In the trailer they literally say something like "being straight is a thing of the past" or something along those things. I'm too lazy to look it up. If that didn't turn off audiences I'm sure the clip of the 2 guys sucking a dude off while he makes out with Billy was enough
I heard that, and didn’t know anything about it, so i took it literally and assumed it was gay Idiocracy. Unironically would have been more interesting
Why the frick would I want to experience something specifically aimed at not-me
It's like going to see a movie about black history and no, I don't mean Django.
He was shitting on gay people before it was released, let alone straight people. Flat out said if you're gay and conservative not to see it. And to people like him conservative just means wanting to settle down and live a nice life in the suburbs.
>WATCH MY GAY MOVIE OR YOU HATE GAYS >Oh shit Meredith, we'd better go buy a ticket right away before our calculatedly racially diverse social group starts calling us bigots
If you're not baiting, there's a character limit on Twitter just like here so if you want to go on a long seething tirade you have to make more than one post
Redpill: Nobody is scared of homosexuals, they're actually scared that they might be seduced by one. Homophobia only exists in people who feel they could be potentially affected by it. Straight people don't give a fricking shit.
This has been your daily redpill. Swallow with water.
>Rolling Stone already has BROS on the list of the best comedies of the 21st century >glowing reviews >great Rotten Tomatoes scores >an A CinemaScore
when will the learn, no one trusts these "blue tick verified" sources anymore
Reputation is like a rectum. The more it gets fricked the more distended, ulcerous and bleeding it becomes until the connective tissue gives out and it prolapses resulting in incontinence.
FYI I'm against eating ass too. Any man who comes up to me and says they put their lips up against an butthole- man or woman, I just think less of them. Call me whatever name you want to call me, I think putting your mouth to an butthole is one of the most pathetic things you can do.
Spoken like a true virgin kek One day when you smell pussy for the first time you'll understand why people do more than jerk off when they're in a room together
Yes, dumbfrick. If you weren't a virgin you'd know what I'm saying. When you smell pussy for the first time you'll understand why a man would willingly lick a woman's butthole. You're on a special level of incel
Again, you're obviously a virgin who's never actually been in the moment before. Stop trying to wrap your head around big boy things and let it happen naturally when you hit high school
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm suspecting you're the virgin projecting here. Because when you smell a good pussy you're thinking about that good pussy not going to the butthole.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The irony is that if you weren't gay you'd be able to go near a woman's ass without thinking about how men also have buttholes. You're on a special level of incel confusion where you're writing off normal and expected sexual situations as gay shit. Beyond help, honestly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're heavy into this projecting thing virgin. guaranteed you've never tasted an butthole.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you sound like someone using incel shaming as an alternative to admitting that you are gay and regularly eat mens buttholes
You're literally being handed the answers by someone who casually does what you've obviously never experienced once lol No wonder this generation of dudes are a pathetic waste of space. Literally too afraid to pursue women while pretending those that do are gay. What the frick is happening to the world lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have never had sex with a woman.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shut the frick up fat homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
you sound like someone using incel shaming as an alternative to admitting that you are gay and regularly eat mens buttholes
>omg this pussy smells so good i can wait to taste her shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
He could be an Indian guy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your self-hating homophobia projection is showing lol When you're not a confused gay incel and you get a whiff of a horny woman's pheremones you feel confident enough in your straightness that you can appreciate a woman's clean powdered ass without thinking about gay men's poop. It's that simple.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol girls poop dumbass
2 years ago
Anonymous
>powdered ass
What.
No frickin shit. I know the concept of a shower is foreign to you but if you've ever actually fricked a woman you'd know they tend to clean themselves before. Nobody in the history of male on female assplay has ever encountered shit unless they were fricking a dollar store prostitute or specifically wanted poop to be involved. 75% of women regularly enjoy being fricked in the ass and many will specifically ask that you do. Again, if you're ever gotten laid you'd understand the things you're grossed out by are essentially a requirement if you're actively getting anywhere in the dating scene. You're virgins and have no idea how any of this works. Sorry.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't frick a girl with IBS in the ass though. That whole area became a mudslide.
2 years ago
Anonymous
bahahahaha you frickin LARPing virgin
2 years ago
Anonymous
Genuinely don't understand whats funny or hard to grasp there. How far gone are you that you really think any of that is a stretch or somehow me trying to posture? It isn't even anything impressive in the first place kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are a gay scat fetishist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tell yourself whatever makes you feel better about not getting any action lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
because you're so massively insecure you're lying online about how you totes frick 75% of women in the ass. you're just silly LARPing little narcissist wrapped up in your delusional world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have never had sex with a woman.
This is genuinely the most mind boggling thing I've ever seen. You could have Chad hand you a step by step guide on how to get laid and you'd still laugh it off. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad seeing you guys put yourselves even further in the hole
2 years ago
Anonymous
i know right i keep trying to tell these guys how to make 6 digits as a chef at wendys like me but they just wont listen
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's making fun of you moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's making fun of you moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not me, dumbfrick
2 years ago
Anonymous
What? I'm literally you minimum wage is available to anyone if you'd just send in the application. I'm not pulling impressive wages but at least I'm in the hookup workforce kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dude I'm not involved here but cmon just stop. You are not a CHAD. I don't care if you've fricked a lot of chicks or not. CHAD does not put this much energy into arguing about ass eating and ass fricking and poop prep on a thread about a gay rom com.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Exactly. Anyone this DESPERATE enough to argue incessantly with people he himself claims are incels is honestly pathetic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Nobody in the history of male on female assplay has ever encountered shit unless they were fricking a dollar store prostitute or specifically wanted poop to be involved.
Definitely a virgin. There is a lot of prep involved in terms of diet/fasting/enema/etc. >75% of women regularly enjoy being fricked in the ass
This is hilarious. You've watched too much porn kiddo.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope, unfortunately you're just a tard. 75% of women as in 75% of the women who are actively in the current regulsr dating scene. Fire up a dating app, pray for a miracle that women will talk to your gremlin ass for more than 5 minutes, and then ask them if they're into anal. 75% of them will say yes. Not hard to understand.
And yes, obviously prep is a factor but that in no way disproves anything I said, dumbass. If a woman is one of those 75% who wants a dick in her butt she'll obviously prepare ahead of time, which again only reinforces what I said. You won't encounter shit because the majority of dating women want or expect it and they obviously prepare before a date. This is shit thats only hard to grasp if you're a frickin incel, and I don't know why this is hard for your minds to accept. Not rocket science that prostitute who frick in the ass clean their ass. Frickin hell.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This cope-LARP started out funny and is now hilarious. You're so invested in it too you insecure little narc.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hey, I tried. You can lead a self-loathing incel to pussy juice but you can't make em stop being insecure about gay shit long enough to take a drink kek
If you think I'm actually trying to impress you by spinning some bullshit on an anonymous board you're too moronic to reason with in the first place. Theres no benefit to pretending I get laid when I don't and if you want to stick your fingers in your ears theres enough porn to keep you going until your empty funeral. No skin off my back
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your investment and effort in your LARP alone exposes it. You've oversold. Its so pathetic. You must be very sad and frustrated to feel compelled to do this anonymously on the internet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You think someone spending their time pretending they get laid on an anonymous board for no reason is more realistic than someone just actually getting laid. Thats where your head is at. You can't even fathom that someone could casually date women unless they were pretending and you can't get past that hangup because... drumroll... you are an incel with a warped understanding of normalcy.
