I can see why some people would prefer the first, but you would have to be braindead to rank the third movie above this one.
Personally it's the only one of the series I would consider good instead of just dumb and entertaining.
I can see why some people would prefer the first, but you would have to be braindead to rank the third movie above this one.
Personally it's the only one of the series I would consider good instead of just dumb and entertaining.
youd have to be braindead to even entertain the idea that there is more than one "cloverfield movie"
it's not a series or a cinematic universe or a franchise like netflix wants you to think, theres just two movies that some execs forced to be called cloverfield because the algorithm saw that people were 9% more likely to watch it if they recognized the name
she wakes up after getting knocked out and didn't piss herself but doesn't instantly need to pee?
and this wouldn't be a problem if she instantly asked for the toilet or if they just never addressed it like most movies, but no she doesn't pee for like another 20 minutes in the movie. she has to wait for Fats to tell her it's potty time.
bruh, all I'm saying, no cap, if I had sexy-ass MEW locked up in my underground bunker and the world was ending. I'd be, on god, breeding her like a prize sow frfr
Tell her about alien invasion, that I took her back to bunker to help with her injury. Explain it is very unsafe to leave for time being and that she should stick around until the injury is healed. Be extremely horny when looking at her and want to frick her brains out...
>extremely horny when looking at her and want to frick her brains out...
at this point, i dont think anybody would want to frick her brains out. i just shoot her head off and didpose the body in an acid filled bath tub. she's boring, i dont know.
The ending is only shit because they haven’t done anything with it yet. If there was a squeakuel where she’s out in the world and has to survive it would have made sense. But like all things Cloverfield they promise a lot and deliver very little so that they can keep the IP intriguing
No. It's shit because it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie. It's tonally dissonant and stupid. The movie begins with two people apparently being abducted and held against their will by a crazy man. Then over time they begin to trust him, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome. and then things happen and one of them gets killed and the survivor loses all trust and it becomes a thriller as she tries to escape.
Anything other than JJ Abrams' moronic attempt to make a shared universe would have been a better ending. Maybe she gets out and sees everything is fine and has to grapple with being fooled by a crazy kidnapper. Or she gets out and it's a nuclear apocalypse and she loses all hope. Or she doesn't get out and dies in the shelter never knowing. Instead we get what is the most pointless ending ever, where fricking ayylmaos show up and a girl that's been in a bunker for months somehow outsmarts space-travelling aliens and then drives off heroically into the sunset to.... what, exactly? punch aliens? in what is an obvious and stupid attempt to leave things open for an inevitable sequel?
It's well documented this show was in the can and essentially complete and then JJ Abrams came along, promised to elevate it, and made creative changes in exchange for giving it the Bad Robot imprimatur. It is nothing short of scandalous, but no one cares because Hollywood movies are a business, it's not about the art but who is producing.
Bad post. Go enjoy a kino where they "explore everything" and also run it into the ground while also not really using it to its full potential. Cloverfield franchise is fine where it is just slow on releasing new shit.
What's the movie? Is this supposed to be the Handmaid's tale or something else? Sorry if it sounds if I'm shitposting, I genuinely don't know what the movie name is?
>Is he trying to kidnap me and turn me into his daughter or are there actually aliens?
Yes >well shit, we haven't even gotten through half the runtime! better pretend I didn't hear that and keep rolling along like the rest of the movie isn't a waste of time!
Was Jar Jar supposed to pick one outcome but forgot and filmed both, or was the original script this bad and everyone involved too lazy to change it?
No, that's what the script was suppose to be. People hiding out in a bunker in the middle of an alien invasion, except one of the people is psychotic. Yeah you can go outside and fight the shit out there, or you can stay inside with the psycho.
If you want that to write a story, you need to actually see each of those outcomes to their conclusion. You need more characters for one. One girl to go out and fight aliens, the other to stay and get raped. The alien hunter joins up with other alien hunters and learns the importance of teamwork, and realizes that she was wrong to run away from the cellar and leave the other behind, and returns at a climactic moment to save the day. You know, a fully fleshed story with morals and stuff. Or you could at least not show your hand so quickly and render the rest of your movie pointless.
The movie worked out pefectly. They learn relitively early about the daughter. That then builds tension. They know the truth. But does he know that they know. Even more tension builds until it explodes. Now shes forced to escape, but the situation outside is just as bad. It works.
