wtf

the "ET" race is canonically in Star Wars and thus "ET: The Extra Terrestrial (1982)" canonically takes place in the Star Wars universe.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Asogian

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev grifted an entire galaxy and we didn't know about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY does ET LOVE the taste of Reeces Peices so MUCH?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Mars, Inc. were cheap bastards who refused to do a tie-in with the movie and even claimed it could tarnish their brand. So they contacted Reece's, who were trilled to be in the movie and to do in-kind advertising for the film.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These gross little homosexuals gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the only one? Constantly had nightmares about E.T violently ripping my stomach open with a knife from the ages of 6-13

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >E.T.
        >Close Encounters of the Third Kind
        >Communion
        >X-Files
        Recurring childhood alien abduction nightmare kino for me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are demonic attacks anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had an intense fear of aliens as a kid so there's at least 3 of us tramitized by et. My dad rented mars attacks and i had to nope out about 30 minutes in

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modern alien nightmares, sleep paralysis and abduction episodes are the exact same phenomena as medieval succubi and so on - it's just demons taking a new strategy.
          Yes demons rely on biological mechanisms in you, they do not create new experiences for you but just know how to manipulate what is in for clear end goals, mostly delusions in seems and fear.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "extended universe" Black folk need to be gassed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's expanded, moron.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick they end up in the Milky Way

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duh.
    >A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long time
      so, like tens of thousands ago? is ET the movie taking place in 50,000 BC on Earth?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a galaxy far far away
        It takes a long time to travel through space

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have metaphysical space lanes in SW that unite hundreds of light years in meme minutes on the relativistic clock.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Canonically", as a fun reference.

    See also Predator/Aliens, before drooling fanbois made moneyed deep pockets take advantage of your drooling.

    What was yer point again?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all exist in Imaginationland, Anon. They're imaginary. Would you like to write a fan-fiction about it? I like to play pretend, too!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    check em

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf how could such a post disappear so quickly?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I really want to know what it was.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I really want to know what it was.

        it has one extra number, you fricking fools, pay attention and think
        https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/194443722/#194444444

        [...]

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a fricking waste

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. You mean Anakin could have saved his wife by kidnapping an ET? What an idiot.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking stupid? Star Wars always took place in the real life, just a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. ET is supposed to take place in real life so of course they're both in same frickinf universe. Dumb mother frickers I swear.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no that just means the real like humans and work as actors to pay their bills

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars has always been canon in E.T.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels and sequels don't count. Only the original trilogy and that good movie which is too good to be mentioned, does.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sweet dreams anon

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always hated E.T. and with Speilberg likely being a patron of Epstein island, I'm probably in the right for feeling so.

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