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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bandit chases them off for being israelites.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bandit crossdresses for the chichilla dad and gets off to being called a dirty fricking homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      strangely enough Bandit's not the one who leaves the meeting with an ass fill of semen

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chum Chum molests Bjngo in his new role as gym teacher. Calls prosecution a witch-hunt.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone draw her in a bikini please.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bandit: content to be a supportive character in his children's imaginary fables.
    >Chum-Chum: "today kids, you will all be backup players in my re-enactment of the children's classic, Moby Dick".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but Chum-Chum also doesn't wear dresses like a gay so he's objectively a better dad, husband and man.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's homeschooling his children into socially mal-adjusted morans, he's a shit Dad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mal-adjusted morans
          Underage-kun...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bluey is a comfy cartoon show for kids and parents.
            Chip-Chilla is a political alternative for overwrought conservatives.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bluey is another anti-straight white male goyslop with troony propaganda

              He's homeschooling his children into socially mal-adjusted morans, he's a shit Dad.

              Bandit is raising spoiled little bawds who don't understand the meaning of "no"

              So tired of Cinemaphilemblr

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anti-straight
                Bandit is a married guy with children

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly not seeing how he loves acting like a sissy b***h way too much, huh? Chilli is a beard, cope with it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand what a beard actually is. He's had sex with his wife multiple times as states in the actual show. Like that time he talked about getting a vasectomy since he didn't want anymore kids implying they still mash pissers on the reg.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's some dedication to keeping the secret, moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realise the creator of the show is a white supremacist and followed David Duke on twitter?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a Magatard means gnawing off your own leg, if it somehow spites "Libruls".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Evidence?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He hangs around with The Leader of The White Race Ben Shapiro.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't it made by ben shapiro's company?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure are alot of childless virgin homosexuals that never just played dress up with the daughters.

                Why is chilli so worthless

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait until that ep where Bluey magics Bandit into marrying Pat...then one day in a later ep when Chilli's not getting along with him, he turns to his OTHER wife...

                Pat: Well, we ARE married...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's with conservatives and homeschooling their kids?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't like the liberal influence schools have on their kids. Unfortunately homeschooled kids will almost always have poor social skills due to lack of socializing. Technically it is possible to get your kids to socialize with other activities. which sounds good on paper but in practice, it just never really happens.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's with conservatives and homeschooling their kids?

              Conservative's first instinct to opposition is to run away and hide. It's the ideology of the cowardly.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They know that if you want your kids molested right you gotta do it yourself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            School won't teach you anything new and you won't have to deal with bullies and rapist teachers

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have a stay at home parent who is a good teacher, you can actually provide a better and more advanced curriculum as you're with them 24/7. Conservatives also generally don't like outside ideas entering the house. If the kid goes to public school and makes friends with a black or gay kid, their ideology is fundamentally challenged in that now the anti-black or gay ideas they hold are toxic to the relationship with their kids. Oh my God, what if that date a black girl? Oh my God, what if they come out as gay? The conservative mindset holds that cultures and bloodlines should be controlled by the parents, so public schooling is a fundamental challenge to parental control. Fun fact, the "anti-groomer" bill in Florida doesn't mention pornography, it mentions parental control of what their kids think or know about gays.

            The bigger picture is that the private education industry banks on the collapse of public education in that learning materials would be more in demand and varied. Textbooks would be less standardized so now there's a market for specific histories to be taught in each household. Real Metal Gear Solid 2 shit.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              So true! The government should control everything we think and believe instead!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If conservatives weren't masochistic homosexuals craving liberals ass-fricking them for the rest of eternity they wouldn't give them power.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more of an optics thing. Liberal power is based on considering outside perspectives and giving them legitimacy while conservative power limits information to what's convenient for a homogenous society and preserve the dominant power and culture. To sell anti-liberal conservative power for public education, you'd have an uphill battle even with fellow conservatives uncomfortable with framing diverse thinking and in depth thinking as being anti-thetical to their ideology.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liberal optics are dominant because they are the ones in power. Power determines optics, not the other way around.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liberal optics are dominant because it's most marketable in a global society of global perspectives and information. I mean that as cynically as possible; the aim is economically dominate other nations, but in that there is an education and exchange, even cooperation.

