Wtf, I thought critics liked woke subversive crap?
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Wtf, I thought critics liked woke subversive crap?
Wtf, I thought critics liked woke subversive crap?
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Only when it's good.
LIE.
They like it when it’s passably good enough that they can gaslight the goys into agreeing that it’s a masterpiece. Overtly shitty movies are counterproductive in propagating the message.
That's never been the case
i think movie studios pay for good reviews with free dinners and vacations for professional critics so somebody did'nt get their perks. The audience reviews mean much more but only after a movie has been released a few years since they can be manipulated as well. But over time the truth comes out.
Kind of weird how there's almost no movies where it's played straight. Actually I can't think of any
What does "played straight" mean?
And people came to watch it for Mario, not Peach. Just like Ryan Gosling is the most memorable part of that Barbie movie.
Mario saves the day at the end. It's not subversive. Try as they might, they can't deviate from the formula that people actually like.
Almost 5 years too late. "Le girlboss princess who doesn't need no man to save her" is tired shit, and i'm pretty sure nobody actually liked except critics trying to push shit onto people
And yet Mario movie with girlboss Peach did 1 billion of box office
>inb4 Mario was secretly redpilled.
it's mario dude, kids still love mario
It's mario you stupid moron, notice how all original movies with this shit flop, the only way you have of pushing this shit onto people is hijacking something popular
>notice how all original movies with this shit flop
That's why subversives love appropriating famous IPs to spread their message. Big brands like Mario function like a trojan horse. Now we're seeing it spread to the games with things like redesigning the box art for Princess Peach's solo game to make her look more smug and confident.
I don't know man, my kids liked Mario, wife and I thought it was cute. I'd ask if your kids enjoyed it but we all know that you don't have any.
Mario was one of the biggest video game franchises ever made. That movie could have had Peach getting beheaded by a muslim bowser and it would have made a billy.
Oh look, one example out of hundreds.
You really are winning aren't you.
Damn that b***h ugly af
I dunno man, she does things to my dick few women do.
JUST
at least she didn't fall for the buccal fat meme
oh my summer child
She looks like she's devolving from a princess into a witch.
They do, 57% of critics liked the movie. Do you even understand how RT works?
I see green splat
Because RT scoring system is stupid.
43% of critics rated it over 50%.
57% of critics rated it under 50%.
Hence it's 57% rotten.
Show hands.
Its too blatant.
Critics love stuff that they can feel smart about. Its not about making men irrelevant, its about making men feel irrelevant.
Critics need a movie they can write a huge ass article about, in how it subverts expectations PAST its original premise.
This movie is too blatant, it holds no subversive value for them
No. Nothing is too on the nose for critics. Critics will write glowing 10/10 reviews for absolute garbage so long as the film has an acceptable number of black actors.
If the critics are giving this a bad score, it's either because the film is too white, or it doesn't hate men enough, or it's lacking in quippy humor.
Karens and girlbosses are useful idiots that are in the process of getting purged from the Party hierarchy
Clearly, it wasn't woke enough.
Why can't this hag use her money to find a good script?
She's under contract with Netflix. I suspect they gave her a list of projects and she chose this one out of the rest of the garbage because it's different from her previous roles.
Millie isn't out there buying scripts to star in, lol.
>it's different from her previous roles.
A slay queen? She's had that role her whole career
Idk. Like I said, she approved a script of the many Netflix sent her. I'm sure all the roles were "girl bosses". But that's Netflix's initiative, not hers.
my pp in that boob window
ehh fine i'll hook up with you big titted old lad-sike she burned the coal
she also likes to eat ass, apparently.
Is this an official gameover for Bobby Brown's dismal career?
>CGI water droplets falling into her mouth
We just don't have the practical effects knowledge.
What a terrible lazy state of Hollywood.
How much dragon is there in the movie?
kind of a lot, cool looking creature too
millie is a terrible actress, looks 40yo in some shots, and the result is barely watchable
Danke, for the dragon I will give it a go.
Badly done, cheesy subversion hurts their brand and they're going to want to distance themselves from that
Is that Millie Bobby Brown? How come I never heard of this.
Also somebody post some Enola Holmes webms.
A woman IGN reviewer gave it a 3/10 because it was not woke enough. This means its being panned because it is decent and not full of propaganda. I will pirate this slop because usually if IGN rates something bad, and its a woman reviewer, its actually good.
I just watched it and it was good. Netflix spoiled the """twist""" in the trailer, but the dragon girl's voice does things to my 3 daughters.
It was a good change of pace, reminded me of the grimm tales during the first half of the movie.
Did they take their clothes off spontaneously?
The dragon's fire did most of the work.
Heh.
>A damsel I may be, sir, but I am not in distress!
Please tell me she says this in the movie.
yes, she actually does in the cringiest voice over intro you've ever heard
Women fighting back when evil queens try to sacrifice them is not fricking woke.
Also MBB looks sexy as frick in the film which the wokescolds hate.
>Also MBB looks sexy as frick in the film which the wokescolds hate.
From a review...
> She’s further hampered by a tawdry costuming choice: As Elodie makes her escape using tools fashioned from her ornate wedding garb, her outfit grows gradually more revealing. The slow peeling away of the gown’s many layers feels thuddingly obvious: It’s Elodie literally shedding the restrictive trappings of this toxic royal family in particular, and womanhood in general. Yet, rather than achieving some sort of empowered symbolism, by the end of Damsel, Brown looks like she’s doing cut-rate Raquel-Welch-in-One Million Years B.C. cosplay.
Sold me.
>critics are mad because MBB showed skin
???
but why
these are the same people that praise women doing onlyfans, i unironically dont get whats wrong with an actress looking sexy for a role, how is that bad but literal porn is good?
>Also MBB looks sexy as frick
i like her bright red lipstick which keeps disappearing and reappearing between shots
Where'd you get this notion, hours upon hours of basing your opinions on geeks and gamers, Nerdrotic and other homosexual chud channels that cry woke about everything while pissing in jugs on stream? Most critics will shit on a movie if it's just bad, which this is
>dragon happens to be good because it's also female
dropped.
7000 streaming options, all shit
>I got thirteen [thousand] channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from
They "like" what they're paid to like. If the marketing budget doesn't include enough paid reviews then they get to be honest. Especially if the film is from a company who's ire won't jeopardize the critic's access to shit like advanced viewings and other goodies and benefits.
>The dragon remembers love and helps her at the end
LOL
Girls get it done
Could just not be very good plus I think there sick of white women.