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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't get over this
    Movie has a whole story going and then for the third act instead of doing anything with that story they do a side quest where the twink gets in a fist fight with some random guy
    what an ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      best part of the movie thoughbeit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was literally pointless
        you can stop watching the movie after he says hi to the worm and the worm leaves
        makes zero difference other than you saved 45 minutes you can use to jack off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was literally pointless
      you can stop watching the movie after he says hi to the worm and the worm leaves
      makes zero difference other than you saved 45 minutes you can use to jack off

      this is the stuff that lynch wisely cut out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. The Lynch movie falls apart right as Paul meets the Fremen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was important because it shows that his dreams are not decisive. He had dreams of befriending this dude but ends up killing him, so it shows that his prophetic dreams are only possibilities but don't guarantee that they will happen, which I thought was a good ending cause it basically means his actions moving forward have powerful consequences and what we saw in his dreams is not guaranteed safety

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. I was confused about that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in the dreams he is saying he will teach him their ways or something, which he did, just in an unexpected way
        but yes this was okay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Piggy back off of

        >has visions of Jamis telling Paul he will show him the ways of the Fremen
        >Paul has to kill Jamis in a duel to start his path as a Fremen
        KINO. Also Jamis was just a trad Fremen who was getting real tired of Stilgar's woke BS

        it shows that the path he takes can be changed but the destination is almost guaranteed. Jamis did in fact show him the ways of the desert, it's just that in the reality Paul experiences it in was the more violent method. It's also why when the Reverend Mother asks him if his visions play out the way he sees them he responds with "not exactly".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          big moron shit. in the book he just kills him, and his only thoughts are that the guy was a bitter butthole. jamis doesn't teach him anything.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this dumb ass thinks we're discussing the books

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              my meaning was that villeneuve is too moronic to add any complexity or sophistication to his narratives whatsoever, so any that was there would have to be found in the book, where there isn't any in this case.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically why the movie is better than the book

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              in the book he learns that by killing someone you pay a price. you're supposed to understand this because you, a member of the audience, think that killing is wrong. in the movie, it assumes you're too moronic to understand that killing is wrong, so you need them to form this mystical time-linked bond with each other where in some realities they were true friends and THAT is why he's hurt by killing him. the movie is unironically dehumanizing, teaching you that you're only supposed to care about people you personally know. strange to take such a simple message of shared humanity and turn it into something so evil, but that's villeneuve for you. he is extremely stupid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's more to making a good adaptation than just being true to the text. You also need to find new ways to convey information from the book - new ways that suit the medium. get filtered you dumb stubborn Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        please give us your 10k word autistic essay on this movie while youre at it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it's Dune. There have been hundreds if not thousands of 50k+ word essays written on it. Your distaste for such analysis is why Cinemaphile will always be more big brained of a medium than Cinemaphile.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's because that analysis is always shit. you read something like les miserables, i.e., a good book, and you know exactly what the author means to convey with every sentence. you read dune and he's just faffing about, the sequels literally devolve into porn. there's no deep literary meaning, he was just making it up as he went along, to tell what he thought was a cool story with some cool characters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I didn't get it
              yeah we know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool meme, nice substitute for thoughts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re a stupid b***h.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul's gift of prophecy is a flow of causality meaning he sees a giant spectrum of potential futures and the killing of Jamis narrowed that flow sharply towards the Jihad. It wasn't just about killing his friend.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Movie should have ended with Paul and his mom surviving the storm but being stranded in the desert. Hope but with an uncertain and perilous future = good cliffhanger.

      Movie 2 should have opened with Paul and Jessica being found by the Fremen and Paul dueling someone to the death. That's actually a cool opener for a movie. Sets Paul up as the action hero.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has visions of Jamis telling Paul he will show him the ways of the Fremen
    >Paul has to kill Jamis in a duel to start his path as a Fremen
    KINO. Also Jamis was just a trad Fremen who was getting real tired of Stilgar's woke BS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry I still can't get over how shit those stillsuits are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK OUT DR. BABS!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    M'BENGA NO!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul dies with Jamis. Muad'Dib is born when he kills someone for the first time. It's a symbolic sacrifice and really well done.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >through your prescience live out realities where you've grown to become friends with this man with him as your mentor
    >only known to you
    >then being forced to kill this man
    kino, but it should have been leaned into/expanded even more

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has bad impulse control

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He taught Paul the truth of the desert and gave him a second wife to bed and do his laundry.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf was his problem
    Serving in starfleet with nuChapel gave him blue balls

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 13% of the fremen account for 60% of tahaddi challengers...

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He chimped out

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid tradition
    spice drug made them moronic

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >below the mean intelligence quotient in this country by about forty, fitty points, I am fittin' na choke dis white b***h and stab her to death because I cannot control my impulses

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: The fremen are herbert's edgy OC mary-sues and their over-poweredness ruins any suspense of the plot

    >dude what if the desert tribal people are actually BADASS warriors and 1 fremen can oneshot 100 Sardaukar at once and they can magically be anywhere anyplace at once and AND AND they also have the best technology that even the empire doesnt have like their suits AND AND they actually secretly have trillions of gallons of water stashed around for...some reason...AND AND also get this..they can RIDE the freakin worms dude with a literal whip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all follows internal logic perfectly.

      The fremen are who they are because they were hardened over many migrations through harsh planets, in that sense they mirror the sardaukar, who were also basically designed for harsh environment combat, but limited because they were wielded as an instrument of the Emperor.

      Either way the fremen are additionally designed precisely for the role they take because of Bene Gesserit influence, which was hard-coded into their religion on purpose.

      Essentially the scene was set for Paul to lead them and fremen are who they are because they were designed to fulfill that role.

      The strategic/tactical edge is mostly due to logistics. Dune is their home turf, the spicing guild sides with Paul and essentially locks out other factions or reinforcements from interfering and things play out the way they do because it's both a fortunate turn of events, but also because of many plans spanning millennia coming to fruition.

      A lot of the later books deal with the rejection of this plan and altering it.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the spice supposed to be oil?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i see he is still writing his essay

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted his wife to get a taste of that kwisatz haderbull BWC, but as cuckoldry his taboo in fremen society, he knew the only way he get cucked is by challenging and then being killed by the kwisats BVLL

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ason's alive

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sick of my homies getting BUCKED by these little Hollywood twinks dawg shit needs to stahp

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DESERT POWER

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best part is Paul gets to keep this nig's wife after his death.

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