If I'm "overselling" anything its only because I've been trying to explain that the sky is blue to a moron who insists its green. Something that should've been instantly understood after the first message but nah, I said the sky was blue and suddenly a bunch of virgins started telling me I was a gay scat fetishist. Enjoy your porn until the end of time, naive virgin friend.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Delusional narcissists just can't stop, because once they stop the insecurity hits them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Theres no insecurity to be had and this reckless projection is becoming a bit much lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Delusional narcissists just can't stop, because once they stop the insecurity hits them.
holy frick this was spot on, dude just can't stop
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, if I stop telling incels they're misinformed and could do better I'll have a mental breakdown, dude. Everyone is just as fragile as you're projecting kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don’t listen to them. The smell of pussy does things to a man. A woman queefed next to me on the bus and so I asked her if she’s into anal sex. She said “yes” as they do 75% of the time. Because I get pussy all the time I got her back to my place and then I tongue fricked her anus, I even swallowed a bit of her shit. Good times. Virgins just wouldn’t understand.
2 years ago
Anonymous
75%? Maybe for a gremlin like you. 100% for me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah but be honest, only 75% of those had clean and powdered asses, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bro I keep a travel-size bottle of powder with me that I refill at home... just in case.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>mentions once that women have "powdered buttholes" as a figure of speech explaining that they do, in fact, clean before fricking >incels find endless comedy and mockery in absolutely nothing
Like junior high sex ed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah it's a real shit show. At least 75% of the posters here are incels.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he said 75% of easy women take it in the butt! Hahahahahahaha!
You know you've lost when all you have to mock is an objectively true ballpark statistic. I don't get it but keep squeezing out all that deep humor if you like
2 years ago
Anonymous
75% is lowballing it. Step your game up son.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I prefer hot sauce over powder. I carry it in my purse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yeah but be honest, only 75% of those had clean and powdered asses, right?
Yeah but once you smell that pussy it doesn't matter, you're eating that butthole and spitting out the little bits of toilet paper you find.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah but be honest, only 75% of those had clean and powdered asses, right?
For real man, put 5% of the energy you put into your snappy little comebacks into pursuing a woman and you'd have already lost your V card. Why you all want to stay in the basement is beyond me
2 years ago
Anonymous
What are you talking about? I’ve been defending you this whole time. I smell the pussy then I tongue the turds, just like you. I’m starting to wonder if you’re actually just a really insecure virgin with the way you’re lashing out at us sex havers. There’s a 75% chance that you’re a virgin with an unpowdered ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn, when I smell the ass, I tongue the pussy. Does that make me gay?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What the frick is wrong with you dude? How would the smell of ass make you want to eat pussy? You must be gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take a step back and see you're spending your time sucking off another virgin right now kek I'm passing you an olive branch on reality and you're too busy sucking off the incel next to you to realize I'm genuinely trying to get you ahead. Sad, man. But real funny from your perspective I'm sure.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Laughing at you has improved my day at work by about 75%
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's always nice to make a morons day a little brighter. Sometimes when I see a kid with down syndrome I'll do a coin trick or something, just to know they'll be smiling for the rest of the day. 75% makes a big difference for someone who was dealt an unfair hand and doesn't have a woman to go home to after a long day
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jesus Christ the image of a fat incel doing a coin trick for a kid with downs is the cherry on top of this hilarious cake lmfao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its almost like the point of the post was to be funny. Try to keep up here bud
2 years ago
Anonymous
The coin trick involves three quarters, or 75% of a dollar.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hey whats the percentage equivalent of 3/4? I feel like the answer would be peak comedy
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, did you just repeat what I said back to me in a mocking tone? Did I just lose the entire argument just like that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What argument? It’s firmly been established that the smell of pussy makes men lick buttholes and that 75% of women are into anal sex. What fricking idiot virgins would dispute either of those?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Whoa you're saying things I said back at me but in a misquoted way that misses the entire point I was making? Now THAT'S based
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bro the other night I got this chick from tinder over to my pad, and she had the most amazing beautiful shaved innie pink pussy that smelled like peaches, literally peaches. Made my mouth water when I caught a whiff of that perfect pussy. BAM I was licking that butthole so fast.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Still sucking incel wiener here pretty hard. Get your priorities in order or you'll be sniffing ballsack like a class clown forever
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice meme but it only hits for people who giggle when they think of boobies. Get a taste of pussy and you might not cry at the idea of having sex more controversial than missionary lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
And let you keep all the asses for yourself? No way buddy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You only hook up with trannies and you worship their man buttholes but call them women on here. Talk about a warped understanding of normalcy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Heres a tip, zinger comebacks only work if they hold at least some weight in reality. If I called you a purple dragon it wouldn't have an effect and the same applies if you just grab buzzwords at random. Try a bit harder or you're just wasting your bandwidth lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I bet you like tips
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tips help me provide for my family as an underpaid Hooters server. Thanks for understanding the struggles of capitalism
2 years ago
Anonymous
Billy its only one flop you don't have to go back to waiting. You're israeli, the studios will give you another chance once you convince them its the consumer's fault they didn't consoom.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Everyone in this thread can tell you're lying on the internet.
No one here is impressed by your made up knowledge of the current dating scene.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You think someone spending their time pretending they get laid on an anonymous board for no reason is more realistic than someone just actually getting laid
Yes.
>You can't even fathom that someone could casually date women unless they were pretending
I can't fathom someone who gets laid would talk like you.
>If I'm "overselling"
You are, and it reeks of desperation, which is funny because it means your ego is tied to convincing random posters on Cinemaphile that you get laid, even when none of us believe you do. And yet here you persist in attempting to convince us, when anybody who actually gets laid wouldn't care, because anyone who gets laid doesn't give a shit whether or not buttholes on the internet call 'bullshit' on whether or not they get laid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What is your obsession with using "75%" for every claimed statistic, virgin?
2 years ago
Anonymous
One statistic. Literally one rough estimation based in my own experience. Learn to read, then learn how to get laid
2 years ago
Anonymous
We’re all laughing at you now. How embarrassing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Look how much you care. Wait a sec, this has gotta be Billy Eichner lashing out in narcissistic rage.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This guy is comedy gold. What a homosexual loser.
Lmao this post absolutely reeks of virginity
I take it back, theres no way you guys are virgins if you can all jerk eachother off this casually. You all have at least some experience because you can suck eachother off better than any woman I've ever been with
2 years ago
Anonymous
>woman
2 years ago
Anonymous
This guy is comedy gold. What a homosexual loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
75% of women are also into male homosexuals. You're being played by these wicked harpies. She's offering you her ass now because she wants to see you blow another man. It's women's ultimate sexual fantasy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hard agree bro, I get puss on the reg and 75% of the time the puss I get is actually ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lmao this post absolutely reeks of virginity
2 years ago
Anonymous
>powdered ass
What.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Being attracted to ass is gay as hell to begin with. Both men and women have asses, gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Both men and women have mouths, and yet most straight men love oral
A pussy doesn't smell of anything if she bathes regularly and doesn't have STDs.
Although I've gotten a taste of metal when I ate out my ex-girlfriend too soon after her period.
Yes, dumbfrick. If you weren't a virgin you'd know what I'm saying. When you smell pussy for the first time you'll understand why a man would willingly lick a woman's butthole. You're on a special level of incel
You're both not only incels but also too dumb to follow a simple convo kek
I don’t think youve ever actually had sex or at least eaten pussy, do you realize how close the vegana is to the butthole? You've definitely at least brushed against a girls ass anyway if you were down there moron
>I think putting your mouth to an butthole is one of the most pathetic things you can do.