He clearly knows everything, unless you really thought he was talking about Santa Claus. Now are you going to go into another layer of "but do they know he knows they know he knows everything?" Because that's tiresome, not tension building.
A few minutes into this I realized I just can't enjoy "flicks" anymore. It just felt like some lame person shaking car keys at me to try to stimulate me like a baby
Okay, now let us discuss movies in peace. There's a Marvel general for you in the catalog, probably.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Okay, now let us discuss movies in peace. There's a Marvel general for you in the catalog, probably.
not him , but holy shit there is not that much difference between this and marvel movies. the difference is that MEW is mediocre in every aspect.
2 years ago
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>not that much difference between this and marvel movies
According to this anon, there's a huge difference:
If you want that to write a story, you need to actually see each of those outcomes to their conclusion. You need more characters for one. One girl to go out and fight aliens, the other to stay and get raped. The alien hunter joins up with other alien hunters and learns the importance of teamwork, and realizes that she was wrong to run away from the cellar and leave the other behind, and returns at a climactic moment to save the day. You know, a fully fleshed story with morals and stuff. Or you could at least not show your hand so quickly and render the rest of your movie pointless.
2 years ago
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Plot being only one aspect of a movie, the only one you morons can wrap your brains around, with very limited success even in that regard.
2 years ago
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but they do share somthing: they are both shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's directed by Jar Jar Abrams. It looks like what a Marvel movie looks like when nothing is happening, only in this nothing happens through the whole movie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Start discussing movies then instead of wet farts
2 years ago
Anonymous
I feel like thinking a JJ joint which is clearly geared toward teenagers out on a weekend (I know someone else wrote it but it is still that type of pap) is 'cinema' or something, in a way that it's above Marvel (which btw I've never seen except Iron man) is one of the more embarrassing things you could be defensive about
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't even care, but the other anons that complained this wasn't like a Marvel movie, are the ones you should be addressing.
The actual original script had them in a fallout shelter, and nobody actually knew whether a bomb had been dropped. She does leave at the end of it and the world actually was destroyed. She dun goofed fricking the place up though and is left to rot for being such a selfish b***h.
this might be hard to follow for a shit-for-brains but she has other body parts and even other qualities that make her desirable.
2 years ago
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>other qualities that make her desirable
LIKE WHAT? HER WONKY GLASS EYE? HER BULGING ADAM'S APPLE? HER MOSQUITOE breasts? HER NARROW NON EXISTENT HIPS? HER CHICKEN SKIN?
2 years ago
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>GLASS EYE
Why do people keep saying this?
2 years ago
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BECAUSE SHE HAS A WONKY EYE THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE MADE OF GLASS. SIMPLE AS
2 years ago
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incel memeing
2 years ago
Anonymous
YOU DONT NEED TO BE AN INCEL TO DETECT A WONKY GLASS EYE.
2 years ago
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This is the first time someone getting accused of incelism for showing her having a glass eye
2 years ago
Anonymous
BECAUSE SHE HAS A WONKY EYE THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE MADE OF GLASS. SIMPLE AS
it's because you can obviously see her glass eye right there
not a Black person, but if you think she's "le thiccest b***h in the galaxy".....lol..
she virtually has no hips. her bumcheeks are flat. pancake flat.
that is just as delusional as when that homosexual once called her "busty" and "muscular"
2 years ago
Anonymous
None of these matter to whites. She's fit, she's smart, she has a pleasant voice, and her genes are compatible with mine.
2 years ago
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>She's fit
She looks like a worms from Men In Black >She`s smart
So Smart that she fricked up her career with Mcgregor and had to hide like a coward from social media >she has a pleasant voice
if having a droning, troony voice is pleasant enough, then i dont have other words for you
2 years ago
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Trannies can never get their girl voice right. They always try to go too high and sound like how they think girls sound. They need to bring their voices down into the sultry lower register. But they can't into sultry since they're wimps who couldn't hack being men. Only convincing example is Dil from The Crying Game but he's a cis gay crossdresser.
>MEW looks WAY better than Brie
a FRIDGE with a glass eye looks better? doubt it
Better than the nordic beast who looks like someone's mother despite remaining barren, yeah.
