Wtf? Rewatching The prequels and Count Dooku literally just spoils the entire plot to Obi Wan right here.

Wtf? Rewatching The prequels and Count Dooku literally just spoils the entire plot to Obi Wan right here. Why's he a sith? His actions don't match his beliefs

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dooku was gaslightning obiwan

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was a humiliation ritual , bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars ended in 1983. Everything made afterwards is just noncanon fanfiction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The modern ones are decent and they have a go make a revolution message.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a rest. Either like it or don't just shut up. Why do you insist on surrounding yourself with things that upset you?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dooku wanted a competent apprentice because he planned on offing palpatine. its not hard op, its a movie for babies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he know palpatine was Darth siddious?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Duh.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Was telling me your master plan before killing me part of your master plan count Dooku?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He wants him to noin him. So he opens up to create an intimate atmosphere.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like a lot of the jedi who turn to the dark side, Dooku allowed himself to get tempted in to doing sith shit and quickly got in over his head where he could never get out of it without putting himself in greater peril. He doesn't really like being a sith but he feels redemption is out of sight for him. Like all sith, he's planning to kill his master so he's laying SOME cards on the table to try and gain Obi-Wan's support.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, obi wan as a sith apprentice would be really powerful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did he know palpatine was Darth siddious?

        dooku wanted a competent apprentice because he planned on offing palpatine. its not hard op, its a movie for babies

        Why do sith need Apprentices? They just betray Everytime. Why do you need two?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Either because it leads to an increasingly strong line of individual dominating Siths who each must be better than their master, or because Darth Bane who created the rule was soul-hopping to his murderer each time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Fan fiction
            Not interested

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They need an apprentice because in case one of them dies, the sith legacy continues.
          They are also stronger as a pair, the master can send the apprentice out without worry of his own personal safety.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are Siths a religion or something? Do they ever explain in the movies? All I know is they deal in absolutes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Do they ever explain in the movies?
              Yes you fricking idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >obi wan as a sith apprentice would be really powerful
        Obi Wan really isn't that powerful. He's average in terms of Jedi Masters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Obi Wan really isn't that powerful. He's average in terms of Jedi Masters
          >beats the chosen one in a 1v1
          >hes mid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >beats the chosen one in a 1v1
            How did he pull it off bros?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Uh anon, he had the high ground.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He taught Anakin since he was a boy and they were like brothers plus Anakin got overconfident at a pivotal moment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >beats the chosen one in a 1v1
            How did he pull it off bros?

            since they trained together they both knew each other's moves
            that's why the fight is a stalemate up until they get out on the lava plain and anakin finally loses his cool, giving obi-wan a chance to outplay him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Obi Wan really isn't that powerful. He's average in terms of Jedi Masters
              >beats the chosen one in a 1v1
              >hes mid

              Obi Wan won because Anakin was arrogant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do so many idiots say this? What feats do any Jedi in the prequels not named Mace Windu, Yoda, or Anakin have that even come close to Obi-Wan's? Qui-Gon was killed by the guy Obi-Wan killed. You have the dinosaur guy who was killed by Jango Fett. The "masters" who were killed by Palpatine in about two seconds. Ki-Adi Mundi and Aayla Secura were killed by clone troopers. Obi-Wan was far above average.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >beats the chosen one in a 1v1
            How did he pull it off bros?

            Could obi wan have taken sheev?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Obi lost to Dooku every single time. Even Yoda tells him "to fight Darth Sidious strong enough...you are not"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yoda was pretty mid himself

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't make sense he was just there to die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/F1lEOGJ.jpeg

      Wtf? Rewatching The prequels and Count Dooku literally just spoils the entire plot to Obi Wan right here. Why's he a sith? His actions don't match his beliefs

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post Star wars Kinos. I'll start

    >Darth Maul

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What in gods name is this death trap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Naboo

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why's he a sith? His actions don't match his beliefs
    Are you fricking moronic? He is literally trying to turn Kenobi to overthrow Sidious and become a Sith Master himself. That's the most Sith thing Sith can do. moronic homosexual, Jesus. How fricking stupid can you be? Unironically just have a nice day, you low IQ mongoloid. These are movies for children. They are not that hard. I get a feeling most of you homosexuals are either underage or actual sub-90IQ Black folk. The absolute fricking state of this board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >become a Sith Master himself. That's the most Sith thing Sith can do. moronic homosexual,
      Is he? Or is he just doing what needs to be done since the Jedi are too arrogant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sub-90IQ
      That’s about 25% of everyone. That’s not that crazy bro.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I’m wrong but I always thought it was the dumbest level of reverse psychology. Dooku told Obiwan that, knowing that Obiwan could never agree to listen to him because Dooku is a bad guy. Dooku can therefore totally control Obiwan’s actions. It’s Opposite Day-tier shit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is his whole thing that he doesn't go by the book? Do you think being around would've helped Obi Wan, Dooku, Anakin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would have been Anakin’s father pretty much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t go by the book? He was more of a traditional Jedi than the council.
      >dooku
      Probably could have redeemed him
      >obi wan
      Would have taught him to be more patient and wiser.
      >anakin
      Probably would have gone on a questline to save his mother, and helped him manage his feelings much better than obi wan would have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn’t go by the book? He was more of a traditional Jedi than the council
        Why aren't they traditional Jedi?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They serve the Republic more than the Force directly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too concerned with politics, and they taught that embracing your feelings was wrong. An idea that qui gon believed was absurd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are good at heart, but bureaucrats.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gary stu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he survived he probably would have saved Anakin and Dooku from ever joining the dark side and could have caught Sheev