                There's also the freedom angle which is framed as a consistent value that makes us the good guys. It's part of the founding history, the fight for liberty against tyranny. To not be consistent with that message is to say it really wasn't about liberty, it was about power. If we reduce our values to just power, cooperation is just a path to subjugation. So you can believe that it's REALLY about power while speaking publicly about liberty. The results are most modern day conservatives acting like Martin Luther King is their friend by way of reducing all his class based activism to a part of his Dream speech which implies a convenient colorblindness they can argue.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Liberal power is based on considering outside perspectives and giving them legitimacy
                Is that why liberals call for censorship of "hate speech" constantly?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hate speech isn't an outside perspective, it's intent is to alienate, intimidate, and drive out. Anons don't call israelites "baby raping israelites" to make them feel welcome, the intention is to normalize violence against them.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or is it because israelites rape kids?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny how we went from "liberal marxists israelites hypnotized everyone into calling everything rape" to "jews rape kids". Why would at any point everything be rape if the end goal was to rape? Wouldn't they push against the liberal emphasis of consent?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the conservative narrative has degenerated a lot in the past few years. We went from trump saying "we need to build a wall" and "we need to protect lgbt from the muslims" to "every democrat is a pedophile trans drag queen ect"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Liberal power is based on considering outside perspectives and giving them legitimacy
                hAHAHAHA, holy shit. I hope you aren't serious.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conservative power is based on considering outside perspectives and giving them legitimacy? Leftwing is fundamentally about giving more people outside the hierarchy power and consideration while rightwing consolidates power within a hierarchy and benefits less as a function of there being benefit at all. Even Jordan Peterson recognizes this. It isn't controversial and I'm not saying leftwing is correct to stretch power so thin it progressive stacks into inaction. There's plenty to criticize all around.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's mostly an economic barrier concern; you need to have the income and stability to afford learning materials and have a parent who is available to be a homeschool teacher. Voucher programs effectively reduce school funding in a situation where kids are taking up lunch debt.

                Having a standard for education is how you keep a nation together. It's fundamentally understood across the political spectrum, it isn't controversial. Having a say on those standards is fine, but ultimately you shouldn't collapse the system because someone hates using globes as modles or addressing the historical, legal, fact of gay marriage.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having a standard for education is how you keep a nation together. It's fundamentally understood across the political spectrum, it isn't controversial.

                Conservatives fundamentally are against education outside of parents teaching them everything. There’s been a decades long conservative movement telling people that college is bad for this specific reason

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently moderate liberals are doing it now as well. Cause they too fear their child being taught insane ideas

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Numbers!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, nice get.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What "insane ideas" are moderate liberals afraid of? There is nothing insane about wanting throbbing giant ebony wombpunchers to go so deep in your tight little white butthole that it comes out the other end.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liberals want to do thug hunting, conservatives want dat bbc. There is a difference.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              /misc/ won....

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brown people always win.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy crap I can't believe I got it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              CHUDCHADS
              /POL/SISTERS
              WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN WON
              WE LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE
              TOTAL HOMESCHOOL ALTERNATIVE MEDIA RIPOFF VICTORY
              TOTAL PUBLIC SCHOOL AND MAINSTREAM MEDIA DEATH

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Public schools are shit and the only advantage they have is socializing your kids which can be done just as well with after school activities.

          • 3 months ago
            Mishal

            Government schools are basically giant homosexual farms these days.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >children's classic, Moby Dick
      The weird thing is that this book was gay as frick.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what actually is this, just Bluey but worse and American?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chip-Chilla is basically Conservative Bluey. Mom is kept at home doing chores, kids are homeschooled on classic tales of White Anglo Adventures.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Bluey but boring and has nothing for the parents watching it with their kids

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bluey is Oreos and Chip Chilla is Hydrox!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Hydrox came first

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they're shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Hydrox?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically an unsweetened oreo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, not really a good analogy given that Hydrox was made first (1908) and Oreo came out afterwards (1912). Just like how Bluey came first and Chip Chilla came second, but Bluey is more successful whereas Chip Chilla isn't. Hydrox wasn't successful partly due to it's horrible brand name, whereas Oreos became successful in the long run overshadowing the original sandwich cookie.