2 years ago
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>Better than the nordic beast who looks like someone's mother despite remaining barren, yeah.
its like comparing a roach turd to a maggot infested piece of meat. both look like crap.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What was MEW realistically going to do after she turned 30 besides action flicks and roastie meets black wiener joints? She's lucky that she can reasonably pull off the former. Just look at the shorter Tatiana Maslany's struggle to get roles.
2 years ago
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>she can reasonably pull off the former
she looks absolutely ridiculous and awful in Kate and that shit went down the toilet. she`s done
2 years ago
Anonymous
She looked ridiculous hecause she was starring in Netflix shlock. She was great in Birds of Prey.
2 years ago
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>She was great in Birds of Prey.
OH frick off. she was fricking cringe in that flop excuse of a movie, and she was barely in it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She had a standout role in an ensemble cast in an expertly choreographed and aesthetically pleasing movie that you didn't watch because you're insecure about your sexuality.
>post-apocalyptic scenario >MEW in her prime seeks shelter in some sweat fat guy's bunker >we're supposed to believe he didn't get to rapin' on day 1 because he saw her as a le daughter figure so he just mostly left her alone
a good script and strong performance by goodman shoved into the cloverfield franchise for some reason. I went into it knowing the ending was stupid and it probably made me enjoy it much more.
>> Random Movie >> Cinemaphile: "Kek this movie is shit, lol."
Movie Starring PUTA >> Cinemaphile: "The way MEW carried this movie was innmaculate. she elevates the flick with high art. her resourcefulness is impecable blah blah blach..
you homosexuals are predictable. there is a reason most of her movies are box office poison.
A few minutes into this I realized I just can't enjoy "flicks" anymore. It just felt like some lame person shaking car keys at me to try to stimulate me like a baby
Her and Ewan McGregor started having an affair while shooting Fargo. Ewan ended up getting a divorce and starting a relationship with MEW. Thats just boring celebrity gossip suit but Tue funny part came when ewan mcgregors daughter publicly called out mew for breaking up her parents and called her a home wrecker and a puta
>Earlier this month Ewan dealt the family another blow when he took the unusual step of thanking his wife and his new girlfriend in his Golden Globes speech.
based
Damn, how good MEW pussy is that he left his family just like that.
Also I bet he took the Obi Wan role again to get some money again after paying a huge alimony
Nah, it was a desperate attempt because his wife didnt want to give her poontang. so he choose someone similar to her that happened to be a bit younger. she aint special.
Dunno what you're smoking, MEW is a massive upgrade over his old wife. >bit younger
MEW is 20 years younger.
2 years ago
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>MEW is a massive upgrade
hardly and upgrade. she traded a basic prostitute for another. he could have done a lot better than that. even outside this forum a lot of people think the same. what a dumbass lol
2 years ago
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>Massive upgrade
More like 1 : 1
Getting rid of a plank only to get another plank
Damn, Obi Wan can't keep it in his pants.
What make a great Obi Wan series? If he said frick it and decided to go across galaxy to frick as many women as possible.
Then make a sequel series about Obi Wan chidlren building a new Jedi order.
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Just as the last wave of morons who thought this was a good movie except for the part where she actually leaves the bunker and fights aliens left after getting schooled on why they are wrong, here comes another wave. Read the thread and frick off, other wave.
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It might be a perfect twist movie. Every time I thought I knew whether there were aliens or not, there would be a new piece of evidence that made me change my mind. And it was the last piece of kino MEW was in. After that, she became PUTA.
John unironically did nothing wrong, he saved both of them from dying and he was right about the aliens and if she wasn't protected by "gurl power" she would have been alien food at the end. He was providing her safety and sustenance, she should have been grateful to give him a blowie at least.
Can Someone Redpill Me on the Thicc MEW meme. i mean she doesnt look bad, but tbh her ass/thighs are pretty normal and average. i dont even like black women but i dont know if the mew thing is a joke or you guys seriously think she's thick. frankly i dont see the big deal.
Can I get a qrd? I don't keep up with female celebrities or their drama.
Why is this guy threatening Obi-Wan? Doesn't he know he's a master of Lightsaber Combat Form 3: Soresu?
