wtf I hate Alien now

wtf I hate Alien now

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    old-ass meme, but I'll allow it.

    this time.

    enjoy your free pass.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your gold fellow redditor

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only the android who was intentionally sabotaging them was actively ignoring her
    rest of them were fairly alright

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good movie but ripley is not the girlboss that zoomer femoids think she is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien was very famously written with no gender or race in mind for any of the characters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        jones was meant to be black

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was "subversive" in 1979 because it wasn't the norm, at all. This kind of shit is NOT subversive in 2023 because when everything is subversive to some ancient "standard", NOTHING is "suvbersive".
    Most subversive thing you could make nowadays would be a movie made like it's the 1950s.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was never subversive. the meme that 'women werent allowed to do anything uwu' is a complete fiction created by cultural marxists in the 1960 and 70s as a way to justify so called women's liberation.

      women have been working, leading, and 'saving the day' since the dawn of human history. There are numerous woman leaders in history, and at no point in time were women 'not allowed to work lmao'. It's just utter moronation to believe this. Just pull up some pulp book from the 1920s and see the numberous female heroes. Or sit back and watch some 1800 plays such as les miserables. Whats that? The play opens with women working in a factory? BUT I THOUGHT WOEMNES AWENRE ALLWOED 2 WORK WTF :~~*(

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story about the horrors of future space exploration being privatized by dystopian corporate overlords that consider humans disposable and put profit above everything else
    >omg yaas slay frick the patriarchy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so antisemitic? It's just a coincidence Weyland-Utani is full of israelites. They're very successful people naturally.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        all of them have their positions based on merit
        what do you mean the only non-israelite in a company management position married a woman with the maiden name "silverstein"

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 alien threads
    just stop the viral marketing and drop the trailer already

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonsey is required in all fan art

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha they all died in 3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha good thing that was all a non-canon nightmare during hypersleep phew

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers consider her to be a dommy mommy?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her part was originally written for a male character. casting a female because Sigourney is so entrancing, had no impact on the script.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just can't picture it at all. You can't have a manly man type actor in the role or doesn't work, because one of the twists is the manly badass space captain dying early and leaving the clueless survivors to fend for themselves. So Ripley has to be some kind of pencilneck looking fuccboi to still play the same underdog role. I guess it could work, but it would be a completely different movie from that angle.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't really true, you could just have the cast from Star Trek do the same shit and have Kirk (chad) die in the vents leaving Sulu and Chekov (pathetic beta males) to figure things out

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien has always been a feminist movie gold standard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing feminist in Alien. That's why it's good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ripley is portrayed as equal to male action heroes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ripley is portrayed as equal to male action heroes.
          Wrong. That's Vasquez, and to say that Aliens is feminist because of that character would be like saying that Starship Troopers is feminist because of Dizzy.
          Merit based hierarchies are not feminist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing feminist in Alien. That's why it's good.

      It's been co-opted by internet feminists because everything they make is trash, so they need to pretend a good movie was made for them.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that more Aliens? In the first one, Ripley was nearly as clueless and helpless as the rest of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feminists hate Aliens because what makes Ripley strong and resilient in that one is her maternal instinct.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Similar case with Sarah Connor in T2.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The smart ones in Alien were "Bonus Situation" and "Right"

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first encounter with alien life in human history
    >her first instinct is to destroy it

    I'm thinking no.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      encounter with alien life in human history
      If this was the first time literally any alien was found, they would have freaked out way more at the distress signal and the order to land and board the alien ship. They seem mostly ok with the whole thing until the facehug

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her first instinct was to quarantine Kane outside the ship for at least 24 hours, which was standard company procedure and the correct course of action. Once it was onboard and a clear serious hazard to the crew, then yeah destroy it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the real question is how the frick do you quarintine someone in outerspace. just leave them outside in their space suit?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're on a planet and yeah, leave them in their suit. But there's nothing stopping the others from coming out and setting up a temporary shelter that they can stay in for a day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well her first instinct clearly wasn't wrong.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a while since I've seen it, but is this really the first time they encountered aliens in their universe? I remember a line in Aliens where the marines were talking about how it was another bug extermination job, made me think they had encountered aliens before (albeit never the xenomorphs, and Aliens was 50+ years later).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymouse

        >first encounter with alien life in human history
        >her first instinct is to destroy it

        I'm thinking no.

        Think they had encountered non sentient life forms before, which is what the xenomorph would be considered anyways. So just another bug to exterminate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Think they had encountered non sentient life forms before, which is what the xenomorph would be considered anyways. So just another bug to exterminate.

        No. They had not encountered any life. They were explicit about that in both films. And very incredulous at the lunatic woman who came up with some obviously fake alien story. Bug hunt was just a way of saying wild goose chase, and this has been known for decades.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ripley works because the movie has an ambiguous protagonist til the end, and because each of the characters is plausible as working class people. I've known many working women like Ripley. The difference between Ripley and a "girlboss," (or any woke character archetype) is that Ripley is human.
    That's why wokeshit is so lame, because the characters exist as walking agitprop, not as discrete persons with authentic pathos. A wokeshitter could write a white male, and it would still be as phony and lame, because that's all a wokeshitter is.
    Conversely, it's why even ethnic or women characters from previous decades seem so much better than wokeshit now, and why seeing Black folk or some such on screen wasn't so odd back 20 years ago. It's because we all have brains that subconsciously pick up on the differences between the genuine and the fake, even in a literary way.

    At first, it seems like Kane, Dallas, or Ripley could each be the leading role, for different reasons. Kane seems to take charge, almost more than Dallas. But Dallas is the captain and keeps things under control. Yet Ripley is a sort of voice of reason and never loses her head like the others.
    The other characters are less plausible as leads, but ultimately, if you watch it blind, there's no real telling who will be the lone survivor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      leftists really are utterly incapable of memeing, aren't they

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single letterboxd user review reads just like that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I would write about le heckin squichy chungus and le epic strong vegana haver in over the top greentext with a funny redditer gif, but in this day and age you get banned for this by the trannies, called janiators.
    Certainly I get banned for this too

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I wake up my first emotion and thought is a blistering hatred of women.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give an extra star for the bush

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Star is a movie from the writer of Alien. At times, it can be like a similar very low-budget comedy version of Alien.
    Quentin Tarantino recommended this movie.

    >The "Beachball with Claws" segment of the film was reworked by O'Bannon into the science fiction-horror film Alien (1979). After witnessing audiences failing to laugh at parts of Dark Star which were intended as humorous, O'Bannon commented, "If I can't make them laugh, then maybe I can make them scream."

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe I can make them scream
      Who screams at movies?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I remember that movie not really being laugh out loud funny most of the time, but it's strangely comfy. I liked the ost, which was composed, played and sung by the director himself - John Carpenter, who went on to direct The Thing and other great movies. The spaceship was designed by Ron Cobb who also did concept art for Alien.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To this day I will never understand why she stopped self destruct only to hastily rearm it later

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a poster, Cinemaphile.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonesy mogs xenosissies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonesy is a useless Black person

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien:
    A woman fights adversity in space, then settles down alone with a cat.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody listened to the lonely cat lady
    considering listening to the lunacy of that demographic is what has doomed society in the last few decades, it was the best decision

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien is a movie where nobody talks about the bonus situation, can we talk about the bonus situation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Word

  28. 8 months ago
    anonymous

    wait till you hear some commie freaks tell you its about capitalism

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