Write the series finale

Write the series finale

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    FroschGreen

    Ooh Ooh Ooh

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Live action footage of Chris shooting himself in the head

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "what if the real smiles were the friends we made along the way"

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Pim will be cuckolding Charlie with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (Even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Pim getting fricked one by one while Charlie just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich.

    The B-plot will be Glep becoming transgender, then kicking Alan in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Glep kicking Alan in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person and critter will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fricking Pim.

    It ends with the Smiling Friends cast insulting its viewers for being such fricking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have an incestuous orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomitting all over each other and slicing their throats. Smormu pokes his head in and says "DA DA DEE DA DOO DA DA DEE DEE DA DA DPP!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by the Boss right outside the Smiling Friends HQ.

    The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fricked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Zach Hadel high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much he hates his life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing his fricking brains out all over the wall. Then it ends, with no credits, context or anything.

    It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews Smiling Friends for another 10 seasons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi Zach

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you got me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie has to handle a parking ticket, so Glep is Pim's partner for the day. Glep and Pim get sent to make a lady smile at the Parking Authority.
    >Charlie tries to snag the stamper so he can mark his own ticket as paid for free
    >Glep and Pim had taken the rubber bit out to put it into a fresh new handle Glep had just lathed for the lady
    >Charlie tries to flirt with the lady to get the ticket "resolved"
    >when Carlie stops flirting for a second to drink a paper cone full of water, the camera pans back to Glep making out with the lady
    >Charlie gives up and tries to pay the ticket before the place closes for the day
    >the lady is missing because Pim and Glep are skydiving with her
    The episode ends with Pim and Glep and the lady landing (she's smiling) right beside Charlie in the parking lot. Pim goes "Oh hey, Charlie! Fancy seeing you here! Say, couldwegetarideback to the OFFICE?" and Charlie goes "Yeah, uh, I don't think that's happening." as his car gets towed in front of the camera. Fade to black. The memorial placard in the credits is for Charlie, Pim, and the lady as skeletons in the desert outside of town. (Glep lives).

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cast try to make Pim smile since it’s clear his optimism is a huge cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine this but add all the characters they helped smile showing up like an inverse of the Seinfeld finale

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pim and Charlie die and are replaced by them

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final episode will be commentary on Twitter Issue #456

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have to make picrel smile and realize that the world isn't as bleak as he thinks it is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some gay guy that used to play videogames.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guy smiling friends creators made videos with years back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have to assassinate SuperMega.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie get IPad

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something like The Brak show where it's a normal episode and they mention that the cartoon is cancelled by the end of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something like this is what I would expect.
      A normal episode that ends with Mr. Boss popping his head in at the last minute, telling everyone he's decided to retire, and that they're all fired.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Smiling Friends get their cancellation notice
    Pim says maybe if they make Michael Ouweleen smile he'll change his mind and uncancel the show
    Spend a few minutes on other characters doubting the plan, and bringing up other shows Ouweleen has shat on or canceled
    >I don't know about this, Pim. He said Billy and Mandy was a hateful fart cartoon
    >What? The Grim Adventures? I loved that show growing up
    >And he's the guy behind Bird Girl.
    >I didn't smile once while watching that
    Etc, etc

    Just when Pim seems almost convinced to give up, Desmond from episode 1 shows back up, thanks Pim for never giving up on him, and promises to do everything he can to help

    Cut to 5 minutes of live action footage of Mike Stoklasa harassing Michael Ouweleen at various localities

    Cut back to the Smiling Friends with a new letter saying they're going to be a tax write off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one.

      My pitch, the series end with one episode where the staff is notified that they do not have any benefits after Alan hurts his arm when Pim accidentally slams the fridge door. They go up to the boss who explain that the reason they have no benefits is because Smiling Friends is not a real business nor a recognized NFPO, the Boss has been paying everything out of his pocket out of sheer dedication to his mission to just make the world smile which is sweet but sadly the staff realizes they have been more or less unemployed the whole time just hanging around zany characters and have no real job experience as to get hired anywhere else.

