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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    went full abuela

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      25 year shelf life for the Latina to morph into abuela

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cocaines a hell of a drug.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keeeeeeekkk

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's 31
    which is like 80 in woman years

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE HIT THE FRICKING WALL
    moron

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no... way

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Latinas age horrendously

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as some chicks with Irish ancestry.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they start out hot they usually stay hot. Latinas have a short shelf life like israelites.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never liked her as a teen but now she's kind of hot in a middle aged office worker kind of way.
    Absolutely would.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consuela, just because you empty the trash cans and vacuum in an office building, it doesn't make you an office worker.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is reading comprehension

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latino woman
    >gets fat
    No shit

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    love how she's making creepy white guys seethe just by existing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >love how she's making creepy white guys horny just by existing
      ftfy

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much queso fresco

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wasn’t impregnated in time and now she’s eating for two/three/four the rest of her life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has lupus, her body would vore any baby you put in it.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic lupus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lupus doesn't cause you to get fat, eating like a pig does. She probably just made up the lupus diagnosis when she realized the fat wasn't going straight to her ass like she wanted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not directly, but the autoimmune shit could absolutely attack her joints and reduce her movement, as well as cause inflammation

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's made up bro, she doesn't have lupus. It's the new version of
          >I've got big bones
          >I have a thyroid condition
          >I have fibromyalsia
          Notice how women are the only ones who use these bs excuses

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have a thyroid condition
            Dude your thyroid shitting the bed is rough, I have hyperthyroidism, I can barely keep weight on me and I can't stand the heat

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow that's so interesting, sounds made up to me. You can't keep weight on because you don't eat enough, wow that was so complicated. Next time skip your next stupid comment and just post breasts. Everybody hates the heat b***h.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a guy for one thing, also when I say I can't stand the heat, I mean that anything over 75F for too long causes me to start vomiting and pass out. I have to wear shorts and flip flops year round because it fricks me over so badly

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a skill issue

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Call it what you want, all I'm saying is that it sucks. During the spring or summer, I can't even sleep in the same bed as my girlfriend because her body heat causes me to get ill. I fricking sleep on the ground with my face over the AC vent

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a prime candidate for the wim hof method. Embrace the cold. swim with icebergs. Are you sure you aren't a descendant of the Titanic's baker?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You sound like a prime candidate for the wim hof method
                That's actually the weird thing, I have a terrific tolerance for cold. I can stand barefoot with shorts in 2 feet of snow and smoke a couple of cigarettes with no problem. Our winters aren't pussy shit either, I'm in Idaho

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                come home, Northman.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idaho is actually really nice, I don't think I'll leave unless I have to

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is like Wanted where the main character thinks he has anxiety and takes medication for it when really it is superhuman reflexes and he just didn't know it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, idk, it started about 3 years ago out of nowhere, and it's actually pretty rough. I love being outdoors but with how little I can handle heat now I'm very limited. I have to have a fan running full blast on me at all times, even in winter

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the opposite, I hate being below 65° and consistently feel ten degrees cooler than it is. I'm gonna do well in the future. I also sweat in sheets of fluid.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's made up bro, she doesn't have lupus
            You can literally see how fricked up her face is sometimes from the medicine in pics like these. This is not just simple weight gain.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like the average American to me

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You can literally see how fricked up her face is sometimes from the medicine in pics like these. This is not just simple weight gain.
              cope

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Making up an illness that's chronic for life and has no cure would be pretty moronic anon

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Really makes sense why women do it all the fricking time then kek. “Muh fibromyalgia Muh pcos muh pots Muh long COVID”. 100% brainworms, all of them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not directly, but the autoimmune shit could absolutely attack her joints and reduce her movement, as well as cause inflammation

        Also
        >Glucocorticoids (such as prednisone), which are often used to treat lupus, increase appetite; this can lead to weight gain. If you notice this, try to avoid overeating and stay active.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has big gorda tetas now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m normally into big veiny hangers but these are not v aesthetic ngl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that tattoo
      Ruined my orgasm, also it's sad seeing that younger picture behind her and comparing to it to her now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did I become into veins? Also any big nat veiny porn chicks I should research?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Veins are kino.
        Almost every pale girl with huge breasts. Codi Vore comes to mind.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you realized what's good in the real world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit i'm not as hot as i used to be
      >better put a bunch of cheap metal in every possible position on my ears

      why do women do this it looks like fricking garbage every time

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, how old is she?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha. Who won bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hudgens had like 4 separate nude leaks before she was 20

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hudgens
        My friend worked installing sprinker systems and dealing with septic problems. He found found tons of tampons, but also many condoms which the dad and mom didn't use as they were old or didn't care. But were pissed their daughters were having sex underage that much.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i believe this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            We both lived in Denton as roommates their family had a house in Dallas and San Antonio. I think I asked him why he didn't save a tampon but he was being watched closely by his boss even though they were all whites.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came for big Selena Gomas and I was dissapointed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is too hot to be real.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would nut with my nose in her beaner butthole and tongue in pussy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Selena Gomas
      Basado.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tattoos??
      dropped

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican genetics. Enjoy them while they last. Because when they go to shit, they really go to shit.

    I’m going to miss pic related when she hit’s the border wall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's rich enough she probably won't go abuela mode. She eats tacos with a knife and fork.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you in every thread getting so butthurt whenever someone calls her fat? Getting bloated doesn't make you gain that much fat kek

    It's made up bro, she doesn't have lupus. It's the new version of
    >I've got big bones
    >I have a thyroid condition
    >I have fibromyalsia
    Notice how women are the only ones who use these bs excuses

    You're proving my point for me, she's fat because she ate too much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you in every thread getting so butthurt whenever someone calls her fat?
      I think this is the first time I have ever entered a thread about Selena Gomez. You must be confusing me with someone else, or you're a schizo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a schizo but also found out she had lupus and made me happier she didn't moon her face like that John Legend thot

  19. 9 months ago
    Review Screw

    she’s still cute

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lupus, being mexican, and having a cooking show

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone on this show dress like a homosexual or is one. Is it just new york?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually a pretty cute pic of her. Overton window on what's considered attractive has gone downhill a lot the past decade though.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justin picked right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only attractive thing between either of them is Selena's new massive breasts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a troony
      >a mexican
      yeah sure the whitoid choose "right"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hailey is a 10/10

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She needs a hairy puss and longer tongue for bday rimjobs.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I get glucocorticoids and are they undetectable in food/water? Asking for a friend

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just stop eating

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average american woman weighs 15lbs more than me while being 8" shorter
      horrific. I'm not even skinny

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile my girl Miranda is ageing flawlessly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heee heeee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s so underrated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks passable here. why do they do her makeup so ugly in the icarly reboot?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first season, gets dominicaned
    >second season, gets lezzed
    >third season, will get old-mixed-guyed
    What's next?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A career

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Latina genes full effect at 33 years old

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like Rosanne now

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfection, that clip of her whining for her boyfriend to buy her m&ms from a vending machine was hot.
    hope she gets thiccer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the transformation every husband should dream of.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        from hot to disgusting?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you jealous of a celebrity

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            from slim and sexy to breedplump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic 2

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually very sad, was one of my first celebrity crushes as a kid

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ocean retaining wall happened

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah dude it's just the lupus and not the snickers haha

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