the edge did him a favor.
I think the dude was hoping he’d be some cute loner so he could blow him or something. I see whales at Wal-Mart constantly and I’ve never gotten scared and ran away
The asian woman gave a better performance
Black person
Trans women are just men with extra estrogen. Maybe they invented their dick but it's still just an inside out penis.
>invented
Inverted, invented, same shit.
If I could go back in time to my childhood with all my current memories, I wouldn't live a better life with the foreknowledge I'd have. I would make all the same mistakes again, AND get into bad habits SOONER.
>doesn't use this knowledge to make one big investment that is sure to pay off with a massive return
How could you possibly know the future but end up worse off?
I honestly think you are stealing my air.
I jerked off when I was 9 years old by slapping my meat into my tummy, I was petrified to find white translucent liquid pouring out, I genuinely thought I punctured some internal organs.
"I thought I broke something inside"
In a way, we all did.
Well it coulda been worse. You coulda stuck a pin or pencil into your peehole like some curious children do.
I want to frick your daughter.
Ellie findom
The Whale play 2011 probably ripped off the 1996 novel for Precious (2009)
i'm about to be 34, seems like everyone is married with kids and has a better job than me, i feel more than 10 years behind everyone else for this reason, but if i had all that i doubt i would be happy, i would be stressed and would have time or money to myself, where as at least with being "behind in life" all my free time is mine, but i worry about being completely alone one day, i'm terrible at making and sustaining even friendships, i worry that if my life doesn't start to look like seemingly everyone elses i will regret it
that good enough for you tubbs?
I'm 32 but look 17 because I take care of myself. I might try to get a fake SSN and go back to high school.
>I'm 32 but look 17
why does every 30+ gay here claim this? pro-tip: you absolutely don't
>walk into hospital for visitation
>front desk asks if I'm 18
many such cases
I'm 22 but I look 30. Haven't been asked for ID since I was about 19. I think I've only ever met one person in their mid 20s or above that could still be mistaken for a teenager and that's because he was chubby in such a way that he could be mistaken as a late bloomer who hasn't hit puberty.
Same boat except I don't take care of myself at all.
>18+ in my country for a frickton of things
>constantly get checked for ID
>"You look younger."
>usual jokes about it being a compliment
Like yeah they probably see a guy who's borderline, early-20s maybe, better to be safe and check. But surely that also suggests I could pass as below 18? (Not about to try tbqh.)
Does bother me when next up buying booze is clearly an undergraduate student and then the same doesn't apply. He can just get vodka no questions asked (of course he can, he's clearly in university).
You're probably just skinny with a youthful haircut. The bored wagie working the counter who's carding you isn't taking a close scrutinising look at your face. They just get a general impression and their mind fills in the blanks and if you look youngish they ask for ID to be safe. I'm not trying to be bitter, I'm sure you look good for your age, but virtually nobody in their 30s *literally* looks like a teenager.
Yeah fair enough. Had my hair swept down for a while which I do think some twentysomethings can pull off, but then I went with a short back and sides in my 30s.
Casual wear because frick it, I'm buying bread. Office wear probably adds five years. Honestly I don't want to look younger (even 'could be in your mid-20s still!') I want to look my actual damn age.
The just-have-to-check-for-ID thing bothers me though. Staff making a quick judgement call, a 19-year-old who looks 19 is buying beer and a few cigarettes. That's fine. I'm buying a cleaning spray or some glue. That's an age-restricted product: they 'have to check everyone :)' ???
It's genuinely nearly impossible for me to imagine someone else taking a genuine interest in me as a person
I just can't imagine it, the more time passes the more I feel like some kind of weird flesh automaton that only exists to perform behaviours I cottoned onto as a child, pay taxes and then die alone in 50 years
You have almost no chance of lasting another 50
I used to be upset when people would treat me badly, but then I realized I’m a bad person, so they aren’t wrong for doing so.
If I were five inches taller my life would not have changed in any significant way.
I am 6'5"
Your clothes would cost more; you'd have banged your head on shit 300% more, your knees and feet would start bothering you a lot sooner.
The woman I loved most and hardest in all my life is a full blown mental case worse than you can imagine who had to go to Japan for special medical treatment, and I still think about her every day. She was my best friend for 6 years straight. To this day when I see a picture that reminds me of her I get the irresistible urge to squeeze something soft and hug it close because I never got the chance to do it to her. There's no future for us, and yet if she showed up tomorrow, I'd drop whoever I was involved with without thinking twice.
Flights to Japan only cost like 500$ (cheaper if you plan ahead). Enjoy the mindfrick. Bwahahahaha!