Oh no. Not the death of Jon. He has brought so much good to DC. Please don’t permanently kill off Jon. How will he suck wieners if he is dead. Oh the tragedy.
It’d be super brave to let them do a story where Jon gets monkey pox than willingly spreads it to 52 planets in an attempt to show his pride in sucking dicks
Bendis doesn’t seem to have much pull at DC anymore. The only reason he isn’t completely gone is because Hollywood is making a tv show based off his awful Legion comic that he is helping to write (even though his Naomi show bombed horribly and was cancelled after one season).
Honestly, DC killing off Jon would be mercy at this point. The only sad news is that Bendis and Taylor will get away with having ruined/raped a character so badly.
Turns out because his cells are half human, he can get human viruses. Even worse though, half his genome is Kryptonian, and because viruses use your own cells to build more virions, the virus become a super-virus inside him.
"Jon, I'm sorry, but we need to contact everyone you've had sex with in the last three weeks and isolate them. The world may be in great danger." >"..." >"Jon, please, who have you had sex with in the last three weeks? Jon?" >"It's... to list them all, I..." >"Jon... How many, Jon?" >"Look, I'm a fit bisexual teenager with good looks, fame, super speed and endless endurance..." >"WHO DID YOU FRICK, JON?" >"EVERYONE! DAMN NEAR EVERYONE, OKAY? I CAN FRICK A THOUSAND PEOPLE IN A DAY, MORE IF I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON! EVERY GODDAMN TRUCKSTOP, EVERY GLORY HOLE, EVERY STRIP CLUB, EVERY prostitute HOUSE! I. FRICKED. EVERYONE."
It’d be super brave to let them do a story where Jon gets monkey pox than willingly spreads it to 52 planets in an attempt to show his pride in sucking dicks
Not necessarily. They do have Tim Drake for queer representation now. And maybe Mary Marvel. They don’t need Jon Kent anymore.
Especially since they have been pushing Conner.
It is never too soon to kill off Clark again. Plus he didn’t technically die, just trapped in a dream state. The “Death of the Justice League” was just a clickbait title. Kinda like how they changed the name of the Dark Crisis book to “Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths” to get nostalgia bucks.
Doomsday and Superman will announce their gay love for each other. Lois Lane will be jealous at first but eventually accepts their relationship. Lex Luthor is beside himself with heartache as it is revealed that all of his evil schemes over the decades were just his frustrated, misguided way of communicating his repressed feelings for Superman.
Huh?
Finally
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Death of Superman, they will do Death of Superman: Son of Kal-El
Oh no. Not the death of Jon. He has brought so much good to DC. Please don’t permanently kill off Jon. How will he suck wieners if he is dead. Oh the tragedy.
Get ready for Doomsday Junior.
>Doomsday Junior.
They'll call him "Megiddo"
Megiddo The Gay Killer
It’d be super brave to let them do a story where Jon gets monkey pox than willingly spreads it to 52 planets in an attempt to show his pride in sucking dicks
He dies of MonkeyPox
Whatever it is, couldn't they have announced it at Comic-con?
they're not wasting time on some b list hero
Jon isn't A LIST HERO
But then they wouldn't have had enough time to talk about all the Batman books they're releasing
Finally Jon dies of Super-AIDS.
TOM TAYLOR
somehow the death of superman has returned
And nothing of value was lost.
If they do kill off Jon, I hope they mindwipe everyone of Superman’s secret identity.
What if the twist is that DC Comics is killing off Clark Kent again?
And then Gay Jon Kent fully takes over the mantle?
OR
Bendis creates a black OC to take over the mantle to prepare for synergy for the Coates black Superman movie?
Bendis doesn’t seem to have much pull at DC anymore. The only reason he isn’t completely gone is because Hollywood is making a tv show based off his awful Legion comic that he is helping to write (even though his Naomi show bombed horribly and was cancelled after one season).