A man who puts his lips on another man's butthole is still less gay than voting democrat
>Men frick women in the ass all the time these days.
lmao >all the degenerate porn I watch = real life!!
go out and sex grass you disgusting aids riddled queer
If so it'd be fitting since the show was supposed to be about the most degenerate creatures of all: gay men.
But then the studio at the time didn't think they could push that quite yet so the show was reworked and some women got the job to turn it into what it was.
I remember I knew a straight guy who wasn’t into anal because he felt “you might as well be gay because why frick an ass when there’s a vegana? What’s the difference between a guy’s ass and a girl’s ass?”
And yet the guy liked oral, but from what I know, a mouth isn’t tied to one gender either…
Where were you at the beginning of this thread? I've been trying to explain to a bunch of junior high virgins that going near a woman's ass shouldn't be setting off homosexual alarms for a straight person. These incels truly believe any ass at all is a shit filled gay hole.
Not at all, dumbfrick. You missed the point of what was being said from the beginning and chose to run with meme takes rather than listen. Not my fault you don't understand whats placed in front of you.
Ignore the entire point about being gay
Now: Why are these people so narcissistic or narrowminded, that they think we are all just waiting for the next movie to consume? Why do they think all we do is watch movies and tv shows? That it's our duty to consume?
Entire movie was probably conceptualized as made to fail so they can scold normal people for not wanting to see poopy play. Major corporations don't even have to make profit anymore they just get free ESG money to push government messaging
Because most peoples "support" of gay people is along the lines of yea whatever, privacy of your own home etc etc. They don't want to actively see that shit though.
I'm gay and don't plan to watch it. Eichner is ugly and has an insufferable personality, too much of an egomaniac to hire someone who acts/looks better than him.
It's called a dog whistle. People like him are pretty familiar with them since they declare pretty much everything the right says or does a dog whistle >The ok hand sign >Milk >Tiki torches >Dressing in slacks and a button-up shirt >Bacon >Any talk about having a national border >Disagreeing with a sacred cow for any reason >"I don't hate Trump with a burning passion"
>spend years pretending regular "straight" movies are some sort of bigoted propaganda a gay man has to struggle through >makes an actual propaganda movie that exists with the purpose of glorifying a particular sexuality and purposefully alienates the social norm, then become surprised that straight people don't care about something that isn't for them
Gay humor is exactly the same as women humor except "muh veganah" is replaced with "muh hyper-sexuality b***hyness" prove me wrong you can't case closed homosexuals
Brokeback Mountain and Heartstoppers are both gay pieces of media that were originally written by women and have found significant success. Women like gays when they’re written by other women. Women’s version of gay men tend to focus on a single passionate romance and tries to avoid going into the rampant casual sex in gay communities. In Brokeback Mountain, the only reason Jack fricks Mexicans is because his longing for Ennis is so strong. Actual gay shit like cruising repulses women and general audiences.
This. Women didn’t like Bros because it had sex scenes with a male gaze. Even if it was a gay male gaze. Men and women approach love and sex differently regardless if they’re straight or gay.
>30 year old homosexual movie makes $185.3 million at the box office
You could argue that the Bird Cage is just as LGTM-proganda as this current year shit but at least it's wrapped up in a entertaining drama with great performances that still holds up
>AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN WHOITES AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT >AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN MENINISTS AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT >AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN STRAIGHTS AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT
Maybe they got the globohomosexual fatigue and have realized that the Rotten Tomatoes score is heavily biased in these kind of situations, I remember that you couldn't leave a negative review for Black Panther and they changed their whole system for Captain Marvel.
I-I-Idon't get. Majority of people are with us, they support us, they are in the right side of history. Chuds are losers and only a small but loudly voice. Yet... the numbers... the numbers...
All the homies in this thread acting like this is a huge culture war thing and that the average american is pushing against homosexual media brainwashing n' shit, when the simple reality is that most men don't like 90% of rom coms and most women watch rom coms to self-insert n' shit.
>wienery homosexual talking mad shit before the movie even drops >movie even has a line directly bashing straights >"why didnt any straight ppl see my movie thats not for them?"
Because most of those people are bisexual (straight) women and autists into gender shit. Actual gay men are a noticeable minority among the alphabet mafia at this point, especially among the young.
Zoomers aren't actually gay (even if they behave like homosexuals), they just identify as bi, pan, curious, etc. because that's what's cool these days.
lol I've been trying to tell you morons since the beginning that I'm the only one doing exactly that but you all clutched your pearls at the idea of women being less than the idealized puritan housewives you've made them up to be. Sorry man, I don't make the reality. Do what you want with it but Jesus, you're all never getting anywhere.
>more than few sentence hurt head
Wouldn't expect you to understand women if you find a paragraph overwhelming
2 years ago
Anonymous
>understand women
lel
your incelism is showing
go back to tinder
2 years ago
Anonymous
Only incels understand women? Your logic is a bit backwards
2 years ago
Anonymous
still here huh?
no new matches on tinder?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't need Tinder when you're regularly dating a single woman. Hard to conceptualize I know, but the majority of men enter and hold relationships when they're dating. Very scary, high level stuff that's very hard to believe possible for anyone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>words again
ok incel, whatever
2 years ago
Anonymous
>any words that aren't the words I want to hear are noise
Smoothbrainedness abounds. Self-sabotage is all you know
I glanced at one of those paid damage control shill article from some israelite libshit rag like NYT and the first paragraph described how one of the first scenes was about a gay shaving his hairy butthole so he could send a selfie of it to another grindr homosexual. That was a last minute damage control shill article meant to push normal people to go see it mind you. These people are not only utterly demonic and disgusting, they're also utterly moronic and disconnected from the real world if they think this is how they'll sell their subversive trash to attract and reprogram gullible young goyim.
>they're also utterly moronic and disconnected from the real world if they think this is how they'll sell their subversive trash to attract and reprogram gullible young goyim.
I know nothing of this movie, but based on all the ads I've been accosted by, isn't the main premise of the movie >Hey straight men, you don't actually have male friends, you're just both in the closet and should FRICK!!!
If that's the gist I got, plenty of other people probably did too
>makes public announcements that he doesn't want certain people seeing his movie >acts surprised when people steer clear of his movie on principle even if they don't belong to those groups
It was actually a good movie (inb4 shill). I went because Luke McFarlane was my favorite actor in Killjoys and he's in this. The gay shit took a bit of work to not cringe through (I'm straight) but once I settled in it was a funny, well-scripted film that delivered. I don't feel like I wasted my money seeing it, and I do think it's worth going to see.
It's a military thing, initially. Pilots would throw baby powder on to prevent their coveralls from chafing if they knew they were going to be in the wienerpit for hours.
