Nah, they kept releasing different Barbies and suddenly realized they only had Ken. So they released a few other male dolls because girls wanted to have parties with their dolls and thought it was weird if all their "girls" were alone
Allan represented the beta male, a manlet, the genetically inferior male, the "feminist ally". Allan does not express sexual desire and does not participate in the sexual market. Women enjoy the company of Allan because he will not try to frick them, but still give them attention, like a small dog kept inside a purse
Reminder that even when feminists are complaining about patriarchy they put Allan in the movie to shame and mock genetically inferior men because women think making fun of short/bald/moronic men is funny (it is).
I remember when I was living in my moms basement a few years ago. She didn't shame me or anything, and liked me being there. Recently at a family gathering she was talking with my sister, and they were talking about some dumb reality show. My sister said about one of the characters "and he still lives in his moms basement" and my mom replied "ha, of course he does, what a loser".
Cant change female biology. They don't like weak losers, not really. Never met a woman who respected me less after I told her what my views are (Im extremely conservative).
People just don’t think about things like reality tv or tv in general personally like that. It’s something men and women do. I wouldn’t take it as she subconsciously thinks you’re a loser
Anon said that if feminists were honest in their goals of dismantling hurtful gender roles, they wouldn't berate those kinds of men for their genetics. It's non-feminist to do that. Regardless, it's clear by now that the word has been hijacked by the big bads to shame anyone who doesn't follow the programming.
That's my friend. We don't always agree, but he means well. He consoled me after the Barbie incident. We're going on a journey to find out who I really am.
You mean when they disappear because now ALL their time is for Her, because he forced himself up her ass in a sad attempt to get her to like him and frick him? Some of those are still friends, if you can point out that she most likely hates it, too. Women tend to want you to have guy time like they do girl time. If she isn't that way, your friend's not a friend anymore. Do not mourn him, for he had been lost before he met you.
Alan fricks the SHIT out of midge, and gets her preggos, so that DR barbie can deliver her baby. Alan never gets a barbie, but I wouldn't write him off either.
>most of these replies are generic and nonsensical
shill thread. saged. see you in three days frick you jannies you don't even get paid from the shills
About 100% of you here that keep trying to claim you're "ken", tourist
I'm literally ryan gosling though
Oh I see how it is. You can be Barbie but I can’t be Ken? That is fricked up and you know it.
total alan energy
manifesting kenergy is based
A Mr. Manager
he's a manager at the banana stand
Always money in the frozen banana stand.
a ken that’s about to transition to being a barbie
the trans barbie was once allan too
Good lord, Allen looks like an absolute wiener bawd.
This made me laugh so hard I spit on my monitor accidentally.
Perfect reaction image, I can practically hear Norm saying that reaction to seeing that doll.
>Good lord, Allen looks like an absolute wiener bawd.
It's a pity Ken doesn't have one
"Buddy"
holy shit.
did matel seriously release a flaming homosexual homosexual doll in the 60s?
Nah, they kept releasing different Barbies and suddenly realized they only had Ken. So they released a few other male dolls because girls wanted to have parties with their dolls and thought it was weird if all their "girls" were alone
No he's just supposed to be a handsome young man. Girls and especially young girls have always been into homosexual, pretty boy type.
Why don't you Google magic earring Ken
Releasing a homosexual doll in the 90s is understandable, but how did they get away with releasing homosexual allen in the 60s?
>people were actually surprised that Liberace was gay
gaydar technology was very crude in the 1960s
Well, they didn’t scream their sexual orientation at you without prompting then like they do now.
bro he's just Ken's buddy
Ken's youngish boytoy buddy. Nice work, Mattel
Looks like a giga Chad compared to that ugly israelite in the OP
Enjoy your shill thread
Italians are not israelites
>all of Ken's clothes fit him!
hot
>Ken's buddy
>All of Ken's clothes fit him
Every day is skip leg day for that doll
"Buddy"
Fricking lmao thanks for the laugh Cinemaphile
>that 2d artstyle
Proof that anime was invented in America
Barbies were manufactured in Japan
... Is it a beta male who would trade his broship with the other Kens for affection or affirmation by the barbies?
A ‘sigma’ who was manipulated, his primary goal was to escape to some other world rather than reshaping his own
wtc the allen fit?????
beta male
Allen get the frick out of my house
MEEEENNN
That's the person you have questions about.
Rob Brydon's in the movie? Cool.
Ken is who we think we are, Allen is who we actually are
Allan represented the beta male, a manlet, the genetically inferior male, the "feminist ally". Allan does not express sexual desire and does not participate in the sexual market. Women enjoy the company of Allan because he will not try to frick them, but still give them attention, like a small dog kept inside a purse
Reminder that even when feminists are complaining about patriarchy they put Allan in the movie to shame and mock genetically inferior men because women think making fun of short/bald/moronic men is funny (it is).
That is what you would call an omega male.
I remember when I was living in my moms basement a few years ago. She didn't shame me or anything, and liked me being there. Recently at a family gathering she was talking with my sister, and they were talking about some dumb reality show. My sister said about one of the characters "and he still lives in his moms basement" and my mom replied "ha, of course he does, what a loser".
Cant change female biology. They don't like weak losers, not really. Never met a woman who respected me less after I told her what my views are (Im extremely conservative).
People just don’t think about things like reality tv or tv in general personally like that. It’s something men and women do. I wouldn’t take it as she subconsciously thinks you’re a loser
He beat up a bunch of construction workers though, he's got that tardtism strength
I make fun of short/bald/moronic men too. Does that make me feminist?
Anon said that if feminists were honest in their goals of dismantling hurtful gender roles, they wouldn't berate those kinds of men for their genetics. It's non-feminist to do that. Regardless, it's clear by now that the word has been hijacked by the big bads to shame anyone who doesn't follow the programming.
That's my friend. We don't always agree, but he means well. He consoled me after the Barbie incident. We're going on a journey to find out who I really am.
why do i get the feeling that journey of self discovery is going to include anal penetration?
Kens/Barbies don't have genitalia, or buttholes.
>Friend gets girlfriend
>Never heard from friend again
So in the end, male friendship is just a phase until one gets a girlfriend?
>friend
You mean when they disappear because now ALL their time is for Her, because he forced himself up her ass in a sad attempt to get her to like him and frick him? Some of those are still friends, if you can point out that she most likely hates it, too. Women tend to want you to have guy time like they do girl time. If she isn't that way, your friend's not a friend anymore. Do not mourn him, for he had been lost before he met you.
Frick you Thomas
The future they want
Alan fricks the SHIT out of midge, and gets her preggos, so that DR barbie can deliver her baby. Alan never gets a barbie, but I wouldn't write him off either.
Oh wait no waaaaayyyyyyy.
I knew the backstory but had no idea it was an early teen Spearsy thing. What the frick, Midge
He sucks trannie barbie
Literally me.
un albie (como ese personaje de white lotus season 2), un perrito faldero, un beta orbiter, UN CHIHUAHUA = un hombre submisivo ante las mujeres
Allens are the sworn enemy of the sigma male.
did he make an MXC reference at one point by saying "right you are Kens", or did I imagine that?
>most of these replies are generic and nonsensical
shill thread. saged. see you in three days frick you jannies you don't even get paid from the shills
a baby dicked whiteoid
he's playing Michel Cera
Allan is a pick me guy.l.