      Charlie is mad because he spent years doing basically nothing, Pim tries to cheer him up telling making people happy is not nothing. Pim is uncertain as to what he is going to next. Glib pretty much knew the whole time and Alan manages to explain his whole situation to the government and gets at least an unemployment check and later does manage to find a job at a serious nameless conglomo. They eventually return to smiling friends to see what has become of it and it was replaced entirely by a generic building. The Boss decided to turn into a real business as a call center selling whatever and thanks the guy for helping him recover his sanity at which point they all smile.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A man with literally no mouth wants to smile. The smiling friends are at odds on how to go about this with solutions ranging from doodling a smile with a marker to cutting a smile ear to ear Dark Knight Joker style.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie marries his gf

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling friends go to a zoo to see a famous monkey but are horrified to find that the zookeeper has been beating him with a stick. Pim tries his best to free the monkey and make him smile.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a clip show

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Main content in the episode isn't that important but after the action with Pim and Charlie is over, everything fades to black then fades into a scene with 4 young men sitting on a couch recording commentary over a video game they're playing.

    One of the guys with a particularly large nose turns to another and says "Hey Tomar, what would you do if you had total creative control over your own cartoon show? Like what kind of wacky hijinx would take place?"

    A large bald bearded man holding a green gem replies "My own cartoon show? And I can do whatever? I dunno, I've never really thought about it, I guess."

    The one with the big nose responds "Well I tell you what I'd do..." and the episode just ends.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Wow Charlie, I guess you could really say that, well, we're just a couple of great Smiling Friends."

    "You can say that again Pim."

    >everyone laughs and giggles. Gay little kisses.
    > Mr. Boss walks into scene

    You CAN say that again, watch!

    >Everyone gets concerned as he says it repeatedly while shaking Glep like a bag of coffee beans.
    >it gets increasingly distressing as everyone is now yelling for Mr. Boss to let go because he's choking him
    >3 different Zach Hadel screams
    >cut to credits

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone screams the end.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and friends have a serious lesson about finding ways to deal with the shitty world outside. And despite this being a [as] show, taking a moment to smile is important. Find anything to be happy about, because even if it's fleeting, it's the best feeling in the world to feel before coming back to reality.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pink guy and the yellow guy move away
    Some ancillary character says truly they were the smiling friends
    Roll credits

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the last thread deleted?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Done got bit by a copperhead.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Boss sells the company and Pim loses all his optimism and idealism, falling into a depressive state. Charlie and the others decide that their final mission is to make Pim smile.

    They try to make Pim smile in their usual fashion, but nothing works and, when Alan and Glep decide to throw in the towel and look for new work, Charlie ends up being the last one still committed to the mission.

    Eventually, Charlie inadvertently ends up making Pim feel worse and he goes to commit suicide by jumping off the Smiling Friends HQ. Charlie tries to talk him off the edge by reminding him of all their memories shared together as Smiling Friends. Alan and Glep show up and share similar sentiments. Charlie finally admits that he always hated his job and that the one thing that always kept him going was living up to Pim's example. Touched, Pim agrees to come down but then trips and splatters bloodily on the sidewalk, dousing everyone in his blood and guts.

    Pim goes to heaven, where he meets God (voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait). God commends Pim for a lifetime spent making people smile and tells him he can rest easy for all eternity, but Pim sees his funeral taking place on Earth and how depressed his friends are and gives a gay little speech about how he's not done making the people who matter most to him smile yet.

    God himself smiles for the first time in a while and agrees to send Pim back to Earth. Pim crashes into his funeral and is reborn similarly to Charlie in the Hell episode and the Smiling Friends reconcile.

    Suddenly, Mr. Boss appears and says he wasn't really selling the company, he just had to launder some money to get those silly federal agents off his back and now the Smiling Friends are back in action and sponsored by the Mexican Cartel. They all cheer and celebrate as it's revealed that the IRS is watching them and preparing to strike.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Spinkle spiggly spoopy mooper"
    "Hurp yeder smoopy poopoo"
    "Bwaek bark boop"
    "Hee hee hee diddle dee"
    "Awww cubble wubble"

