WTF it's not even the best Kubrick film.

WTF it's not even the best Kubrick film.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favourite part of this film is the ridiculously long pauses of blatant miniature space sets with cliche classical music overplayed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >space sets with cliche classical music overplayed
      to be fair this is the movie that made it cliche.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blatant miniature space sets
      So how would you do it then? On location?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd just cut those scenes out of the movie. What does an hour of
        >model toy moves from left to right slowly with classical music playing
        add to the film besides dead-weight in an ALREADY 3 hour movie?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it came out in a time when everyones brains werent fried on the internet so they could appreciate an epic space movie with novel spectacles and technical innovation
          basically, youre dumb for not being able to appreciate it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's meant to achieve a feeling of transcendence in the viewer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ridiculously long pauses
      Fricking this. Really good movie but no top 100 and THE reason is because they spend minutes showing stuff one could take in within seconds. The ending is the only scene that actually needed every second.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off back to tiktok if your goldfish brain can’t handle not being fried with stimulation every other second, zoomzoom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice b8 m8 i r8 7/8

      (or atleast I hope it's b8, it's too good to know)

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain how Cinemaphile allowed this to happen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more concerned about Avatar being there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically the same as reddit except for avatar kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real? This board's number one film is a Nolan flick? 2 modern movies with Gosling? Avatar? Sorry I'm new here, I guess I'll just find some other place to discuss films

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BR2045 on that spot

      By the far the most embarrassing and pathetically funny thing I've seen from this board. to have that fricking turd anywhere near the top 10 of any list and worse still above the original is laughable.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered midwit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board is unsalvageable. One meme flick after another.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely you mean Eyes Wide Shut

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is a snooze fest. Pretentious ass piece of shit zzzzzzzzz

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wouldn't even be pretentious if it came out today, and it's 80 years old

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this movie in Imax, it was fricking incredible, feel sorry for plebs who can't appreciate it

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the monkey beating the bone in slow motion while the orchestral music plays

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW critics are too up their own ass to honestly admit they prefer The Shining

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1960s and looks better than every movie today

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men in ape suits
    >plastic toys on a stick
    >played out overtures
    >heavy breathing
    >more heavy breathing

    It is such a piece of shit movie. Easily Kubrick's worst and contender for number 1 spot on the "has not aged well" movie list. It fricking sucks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LyndonGAWDS, how we feeling?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lyndon is so easily better than 2001 the OP doesn't even seem real to be honest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >patrician shrug
      >we won
      >stiff upper lip smirk
      >we always win

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2001>Barry Lyndon=Paths of Glory>Clockwork Orange>Eyes Wide Shut>Full Metal Jacket>Dr. Strangelove>The Shining

    Never seen the rest of his stuff. 2001 was top 10 of all time for me. Everything about it felt literally perfect in a way that other movies could not replicate. I mean in terms of the technical precision that went into the score/sound effects/practical effects/composition all blending seamlessly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Sparticus?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2001>Barry Lyndon=Paths of Glory>Clockwork Orange>Eyes Wide Shut>Full Metal Jacket>Dr. Strangelove>The Shining

        Never seen the rest of his stuff. 2001 was top 10 of all time for me. Everything about it felt literally perfect in a way that other movies could not replicate. I mean in terms of the technical precision that went into the score/sound effects/practical effects/composition all blending seamlessly.

        >Never seen the rest of his stuff.

        e-girlta and Sparticus have been on my watchlist for a little while now though.

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