Wtf did I just watch? kekw

Wtf did I just watch? kekw

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you crazy?! This is Hitler's car!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitler's car.
      Sometimes we are thrust into greatness. Sometimes greatness is thrust upon us...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitler's car.
      Sometimes we are thrust into greatness. Sometimes greatness is thrust upon us...

      the nazi museum and hitler car were the only part of the movie i remembered and it was a genuinely funny bit

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a breezy, funny comedy with a pretty solid cast. It's a remake of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, which is itself an absolute classic with a great cast. I recommend each.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed James. It's past 5:40

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll say it was greatly influenced by MMMMW but its not a remake.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have to say you're splitting hairs. The whole structure and dynamic is identical. The details are different, but they perform the same function.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My dad loved this fricking movie because of and my brother and I would watch this with him all the time and we would all cry laughing. Frick I miss those times and him

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as fpbp pointed out, you watched Jon Lovitz' finest comedy seven minutes inside a bullshit 90 minute movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you crazy?! This is Hitler's car!

      >Hitler's car.
      Sometimes we are thrust into greatness. Sometimes greatness is thrust upon us...

      [...]
      the nazi museum and hitler car were the only part of the movie i remembered and it was a genuinely funny bit

      That is probably the worst thing in the movie. Dare to see someone do something like that know

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Newman not even billed at all when he's a big part of Mr Bean's bit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He did it for free??

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone confirm but I'm pretty sure this is one of those films that falls in the "after the turn of the millennium but before 9/11" window which is to say peak light and comfy kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes. Same with Scary Movie, Road Trip, Me Myself and Irene. Things were funny but not too serious or overly self-conscious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows the millennium didn't really end until 2008.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Release Date: August 17, 2001
      Take me back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, Rat Race is literally the last thing that came out in the West before the great decline began. The last piece of media where America was basically still culturally the 90s

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think the great decline started in 2008, see

          Everyone knows the millennium didn't really end until 2008.

          . That could just be the millennial in me talking but I think we can agree the rise of iPhones and the Great Recession was a huge shift.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'm a zoomer and the great decline was more 2012 onwards. My cousin thinks it was after Covid, lol

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the great decline was more 2012 onwards

              lmao, I like how it keeps changing. In the 2000's, it was the 90's, in the 2010's it was 2007/2008, and now its 2012. I guess when the alphas are on here it will be 2020.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was 9/11

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My parents are boomers and they think it was late eighties (Coincidentally around the time they had kids)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Zoolander came out a week after. It's close enough to make the cut in my books.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think the great decline started in 2008, see [...]. That could just be the millennial in me talking but I think we can agree the rise of iPhones and the Great Recession was a huge shift.

          2001 (specifically after 9/11) was the loss of innocence, 2008 was the start of the great decline.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pax Americana ended to the sounds of All Star by Smash Mouth

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Before Rat Race came out:
          >Family was still together
          >Dad was working a trade with his own business
          >Mom was just fine being a stay-at-home
          >Me, brother, and sister were normal and generally enjoying life

          After Rat Race
          >Parents divorce
          >Family distant and split apart due to alcoholism, divorces, and early deaths
          >Dad goes full alcoholic, loses his business and later dies from liver failure
          >Mom now wants a career and ignores me for most of my teenage life
          >Sister does drugs and alcohol
          >Brother knocks up a woman and then gets divorced
          >I'm in my 30s talking about Rat Race with zoomers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Rat Race (2001)
            >Not even once.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm in my 30s talking about Rat Race with zoomers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kek I never noticed the horse. It looks like he wants to come in.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >have a husband who becomes an alcoholic and dies
            >try to kickstart a career out of nowhere with autistic children to stop them from starving to death
            >one of them is an ungrateful moron who posts sad frogs on Cinemaphile in his 30's

            give me your mothers phone number so i can apologise to her on your behalf you fat piece of shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              867-5309

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that movie really fricked up your family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a particular fondness for the films you’re describing, stuff like Evolution

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >caw caw,caw caw
        >ah ah tookie tookie caw caw caw caw caw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      JP3 is also came out around that time. July 2001.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M A FRICKING BLACK WOMAN IN A ROCKET CAR

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    amy smart being my wife

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >HE RUIN OUR HORR WACATION

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Lovitz kino.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daaaddd I’m prairie doggin

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of israelites fighting over shekels.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the mooslim

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Found the israelite.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go blow yourself up.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie about israelites?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not particularly, though it contains them.

