WTF is an Allen?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 100% of you here that keep trying to claim you're "ken", tourist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literally ryan gosling though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I see how it is. You can be Barbie but I can’t be Ken? That is fricked up and you know it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        total alan energy

        I'm literally ryan gosling though

        manifesting kenergy is based

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Mr. Manager

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a manager at the banana stand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always money in the frozen banana stand.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a ken that’s about to transition to being a barbie
    the trans barbie was once allan too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... Is it a beta male who would trade his broship with the other Kens for affection or affirmation by the barbies?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord, Allen looks like an absolute wiener bawd.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This made me laugh so hard I spit on my monitor accidentally.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perfect reaction image, I can practically hear Norm saying that reaction to seeing that doll.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Good lord, Allen looks like an absolute wiener bawd.
          It's a pity Ken doesn't have one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Buddy"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit.
        did matel seriously release a flaming homosexual homosexual doll in the 60s?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they kept releasing different Barbies and suddenly realized they only had Ken. So they released a few other male dolls because girls wanted to have parties with their dolls and thought it was weird if all their "girls" were alone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he's just supposed to be a handsome young man. Girls and especially young girls have always been into homosexual, pretty boy type.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you Google magic earring Ken

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Releasing a homosexual doll in the 90s is understandable, but how did they get away with releasing homosexual allen in the 60s?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people were actually surprised that Liberace was gay
              gaydar technology was very crude in the 1960s

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, they didn’t scream their sexual orientation at you without prompting then like they do now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro he's just Ken's buddy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ken's youngish boytoy buddy. Nice work, Mattel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a giga Chad compared to that ugly israelite in the OP

        Enjoy your shill thread

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Italians are not israelites

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all of Ken's clothes fit him!
        hot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ken's buddy
        >All of Ken's clothes fit him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every day is skip leg day for that doll

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Buddy"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord, Allen looks like an absolute wiener bawd.

        "Buddy"

        holy shit.
        did matel seriously release a flaming homosexual homosexual doll in the 60s?

        >Ken's buddy
        >All of Ken's clothes fit him

        Fricking lmao thanks for the laugh Cinemaphile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that 2d artstyle
        Proof that anime was invented in America

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barbies were manufactured in Japan

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... Is it a beta male who would trade his broship with the other Kens for affection or affirmation by the barbies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qVpVsYp.png

      A ‘sigma’ who was manipulated, his primary goal was to escape to some other world rather than reshaping his own

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtc the allen fit?????

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    beta male

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allen get the frick out of my house

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEEEENNN

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the person you have questions about.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rob Brydon's in the movie? Cool.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ken is who we think we are, Allen is who we actually are

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allan represented the beta male, a manlet, the genetically inferior male, the "feminist ally". Allan does not express sexual desire and does not participate in the sexual market. Women enjoy the company of Allan because he will not try to frick them, but still give them attention, like a small dog kept inside a purse

    Reminder that even when feminists are complaining about patriarchy they put Allan in the movie to shame and mock genetically inferior men because women think making fun of short/bald/moronic men is funny (it is).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is what you would call an omega male.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when I was living in my moms basement a few years ago. She didn't shame me or anything, and liked me being there. Recently at a family gathering she was talking with my sister, and they were talking about some dumb reality show. My sister said about one of the characters "and he still lives in his moms basement" and my mom replied "ha, of course he does, what a loser".

      Cant change female biology. They don't like weak losers, not really. Never met a woman who respected me less after I told her what my views are (Im extremely conservative).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People just don’t think about things like reality tv or tv in general personally like that. It’s something men and women do. I wouldn’t take it as she subconsciously thinks you’re a loser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He beat up a bunch of construction workers though, he's got that tardtism strength

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make fun of short/bald/moronic men too. Does that make me feminist?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon said that if feminists were honest in their goals of dismantling hurtful gender roles, they wouldn't berate those kinds of men for their genetics. It's non-feminist to do that. Regardless, it's clear by now that the word has been hijacked by the big bads to shame anyone who doesn't follow the programming.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my friend. We don't always agree, but he means well. He consoled me after the Barbie incident. We're going on a journey to find out who I really am.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do i get the feeling that journey of self discovery is going to include anal penetration?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kens/Barbies don't have genitalia, or buttholes.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend gets girlfriend
    >Never heard from friend again

    So in the end, male friendship is just a phase until one gets a girlfriend?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean when they disappear because now ALL their time is for Her, because he forced himself up her ass in a sad attempt to get her to like him and frick him? Some of those are still friends, if you can point out that she most likely hates it, too. Women tend to want you to have guy time like they do girl time. If she isn't that way, your friend's not a friend anymore. Do not mourn him, for he had been lost before he met you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Thomas

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The future they want

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan fricks the SHIT out of midge, and gets her preggos, so that DR barbie can deliver her baby. Alan never gets a barbie, but I wouldn't write him off either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait no waaaaayyyyyyy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew the backstory but had no idea it was an early teen Spearsy thing. What the frick, Midge

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He sucks trannie barbie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    un albie (como ese personaje de white lotus season 2), un perrito faldero, un beta orbiter, UN CHIHUAHUA = un hombre submisivo ante las mujeres

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allens are the sworn enemy of the sigma male.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he make an MXC reference at one point by saying "right you are Kens", or did I imagine that?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most of these replies are generic and nonsensical
    shill thread. saged. see you in three days frick you jannies you don't even get paid from the shills

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a baby dicked whiteoid

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's playing Michel Cera

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allan is a pick me guy.l.

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