To the avarage person it's a common expression meaning someone is "done up". To the average incel it's an endless source of mockery and comedy, for some reason. I don't really get it myself.
it's like if i spent a hundred million dollars on a movie about flash, the greatest starcraft player, and then when i didn't make back my money i claimed everyone was racist against koreans
>Prior studies that examined the prevalence of sexual behaviors among women and included anal intercourse found that 20–30% of US women reported lifetime rates of anal intercourse (3, 5–7) and 19%–32% of US women reported having had anal sex in the last 6–12 months (8, 9).Sep 7, 2017
20-30% may be a peer-reviewed scientific determination, but 75% of MY sample pool of bawds beg me to frick their buttholes. It helps that I find them on AnalHookups though, that's gotta skew my results quite a bit.
leave it to an incel to think women are going to be honest about their butthole mileage in an official study. You must be a virgin if you really think a woman's word is trustworthy at all. How the frick could you ever speak to a woman and not know the majority of them pretend they don't even shit? hahahaha what the frick, dude. A peer reviewed study that takes the word of all women at face value is more believable than a rough estimation from a man who isn't trying to sugarcoat it. For sure, man. Holy shit kek
why are poopdicks insulted by that phrase?
you put your dicks into the poop hole and get poop on it
you are literally a poopdick
or you get your poop on another man's wiener, causing him to be a poopdick
you can't have penetrative anal sex without being a poopdick, just get over it and move on
Sounds like someones never fricked before. Nobody is letting you put your dick in their ass if theres any chance of poop being there. It just doesn't happen but you sure do seem into the idea of getting a bit of chocolate on the tip. Almost like you can't stop thinking about it and it occupies a significant part of your headspace
I laughed out loud. I read this whole thread. Came here to hate read about homosexuals and was not disappointed....just slightly different types of homosexuals.
https://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/box-office-report-smile-takes-the-top-spot-as-bros-flops.php >There’s been a lot of hubbub around why it didn’t connect to audiences. Eichner, who spent months hyping the film up as Important and Pioneering, said straight people didn’t turn up. We’ve already seen some blaming the LGBTQ+ community for not supporting one of their own. Personally, I think we’re overlooking the elephant in the room which is that homophobia is especially potent right now. Queer people are being targeted, smeared as groomers, and set up as acceptable targets in the so-called culture wars. Maybe that has a little something to do with things?
How about this cowardly fricking poofter lays the blame where it really belongs: women.
And that's not some incel reflex, women actually are to blame for this movie's failure: who is the primary audience for romcoms? Who will usually insist on going to see romcoms in the cinema? Who will persuade(nag) their male partner to go and see romcoms with them for date nights? Women. So if nobody's showing up to watch your movie, it's *women* who're to blame for that(literally everyone assumes you're talking about men when you say "homophobia") - get real homosexuals, they'll keep you around as a pet to validate them, compliment them, and boost their self-esteem, they'll even fantasise about two men they fancy coupling, but they don't actually give a shit about you or want to know about the realities of your rancid poopdicks.
Sodomy is a sin.
In the trailer they literally say something like "being straight is a thing of the past" or something along those things. I'm too lazy to look it up. If that didn't turn off audiences I'm sure the clip of the 2 guys sucking a dude off while he makes out with Billy was enough
They also said they missed when straight people were disgusted by them. Seems like they're getting what they wanted and they don't like it.
I heard that, and didn’t know anything about it, so i took it literally and assumed it was gay Idiocracy. Unironically would have been more interesting
>straight white people are so privileged and entitled
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH IM ENTITLED TO YOUR MONEY AS A GAY israelite
Why the frick would I want to experience something specifically aimed at not-me
It's like going to see a movie about black history and no, I don't mean Django.
Space Jam
>This [corporate approved media] is not for you, bigot.
>Why won’t you watch this [insert corporate approved media], bigot? You’re a closet homosexual! Inbred hick!
Why the FRICK is America so homophobic?
admitting defeat. coward
>SEE THIS CORPORATE PRODUCT RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE A BIGOT!!!!
Let me guess, he was shitting on straight people before this movie was released?
He was shitting on gay people before it was released, let alone straight people. Flat out said if you're gay and conservative not to see it. And to people like him conservative just means wanting to settle down and live a nice life in the suburbs.
>He was shitting on gay people
Specifically on their dicks.
>rolling stone
>rotten tomatoes
>glowing reviews
>cinemascore
>glowing
you bet
>homophobic weirdos
>if you don't go watch my shitty heterophobic gay movie you're a homophobe
Yeah, the reviews definitely glow.
>WATCH MY GAY MOVIE OR YOU HATE GAYS
>Oh shit Meredith, we'd better go buy a ticket right away before our calculatedly racially diverse social group starts calling us bigots
Good idea Coulter
>America frick yeah
How's it preforming overseas?
>homophobic weirdos
yeah just like those crazy people who breathe oxygen and drink water
Why is he replying to himself? Sorry I don't use twitter
why do you care?
If you're not baiting, there's a character limit on Twitter just like here so if you want to go on a long seething tirade you have to make more than one post
lol what a pissy little b***h. I was neutral on Billy Eichner but now I hate that homosexual israelite.
normalize homophobia
why would anyone listen to a literal homosexual shill?
what was the monkeypox score?
>what was the monkeypox score?
75/100
The number 75 is even funnier every time you type it! How embarrassing for anon!
America is actually the least “homophobic” country on Earth. The homosexual’s butthurt is still funny.
"powerful" doesn't mean anything anymore.
>homophobic
Why the hell would I be afraid of homosexuals?
Redpill: Nobody is scared of homosexuals, they're actually scared that they might be seduced by one. Homophobia only exists in people who feel they could be potentially affected by it. Straight people don't give a fricking shit.
This has been your daily redpill. Swallow with water.
It’s called disgust, anon. Stop trying to church it up. People are simply disgusted by it.
thanks doc
I'm so glad that AIDS got a sequel, you can never have enough dead homos
>Rolling Stone already has BROS on the list of the best comedies of the 21st century
>glowing reviews
>great Rotten Tomatoes scores
>an A CinemaScore
when will the learn, no one trusts these "blue tick verified" sources anymore
Reputation is like a rectum. The more it gets fricked the more distended, ulcerous and bleeding it becomes until the connective tissue gives out and it prolapses resulting in incontinence.
it doesn't matter if people go see it or not. they get ESG points and blackrock bux for going woke.
I've seen this one already. Get some new salt please.
>poopdick
Why is this an argument? Men frick women in the ass all the time these days.
speak for yourself, poopdick
I have a poop dick, and your mother has a cavernous gash where her butthole used to be.
>poop dick
>necrophiliac
are you dahmer?
Dahmer had to drug people to get head, while I can't pry your mother's toothless gums from my wiener without sedating her.
>poopdick
can we make this a new slur so they write articles kvetching about it like they did zipperbreasts
We can't make it a new slur because it's an old one, zoomer
it describes the condition but nobody has called gays "poopdicks"
>the condition
And what condition is that?
having poop on your dick
It’s not new, shitwiener.
eating shellfish is an abomination in the Old Testament because without refrigeration it will cause disease.
just like gay shit is an abomination because without anti-biotics poopdick = UTI = kidney failure
its not hate its health codes
women don’t poop, moron
just shut the frick up already fart knocker
and it's gross and hugely inferior to veganal
FYI I'm against eating ass too. Any man who comes up to me and says they put their lips up against an butthole- man or woman, I just think less of them. Call me whatever name you want to call me, I think putting your mouth to an butthole is one of the most pathetic things you can do.
>Any man who comes up to me and says they put their lips up against an butthole
Does this happen to you often?
People talk about eating ass to a surprising degree these days.
Spoken like a true virgin kek One day when you smell pussy for the first time you'll understand why people do more than jerk off when they're in a room together
he's talking about butthole not pussy moron
Yes, dumbfrick. If you weren't a virgin you'd know what I'm saying. When you smell pussy for the first time you'll understand why a man would willingly lick a woman's butthole. You're on a special level of incel
but they're two different tastes/smells
nothing you're saying makes sense
Again, you're obviously a virgin who's never actually been in the moment before. Stop trying to wrap your head around big boy things and let it happen naturally when you hit high school
I'm suspecting you're the virgin projecting here. Because when you smell a good pussy you're thinking about that good pussy not going to the butthole.
