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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TRILLIONS MUST DIE

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people are forgetting what infinite universes means.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally doesn't mean anything because a mathematical concept like "infinite" is incompatible with material reality.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        b-but my science man said the universe is ever expanding and doesnt end!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        material reality is not reality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my idea is more real than reality
          Why are philosophers suck cucks?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain this like I didn't see the movie and have no idea what any of this means?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person Spider-Man discovers multiverse. Convinces all the alternate universe spidermen, almost all of whom we see are white, to genoicide their universe as Black personman’s is the true canon universe. White spidermen genocide their universe to support Black personmans assertion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >genocide their universe

        i don't get it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There exist infinite paralel universes with batmam ib it. one batman goes to another universe where his parents never died but bruce wayne did and takes his place. because of paradoxesbor stuff that universe collapses but batman manages tobescape it. that batman decides to create a citadel of the batmans from paralel universes to prevent more universes from collapsing. and for that to happen every batman's parents must die or the universe collapses. so the infinite batmans allow their infinite parents to die and stop everyone who tries to prevent their death
      that but with spiderman and uncle ben

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that literally too with Reed Richards?
        This concept is pretty burned out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are an infinite amount of universes in the world, and in each universe, there is a Spiderman. And each Spiderman is destined to witness their universe's equivalent to the deaths of Uncle Ben and Gwen or Captain Stacy.
      If these deaths do not happen, then the universe will stray from it's "canon" timeline. Universes that stray from the canon will create a cosmic anomaly, which can destroy the entire multiverse.
      The only way to stop these anomalies is by ensuring that the canon deaths happen.
      So Spiderman 2099 travels from universe to universe, making sure that Uncle Ben and Gwen/Captain Stacy die.
      He comes across Miles, who's father is his Gwen/Captain Stacy equivalent, and he decides that Mike's father mist die for the greater good of the multiverse. Miles obviously isn't okay with this.
      Cue the conflict of pragmatism (with 95% of the spiderman on 2099's side) vs idealism (Mile's side)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen the movie, but I don't know, sounds like the "villains" aren't doing anything wrong.
        Kill one or two people to save infinite quintillions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and how the frick is this solved?
        OP pic implies it does happen and Mike died?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It ends on a cliffhanger that will be resolved in the next movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't Miles uncle be considered his Uncle Ben/Gwen/Captain Stacy equivalent?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why can't Miles uncle be considered his Uncle Ben/Gwen/Captain Stacy equivalent?
          Because then there wouldn't be a plot for this movie, anon.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is going on with these movies

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what genocide means.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I view any other universe than my own to be a dead-end universe anyway so who cares if trillions are "genocided"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's extremely narcissistic to believe that your existence will affect the universe, no matter if you have superpowers or not. If an Uncle Ben or a Captain Stacy doesn't die, it's not going to collapse time and space. That's moronic. The whole premise of this movie is moronic. It's Thanos population shit all over again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The universes are stories. They don't exist if the story doesn't. It's also solipsism, not narcissism.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20 minute scene about how miles cant undo the canon or shits fricked
    >they reveal that miles being a spiderman isn't supposed to be canon in the first place
    then why does any of that shit matter? if spider-miles isn't canon, then neither are his spider-man arcs like his dad and uncle dying right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also the problem of spider indians death being caused by spot who is also an anomaly, how they said they "might be able to contain" the rif that was about it devour it and how miguals universe falling apart had nothing to do with a canon even because he already had died. At first I thought this was just to prove Miguel was wrong but I think they seriously didn't think through any of these plot holes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also the problem of spider indians death being caused by spot who is also an anomaly, how they said they "might be able to contain" the rif that was about it devour it and how miguals universe falling apart had nothing to do with a canon even because he already had died. At first I thought this was just to prove Miguel was wrong but I think they seriously didn't think through any of these plot holes

      are you people moronic? its explained that a certain level of deviation from the canon can be contained but too much causes the universe to fall apart, thats why the alt univers Miguel goes to doesn't fall apart immediately.

      >There's also the problem of spider indians death being caused by spot who is also an anomaly

      Holy shit you're stupid, never was Indian Spider-Man going to die, it was the death of his police captain that Miles prevented. Also the fact that it was supposed to be at the hands of Spot and the fact that Miles exists is meant to show that both of them are indeed canon and a hint that Miguel is wrong.

      >how they said they "might be able to contain" the rif that was about it devour it and how miguals universe falling apart had nothing to do with a canon even because he already had died.

      Why are you ESLs so stupid? In the canon of that universe Miguel was supposed to be dead in, the universe gradually fell apart because the living Miguel took his place when he wasnt supposed to.

      I hate when morons like you who dont pay attention think you found some plot holes, its embarrassing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grrr why didnt you consider my fan speculation that wasn't apart of the movie surely you are all brown
        spider-verse fans legitimately the fricking worst, even worse than MCU gays

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >URGH DID YOU NOT LISTEN WHEN THEY HANDWAVED AND SAID IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... IT JUST DOESN'T OK GRRRAAAAGH YOU MAKE ME SO ANGY

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this person not understand what a genocide is?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the canon event does not take place, that universe is erased. It's a trolley problem situation.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so dumb these days? Is there something on the water and food we consume?
    Miguel most likely didn't tell any of the Spideys their fate until it has already happened, in order to avoid what happened with the Black. Also remember that not every Spidey is part of Miguel's team.

    It was the Black person Miles the one that discovered earlier, on top of being an anomaly.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty surprisingly subverted this pretty well with the “central finite curve” bs.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire movie is literally just a giant strawman the filmmakers/and Marvel wrote because they're pissed that nobody gives a shit about their precious black Gary Stu.

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