He's just publicly threatening to kill someone famous and people are doing nothing about it? If he said "shoot up a school" instead, the leftists would be having a field day with him. I guess the s()ybags take care of their own, much like israelites.
but dont forget she`s....ahem......."T H I C C"
(These frickers know shit about whats thicc or not. this basic b***h aint nothing but a walking surfboard)
I actually don't mind the aliens being real. I don't even mind seeing them. Hell, I was even willing to forgive them for having her fight them. Even yet, I gave them a pass for letting her blow one up! Where the movie lost me, where they absolutely shat the bed with what was otherwise an engrossing thriller for me, is where resistance fighters come over the radio and the b***h turns herself into Gordon Freeman. FRICK THIS MOVIE.
Imagine the first time she take her free check...i mean...son to school. and somehow the kid gets bullied about his basic average prostitute of a mother and wienersucker father. kid going to get traumatized. but that doesnt matter as long as PUTA gets child care money from obi wan alimony. lol
a shit film
A good film that was snatched by israelitebrams and shoehorned into the cloverfield universe unceremoniously. The last 5 minutes ruin the whole thing
Get fricked storylets
the best movie with the worst ending
The worst cloverfield movie
I can see why some people would prefer the first, but you would have to be braindead to rank the third movie above this one.
Personally it's the only one of the series I would consider good instead of just dumb and entertaining.
No. Thats Paradox
no, he's right.
No he's not
yes, he is
youd have to be braindead to even entertain the idea that there is more than one "cloverfield movie"
it's not a series or a cinematic universe or a franchise like netflix wants you to think, theres just two movies that some execs forced to be called cloverfield because the algorithm saw that people were 9% more likely to watch it if they recognized the name
MEW looking confused and uncomfortable for prolonged periods of time.
>white prepper man bad
>omg aliems
Lmao moron. The side character is literally a white hick who helps her.
Was he supposed to be a hick? Came across more hipster
A great film imo.
A John Goodman documentary.
literally and unironically one of the best movies that have come out last couple of years
It was a very pleasant suprise
2016 was not a couple years ago
It was a couple years ago
Its at least two couple of years ago
3 couples so' in the last decade' then ?
*cries*
Jar Jar Abrams trying to make a dirt cheap tell-don't-show flick to pander to Cronenberg morons and failing even at that.
PUTA !
KINO
Confess, it made you doubt more than once
An obese Joel and a slim and feminine Abby
My "Puta as a basement sex slave" fanfiction put to film
PUTAKINO
What would you do in this situation?
Call my agent and ask to be in a better movie
Rape John Goodman
Feed her all the eggs.
she wakes up after getting knocked out and didn't piss herself but doesn't instantly need to pee?
and this wouldn't be a problem if she instantly asked for the toilet or if they just never addressed it like most movies, but no she doesn't pee for like another 20 minutes in the movie. she has to wait for Fats to tell her it's potty time.
fricking stupid writing.
puff
Frick her relentlessly
bruh, all I'm saying, no cap, if I had sexy-ass MEW locked up in my underground bunker and the world was ending. I'd be, on god, breeding her like a prize sow frfr
If thats is god`s gift to mankind, then he gets an A. an A for AVERAGE
He turned from John Goodman into John Badman
TRANNIES DO THAT
Mark it zero.
Tell her about alien invasion, that I took her back to bunker to help with her injury. Explain it is very unsafe to leave for time being and that she should stick around until the injury is healed. Be extremely horny when looking at her and want to frick her brains out...
>extremely horny when looking at her and want to frick her brains out...
at this point, i dont think anybody would want to frick her brains out. i just shoot her head off and didpose the body in an acid filled bath tub. she's boring, i dont know.
A great picture. If you cut off the last 15 or so minutes. The end is shit
The ending is only shit because they haven’t done anything with it yet. If there was a squeakuel where she’s out in the world and has to survive it would have made sense. But like all things Cloverfield they promise a lot and deliver very little so that they can keep the IP intriguing
No. It's shit because it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie. It's tonally dissonant and stupid. The movie begins with two people apparently being abducted and held against their will by a crazy man. Then over time they begin to trust him, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome. and then things happen and one of them gets killed and the survivor loses all trust and it becomes a thriller as she tries to escape.
Anything other than JJ Abrams' moronic attempt to make a shared universe would have been a better ending. Maybe she gets out and sees everything is fine and has to grapple with being fooled by a crazy kidnapper. Or she gets out and it's a nuclear apocalypse and she loses all hope. Or she doesn't get out and dies in the shelter never knowing. Instead we get what is the most pointless ending ever, where fricking ayylmaos show up and a girl that's been in a bunker for months somehow outsmarts space-travelling aliens and then drives off heroically into the sunset to.... what, exactly? punch aliens? in what is an obvious and stupid attempt to leave things open for an inevitable sequel?