The irony is that if you weren't gay you'd be able to go near a woman's ass without thinking about how men also have buttholes. You're on a special level of incel confusion where you're writing off normal and expected sexual situations as gay shit. Beyond help, honestly.
you're heavy into this projecting thing virgin. guaranteed you've never tasted an butthole.
You're literally being handed the answers by someone who casually does what you've obviously never experienced once lol No wonder this generation of dudes are a pathetic waste of space. Literally too afraid to pursue women while pretending those that do are gay. What the frick is happening to the world lol
You have never had sex with a woman.
Shut the frick up fat homosexual
you sound like someone using incel shaming as an alternative to admitting that you are gay and regularly eat mens buttholes
>omg this pussy smells so good i can wait to taste her shit
He could be an Indian guy.
Your self-hating homophobia projection is showing lol When you're not a confused gay incel and you get a whiff of a horny woman's pheremones you feel confident enough in your straightness that you can appreciate a woman's clean powdered ass without thinking about gay men's poop. It's that simple.
lol girls poop dumbass
No frickin shit. I know the concept of a shower is foreign to you but if you've ever actually fricked a woman you'd know they tend to clean themselves before. Nobody in the history of male on female assplay has ever encountered shit unless they were fricking a dollar store prostitute or specifically wanted poop to be involved. 75% of women regularly enjoy being fricked in the ass and many will specifically ask that you do. Again, if you're ever gotten laid you'd understand the things you're grossed out by are essentially a requirement if you're actively getting anywhere in the dating scene. You're virgins and have no idea how any of this works. Sorry.
Don't frick a girl with IBS in the ass though. That whole area became a mudslide.
bahahahaha you frickin LARPing virgin
Genuinely don't understand whats funny or hard to grasp there. How far gone are you that you really think any of that is a stretch or somehow me trying to posture? It isn't even anything impressive in the first place kek
You are a gay scat fetishist.
Tell yourself whatever makes you feel better about not getting any action lol
because you're so massively insecure you're lying online about how you totes frick 75% of women in the ass. you're just silly LARPing little narcissist wrapped up in your delusional world.
This is genuinely the most mind boggling thing I've ever seen. You could have Chad hand you a step by step guide on how to get laid and you'd still laugh it off. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad seeing you guys put yourselves even further in the hole
i know right i keep trying to tell these guys how to make 6 digits as a chef at wendys like me but they just wont listen
Lmao
He's making fun of you moron.
He's making fun of you moron.
Not me, dumbfrick
What? I'm literally you minimum wage is available to anyone if you'd just send in the application. I'm not pulling impressive wages but at least I'm in the hookup workforce kek
Dude I'm not involved here but cmon just stop. You are not a CHAD. I don't care if you've fricked a lot of chicks or not. CHAD does not put this much energy into arguing about ass eating and ass fricking and poop prep on a thread about a gay rom com.
Exactly. Anyone this DESPERATE enough to argue incessantly with people he himself claims are incels is honestly pathetic.
>Nobody in the history of male on female assplay has ever encountered shit unless they were fricking a dollar store prostitute or specifically wanted poop to be involved.
Definitely a virgin. There is a lot of prep involved in terms of diet/fasting/enema/etc.
>75% of women regularly enjoy being fricked in the ass
This is hilarious. You've watched too much porn kiddo.
Nope, unfortunately you're just a tard. 75% of women as in 75% of the women who are actively in the current regulsr dating scene. Fire up a dating app, pray for a miracle that women will talk to your gremlin ass for more than 5 minutes, and then ask them if they're into anal. 75% of them will say yes. Not hard to understand.
And yes, obviously prep is a factor but that in no way disproves anything I said, dumbass. If a woman is one of those 75% who wants a dick in her butt she'll obviously prepare ahead of time, which again only reinforces what I said. You won't encounter shit because the majority of dating women want or expect it and they obviously prepare before a date. This is shit thats only hard to grasp if you're a frickin incel, and I don't know why this is hard for your minds to accept. Not rocket science that prostitute who frick in the ass clean their ass. Frickin hell.
This cope-LARP started out funny and is now hilarious. You're so invested in it too you insecure little narc.
Hey, I tried. You can lead a self-loathing incel to pussy juice but you can't make em stop being insecure about gay shit long enough to take a drink kek
If you think I'm actually trying to impress you by spinning some bullshit on an anonymous board you're too moronic to reason with in the first place. Theres no benefit to pretending I get laid when I don't and if you want to stick your fingers in your ears theres enough porn to keep you going until your empty funeral. No skin off my back
Your investment and effort in your LARP alone exposes it. You've oversold. Its so pathetic. You must be very sad and frustrated to feel compelled to do this anonymously on the internet.
You think someone spending their time pretending they get laid on an anonymous board for no reason is more realistic than someone just actually getting laid. Thats where your head is at. You can't even fathom that someone could casually date women unless they were pretending and you can't get past that hangup because... drumroll... you are an incel with a warped understanding of normalcy.
If I'm "overselling" anything its only because I've been trying to explain that the sky is blue to a moron who insists its green. Something that should've been instantly understood after the first message but nah, I said the sky was blue and suddenly a bunch of virgins started telling me I was a gay scat fetishist. Enjoy your porn until the end of time, naive virgin friend.
Delusional narcissists just can't stop, because once they stop the insecurity hits them.
Theres no insecurity to be had and this reckless projection is becoming a bit much lol
>Delusional narcissists just can't stop, because once they stop the insecurity hits them.
holy frick this was spot on, dude just can't stop
Yeah, if I stop telling incels they're misinformed and could do better I'll have a mental breakdown, dude. Everyone is just as fragile as you're projecting kek
Don’t listen to them. The smell of pussy does things to a man. A woman queefed next to me on the bus and so I asked her if she’s into anal sex. She said “yes” as they do 75% of the time. Because I get pussy all the time I got her back to my place and then I tongue fricked her anus, I even swallowed a bit of her shit. Good times. Virgins just wouldn’t understand.
75%? Maybe for a gremlin like you. 100% for me.
Yeah but be honest, only 75% of those had clean and powdered asses, right?
Bro I keep a travel-size bottle of powder with me that I refill at home... just in case.
>mentions once that women have "powdered buttholes" as a figure of speech explaining that they do, in fact, clean before fricking
>incels find endless comedy and mockery in absolutely nothing
Like junior high sex ed
Yeah it's a real shit show. At least 75% of the posters here are incels.
>he said 75% of easy women take it in the butt! Hahahahahahaha!
You know you've lost when all you have to mock is an objectively true ballpark statistic. I don't get it but keep squeezing out all that deep humor if you like
75% is lowballing it. Step your game up son.
I prefer hot sauce over powder. I carry it in my purse.
>Yeah but be honest, only 75% of those had clean and powdered asses, right?
Yeah but once you smell that pussy it doesn't matter, you're eating that butthole and spitting out the little bits of toilet paper you find.
For real man, put 5% of the energy you put into your snappy little comebacks into pursuing a woman and you'd have already lost your V card. Why you all want to stay in the basement is beyond me
What are you talking about? I’ve been defending you this whole time. I smell the pussy then I tongue the turds, just like you. I’m starting to wonder if you’re actually just a really insecure virgin with the way you’re lashing out at us sex havers. There’s a 75% chance that you’re a virgin with an unpowdered ass.
Damn, when I smell the ass, I tongue the pussy. Does that make me gay?
What the frick is wrong with you dude? How would the smell of ass make you want to eat pussy? You must be gay.
