That early Indie Comics scene has some of the coolest art. R. Crumb, Don Martin,Terry Zwigoff, et al. Anytime I find one of those old school Comix I get so excited.
no idea
I don't think he has one. He seems to have a great life
I think you're getting the wrong impression out of reading the article. R. Crumb himself admits his problematic work was a reflection of the chaotic environment he grew up in and was a source of catharsis that prevented him from going down the same tragic path much of his family did. And he doesn't try to be a self-righteous sport about it either like a Cinemaphile poster would.
how many women have you been with?
I just found out my boyfriend is a virgin. What should I do to blow his mind the first time we have sex?
I have just started dating someone who I think is absolutely lovely. He is in his late twenties, a total geek, and there is a real connection there. Things were going really well the other night, I brought him back to my house and, while I didn't want to have sex with him yet, we had some fun.
We were in bed, talking, and our conversation segued around to sexual experience and he told me that he was a virgin. Now, he's not totally inexperienced. He's had a few long-term girlfriends but, through no fault of his own (because of religious/cultural differences and expectations), hasn't ever managed to fully close the deal before now.
This is somewhat intimidating for me as well, Cinemaphile. This is a guy I really like and I want to make this special for him so I need your advice. He's a geeky virgin, just like so many of you; I figured when you need advice, ask the experts.
If you were a virgin in your late twenties and you knew your (way more experienced) girlfriend was going to frick you for the first time, what could she do so as to a) not intimidate you and b) make it as fantastic as possible?
make him think hes going to have sex but instead of having sex with him inject him with a lethal dose of heroin so he goes out at maximum happiness and hope for the future while you reap the benefits of giving a virgin sacrifice to whatever diety you choose to send him to. By the philosophy of utilitarianism this is the best possible outcome because it results in the highest net gain of happiness.
I think the movie downplayed what happened in that family in a big way, because his brothers were complete basketcases, and he was only functional because of his wife. But, his sisters weren't insane like their brothers.
But i get why he wouldn't be open about the true horrors he might have gone through.
Crumb was a recluse and a social outcast for most of his teenage years and has gone into detail several times in his comics about how his unrequited sexual desires had him drawing his own porn. Later in life after dropping acid, divorcing his first wife, and achieving some fame in the underground comic scene among hippies Crumb was having girls throw themselves at him and he went from jerking off to cartoons to having lots of casual sex. Ultimately this seems to have colored his outlook for the rest of his life, he got tired of life in America and has been very cynical in most of his work since he ran off to france
Whenever a dude goes from being a borderline incel to suddenly getting lots of pussy, it inevitably fricks up his brain. You can see the same phenomenon in lots of musicians and tech-billionaires
Read any autobiography of a musician that went from getting almost zero pussy to getting bulk pussy after becoming famous, and you’ll realise that it is 100% a real phenomenon
It's the money not the pussy, the pussy just follows the money.
Peasants don't know what to do with money once they get it. They've never had that much power and influence.
So they turn to drugs and weird lifestyles and then die from an overdose. Happens all the time to people that win the lottery.
I believe she was 17 but regardless, great crypto rack.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah in American Beauty, her 16 year old melons
you're both wrong. thora birch was 15 and her parents were on set for the scene
2 years ago
Anonymous
A quick scan of the interwebs lists her as 16. Imdb is one such that reports 16. Is there a definite answer? How can we find out for sure.
2 years ago
CreepyThinMan
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you're both wrong. thora birch was 15 and her parents were on set for the scene
Reminder that Thora Birch's parents are pornstars Jack Birch and Carol Connors, the latter of which co-starred in Deep Throat, starred as the TITular role in The Erotic Adventures of Candy and Candy Goes To Hollywood (which you can buy as a double bill from Vinegar Syndrome on Bluray) and co-hosted on The Gong Show!!!FACT!!!
Crumb is a pervert and a rapist. Even by the standards of the degenerate age in which he rose to fame he was an outcast and a disgusting piece of shit.
idk but a guy i know went to the premier of this in SF and crumb's older brother, the weird hippy one that ate the spool of cotton to floss out his digestive system, sat near him and apparently smells absolutely fricking disgusting
I guess seeing an artist with shit taste was more of a novelty before Deviantart, and college stoners found some of the writing/observations legitimately funny.
I don't think he has one. He seems to have a great life
no idea
pls.....just a crumb of pussy...pls.....
Kek beat me too it.
May I have just a crumb of pusy
Sex.
That early Indie Comics scene has some of the coolest art. R. Crumb, Don Martin,Terry Zwigoff, et al. Anytime I find one of those old school Comix I get so excited.
I think you're getting the wrong impression out of reading the article. R. Crumb himself admits his problematic work was a reflection of the chaotic environment he grew up in and was a source of catharsis that prevented him from going down the same tragic path much of his family did. And he doesn't try to be a self-righteous sport about it either like a Cinemaphile poster would.
I just found out my boyfriend is a virgin. What should I do to blow his mind the first time we have sex?
I have just started dating someone who I think is absolutely lovely. He is in his late twenties, a total geek, and there is a real connection there. Things were going really well the other night, I brought him back to my house and, while I didn't want to have sex with him yet, we had some fun.