It's well documented this show was in the can and essentially complete and then JJ Abrams came along, promised to elevate it, and made creative changes in exchange for giving it the Bad Robot imprimatur. It is nothing short of scandalous, but no one cares because Hollywood movies are a business, it's not about the art but who is producing.
Frick JJ Abrams.
Bad post. Go enjoy a kino where they "explore everything" and also run it into the ground while also not really using it to its full potential. Cloverfield franchise is fine where it is just slow on releasing new shit.
Jar Jar is this close to get sued for not making series even when he got paid millions. He's not a good man
What's the movie? Is this supposed to be the Handmaid's tale or something else? Sorry if it sounds if I'm shitposting, I genuinely don't know what the movie name is?
Child problem 2
secret window staring recently vindicated johnny depp
The Thing 2: the Thingening.
The movie is 10 Cloverfield Lane. I haven't seen it.
>meme face prostitute poster
>doesn't watch movies
>feeds newbies
just have a nice day already and spare us your company, zoomer subhuman
>Is he trying to kidnap me and turn me into his daughter or are there actually aliens?
Yes
>well shit, we haven't even gotten through half the runtime! better pretend I didn't hear that and keep rolling along like the rest of the movie isn't a waste of time!
Was Jar Jar supposed to pick one outcome but forgot and filmed both, or was the original script this bad and everyone involved too lazy to change it?
more like he couldn't get funding to make it as it's own movie so he had to say it was part of a franchise
That's not an answer to the question. Can't you read?
sorry i'm deaf
No, that's what the script was suppose to be. People hiding out in a bunker in the middle of an alien invasion, except one of the people is psychotic. Yeah you can go outside and fight the shit out there, or you can stay inside with the psycho.
Its a between rock and a hard place scenario.
If you want that to write a story, you need to actually see each of those outcomes to their conclusion. You need more characters for one. One girl to go out and fight aliens, the other to stay and get raped. The alien hunter joins up with other alien hunters and learns the importance of teamwork, and realizes that she was wrong to run away from the cellar and leave the other behind, and returns at a climactic moment to save the day. You know, a fully fleshed story with morals and stuff. Or you could at least not show your hand so quickly and render the rest of your movie pointless.
The movie worked out pefectly. They learn relitively early about the daughter. That then builds tension. They know the truth. But does he know that they know. Even more tension builds until it explodes. Now shes forced to escape, but the situation outside is just as bad. It works.
He clearly knows everything, unless you really thought he was talking about Santa Claus. Now are you going to go into another layer of "but do they know he knows they know he knows everything?" Because that's tiresome, not tension building.
What the weird frick are you talking about?
I described a conventional movie plot. What's your major malfunction?
That sounds like a much more formulaic and uninteresting story than the one we got. Isn't there an MCU thread you need to white knight in?
It's how movies work. If you want to watch a non sequitur made on a ten dollar budget, go check out something in the Best of the Worst catalog.
Okay, now let us discuss movies in peace. There's a Marvel general for you in the catalog, probably.
>Okay, now let us discuss movies in peace. There's a Marvel general for you in the catalog, probably.
not him , but holy shit there is not that much difference between this and marvel movies. the difference is that MEW is mediocre in every aspect.
>not that much difference between this and marvel movies
According to this anon, there's a huge difference:
Plot being only one aspect of a movie, the only one you morons can wrap your brains around, with very limited success even in that regard.
but they do share somthing: they are both shit
It's directed by Jar Jar Abrams. It looks like what a Marvel movie looks like when nothing is happening, only in this nothing happens through the whole movie.
Start discussing movies then instead of wet farts
I feel like thinking a JJ joint which is clearly geared toward teenagers out on a weekend (I know someone else wrote it but it is still that type of pap) is 'cinema' or something, in a way that it's above Marvel (which btw I've never seen except Iron man) is one of the more embarrassing things you could be defensive about
I don't even care, but the other anons that complained this wasn't like a Marvel movie, are the ones you should be addressing.
The actual original script had them in a fallout shelter, and nobody actually knew whether a bomb had been dropped. She does leave at the end of it and the world actually was destroyed. She dun goofed fricking the place up though and is left to rot for being such a selfish b***h.