      >HE RUIN OUR HORR WACATION

      I was 12 when I first saw this movie and the scene in the bus station bathroom when Cuba said "It's her... vegana" made me laugh for days. As an adult, his whole encounter with the I Love Lucy bus is funnier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I kept quoting that line when I was ~11 and my mom and sisters always looked at each other uncomfortably. their fault for not telling me what it was

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You never learned about it from playing doctor with your sister?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    them betting on the maids hanging from the curtain rods is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was really, really, really, really stupid. In a fun way.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The opening credits are extremely cheesy. Don't what they were thinking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT IS LIIIIIYIIYIIIIIIIYIIYIIIIIIIYIYIFE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT IS LIIIIIYIIYIIIIIIIYIIYIIIIIIIYIYIFE

      Throwback to all those animated openings to comedies in the mid 80s to early 90s.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >life is nothing
      >it's a nothing
      >life is nothing BUT A FAT RAT RACE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it, like the cover, is a monty python reference, as supported by john cleese's involvement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That transition at the end in the casino

      KINO

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pubescent me thought this contained one of the greatest sideboob scenes in cinema history.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY ITS SMASH MOUTH!

    i dont know why i fricking hate this moron and his music. i hate shrek. the smash mouth part at the end came up id instantly turn it off. i bet hes obese these days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the ending is terrible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He retired because he got drunk and briefly became a Nazi. No joke.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > briefly became a Nazi
        based. did he switch to making NSBM? (National Socialist Black Metal)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >somebody once told me the israelites are going to rule me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire career is ripping off other artists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All Star is a great song

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically is an okay song

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot about the song until I saw it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the fact Smashmouth is still seething to this day about Shrek making their music a joke the everyone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should be picking up a gun with a finger and a thumb and then fire it straight at your forehead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So they all got paid at the end? The main gambler has to be one of the richest people ever to make that bet so he should have a lot left but it probably took half of what he had

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s cool the band made an appearance. That song was in 2 movies the same year and had cover of another in shrek so they were pretty busy around then

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SOME
    BODY
    ONCE
    TOLD
    ME

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cuba Gooding Jr. plays Owen Templeton, a disgraced NFL referee. For years I've wondered about what that says about my memory and mental focus. That there were times I couldn't recall the name of my cousin's husband, there are so many books I haven't read, things about economical planning, quantum mechanics, and the Crimean War I don't know, yet I reserve a place in my brain with perfect clarity OWEN TEMPLETON, the name of a character from a dumb comedy I saw twenty years ago.

    Owen Templeton.

    Owen Templeton.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why but this post fricking sent me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lost

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only downside is the dance party ending

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 12 this was the funniest movie I'd ever seen

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S A RACE, IT'S A RACE

    I'M WINNING, I'M WINNING

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this and the brothers scenes are pure Gold
      whole movie is great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best part of the film without a doubt.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the fricking barbie museum and ended in veteran show will never not funny to me

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whopee Goldberg can lick my taint

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A nice Barbie museum

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wtf did I just watch?
    The only good remake among remakes

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should have bought a squirrel

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wtf did I just watch? kekw

    A pretty solid knock off of It's A Mad,Mad,Mad,World.

    I wish they'd just had Rowan Atkinson straight up play Mr. Bean even though he's still funny. Could have used more of John Cleese and his butthole billionaire friends those scenes are all great. The ending isn't great but the inclusion of Smash Mouth makes it cringier then it needs to be. Smashmouth is one of those bands that was huge for like 1 year and then instantly became cringe and dated the moment their 15 minutes of fame were up. Oddly at this point they're almost nostalgic, not good; bit nostalgic.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pure Kino

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’d beat the shit out of you if you said that around me.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My friends and I used to watch this all the time. RR and pic related were my jam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aside from the stupid cg cow bit this movie holds up very well

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That hard cut to the nazis after the daughter goes "Wow, the Barbie museum" will never fail to get me

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People could actually afford to go to the movies in the 00s so they put out a load of truly trashy movies and people bought tickets anyway because going to the cinema was a social thing. The 2008 recession has robbed us of this Trash Kino and made Hollywood regress into super safe formulas (e.g. franchise movies, superhero, zombie, etc.)

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watched this shit in the theaters with my best friend at the time
    frick I'm old

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The more I think about it the early 2000s were the best times of my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then you joined the rat race

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >History of anime

      That's a troll image, all the bottom animes came out years before 2007

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    found it funny as a kid and thought the blonde was hot as frick
    didnt watch it since then tho

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rat race
    This is about israelites?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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