Wtf was his problem?

>NOO YOU CANT JUST PUT EVERYONE IN A DREAM WHERE THEIR LIFE IS PERFECT AND THEY ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY I GET TO BE THE main character ONLY I CAN BE THE HOKAGE

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto was a israelite

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My respect plummeted for Naruto when he instantly forgave Obito
    >kills his parents
    >is responsible for thousands of ninja deaths
    >ends up praising him, you’re the coolest guy
    God, the way everyone gets forgiven easily and the TNJ are the biggest flaws of Naruto

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he brought naruto back to life and completed his path. he was also responsible for naruto having the nine tails fox in the first place. he also did naruto a bro moment of cutting off the gayest monologue ive ever seen on live television before it got too embarassing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >english dub
        Ugh, I swear Kid Gohan, Luffy, and Naruto all sound the same in the dubbed version

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It always bothered the crap out of me how they kept Kid Naruto’s VA for the Teen and Adult versions rather than cast an actual dude like other dubs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he also did naruto a bro moment of cutting off the gayest monologue ive ever seen on live television before it got too embarassing
        Kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he was also responsible for naruto having the nine tails fox
        Dude basically made naruto

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But wasn't that eventually going to kill them all because it was sucking all their chakrah out ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt the passage of time different inside a genjutsu?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Isnt the passage of time different inside a genjutsu?

      Yes

      They would live a long life inside the genjutsu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't know that part yet. Only Kaguya knew that I think

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but, but
    what if
    --now hear me out here—
    what IF!
    the whole show was actually naruto’s tsukyumi dream???!!??

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karin's Infinite Tsukuyomi dream sequence in Shippuden 431 was the most depressing episode in the series.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me what was it, i skipped the filler so i don't know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/To_See_That_Smile,_Just_One_More_Time

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >naruto says/does something slightly goofy
    >punches his fricking brains in
    wtf is this c**t's problem?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder Pain was 100% right and the only way to achieve world peace is with the threat of nuclear devastation

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will they eat and frick if they're stuck in a dream? That butthole Obito or whoever the frick suggested the Genjutsu shit was literally calling for extinction of humanity, just with extra steps.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m guessing the equivalent of a nocturnal emission and women’s periods would just drip. Their clothes would get filthy.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    since Naruto ended with a successful infinite tsukuyomi, is Boruto a fever dream?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    riddle me this: since all the kids in boruto are all the same age, did everyone in konoha plan to have sex at the same time? or was it a massive all out orgy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was an orgy. Tenten didn’t go because she knew I wouldn’t be there and she isn’t a prostitute that would cheat on me.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did these nips never invent guns? I saw Naruto using a refrigerator once, obviously they have the concept of electricity but they still throw knives at each other? What time period is this anime set in?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a fantasy world stuck in some weird medieval-like period with modern elements like computers and radios. The rain village is a futuristic cyberpunk city while the samurai nation is 100% medieval

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guns would probably be a civilian tool in the naruto world if they ever were invented. Im guessing kunai are just more versatile to an average ninja than something like a bolt action sniper would be. these guys are fast enough to dodge and anticipate all kinds of wack stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a post apocalyptic future after nuclear war

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many retcons and plot holes. I want to enjoy Naruto but besides the powers being cool the show/manga is trash

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so if jiraya was in the hotel the entire time naruto was getting kidnapped, why did he just let itachi beat the shit out of sasuke? seriously those two were fighting for like 3 minutes before jiraya finally reveals himself. he even watches sasuke get his ass pummeled across the hotel lobby and placed in a genjutsu before he does anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just waiting for sasuke to fatigue itachi, after tanking a couple of punches and a tsukuyomi jiriya knew sasuke had done his job and worn down itachi enough. After using amaterasu itachi has to flee because he used up too much stamina in his deathmatch with sasuke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Itachi being a good guy makes this whole interaction hilarious. He mentally tortured Sasuke again and what was his plan if Jiraiya didn’t show up? Was he just going to hand over Naruto to the Gedo statue. The series really tried too hard to paint him as a saint and brilliant strategist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He would wait and meander until guy showed up activated the 6th gate to kick kisames ass before leaving

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Cinemaphile gaygors

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