Peak MEW.
lmao what no
My dick was diamonds for her outfit in this movie.
god I love her thighs
>thighs
WTF, she looks like a surfboard
>reaction image is a black person
Appropriate
lol
a woman is not purely her ass, subhuman.
this might be hard to follow for a shit-for-brains but she has other body parts and even other qualities that make her desirable.
>other qualities that make her desirable
LIKE WHAT? HER WONKY GLASS EYE? HER BULGING ADAM'S APPLE? HER MOSQUITOE breasts? HER NARROW NON EXISTENT HIPS? HER CHICKEN SKIN?
>GLASS EYE
Why do people keep saying this?
BECAUSE SHE HAS A WONKY EYE THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE MADE OF GLASS. SIMPLE AS
incel memeing
YOU DONT NEED TO BE AN INCEL TO DETECT A WONKY GLASS EYE.
This is the first time someone getting accused of incelism for showing her having a glass eye
it's because you can obviously see her glass eye right there
YEP, THE LEFT ONE. GOOD OBSERVATION
I can't tell the difference.
not a Black person, but if you think she's "le thiccest b***h in the galaxy".....lol..
she virtually has no hips. her bumcheeks are flat. pancake flat.
that is just as delusional as when that homosexual once called her "busty" and "muscular"
None of these matter to whites. She's fit, she's smart, she has a pleasant voice, and her genes are compatible with mine.
>She's fit
She looks like a worms from Men In Black
>She`s smart
So Smart that she fricked up her career with Mcgregor and had to hide like a coward from social media
>she has a pleasant voice
if having a droning, troony voice is pleasant enough, then i dont have other words for you
Trannies can never get their girl voice right. They always try to go too high and sound like how they think girls sound. They need to bring their voices down into the sultry lower register. But they can't into sultry since they're wimps who couldn't hack being men. Only convincing example is Dil from The Crying Game but he's a cis gay crossdresser.
Better than the nordic beast who looks like someone's mother despite remaining barren, yeah.
>Better than the nordic beast who looks like someone's mother despite remaining barren, yeah.
its like comparing a roach turd to a maggot infested piece of meat. both look like crap.
What was MEW realistically going to do after she turned 30 besides action flicks and roastie meets black wiener joints? She's lucky that she can reasonably pull off the former. Just look at the shorter Tatiana Maslany's struggle to get roles.
>she can reasonably pull off the former
she looks absolutely ridiculous and awful in Kate and that shit went down the toilet. she`s done
She looked ridiculous hecause she was starring in Netflix shlock. She was great in Birds of Prey.
>She was great in Birds of Prey.
OH frick off. she was fricking cringe in that flop excuse of a movie, and she was barely in it.
She had a standout role in an ensemble cast in an expertly choreographed and aesthetically pleasing movie that you didn't watch because you're insecure about your sexuality.
tell that to the box office. lol.
Coof
aye, ewan. sup with ya mate
Based.
LADY THIGHS
AND BINDS A KNOT
eh.....she looks pretty mediocre.
>looks at waifus with his eyes
Kek ok noob
looks like brie larson. but uglier
>brie larson
girl from friends?
Have you seen Brie lately? Brie Larson looks like Brie Larson but uglier...
Not as ugly as MEW.
Hell no. Brie looks like absolute shit now.
HELL, YES. BOTH LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. MEW LOOKS LIKE SIGOURNEY WEAVER AFTER A BAD CAR CRASH
MEW looks WAY better than Brie. Brie doesn't even have breasts anymore.
>MEW looks WAY better than Brie
a FRIDGE with a glass eye looks better? doubt it
Yes. Much better.
lol. both look like shit. at least fungus feet had breasts. mew was already a fridge.
Larson looks 20 years her age and has flapjack breasts.
What happen?
Veganism and excess cardio workouts.
deytooker
She got the fakes removed?
This b***h had disgusting feet.
holy shit!
White man bad
PUTA
Perro Caca starring Puta
>post-apocalyptic scenario
>MEW in her prime seeks shelter in some sweat fat guy's bunker
>we're supposed to believe he didn't get to rapin' on day 1 because he saw her as a le daughter figure so he just mostly left her alone
Lmao get the frick outta here.
John Goodman is a Good Man
Because MEW is the definiton average
Fred Flintstone did nothing wrong in this flick
GUESS WHO'S BACK?