Take a step back and see you're spending your time sucking off another virgin right now kek I'm passing you an olive branch on reality and you're too busy sucking off the incel next to you to realize I'm genuinely trying to get you ahead. Sad, man. But real funny from your perspective I'm sure.
Laughing at you has improved my day at work by about 75%
It's always nice to make a morons day a little brighter. Sometimes when I see a kid with down syndrome I'll do a coin trick or something, just to know they'll be smiling for the rest of the day. 75% makes a big difference for someone who was dealt an unfair hand and doesn't have a woman to go home to after a long day
Jesus Christ the image of a fat incel doing a coin trick for a kid with downs is the cherry on top of this hilarious cake lmfao
Its almost like the point of the post was to be funny. Try to keep up here bud
The coin trick involves three quarters, or 75% of a dollar.
Hey whats the percentage equivalent of 3/4? I feel like the answer would be peak comedy
Holy shit, did you just repeat what I said back to me in a mocking tone? Did I just lose the entire argument just like that?
What argument? It’s firmly been established that the smell of pussy makes men lick buttholes and that 75% of women are into anal sex. What fricking idiot virgins would dispute either of those?
Whoa you're saying things I said back at me but in a misquoted way that misses the entire point I was making? Now THAT'S based
Bro the other night I got this chick from tinder over to my pad, and she had the most amazing beautiful shaved innie pink pussy that smelled like peaches, literally peaches. Made my mouth water when I caught a whiff of that perfect pussy. BAM I was licking that butthole so fast.
Still sucking incel wiener here pretty hard. Get your priorities in order or you'll be sniffing ballsack like a class clown forever
Nice meme but it only hits for people who giggle when they think of boobies. Get a taste of pussy and you might not cry at the idea of having sex more controversial than missionary lol
And let you keep all the asses for yourself? No way buddy.
You only hook up with trannies and you worship their man buttholes but call them women on here. Talk about a warped understanding of normalcy.
Heres a tip, zinger comebacks only work if they hold at least some weight in reality. If I called you a purple dragon it wouldn't have an effect and the same applies if you just grab buzzwords at random. Try a bit harder or you're just wasting your bandwidth lol
Yeah I bet you like tips
Tips help me provide for my family as an underpaid Hooters server. Thanks for understanding the struggles of capitalism
Billy its only one flop you don't have to go back to waiting. You're israeli, the studios will give you another chance once you convince them its the consumer's fault they didn't consoom.
Everyone in this thread can tell you're lying on the internet.
No one here is impressed by your made up knowledge of the current dating scene.
>You think someone spending their time pretending they get laid on an anonymous board for no reason is more realistic than someone just actually getting laid
Yes.
>You can't even fathom that someone could casually date women unless they were pretending
I can't fathom someone who gets laid would talk like you.
>If I'm "overselling"
You are, and it reeks of desperation, which is funny because it means your ego is tied to convincing random posters on Cinemaphile that you get laid, even when none of us believe you do. And yet here you persist in attempting to convince us, when anybody who actually gets laid wouldn't care, because anyone who gets laid doesn't give a shit whether or not buttholes on the internet call 'bullshit' on whether or not they get laid.
What is your obsession with using "75%" for every claimed statistic, virgin?
One statistic. Literally one rough estimation based in my own experience. Learn to read, then learn how to get laid
We’re all laughing at you now. How embarrassing.
Look how much you care. Wait a sec, this has gotta be Billy Eichner lashing out in narcissistic rage.
I take it back, theres no way you guys are virgins if you can all jerk eachother off this casually. You all have at least some experience because you can suck eachother off better than any woman I've ever been with
>woman
This guy is comedy gold. What a homosexual loser.
75% of women are also into male homosexuals. You're being played by these wicked harpies. She's offering you her ass now because she wants to see you blow another man. It's women's ultimate sexual fantasy.
Hard agree bro, I get puss on the reg and 75% of the time the puss I get is actually ass
Lmao this post absolutely reeks of virginity
>powdered ass
What.
Being attracted to ass is gay as hell to begin with. Both men and women have asses, gay.
Both men and women have mouths, and yet most straight men love oral
Got’em!
A pussy doesn't smell of anything if she bathes regularly and doesn't have STDs.
Although I've gotten a taste of metal when I ate out my ex-girlfriend too soon after her period.
This dude calling people virgins when he confuses pussies with buttholes.
See
You're both not only incels but also too dumb to follow a simple convo kek
What race are you?
Human. Standard issue stuff for any non-homosexual man of any race.
I don’t think youve ever actually had sex or at least eaten pussy, do you realize how close the vegana is to the butthole? You've definitely at least brushed against a girls ass anyway if you were down there moron
Only gays and women perform oral sex
eating ass is the most israeli porno thing I can imagine
Obviously you've never seen a pink boypussy in person.
It's unreal how brainwashed you coomers are.
guess I haven't
>I think putting your mouth to an butthole is one of the most pathetic things you can do.
A man who puts his lips on another man's butthole is still less gay than voting democrat
>Men frick women in the ass all the time these days.
lmao
>all the degenerate porn I watch = real life!!
go out and sex grass you disgusting aids riddled queer
Not him but most women I know, and speak about their sexuality, do anal.
>I only know zoomer prostitutes ruined by internet porn expectations
ok
Who am I supposed to know? 40 year old women? Underaged kids?
Sex In The City got all the milfs and young bawds of their day into trying anal
If so it'd be fitting since the show was supposed to be about the most degenerate creatures of all: gay men.
But then the studio at the time didn't think they could push that quite yet so the show was reworked and some women got the job to turn it into what it was.
I mean it must still be pretty rare in the US, hell a guy murdered his whole family not long ago for a chick that let him frick her in the ass.
Kek did you make the part about the assfricking up?
he was so high on the ass fumes he killed his pregnant wife and two children
You must be sheltered. You'd be hard pressed to find a woman who didn't want it in her butt in 2022 if you weren't to scared to talk to them
anal sex is weird, the "these days" argument does not apply
I remember I knew a straight guy who wasn’t into anal because he felt “you might as well be gay because why frick an ass when there’s a vegana? What’s the difference between a guy’s ass and a girl’s ass?”
And yet the guy liked oral, but from what I know, a mouth isn’t tied to one gender either…
Women's lips and faces are much different than men's.
Where were you at the beginning of this thread? I've been trying to explain to a bunch of junior high virgins that going near a woman's ass shouldn't be setting off homosexual alarms for a straight person. These incels truly believe any ass at all is a shit filled gay hole.
You're pretending smelling pussy makes a man want to lick butthole, stay on script.
Not at all, dumbfrick. You missed the point of what was being said from the beginning and chose to run with meme takes rather than listen. Not my fault you don't understand whats placed in front of you.
How many threads are we going to have about this shit film?
>98% of the population finds homosexualry unpleasant and legitimately disgusting, who knew?!
99% of the population
Imagine if jobs didn't exist. We'd shove them back in the closet overnight.
Only reason to watch a romcom in theaters is because it's your gf's turn to choose. If the numbers are bad, blame women for this one.
Regardless of the politics this is an embarrassing public meltdown for which the man should be mocked and ridiculed.
He's gay. Public hissy fits come with the territory
bald im kino
This reminds me of that Olivia Wilde Booksmart tweet where she said she was getting creamed by the big dogs
one simply knows
THE AUDIENCE OWES YOU NOTHING.
Ignore the entire point about being gay
Now: Why are these people so narcissistic or narrowminded, that they think we are all just waiting for the next movie to consume? Why do they think all we do is watch movies and tv shows? That it's our duty to consume?