      BUT THEN AGAIN NEITHER SHOWS ARE ORIGINAL SEEING HOW BLUEY'S CREATOR WAS INSPIRED BY PEPPA PIG OR SOMETHING SO BLAH BLAH BLAH

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peppa pig
        Disgusting. Why anglos let their kids watch shows about non-kosher animals? And during plandemic they forced american children to watch them toom

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. Guess it's something to shut their kids up for a while. And Peppa Pig, as awful as a cartoon that is both visually and audibly, seems to do a damn good job keeping those squirts quiet.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why anglos let their kids watch shows about non-kosher animals?
          The fact that a kiddy cartoon makes brown skinned people seethe irrationally is the most based thing about Peppa Pig.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why none of them wear pants?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not ashamed of their dicks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their daddies taught them well.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why none of them wear pants?

        One is circumcisex, other isn't. Both are confused.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In America, it's perfectly normal to no not wear pants but it's uncommon to see someone not wear a shirt.

      In Australia, it's normal to be naked and streak in public.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot make Rob Schneider frickable and God will punish you if you try.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learned a new bit of Rob Schneider lore today.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The kids play together while the parents hang out. Bluey and Bingo make up an imaginative game that is so good the other lame kids are impressed. But then they stumble upon a problem that is solved by the lame kid's conservative leanings or something. The parents could talk about their different parenting styles but eventually bond over their similarities. Maybe Bandit is watching cricket on TV and teaches lame dad about cricket and lame dad hates it at first because it isn't American football but eventually gets really into it.

    It would end with the two plots somehow tying together and the lame family becoming good friends with the Heelers despite their originally awkwardness around each other.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure are alot of childless virgin homosexuals that never just played dress up with the daughters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait, troon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Including you.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    School won't teach you anything new and you won't have to deal with bullies and rapist teachers

    >rugged individualist americans must hide in their homes from homosexuals and farm equipment

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I bet those gays are out there beating off to Ayn Rand's nudes. Fricking losers.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A little BBC never hurt anyone. You should consider yourself lucky you and your family get to have some of that big ole meaty black dangus. Taste of the future, white boy.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This. Can you imagine what would happen if a scrawny little white boi like me was forced to go to a same school as a bunch of giant, musclebound Black folks? They would surely rape me with their throbing BBCs! I must hide for the rest of my life to prevent such an occurence!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am horrified to remem- er I mean imagine their great big dark flagpole crotchmeat jackhammering my prostate until i shoot a tiny pathetic little white load all over the gym shower floor. How frightful!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      A little BBC never hurt anyone. You should consider yourself lucky you and your family get to have some of that big ole meaty black dangus. Taste of the future, white boy.

      Least insane bluey gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Bandit ever got raped? I think he did. That is why he is willing to emasculate himself by playing with "his" children.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bandit is confident in his masculinity, that's why he isn't afraid that some harmless goofing around will emasculate him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This homosexual cope again
          He's not confident in his masculinity because he got NONE, but he is in fact confident in his homosexuality

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has a wife and kids. And he is the gay one? Are you of the groyper school of thought where having sex with women is gay?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read the thread. Bandit is a gay man using Chilli as a beard.
              >inb4 headcanon
              Use your fricking brain

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How common is having a wife and kids as a gay man? Are all married men gay? Are redpilled volcel sigmas like you only stright men out there?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                More common than you think, just ask your dad

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racists are pathetic try to get laid before you start trying to form opinions on childrearing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Chip Chilla is made by a diverse team headed by israeli people while bluey is made by the angl*s.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the females in bluey look like men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are fricking dogs? Should they give them dog breasts?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minnie is a rat

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Creators of bluey apparently don't want to frick dogs.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Moving the goalpost already