WANGA
ONLY IF THAT ASS IS RIGHT
boring movie with interesting ending
a good script and strong performance by goodman shoved into the cloverfield franchise for some reason. I went into it knowing the ending was stupid and it probably made me enjoy it much more.
>> Random Movie
>> Cinemaphile: "Kek this movie is shit, lol."
Movie Starring PUTA
>> Cinemaphile: "The way MEW carried this movie was innmaculate. she elevates the flick with high art. her resourcefulness is impecable blah blah blach..
you homosexuals are predictable. there is a reason most of her movies are box office poison.
>PUTA
>Punjabi University Teachers Association
>MEW
>Microwave Early Warning
what did anon mean by this
its means you are coping, anon.
I never said any of that. All I am saying is that if I were in that bunker I would put her ass on the table and eat if for days.
>I would put her ass on the table and eat if for days.
choose something better dude. who wants to eat a teenage boy pancake ass
Kino
what is puta?
https://www.dictionary.com/e/translations/puta/
A few minutes into this I realized I just can't enjoy "flicks" anymore. It just felt like some lame person shaking car keys at me to try to stimulate me like a baby
JJ abrams fricking up the entire movie with that god damn ending
the movies was shit already
it was great until they brought up the whole aliens
It was great until fatso opened up the cell door and this was going to be the whole movie
see
doesnt help they literally changed the movie's ending to remind people it's a cloverfield movie. Frick JJ
nope, its a shit movie trough and trough.
>trough and trough
okay ESL
lol. still shit tho.
The scene with the neighbor lady wouldn't make any sense if there weren't actually aliens.
can someone explain to me the PUTA meme?
puta means prostitute
Her and Ewan McGregor started having an affair while shooting Fargo. Ewan ended up getting a divorce and starting a relationship with MEW. Thats just boring celebrity gossip suit but Tue funny part came when ewan mcgregors daughter publicly called out mew for breaking up her parents and called her a home wrecker and a puta
Dean's daughter is Hispanic?
What the frick autocorrect
Ditto on that
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ewan-mcgregors-teenage-daughter-writes-11876632
bruh thats kind of sad
>Earlier this month Ewan dealt the family another blow when he took the unusual step of thanking his wife and his new girlfriend in his Golden Globes speech.
based
Damn, how good MEW pussy is that he left his family just like that.
Also I bet he took the Obi Wan role again to get some money again after paying a huge alimony
Nah, it was a desperate attempt because his wife didnt want to give her poontang. so he choose someone similar to her that happened to be a bit younger. she aint special.
Dunno what you're smoking, MEW is a massive upgrade over his old wife.
>bit younger
MEW is 20 years younger.
>MEW is a massive upgrade
hardly and upgrade. she traded a basic prostitute for another. he could have done a lot better than that. even outside this forum a lot of people think the same. what a dumbass lol
>Massive upgrade
More like 1 : 1
Getting rid of a plank only to get another plank
Based Obi-Wan tossing women aside left and right for pussy, he knows the Jedi code forbids emotional attachments, but doesn't forbid physical contact.
thanks anon
Damn, Obi Wan can't keep it in his pants.
What make a great Obi Wan series? If he said frick it and decided to go across galaxy to frick as many women as possible.
Then make a sequel series about Obi Wan chidlren building a new Jedi order.
Any other movies like 10 Cloverfield Lane? I can only think of Split
Safe House starring Patrick Stewart
Gay Black folk from Outer space
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P A B L O
This is after their affair moron
Thanks for insulting me for no reason. I can filter this ugly prostitute for the rest of my life now.
moobie
me on the right
being a gay who likes a mediocre looking PUTA
A film about a random house in Detroit.
65 minutes of a good movie
then 15 minutes of a shitty one
Great movie if you turn it off right as she escapes.
Just as the last wave of morons who thought this was a good movie except for the part where she actually leaves the bunker and fights aliens left after getting schooled on why they are wrong, here comes another wave. Read the thread and frick off, other wave.
I still dont understand cloverfield lore
GET
Good build, bad ending
Cute puta tho!
Bad build actually.
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>two consenting adults start a relationship, wrecking a family in the process
>blame the woman
This. The man, as head of a family, bears a greater burden....she's still a prostitute though
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Average whiteknight
It might be a perfect twist movie. Every time I thought I knew whether there were aliens or not, there would be a new piece of evidence that made me change my mind. And it was the last piece of kino MEW was in. After that, she became PUTA.