EAT YOUR SLOP GOYS
well, israelites are narcissistic, and gays are narcissistc, and what we have here is a gay-jew.
The unwashed masses are cattle. This became very apparent with the Covid vaccines.
Cool not television and film related though, take it off board or I'll get the mods involved, your call.
>glowing reviews
>have never heard of it
>normie friends have never heard of it
uhhhh ok
>bigots
Entire movie was probably conceptualized as made to fail so they can scold normal people for not wanting to see poopy play. Major corporations don't even have to make profit anymore they just get free ESG money to push government messaging
>make movie for at best 4% of the population
>"why the rest didn't go see it??"
Because most peoples "support" of gay people is along the lines of yea whatever, privacy of your own home etc etc. They don't want to actively see that shit though.
Why would straight people go to a theater to watch gay porn? That doesn't make any sense.
I am not the target audience.
>homosexuals trying to appropriate the term "bros"
Havent they taken enough?
Rainbows
Top and Bottom(?)
Pastel Colors
How many fricking words need to have some homosexual hidden meaning
I'm gay and don't plan to watch it. Eichner is ugly and has an insufferable personality, too much of an egomaniac to hire someone who acts/looks better than him.
>I'm gay
why?
>a certain part of the country
More like most of the planet lol
He knows that we know he's talking about the South. But he chose to be vague about it for some damn reason.
It's called a dog whistle. People like him are pretty familiar with them since they declare pretty much everything the right says or does a dog whistle
>The ok hand sign
>Milk
>Tiki torches
>Dressing in slacks and a button-up shirt
>Bacon
>Any talk about having a national border
>Disagreeing with a sacred cow for any reason
>"I don't hate Trump with a burning passion"
>spend years pretending regular "straight" movies are some sort of bigoted propaganda a gay man has to struggle through
>makes an actual propaganda movie that exists with the purpose of glorifying a particular sexuality and purposefully alienates the social norm, then become surprised that straight people don't care about something that isn't for them
Gay humor is exactly the same as women humor except "muh veganah" is replaced with "muh hyper-sexuality b***hyness" prove me wrong you can't case closed homosexuals
I was too busy doing gay shit
there are women who like gay romance, I guess one of the actors weren't good looking enough to attract the gayhags to the theaters.
Yes, fujos.
Yea I'm sure the leads just are too ugly.
Brokeback Mountain and Heartstoppers are both gay pieces of media that were originally written by women and have found significant success. Women like gays when they’re written by other women. Women’s version of gay men tend to focus on a single passionate romance and tries to avoid going into the rampant casual sex in gay communities. In Brokeback Mountain, the only reason Jack fricks Mexicans is because his longing for Ennis is so strong. Actual gay shit like cruising repulses women and general audiences.
This. Women didn’t like Bros because it had sex scenes with a male gaze. Even if it was a gay male gaze. Men and women approach love and sex differently regardless if they’re straight or gay.
>tfw I'm just not having that shit
>30 year old homosexual movie makes $185.3 million at the box office
You could argue that the Bird Cage is just as LGTM-proganda as this current year shit but at least it's wrapped up in a entertaining drama with great performances that still holds up
it's the difference between being an actual movie and being cheaply forced lgbt trash for your twitter followers
I watched this for the first time a few years ago and it was the funniest laugh out loud movie I had seen in forever. Clue was also great.
Wouldn't gays be a more appropriate title??
>glowing reviews
interesting choice of words
>AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN WHOITES AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT
>AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN MENINISTS AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT
>AWWW SHEEEEIIIT THE HECKIN STRAIGHTS AIN'T BE WATCHING ME SHEEEEIIITTT
>Hey normal people all these israelites signed off on our disgusting lifestyle, why aren’t you?
george bush is from connecticut, his "cowboy" persona is manufactured FOR midwestern morons
Ya but the narrative is he was a midwest moron.
Watching the entire trailer already was a slog. If I already want those 2 min of my life back, why would I waste 2 hours
Yea it was pretty cringy but that dumbledore joke was kinda funny.
Maybe they got the globohomosexual fatigue and have realized that the Rotten Tomatoes score is heavily biased in these kind of situations, I remember that you couldn't leave a negative review for Black Panther and they changed their whole system for Captain Marvel.
> $22 production budget and spent an estimated $30 million to $40 million to promote it.
Kek.
>homosexual is unhappy we didn't go to his movie
he's giving actual anti-sodomites exactly what we want.
>Normal straight people felt no inclination to watch this gay movie and that's just disappointing
This is the soi-ciety we live in.
This homosexual is probably the first person to say "IT WASN'T MADE FOR YOU" whenever anyone criticizes woke movies and casting choices.
I-I-Idon't get. Majority of people are with us, they support us, they are in the right side of history. Chuds are losers and only a small but loudly voice. Yet... the numbers... the numbers...
I’m not a homophobe
I’m an anti-Semite
Guys, I'm scared. He didn't mention straight WHITE people!
https://twitter.com/BlackOutlawKing/status/1576741933380435969
https://twitter.com/CoreyCu47812086/status/1576826047898669061
It's like they don't remember the 6 million or something...smdh.
So hwat's the movie about exactly?
Other than homosexualry I mean
Why would I go see this movie? It's not made for me. I remember being told I can't have an opinion on black Ariel, because it's not made for me.
>dominant culture is entitled to judge your hobbies and how you spend your free time
Frick off with this Soviet shit.
Chuds just can't stop winning.
GAYSLOP
I’m in a gay relationship right now and unless my boyfriend wants to see it, I ain’t watching it kek
I like hetero romance films. La La Land is amazing.
So why is this a failure when brokeback mountain had a pretty good box office, and itwasn't even a rom com
All the homies in this thread acting like this is a huge culture war thing and that the average american is pushing against homosexual media brainwashing n' shit, when the simple reality is that most men don't like 90% of rom coms and most women watch rom coms to self-insert n' shit.
What is nig gas?
https://twitter.com/Aloe9678/status/1443299010626871298
Are people allowed to simply not see a movie these days without it being some kind of political statement? Frick off Billy.
silence is violence chud
if you're not with them you're against them
mmm mmm mmm love me some scrumdiddilylicious buttholes
>wienery homosexual talking mad shit before the movie even drops
>movie even has a line directly bashing straights
>"why didnt any straight ppl see my movie thats not for them?"
Homosexusls physicaly repulse me and any bonding between two males that isnt based on brotherhood and friendship is a straight pass.
Why didn't zoomers go and see it?
I'm an LGBT zoomer, I just prefer to watch movies at home
Because most of those people are bisexual (straight) women and autists into gender shit. Actual gay men are a noticeable minority among the alphabet mafia at this point, especially among the young.
Zoomers aren't actually gay (even if they behave like homosexuals), they just identify as bi, pan, curious, etc. because that's what's cool these days.
Checked
>because that's what's cool these days
Also it looks great on a CV.
>Gen Y ending in 96
>Gen Z starting in 97
Nope.
NOT EVEN 5 MILLION HAHAHA
Imagine living in the certain parts of the country that saw this trash. Couldn't be me
i hate homosexuals so much it's unreal
>romcom
Hard pass. I'll stick to homokino like Brokeback Mountain and CMBYN
why didn't the target audience show up
why is it up to the straight white male to save the day per usual?
>this actor on twitter said that he dislikes the fact that americans didn't go see a movie he starred in!
WHO
THE
FRICK
CARES?