Honestly, DC killing off Jon would be mercy at this point. The only sad news is that Bendis and Taylor will get away with having ruined/raped a character so badly.
>MEMBER DEATH OF SUPERMAN AGAIN?!!!!
Originality is dead at DC Comics.
Is that all the blood that came out of Superman's virgin butthole?
Jon Kent gets monkey pox (spoilers)
Turns out because his cells are half human, he can get human viruses. Even worse though, half his genome is Kryptonian, and because viruses use your own cells to build more virions, the virus become a super-virus inside him.
"Jon, I'm sorry, but we need to contact everyone you've had sex with in the last three weeks and isolate them. The world may be in great danger."
>"..."
>"Jon, please, who have you had sex with in the last three weeks? Jon?"
>"It's... to list them all, I..."
>"Jon... How many, Jon?"
>"Look, I'm a fit bisexual teenager with good looks, fame, super speed and endless endurance..."
>"WHO DID YOU FRICK, JON?"
>"EVERYONE! DAMN NEAR EVERYONE, OKAY? I CAN FRICK A THOUSAND PEOPLE IN A DAY, MORE IF I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON! EVERY GODDAMN TRUCKSTOP, EVERY GLORY HOLE, EVERY STRIP CLUB, EVERY prostitute HOUSE! I. FRICKED. EVERYONE."
wow really funny original joke
monkey pox
>first rehashes CoIE
>now rehashes DoS
is there a more creatively bankrupt company than DC Comics?
Lucasfilm
You might actually be right about that.
Marvel is its biggest rival for a reason
Maybe it is a reference to The Flash movie where Zod aborts baby Superman?
Okay. Didn't they kill him like a month ago? I know they aren't going to kill Jon because DC would never put a forced queer legacy out of our misery.
Not necessarily. They do have Tim Drake for queer representation now. And maybe Mary Marvel. They don’t need Jon Kent anymore.
Especially since they have been pushing Conner.
>And maybe Mary Marvel.
You’re gay and cringe for trying to force it
It is never too soon to kill off Clark again. Plus he didn’t technically die, just trapped in a dream state. The “Death of the Justice League” was just a clickbait title. Kinda like how they changed the name of the Dark Crisis book to “Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths” to get nostalgia bucks.
I thought they were effectively dead but only in the continuity of a few random books for some reason. I stopped paying attention pretty quickly.
>I stopped paying attention pretty quickly.
Most did. It is why they changed the name of the book.
It is probably just another animated adaptation of the Death of Superman, only with worse animation considering WB’s current animation budget.
Probably an elseworld. DC is like half Elseworlds and half Batman now.
Honestly I'd sooner see it be an animated movie or something rather than the death of Jon because
>comics mattering lmao
Superman dies of monkeypox due to being gay
Dan Jurgens was right
Again?
You'd think they would get tired of killing their own characters over and over
If Jon dies, then when they can de-age him in the process of bringing him back to life.
In any case, Jon needs to be de-aged before I patronize the Superman books. I can live with the bisexuality, but he needs to be de-aged.
Nah kill him and don't bring him back until the multiverse is reset again
>Nah kill him and don't bring him back until the multiverse is reset again
Isn't like that just six months or so when Dark Crisis ends?
You sound like a pedo.
>If Jon dies, then when they can de-age him in the process of bringing him back to life.
like bart?
Good precedent. I'm for it.
>tfw they bring him back to life from an earlier point in his life, effectively deleting everything benis and friends did to him
>Everybody on the planet stops buying comics
>LET'S KILL OFF SUPERMAN. THAT'LL REEL EM BACK IN!
Doomsday and Superman will announce their gay love for each other. Lois Lane will be jealous at first but eventually accepts their relationship. Lex Luthor is beside himself with heartache as it is revealed that all of his evil schemes over the decades were just his frustrated, misguided way of communicating his repressed feelings for Superman.
Prime?