>kino MEW>see
>Cute puta
She was a wholesome, faithful wife at the time this got released. She only ever had sex with her husband. She was not a puta.
no, i mean the whole "cute, kino" bullshit, she`s an average looking b***h who cant act for shit
>make a movie where most the poop poopy poo poopy poopoo mushy poop stinky stinkiy clean eat poopy pooooo until my tummy poos from the poopy poop
DAMN, JOHN GOODMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT
unironically better looking than MEW.
An actual, literal 10/10 female in this movie. Perfect body, face, zero flaws.
>An actual, literal 10/10 female in this movie. Perfect body, face, zero flaws.
LOL. NICE JOKE
Brie is still uglier.
>zero flaws.
fridge body
flapjack buttcheeks
glass eye
tiny breasts
bloated face
Cloverfield was pre-wall. I could literally eat those jeans off of her with a spoon.
she always looked average. pretty face, but "perfect body", lol frick off. she looks like a frail 15 yeard old boy
John unironically did nothing wrong, he saved both of them from dying and he was right about the aliens and if she wasn't protected by "gurl power" she would have been alien food at the end. He was providing her safety and sustenance, she should have been grateful to give him a blowie at least.
Is the Riley Stearns meme dead? Was a really good gimmick
It's all that cuck's fault for knocking MEW up when she asked nicely
It's the State of California's fault for having too fricked gun laws for me to ever consider living there or I'd have knocked her up myself
Can Someone Redpill Me on the Thicc MEW meme. i mean she doesnt look bad, but tbh her ass/thighs are pretty normal and average. i dont even like black women but i dont know if the mew thing is a joke or you guys seriously think she's thick. frankly i dont see the big deal.
GET
Can I get a qrd? I don't keep up with female celebrities or their drama.
Why is this guy threatening Obi-Wan? Doesn't he know he's a master of Lightsaber Combat Form 3: Soresu?
>basedboy director marries puta actress
>actress cucks him and becomes a hoMEWrecker
>basedcuck becomes a man (sort of)
Riley is based
He's just publicly threatening to kill someone famous and people are doing nothing about it? If he said "shoot up a school" instead, the leftists would be having a field day with him. I guess the s()ybags take care of their own, much like israelites.
>t. ewan
What the frick
lmao if this is real it's kinda based in a way lets be honest
Looks like Jon Hamm
They're fake, moron
A gloryhole movie?
For some reason I watched this is at the cinema when it came out. I've watched like 5 movies in a cinema in my life. 2016 was a strange year.
>I've watched like 5 movies in a cinema in my life
What are you doing on Cinemaphile?
Talking about a movie I watched at the cinema
Not everyone is rich enough to spend $40 to watch every movie that is released.
>$40 to watch every movie that is released
I have never paid more than $3.50 to watch a movie. What are you, american?
an oddity of the series but a keeper
PUTA
A good looking guy would have easily been able to keep her inside willingly.
john goodman fairly compliment mew, though. they are both buttfrick ugly. goodman has the better as though
LOL she looks so basic. The girl from Sliders TV series is much hotter than her. And that series made sci fi better than this movie.
but dont forget she`s....ahem......."T H I C C"
(These frickers know shit about whats thicc or not. this basic b***h aint nothing but a walking surfboard)
Some gay ass shit?
I actually don't mind the aliens being real. I don't even mind seeing them. Hell, I was even willing to forgive them for having her fight them. Even yet, I gave them a pass for letting her blow one up! Where the movie lost me, where they absolutely shat the bed with what was otherwise an engrossing thriller for me, is where resistance fighters come over the radio and the b***h turns herself into Gordon Freeman. FRICK THIS MOVIE.
on a side note, she reminds me of someone here.......
oh yes, this dude...
and this twat also
Imagine the first time she take her free check...i mean...son to school. and somehow the kid gets bullied about his basic average prostitute of a mother and wienersucker father. kid going to get traumatized. but that doesnt matter as long as PUTA gets child care money from obi wan alimony. lol
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>I watch mediocre netflix kino and new mid star wars show for she.
>she
lol
Who else wants to spit on her glasseye face?
i want to cave her face in with a hammer.
Get in LINE buddy
annoying b***h, she`s afraid of getting a gruesome gory death on screen. just a tiny bullet wound lol.