If you want me to watch a movie you better upload it to an illegal streaming website
It's going to be Red Letter Medias favorite movie of the year
>theyre using dating app data to extrapolate all women
lel
fricking virgins, never learn
Not once did that happen. Learn to read
ok incel
go cry about women online instead of actually meeting real ones
lol I've been trying to tell you morons since the beginning that I'm the only one doing exactly that but you all clutched your pearls at the idea of women being less than the idealized puritan housewives you've made them up to be. Sorry man, I don't make the reality. Do what you want with it but Jesus, you're all never getting anywhere.
>words words words
ok incel
>more than few sentence hurt head
Wouldn't expect you to understand women if you find a paragraph overwhelming
>understand women
lel
your incelism is showing
go back to tinder
Only incels understand women? Your logic is a bit backwards
still here huh?
no new matches on tinder?
You don't need Tinder when you're regularly dating a single woman. Hard to conceptualize I know, but the majority of men enter and hold relationships when they're dating. Very scary, high level stuff that's very hard to believe possible for anyone.
>words again
ok incel, whatever
>any words that aren't the words I want to hear are noise
Smoothbrainedness abounds. Self-sabotage is all you know
Reddit hates this movie, make sure to do your part and watch it
Is "the straights" the leftoid equivalent of "the israelites" boogeyman?
I glanced at one of those paid damage control shill article from some israelite libshit rag like NYT and the first paragraph described how one of the first scenes was about a gay shaving his hairy butthole so he could send a selfie of it to another grindr homosexual. That was a last minute damage control shill article meant to push normal people to go see it mind you. These people are not only utterly demonic and disgusting, they're also utterly moronic and disconnected from the real world if they think this is how they'll sell their subversive trash to attract and reprogram gullible young goyim.
>they're also utterly moronic and disconnected from the real world if they think this is how they'll sell their subversive trash to attract and reprogram gullible young goyim.
I know nothing of this movie, but based on all the ads I've been accosted by, isn't the main premise of the movie
>Hey straight men, you don't actually have male friends, you're just both in the closet and should FRICK!!!
If that's the gist I got, plenty of other people probably did too
>makes public announcements that he doesn't want certain people seeing his movie
>acts surprised when people steer clear of his movie on principle even if they don't belong to those groups
>get shunned from polite society because you’re a degenerate sodomite
>fight back against the “stereotype” by flaunting your degeneracy through popular culture
gay bros I…
The Agendaheads who spearhead that campaign of obnoxiousness never heard the term 'discretion is the better part of valor'.
I watch like 2-3 movies a year
Why not blame gays who didn't show up? I mean shouldnt they support their own but no blame people who this movie was obviously not marketed towards
Brag about how LGBT makes up to 12% of the population. Can’t get 8 million of them to show up and support their own.
As a straight white Gen xer I can’t help but feel tremendous guilt for my part.
It was actually a good movie (inb4 shill). I went because Luke McFarlane was my favorite actor in Killjoys and he's in this. The gay shit took a bit of work to not cringe through (I'm straight) but once I settled in it was a funny, well-scripted film that delivered. I don't feel like I wasted my money seeing it, and I do think it's worth going to see.
Is this "ass powder" thing a fat/black person thing? Never heard of it.
It's a military thing, initially. Pilots would throw baby powder on to prevent their coveralls from chafing if they knew they were going to be in the wienerpit for hours.
yes you know how blacks love their seasonings
To the avarage person it's a common expression meaning someone is "done up". To the average incel it's an endless source of mockery and comedy, for some reason. I don't really get it myself.
Gay people didn’t go see this movie either. No one wants to see Billy Eichner do gay shit with some dude who is out of his league.
Billy I would have shown up if you had an inch of a comedic bone in your entire body. I'm not showing up just for the fact that you love sucking dick.
Who knew a film whose main audience is a small minority wouldn't be a box office smash
it's like if i spent a hundred million dollars on a movie about flash, the greatest starcraft player, and then when i didn't make back my money i claimed everyone was racist against koreans
Somewhere in the office of a producer who needs a tax write off a phone is ringing
>Prior studies that examined the prevalence of sexual behaviors among women and included anal intercourse found that 20–30% of US women reported lifetime rates of anal intercourse (3, 5–7) and 19%–32% of US women reported having had anal sex in the last 6–12 months (8, 9).Sep 7, 2017
20-30% may be a peer-reviewed scientific determination, but 75% of MY sample pool of bawds beg me to frick their buttholes. It helps that I find them on AnalHookups though, that's gotta skew my results quite a bit.
>Still forcing 75% meme
Beyond embarrassment and into cringe territory. Kys quickly and end this now.
leave it to an incel to think women are going to be honest about their butthole mileage in an official study. You must be a virgin if you really think a woman's word is trustworthy at all. How the frick could you ever speak to a woman and not know the majority of them pretend they don't even shit? hahahaha what the frick, dude. A peer reviewed study that takes the word of all women at face value is more believable than a rough estimation from a man who isn't trying to sugarcoat it. For sure, man. Holy shit kek
why didn't they call it Monkeypox and make it a horror movie
why are poopdicks insulted by that phrase?
you put your dicks into the poop hole and get poop on it
you are literally a poopdick
or you get your poop on another man's wiener, causing him to be a poopdick
you can't have penetrative anal sex without being a poopdick, just get over it and move on
Sounds like someones never fricked before. Nobody is letting you put your dick in their ass if theres any chance of poop being there. It just doesn't happen but you sure do seem into the idea of getting a bit of chocolate on the tip. Almost like you can't stop thinking about it and it occupies a significant part of your headspace
homosexuals are upset by this sentence?
>gay men put their dicks into the hole poop comes out of
that's wild, why is it upsetting?
what happens if you poop while a penis is in your butt
The next time the person with the dick pees poop comes out instead
>saying poop comes from a butt and that butts are always guaranteed to have poop in them are the same thing!
>poopdick
yuck, they're probably have poopbreath too
>make movies for niche groups like blacks and gays
>bewildered when the masses don't appreciate their niche movie about a niche group
why does this keep happening and when will they fricking realize their mistake?
this is the best thread about the movie so far, good job homies hope to see you next time
>this is the best thread about the movie so far
its definitely in the 75th percentile
I laughed out loud. I read this whole thread. Came here to hate read about homosexuals and was not disappointed....just slightly different types of homosexuals.
https://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/box-office-report-smile-takes-the-top-spot-as-bros-flops.php
>There’s been a lot of hubbub around why it didn’t connect to audiences. Eichner, who spent months hyping the film up as Important and Pioneering, said straight people didn’t turn up. We’ve already seen some blaming the LGBTQ+ community for not supporting one of their own. Personally, I think we’re overlooking the elephant in the room which is that homophobia is especially potent right now. Queer people are being targeted, smeared as groomers, and set up as acceptable targets in the so-called culture wars. Maybe that has a little something to do with things?
God hates gays
How about this cowardly fricking poofter lays the blame where it really belongs: women.
And that's not some incel reflex, women actually are to blame for this movie's failure: who is the primary audience for romcoms? Who will usually insist on going to see romcoms in the cinema? Who will persuade(nag) their male partner to go and see romcoms with them for date nights? Women. So if nobody's showing up to watch your movie, it's *women* who're to blame for that(literally everyone assumes you're talking about men when you say "homophobia") - get real homosexuals, they'll keep you around as a pet to validate them, compliment them, and boost their self-esteem, they'll even fantasise about two men they fancy coupling, but they don't actually give a shit about you or want to know about the realities of your rancid poopdicks.
Stop being useful idiots for the Hole Mafia.
>I am entitled to your money
Really tired of this attitude from Pedowood