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Nihilism Angered Fist

    Mr. Boss comes in to make an anouncement when suddenly an armored figure enters the building. (pic related)
    "I AM NIHILISM ANGERED FIST!" he says.
    He immediately grabs Mr. Boss by his ugly disgusting oversized head.
    "You can do this! I'm the boss! I'm Mr. Boss!" pleads Mr. Boss.
    "I DON'T CARE!" says NIHILISM ANGERED FIST
    He crushes Mr. Boss's head with his iconic Nihilism Angered Fist in graphic detail.
    "No! Not the boss! Not Mr. Boss!" cries Pim.
    "OH MY GOD!" shouts Charlie.
    Nihilism Angered Fist laughs and tosses the corpse of Gilbert Gottfried on to the ground next to Mr. Boss. He immediately whips out his massive thirteen inch wiener and pisses on the deceased comedian.
    "GOD IS DEAD, homosexual!" says Nihilism Angered Fist.
    Glep makes Glep noises before Nihilism Angered Fist picks him and eats him, crushing him with his big muscular teeth/
    (To be continued)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Nihilism Angered Fist

      "Oh noo, not Glep! Not our iconic Glep!" cries Allan.
      Nihilism Angered Fist immediately takes out his iconic rusty circular saw blade and saws Allan in half starting from the crotch.
      Pim: "Oh no! Mr. Boss, God, Glep, and Allan are dead and Nihilism Angered Fist are going to kill us next! What do we do, Ch-"
      Before he can finish the sentence, Nihilism Angered Fist crushes him into a bloody pulp under his heavy metal boot.
      Charlie (who is now crying and pleading at Nihilism Angered Fist's blood-soaked feet): I'm s-so sorry... I'm s-so sorry, man. I s-shouldn't have t-talked bad about porn, a-and g-g-gooning, a-a-and s-scat pornography!
      Nihilism Angered Fist: THAT'S RIGHT! YOU SHOULDN'T! NOW EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
      He hands Charlie a gun with a single bullet.
      Nihilism Angered Fist: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
      Charlie shoots himself filling the entire screen with hyper realistic blood. (GIF related)
      THE END

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They get rid of all the puerto ricans

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should be a huge adventure with Charlie, Pim and all the Smiling Friends gang trying to convince a guy who famously never smiled in his life to smile. He would be the main antagonist and one by one force the Smiling Friends members to become more cynical and hostile than they already were.
    The finale would have Charlie and Pim learn about the patient's troubled youth and give him everything he wants. He still doesn't smile. So they give him something he needs (friendship) and he smiles so wide it lights up his dingy house. He then joins the Smiling Friends business in the end, and all the characters affected by the Smiling Friends join as they sing a song as one final group shot plays out.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just walk around the office for an extended timelapse then the boss comes in and goes "looks like everyone is happy here" then the doors close

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not like the yolo crystal fantasy S1 ending ie Cusack's lesbian fetish

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clip show of several 2 minute shorts by famous guest animators and it ends with the characters all about to die like Uncle Grandpa

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and James gay marriage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James from Idaho?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MR. BOSS'S OFFICE INT. DAY.
    CHARLIE and PIM are sitting across from MR BOSS in chairs that are too small for them. MR. BOSS is shuffling through papers
    MR. BOSS: Yeah guys, so looking over your performance reports and just looking at the company budget this year, I just can't justify keeping you guys on. I mean you've done a great job, and you've been a valuable asset to the company, but we're just going through a lot of downsizing because of inflation and all.
    CHARLIE: Wait, so you're saying we're fired?
    MR. BOSS: No, I wouldn't say that but there isn't enough money in the budget to keep everyone employed so I have to let you two go.
    PIM: Well, what are we supposed to do for work MR. BOSS? I don't have a degree so my future options are pretty limited, and CHARLIE-
    CHARLIE interrupts
    CHARLIE: I actually have an associate's in accounting PIM.
    PIM: When did you get that?
    CHARLIE: I took online classes and got it a few months ago. You never asked about it.
    MR. BOSS: Oh yeah, I've heard about those, I actually got one in Osteopathology.
    PIM looks down disheartened
    MR. BOSS: Well since you guys aren't fired, that means you can still collect your severance packages which should help you make ends meet while you find new positions, right?
    MR. BOSS puts his hands up with a forced smile. PIM is still looking down and CHARLIE blankly stares at MR. BOSS
    MR. clears his throat
    MR BOSS: okay, you're still a little bummed, that's alright I know just who can help you-
    MR. BOSS presses a secret red button on his desk.
    JEREMY runs in and starts screeching and throwing his hands in PIM and CHARLIE's faces.
    Roll credits

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