We were in bed, talking, and our conversation segued around to sexual experience and he told me that he was a virgin. Now, he's not totally inexperienced. He's had a few long-term girlfriends but, through no fault of his own (because of religious/cultural differences and expectations), hasn't ever managed to fully close the deal before now.
This is somewhat intimidating for me as well, Cinemaphile. This is a guy I really like and I want to make this special for him so I need your advice. He's a geeky virgin, just like so many of you; I figured when you need advice, ask the experts.
If you were a virgin in your late twenties and you knew your (way more experienced) girlfriend was going to frick you for the first time, what could she do so as to a) not intimidate you and b) make it as fantastic as possible?
YWNBAW
>way more experienced
>virgin dude
>with a thot gf
Yikes, that poor bastard is gonna be traumatised for life when you inevitably break his heart
Checked.
Also, you're talking to a man here anon.
make him think hes going to have sex but instead of having sex with him inject him with a lethal dose of heroin so he goes out at maximum happiness and hope for the future while you reap the benefits of giving a virgin sacrifice to whatever diety you choose to send him to. By the philosophy of utilitarianism this is the best possible outcome because it results in the highest net gain of happiness.
Frick off
snusnu
what is it with people named crumb and being weird coomer freaks?
Abusive upbringing in 50s conservative America, the film clearly explains this
I think the movie downplayed what happened in that family in a big way, because his brothers were complete basketcases, and he was only functional because of his wife. But, his sisters weren't insane like their brothers.
But i get why he wouldn't be open about the true horrors he might have gone through.
He went from getting no pussy to getting too much pussy and it broke his brain
explain
Watch the movie.
Crumb was a recluse and a social outcast for most of his teenage years and has gone into detail several times in his comics about how his unrequited sexual desires had him drawing his own porn. Later in life after dropping acid, divorcing his first wife, and achieving some fame in the underground comic scene among hippies Crumb was having girls throw themselves at him and he went from jerking off to cartoons to having lots of casual sex. Ultimately this seems to have colored his outlook for the rest of his life, he got tired of life in America and has been very cynical in most of his work since he ran off to france
>actually explaining it
Do you like being some lazy anons subservient b***h?
When else am I going to get the chance to flex my knowledge of a furry Boomer's sexual dysfunction
The real flex is ignoring the requests to flex along the way
let the man internet how he wants
Having someone take enough interest in your post to demand further information is the only proof you have that your existence matters
Explain.
No.
QRD?
based
True
I hate you
Explain.
He's a Crumb fan so probably
The poor bastard.
Unironically high IQ as frick
Basically this
Whenever a dude goes from being a borderline incel to suddenly getting lots of pussy, it inevitably fricks up his brain. You can see the same phenomenon in lots of musicians and tech-billionaires
>Whenever a dude goes from being a borderline incel to suddenly getting lots of pussy, it inevitably fricks up his brain.
This has never been a thing
Read any autobiography of a musician that went from getting almost zero pussy to getting bulk pussy after becoming famous, and you’ll realise that it is 100% a real phenomenon
>tech-billionaires
Aside from Elon Musk name one that can pick up a girl.
john carmack
It's the money not the pussy, the pussy just follows the money.
Peasants don't know what to do with money once they get it. They've never had that much power and influence.
So they turn to drugs and weird lifestyles and then die from an overdose. Happens all the time to people that win the lottery.
>david lynch
oh?
>presents
oh...
Better than any Lynch film.
love that flick
Any lewds of the glasses girl?
yeah in American Beauty, her 16 year old melons
I believe she was 17 but regardless, great crypto rack.
you're both wrong. thora birch was 15 and her parents were on set for the scene
A quick scan of the interwebs lists her as 16. Imdb is one such that reports 16. Is there a definite answer? How can we find out for sure.
Reminder that Thora Birch's parents are pornstars Jack Birch and Carol Connors, the latter of which co-starred in Deep Throat, starred as the TITular role in The Erotic Adventures of Candy and Candy Goes To Hollywood (which you can buy as a double bill from Vinegar Syndrome on Bluray) and co-hosted on The Gong Show!!!FACT!!!
Crumb is a pervert and a rapist. Even by the standards of the degenerate age in which he rose to fame he was an outcast and a disgusting piece of shit.
how many women have you been with?
that scene with his son hurts knowing he died in a car accident not long ago
>wtf was his problem?
israeli mental illness
>those comics about his young daughter
>i was such an incel
>marries at 19
i hate boomers so much
It was a different time
Ahead of his time
idk but a guy i know went to the premier of this in SF and crumb's older brother, the weird hippy one that ate the spool of cotton to floss out his digestive system, sat near him and apparently smells absolutely fricking disgusting
Daily reminder that Crumb has a horse wiener
holy shit
absolute chad
big dick doesn't make one a chad
trust me
R. Crumb and Jack T. Chick are the only names that matter in indie comic history
I guess seeing an artist with shit taste was more of a novelty before Deviantart, and college stoners found some of the writing/observations legitimately funny.