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sheev would've killed him knowing he was a threat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He could have saved Anakin, from the start. He is way more compasionate, patient and understanding. I can totally see him go out of his way to adopt Anakin, form a father-son bond despite the Jedi teachings. And be happy about it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dooku told obi wan the truth because qui gon was his apprentice, and hoped that some of his influence passed on to obi wan. Obi wan’s judgement was clouded by politics and not feeling

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like Kenobi doesn't believe Dooku when he is literally saying "Palpatine is the dark lord who controls the senate"
    BECAUSE THE JEDI ARE ARROGANT which is one of the main themes of the prequels. It was their arrogance that lead to the fall of the jedi order

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just read the YouTube comments

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does it feel knowing that the kind of people who post youtube comments understood the movie better than you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You literally used the same words. You dumber than YouTube comments because you plagiarized them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
            Arrogant, just like the jedi

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Wishes he could right as well as people who comment on YouTube

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was 12 when AOTC was released and even then it was pretty obvious Dooku was just being 100% honest with Obi. The jedi dont believe him because they think the dark side is full of shit
        Even Yoda says something like "the dark side clouds everything" because they genuinely believe their OWN side of the force is 100% flawless and correct

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pretty obvious Dooku was just being 100% honest with Obi
          He's not he literally wants to use him to take down palpatine. You're all moronic

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why's he a sith?
    sith aren't all necessarily cartoonishly evil but dooku fits the mould
    >we need to stop sidious before he becomes too powerful and manipulates everyone into doing his bidding
    >to beat him, i'll have to grow more powerful and manipulate the separatists into do-- oh

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I think Padmé should've been the one to discover the clone army on Kamino. Landing there and walking out in her white outfit in the soaking rain.
    It just makes more narrative sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Personally, I think Padmé should've been the one to discover the clone army on Kamino. Landing there and walking out in her white outfit in the soaking rain.
      >It just makes more narrative sense.
      a senator going on a fact finding mission with a jedi sounds plausible to me, but her going alone wouldnt be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why a clone army of Temura Morrison when you could clone Nat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now we're cooking

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda fricked up how Star Wars was designed to turn generations of children into good loyal Democrats, what with the Empire/Sith just representing Republicans. So when you have a character like Dooku that has noble motivations, almost everybody just denies that there's anything to him because he's on the bad guy team, so really he must just lust for power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dictatorships are bad
      >Wow how anti-reoublican of him!
      What?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Defends democracy
        How could the libs do this

        A sane message would be that it's the people themselves that matter, not the form of government itself. For example nobody can reasonably complain that Charlemagne was running an autocratic dictatorship. The issue with the Sith is that they're just blanket evil and there's no countercurrent to that, it's like Palpatine's takeover of the Republic is straight out of the transition of the Roman Republic into an Empire, but it doesn't show any of the complexities of that situation and just plays Caesar as a completely power-mad tyrant.

        It's wrong to teach people to think in such black and white terms.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but it doesn't show any of the complexities of that situation
          It did in episode 1 and people called it boring shit and were too stupid to follow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't difficult to follow. It was boring because of the execution.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, it only showed shallow complexity. As in the technical details of the conflict like it being about trade taxation and the senate being locked in procedural minutia. But Palps was just controlling the whole thing and the Nemoidians were simply pathetic and greedy.

            The only real complexity comes when Padme decides to say frick the senate and go free the planet herself, but then in the next movies she's the postergirl of the true Republic in opposition to Palpatine. If after TPM she was actually opposed to the Republic and supported a secessionist movement, that's more complex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kys incel chud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Defends democracy
      How could the libs do this

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so utterly fricking incapable of understanding the prequels? It’s almost like they go out of their way to misinterpret everything. Are Star Wars fans actually just moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are Star Wars fans actually just moronic?
      Is this rhetorical? Have you seen their conventions?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, media literacy has fallen... Billions must watch ten hour youtube essays...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t understand the originals either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just zoomers with ADHD from growing up with smartphones. Every adult over the age of 30 understood the plot of the prequels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The leading discourse about the prequels for a decade was made by 2 gen xers who didn't understand the movies and didn't care to.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the ancient Jedi simply executed the dark Jedi rebels, The Sith in its modern form would've never existed, btw.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >child Anakin stands in middle of jedi council
    >Coruscant looks bright and clear
    >adult Anakin stands in middle of jedi council
    >Coruscant looks dark and cloudy

    Kino

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there are heroes on both sides

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