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What goalposts? The characters are dogs. What's wrong with dogs being dogs and not furry fap fuel?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Porn fried your brain

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Porn fried my brain? It's you who wants breasts on dogs.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're mentally ill anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you've watched more than 1 cartoon in your life, you would know that female characters have EYELASHES. Don't bring breasts out of nowhere, sicko.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the females in bluey look like men

        LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR DOG BREASTS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would only improve things.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          egad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          season 3 when?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never probably.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virgin br*tish fears CHAD HEBREW.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bandit has fun with his kids playing pretend
    >Chilla has fun with his kids teaching them literary classics
    >Daddy Pig gets called a fat useless moron by his kids while they stomp in mud and scream about dinosaurs
    Britbros...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They say French are the biggest cucks and pushovers in the world but in reality it's the Brits.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to be like that Gumball episode, except more child friendly.

    Or they made a family of American dogs that resemble the the chinchillas as they are vacationing in Australia during the summer. They are at a park and the Chip Chilla dog kid meets Bluey, and they play for a while until Bluey gets annoyed that Chip is copying everything shes does or something IDK this is a moronic made up synopsis I'm not a good writer.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The heelers basically point out the holes in the Chillas political beliefs until the break down.

    Ben Shapiro then reveals himself as the anti-christ to the surprise to no one, I mean look at his eyes.

    There's no soul in there.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bluey's family is touring America and runs into Chip's family. The Chilla's tour them around the area telling them about America and seeing each other's differences both culture-wise and parenting-wise. The parents are more adult about it, while the kids are being kids about it. Chum Chum decides to do a Chilla Time about this, but can't think up of a story to do. Bandit suggests I dunno Lethal Weapon. Chum Chum stops..."Now that's different!". Chip and Bluey act out a child-safe version of Lethal Weapon. Bandit is blown away by the sheer amount of cardboard being used. The day ends and the families say goodbye and hope to meet again.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chum Chum: So do you like the broncos?

    Bandit: Sure team I do! What team do you like?

    Chum Chum: The patriots!

    Bandit: Patriots..? in what division do they play?

    Chum chum: Wait, are we talking about rugby or football?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm amazed that people think any of this is ben shapiro's idea, when his wife is a full time surgeon and he has spoken about doing chores as well, meanwhile in chip chilla the mother is like a maid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember a four person panel of Daily Wire guys answering questions like a survey and all of them said they don't know how to do laundry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed that was a manchild problem, but I when talking to my boss's ex-wife that still works at the company complain how he never knew how to do laundry, pick out clothes for himself or any home making skills because his mother took care of it well into adulthood as a college student and business owner until those roles transitioned into his new spouse. It's strange to think how the wife was ever okay with that and expected the relationship to work. Conservative upbringings are weird.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Often times they're groomed into those expectations, both men and women. Generally yardwork is for men and housework is for women, but housework is daily while yard is a weekend thing you can get the kids to do. Also the women can garden. The result is that men can't use household appliances and women can't use lawnmowers.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Often times they're groomed into those expectations, both men and women. Generally yardwork is for men and housework is for women, but housework is daily while yard is a weekend thing you can get the kids to do. Also the women can garden. The result is that men can't use household appliances and women can't use lawnmowers.

          I never did one house chore myself until I was 18 because my mom and the maid always did them, but once my mom died and the maid was sick, I did a total mess on my first time doing laundry, who could tell different colors don't do together?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just copy and paste the script from pic related and sprinkle politics on top of it.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have a BBQ and talk about their kids. It's wholesome.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, which one is the better dad?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Shapiro of course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good ending

      Gay

      Bad ending (good)

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Peperoncio1/status/1715516184743797018

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok now post the gayer one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how do we own the new show
        >let's turn bandit into a homosexual
        Least insane blueygays

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what screw it! I’m gonna make evil Bluey with cats! Where abusive parents teach their kids how to kill, maim, steal and oppress

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a Warriors fanfiction you could easily find on Wattpad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but does warriors take place in the city of New Detrocago

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Add Lackadaisy designs and I'm sold.

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