WTF THAT DUDE HAD TITS ALL ALONG!?

WTF THAT DUDE HAD breasts ALL ALONG!?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice breasts, bro

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when posting breasts was enough to prove you are a woman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For God's sake, conductor!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never been the case.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it still is. those little budding estrogen gay breasts are not breasts

      you will never have the breasts of a real woman

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reverse image search didn't work on this, so I'll have to stoop to asking for the sauce.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wettmelons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        trash sagging breasts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          absolute moron and virgin

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god
    I was wrong
    He had breasts
    All along

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never make a homosexual
      Never make a homosexual out of meeeee

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never make a homosexual
      Never make a homosexual out of meeeee

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in this day and age she would have to show her vegana and spread her labia to believe her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'd have to spit out a baby with the cord attached

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are aware that there are people with uteruses who identify as male, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think his assertion is that it'd be a neovegana or whatever so he wants absolute proof that the woman is without a doubt a woman before he accepts calling her as such.
          He'd also insist on calling the woman with a working uterus that ids as male a woman too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but they aren't male

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they need to be in therapy to correct that.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this recently, wish it had more with the girl who had the hots for her, maybe some girl/girl kissing action, but it didn't go there.
    Aside from the boobs it wasn't as raunchy as I had hoped. Private School is way better.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF THAT JUDE HAD breasts ALL ALONG?!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ellen Page could've done the remake.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a crossdresser gf.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The advent of trannies has been hilarious if you use dating apps and shit. People have gotten really creative at avoiding troons without getting banned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just ask "Are you trans?". It's like calling a demon's real name, they say all this shit when a yes/no suffices.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I normally just say "yeah, sorry if it wasn't clear enough" when I literally state it in the bio but people can't pay attention long enough to finish even this sentence nowadays.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a delicious pair of breasts

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    augh female sexual characteristics! I'm gonna COOOOOMM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically

      wettmelons

      Thank you. Unfortunately, all the appeal is lost after finding out she does porn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the appeal of the softcore pornstar is lost after finding out she does hardcore porn

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joyce Hyser and her israelite breasts.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know it's stupid to say that breasts are a fetish but i'm talking about STEALTHY breasts. ones that you'd have no idea were so huge and/or perfect because of either the clothing of the woman or they look like huge nerds.

    The chick from Garfunkel and Oats, Ms Maisel, and Badpoosy are other examples of this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I know what you mean but it goes beyond just breasts. Basically almost any kind of surprise characteristic to a girl's physique is a good thing in my book. Like if she's secretly bald or secretly has pointy ears or is secretly an alien with black skin or secretly a succubus that wants to kill me. The only line I draw really is that she shouldn't have a dick. The whole thing about you knowing what a woman is REALLY like and that other men would probably reject her but you will have her and therefore she is your property is a very understated aspect of male sexuality. We are naturally possessive and having a woman who wouldn't be able to find intimacy with another man is very attractive and it should absolutely be this way because women are prostitutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that
      >In College, classmate is nerdy girl with big nose
      >Kinda cute but y'know mostly average
      >Working with her in the middle of class
      >Shirt's a little bit tight
      >Can just make out she's wearing a bra too small for her breasts and those puppies are busting out to the point she has cleavage UNDER her shirt
      It's like hearing one verse of a really good song and you never catch the title. Something so specific yet so vague that you could never really describe it correctly to anyone else, but it constantly replays in your head. You'll say you'll forget and it goes back to normal but then you find yourself looking for those lyrics again....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that example is perfect. reminds me of working at a restaurant with strict uniforms that remove all curves from everyone. i caught some girl out at the bars one night and had no idea for like three years that she had insane breasts

        Bro I know what you mean but it goes beyond just breasts. Basically almost any kind of surprise characteristic to a girl's physique is a good thing in my book. Like if she's secretly bald or secretly has pointy ears or is secretly an alien with black skin or secretly a succubus that wants to kill me. The only line I draw really is that she shouldn't have a dick. The whole thing about you knowing what a woman is REALLY like and that other men would probably reject her but you will have her and therefore she is your property is a very understated aspect of male sexuality. We are naturally possessive and having a woman who wouldn't be able to find intimacy with another man is very attractive and it should absolutely be this way because women are prostitutes.

        i like your examples and it's usually the element of surprise that is the best part about it. dick is ok depending on the chick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dick is ok depending on the chick
          Go deepthroat a shotgun, homosexual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down, anon. I didn’t hurt you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dick is not okay if not for any other reason because I know how popular dickgirl and futas are and also how many gays there are so a girl turning out to have a dick is in no way a merit that she would be mine exclusively.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymouse

            >so a girl turning out to have a dick
            it's not a girl you deluded homosexual,

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're talking about hypotheticals.
              If the dick is not even biological I wouldn't want it.
              Like a girl taking off her pants and showing her fake ftm dick would disgust me as well even though it's definitely a biological woman and the dick is made out of her ass cheeks. But the same would be true if it was one of those fantasy futa dicks that don't look like horror shows that gays want to suck all day, specifically BECAUSE there are so many such gays.
              Tl.dr. frick off with your witch hunts everything I said is 100% straight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymouse

                What you said is 100% gay
                you said you would only want the dick under the condition it belonged to a biological man. Stop pretending there's anything straight about it and just admit you want to suck cawk already you sick homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dick is ok depending on the chick
          a woman with a dick is not a woman, and you are a homosexual who fricked a mentally ill man that believes he is a woman, but isn't.one.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, cmon. It's 2023 broski. You can't say stuff like that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            calm down, schizo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that
      >In College, classmate is nerdy girl with big nose
      >Kinda cute but y'know mostly average
      >Working with her in the middle of class
      >Shirt's a little bit tight
      >Can just make out she's wearing a bra too small for her breasts and those puppies are busting out to the point she has cleavage UNDER her shirt
      It's like hearing one verse of a really good song and you never catch the title. Something so specific yet so vague that you could never really describe it correctly to anyone else, but it constantly replays in your head. You'll say you'll forget and it goes back to normal but then you find yourself looking for those lyrics again....

      r/biggerthanyouthought

      Might be relavant to your interests

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've seen it, they're all as big as I think.
        It's mostly the tease of it, I don't want to see the titty for real, I want the dream of the titty do you understand?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that armpit hair
          Hnnnnnnnng

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will never experience movies like this anymore.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, im coming at you, bro.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does his face look photorealistic here?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's from Mulan 2020 anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're dutch ovening me!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women's chests actually smell special like they're producing aphrodisiac pheromones or is that just a rumor?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of a different short-haired brunette with an exposed body.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women produce more substances responsible for body odor, their sweat also has a neutral PH which means microbes multiply faster and their sweat basically rots on their skin. Women's chests have a strong smell because it is a generally sweaty area and the folds of skin under the breasts and perhaps folds of fat add to the effect.

      The smell isn't bad to begin with, but it soon will be, this is why women shower 1 or 2 times a day and lather themselves in perfume. Women also have a stronger sense of smell, so the stink is more potent.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aha so all those times girls told me to shower more often that was probably just them projecting, as usual. Got it thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are, the sasquatch of our species.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR ASS IS MINE

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